I almost always cook at home but my wife's cow orkers had a thing and I came with. Next time I will just pretend to eat.
>>542013846My stomach always hurts bro
reminds me of wat some guy saidyou can rob a man on the highway and be put to death or rob all of society and gain a lordship
>>542014055look up Greek and Italian recipes on youtube, especially pasta dishes, Greek style lamb and chicken, greek spinach pie and others, learn to make your own food instead of relying on jeet slop
>>542014055Well maybe at some point in the distant future the people in your country will figure out how to wash their hands when they cook. Fingies crossed!
>>542013846>my wife's cow orkersMade me chuckle.
>>542014256heh
>>542013846>I ate out and my tummy has hurtted for three days now.did a jeet cook in the kitchen?always check if they hire immigrants. if so, LEAVE!
This always ends the same way. I get a back-ache but it's really a poop. Then I finally poop out this poop which is like a rock at first, then once that dense poo plug is gone it's like a bunch of garbagey stuff.Every single time I eat outside the house. Even with "home made" food with rare exceptions.
>>542014356>no open kitchen>no way of knowingeven open kitchens won't save you from poo infested producei'm about to quit my job and just grow what i need, my house is paid off
aww don't do this, please urgently watch something wholesome and take care of yourself :3 :*
>>542014412one time I got this sudden and majorly intense intestinal pain, went from about a 5 to 11 within a minute and I passed out for a moment on the way to the toiletwoke up sweating in the hallway, when I got in the bathroom and got it out it smelled like a dead animalapparently it was some kind of intestinal blockage that had been going on for days I was ignorant of and I was lucky it passed on its own
>>542013846i ate some onion and garlicmy stomach is rolling
>>542014607I think if you eat a lot of meat and dry stuff like baked potato without enough sour cream you're setting yourself up for disaster. I like to eat a small bowl of sauerkraut that's home made every day with lunch. Or home cured olives.
>>542014688You might be a Jew, my wife's family is Jewish though they converted in the 1600s lol, and she gets all red and sweaty from raw onion or garlic. Cooked is fine.
Restaurants in the USA are the biggest scams running right now, unless it's a legitimately special place. 95% of these restaurants just exist to supply people going through the motions of going out, killing time, and wasting money. I guess they're good for society in a way, because if they all disappeared tomorrow, the 90% of the population that's utter gross, intolerable trash would find their way to the nice restaurants with delicious food and great service and ruin them. But as for these restaurants going through the motions with their frozen seed oil goyslop, cooking something incredibly simple at home from high quality ingredients beats it hands-down. I'll go so far as to say you could cook a meatless feudal peasant dish at home and it would taste better than the trash at these goyslop restaurants, as long as you had salt.
>>542014754yeah it was probably the meat, I eat a shit ton of meatonly time I've ever had anything like that though
>>542014469>>no open kitchen>>no way of knowingYou always ask to see the kitchen. The manager will show you. If they refuse (illegal in many areas) then simply leave, as they are hiding something bad.
>>542014933Always have some salad, pickles, sauerkraut, something uncooked with meat or right after. Or a few plums or prunes, etc. Prunes with meat as a digestif is very ancient cookery. Also bitter or pungent herbs like lamb, in the Bible the bitter herb served with Passover lamb was the mint plant in the opinion of experts.
>>542014055Start drinking ₹30 2L Bisleri religiously jeetbro. The local water in India is all filthy as fuck, full of floaty shit particles.
>>542014356>rats literally brushing past his feet the entire time>doesnt even flinch onceAh, a true new yorker
>>542014829Went out to some Mexislop joint for my brother's bday today and can confirm, the food quality was fucking atrocious. Don't be fooled by the nice decor or cute waitress, it's a $20 plate of sneed oil-laden indigestible goyslop garbage you're gonna get.
>I ate a hamburger and drank a soda, now my stomach hurts and I have stage 3 cancer with diabetesYou health fruitloops ever consider that your just weaklings with shit genetics that make it so you have to eat the most snowflake all natural sanitized overpriced food there is or you'll die young.
>>542014356This is served hot, so it won't make you sick. I'd eat it for 50 cents desu
>>542014055Same. Sorry.
>>542014795you might be right, goy
>>542015558Fine dining is an even bigger scam than goyslop fast food.You can do fine dining at home with a tiny budget and actual portions.
>>542014829the government stepped in to save retail and restaurants during COVIDnuff said
>>542015605No you dumb rubbish eater, we just have to eat basic-bitch dirt to hearth real food that isn't poison slop. Restaurants don't serve that kind of food in this ZOGmutt abomination of a country.
I like cooking but I hate cleaning dishes. I literally just don't like doing it, it's too demoralizing. I don't have a dishwasher so I do it all by hand.I feel like for thousands and thousands of years men didn't do this, they had women do this. Is there such thing as genetic memories? My brain is literally telling me I'm a fucking loser every time I stand around and do dishes.
>>542013846Eating out kills me too. Onions, mayo, egg, sucralose, salt, undercooked peppers, pepper seeds, whatever else they sneak in often makes me miserable. Forty dollars to feel like shit.
>>542015985Yep $40-50 these days to eat out. $100 at a fancy place or steakhouse. Hell they charge you for extra napkins at fancy steak houses these days lol.
>>542013846FAKE STORY
>>542016326It's not the first time this has happened actually...
>>542016288Tip percentage has increased too. Used to be 15%, now it starts at 20%.
>>542016550my ass it does
Het tested for Hep A, B and C! pakijeet may have touched it.
>>542014356Ratatouille! lol
>>542014688Have some yoghurt or warm milk, it will soothe it.
>>542013846>>542014055It's over for y'all. If you want to read something that goes well together with your stomach ache, try this:https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57979276-a-passion-for-poisonYou're going to be thankful for your present stomach ache.
>>542015558I had mexislop too and I was shidding and fardding and hour after
>>542015962>I hate cleaning dishes.Dishwasher.
