STOP DRINKING THE LIQUID JEWAlcohol is poisonFull stopIt numbs your will to do anything and makes you more susceptible to the Jews and their tricksIt makes you fat and gives you cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-lRRqr-vV4
>>542015023I quit about a year ago and I don't miss it.
>>542015023
My father used to piss on the floor of our house when he was drunk. I never ever drank alcohol as a result. Am I missing out?
>>542015023nigga im drunk rn
>>542015023I'm gonna go get a glass of wine right now.it's nice because it's not only stronger than beer so you can get buzzed on 1-2 glasses, but it also doesn't make you fat.
very good goyim
>>542015165i quit before and it was the best time of my life. ive started drinking again and got fat and cant fuck good. still trying to quit.
Bump3 years sober. It's a reason it's legal you stupid fucking cattle. Deserve everything you get by participating in your own humiliation ritual.Shit tier substance/10>it's your culture, goy!>can't have "fun" without it!>it'a social lubricant because it removes all your programmed filters so you can be the shittiest version of yourself>it's the weekend, goy! Go get you some and waddle in misery.
>>542015023I shit down Allah’s throat
>>542015023>It numbs your will to do anythingNigger shut the fuck up I make $1200 a week, what do you do besides make retarded slide threads?
>>542015302Stip being a pussy
>>542015218wtf I had a roommate who used to do that. Fucker would become so shitface retarded he wouldn't even know how he got home too. Also wrecked his car, got it impounded, somehow walked/hitchhiked home and never knew any of it happened. God damn I hate drunks
>>542015023I miss whiskey.
>>542015218Depends. Ever wanted to piss on the floor, but couldn't quite bring yourself to do it?
>>542015489
Europeans have multiple enzymes for metabolizing alcoholdrinking responsibly is one of the whitest things you can do you'll figure out how to do it when you grow up, assuming you have the enzymesif not, you have to go back anyways
I'm drinking white claw right now and I dont give a fuck
>>542016063Maybe Southern Euros because of the abundance of fruit and grapes in their diets but not so much for their Northern counterparts.
>>542016063No anon ethanol is poisonMy wife beating drunk of a great grandfather didn't magically not get fucked by it just cause he was from Marche
>>542016172Tits or gtfo
>>542015023Beer fucking sucks. Cider easily mogs it. That or Jaegermeister+Mother.
>>542016701I'm a guyI'm drinking white claw because it's easy to count the calories and the lack of carbs means little to no hangoversI love beer but it has been a little taxing as of late
>>542015023youre just bad at competitive drinking, the trick is to drunk drive
>>542015069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cvv237khg8
>>542015023>>542015165>>542015218>>542015343>>542015377>>542015688>>542015718>>542016663I posted this before in another similar thread from yesterday and I'll post it again since it's still relevant here and because I'm too lazy to retype everything lol:Join the straight edge lifestyle, anons.It's truly liberating not having to depend on alcohol, weed, and other kinds of drugs in order to find happiness.
>>542017155Straight edge my cock you joyless faggot
>>542017279Keep being a slave to drugs and alcohol then, brainlet
>>542015023I've been sober for a year and I'm glad I'm off of it. The part that sucks is being stuck alone with your thoughts and nothing to distract you from them. I feel a lot better now, and that's what keeps me sticking to it.It also helps that I don't have friends anymore so no incentive to get drunk.
>>542017329Grow up first, boySome beer and wine isn't awful and I know when to stop, and there are certain times of the year in which I dont drink at all
>>542015235It's retarded that wine is culturally seen as "feminine-coded." Wine just makes me feel vascular and want to fuck or fight. It's a better alcoholic beverage. Beer usually makes me a little tired and bloated like a little bitch.
>>542015023>Alcohol is poisonOh wow. Give me a reason not to poison myself?
>>542016870>I'm drinking white claw because>I'm a guy
>>542016663Yeah, my great grandfather got drunk as fuck one night, beat the shit out of his wife, was taken to the asylum to dry out, realized what he did, and hanged himself.Can't say that being a drunk is anything other than a huge mistake. All things in moderation.
>>542017424I just think of the greek myths or the Romans when I think of wineIt makes all the haters shut up>>542017478IDGAF what people think about white clawSometimes I just want to have something easier to drink and I dont want to have massive shits or feel bloated
>>542015023Beer is the worst, the hops is a poison plant, look up hops poisoning in dogs on youtube. Society is demonic.
>>542017519Do you use a coozie when u drink them?
>>542017651Nope, just my bare hands>>542017580The Nazis drank beer too, dipshit
>>542015023Jesus drank wine.
>>542017788And guess what he was
>>542015023Alcohol is a good time, but you usually pay for it the next day if you have more than 2-3 drinks. Also the problems you listed are from overusing it, not having a couple beers now and then.
>>542015023>stop having funNah. Just dont be a retard and have some self control.
>>542015023ok ill stop if you give me ex gf backmake it happen mk ultra glowniggers
>>542017929Don't tell me even jesus was a tranny
>>542017378>Some beer and wine isn't awfulI don't disagree with that... like you said it's about knowing when to stop and having some self-control.>there are certain times of the year in which I dont drink at allFor me it's the opposite. I spend most of the year not drinking at all but, even though I'm "straight edge" these days, I do make exceptions for holidays like Christmas and the New Year when I like to pop a little wine or champagne to celebrate with friends and family.>>542017424>It's retarded that wine is culturally seen as "feminine-coded">Beer usually makes me a little tired and bloated like a little bitchYeah, this 100%. Compared to wine, I fucking hate beer, not just the negative effects it has but the taste of it too, which I never got used to when I was in my "party" phase for the first couple of years after I became a legal adult.
>>542017699Maybe they would have won if they didn't?
>>542015023I too urge my fellow anons to overcome the liquid jew. I have seen so much suffering caused by alcohol addiction, it's not funny anymore.>>542015165Congrats, mate! I'm proud of you. Good luck for the future!>>542017427Self-respect? For me it's the strongest reason I can think of.
>>542018136it also has positive affectsrelief from clown worldfactor that on you calculus
>>542018203>t. mudslimeThe average german drinks beer in his lunch break
>>542018218>relief from clown worldReal men raw dog that shit nigger
>>542015069based thread lol thank you anon ive had this on loop for awhile now heh
>>542018302i dont care niggerim not trying to win man contest faggotmen are gay as fuck silly nigger boy glownigger jew
>>542015377Faggot detected.
>>542018160Maybe they would've won if they hadn't invaded Russia. Land invasions of Russia are never a good idea. Supply chains get stretched too far and burn through your resources, Russians set fire to everything as they retreat so you can't use their resources, and winter there is hell on armies. Nobody conquers Russia with a land invasion, it's a bottomless pit that consumes as many men and resources as you put into it.
Im drinking myself to death and nobody can stop me i already have cirrhosis at 31
>>542018406Based aruko enjoyer
READ EM AND WEEP JEW TUNNEL RATSTHIS IS SUBSTANTIAL GOY FUEL!!I WILL WORK TIRELESSLY AND CONTINUE ELEVATING MYSELFSEETHE
>>542015190They installed them when we were locked. Since then people started having different issues... (((they))) blamed it on covid, lock downs, etc.We all know it... only jews keep saying its real or that people thaat noticed is paranoid.
>>542018462JEW RATSTHIS TRI TIP ROAST HEHGET FUCKED
>>542015023There will never be a day when you wake up and say, damn I wish I had a drink last night
HEY JEW RATSI MADE NEARLY 10000 CALORIES WORTH OF FOOD TODAY GOOD LUCK FARMING ME FOR LOOSHWONT WORKIM NUTRIENT AND CALM MAXINGBRING IT
>>542015023I'm an alcoholic, but my God it's pure freedom for a few hours. The rest of the hours are chemical slavery tho. And hard as fuck to quit.
>>542015235Try vodka niggers.
HEY JEW TUNNEL RATSMALNOURISHED DEHYDRATED RATSLETSFUCKINGGOBRING IT BABY TRY TO LOOSH FARM ME SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>542015343it's really not that hard u fag. Replace the booze with sparkling water. EZPZ. I did it after drinking a fifth of whisky every night after work.
>>542018722IM AT 3K CALORIES PER DAY AND I HAVE GAINED MUSCLEJEW TUNNEL RATS LITERALLY ARE SEETHING LOLWHAT DO THEY EAT LIKE 1K GRUEL PER DAY?
>>542015377>It's a reason it's legal you stupid fucking cattle. Deserve everything you get by participating in your own humiliation ritual.>Shit tier substanceyep when they did the covid lockdowns and closed the gyms and parks, but kept the bars weedshops and liquor stores open.... way too obvious
>>542018767>drinking whisky every dayYou see I can never see myself getting to that point
>>542015023>Don't drink!>Do drugs instead!Fuck you American jews
>>542018545I say this on monday after my sober Sundays doe
>>542015023>STOP DRINKING THE LIQUID JEW>Alcohol is haram!You know that you muslims are Jews too? Literally the same DNA as Jews all from Abraham and inbreeding for centuries.
>>542015023I'm vaccinated, circumcised, use mainstream apps without any privacy options enabled, actively post on Reddit, think racism is bad, and I smoke weed.I will drink whenever the fuck I want, you edgy bastard.
>>542018827it was a fifth every day, too. Only for like a year.
JEWS ARE FUCKING SEETHING AHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK EM!!!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLX6I-e5nrk&pp=ygUNZGJ6IGdyYXZlbWluZA%3D%3D&ra=m
>>542018767I know you're memeing but this actually worked for me with tallboys of sparkling water
>>542017424I don't even know how that started. Must be the American jews.
>>542018897Muslims can be right sometimes
>>542019041I'll add another sin, wine beeing seen as posh or something only the rich drink. And by extension you're "showing off" if you drink wine or "you must drink it properly" and other such drivel.
I drink Michelob Pure Gold every weekend, excercise, best shape of my life and it keeps my cortisol (stress) levels under control. You're just a fag that can't control their alcohol.
>>542018901Wow so braveNow go get gaped and give faglord
>>542018327Same vibe, anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNS0pqjW10
>>542019085I dealt with so many cunts in college like that because I brought a bottle of wine to a house party at my friends' apartment. Sorry I didn't buy two forties instead, you trashy fucking faggots.
>>542018987I'm not meming. 100% true
>>542019053>Muslims can be right sometimesAlcohol helps prevent parasite infections. Muslims have lower IQs due to lack of alcohol digestion ability. It literally harms them, but not normal humans.
>>542015718yeah it's arguably the best (cleanest, and also tasty) alcohol based productI still polish off a bottle of that stuff every 1-2 months
>>542017580>hops is a poison plant>look up hops poisoning in dogs on youtube>dogsare you a dog, retard? or just fuck dogs?otherwise I agree that alternatives to hops used to be coolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruit
>>542015023I will drink the liquid jew, nothing in life gives me pleasure.
>>542018327Last one and don't forget to behave yourselves you beautiful niggers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDCQBdgqJ_s
Lol at the ad Pic rel
Nah, I'm gonna drink Smithwick's irish red ale until it kills me.
>>542015023How many units a week qualifies you as an alcoholic?
>>542017424I literally see no difference between any type of drunk. I just gett happier and goofier.>>542018701Taste like shit unless mixed. Wine I can have straight, or with some carbonated water and ice for a more refreshing drink.>>542017155Why do you assume people "depand" on it? Sure some do, but others just like to enjoy it here and there. Depriving yourself of something because a few people abuse it is small brained.
>>542017699>bare handsLook out, we got a badass over here.
>>542019990Basically daily drinking more than binging once or twice.I think it is more a behavioural thing? Like feeling the need to drink in situations, drinking alone all the time trying to motivate others to drink.I used to drink one or two six packs a day, but I think I am more normal now.
>>542015023I never had a drop in my life and I never will
>>542018827Nobody envisions it.... but it happens.
gee no wonder you puritanical autists were the only ones to ever have a prohibition era in the 20th century>itt incels and friendless redditors
>>542018901Good
>>542020695>itt incels and friendless redditorsdon't those have the most reason to drink (alone) as a cope?
Imagine trusting one of these grown men who “can’t drink”What happens if you drink? You go nuts and shit your pants and cry? Why can’t you handle adult drinks yet?
>>542018388 >Land invasions of Russia are never a good idea. Known before and le plan of Zogbot Zelyns.. aemm Schicklgruber
>>542015023I been skullfucked on bourbon since 2004
No.
>>542017651thats the gayest stubby cooler I ever seen cunt >The exact inventor of the stubby cooler is unclear, but it is widely attributed to Alex Benjamin, who created a design in 1974 to keep beer cold in Australia
>>542015023>FuLL sToPWhat a faggot
>>542015023Ohh we're celebrating tonight. Drink up boys! Cheers!
>>542015023I haven't drank in a year. But I'll be honest, I'm craving a drink again. When I work I have a tension headache and feel like a stiff drink would help.I'm not going to do it, but, fuck, sometimes man I just want something to take the edge off.
Wine is 6,000 years old judaism is 3,000 years old so nothing to do with jews and its something I enjoy on a Friday evening.
>>542015023White men have partaken of alcohol since the dawn of time. It's been a cultural staple beverage since before any Aryan even knew what a jew was. All disdain for alcohol is Muslim-Brown Coded.
>>542021624yeah, drinking is like the sabbath>>542022096agreed
>>542015023Day 2 here
>>542019146ty anon. good shit i appreciate you brother
>>542021616CHEERSJEWS SEETHINGANON CELEBRATINGHAIL
WHO HERE HAMMERED?
Jews fear the wandering anttics of the bar-hopping drunken Antisemite. Alcohol is a cloak of immortality against the Garchs that try to lord us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6i5mOgWd6s
>>542022624I DRINK TO MAKE JEW SEETHEAND HAVE FUNLOL I HAVE MONEY AND PUSSY PLUS MOREJEWS ARE UNCONTROLLABLY SEETHING LMFAOTHEY WANT YOU TO BE SADHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAFAGGOT ASS JEWS SO STUPID
>>542019823thats good shit too anon thank you
I brew to make myself happy. What do you care, you should see what kind of shit I do after I drink 50 beers. More than any of you. We're all alone in this together. And you're all trapped with me, drunk as a cunt. I don't need no bloody commanding officer to tell me to charge over the trenches into machine gun fire. I'll walk right up and piss on their officer and smack him with a bottle. It's not my first rodeo and it wont be my last. You know well the power of alcohol, the police fear it. You'll be sitting here, posting webms of it.
>>542015235>not only stronger than beer so you can get buzzed on 1-2 glassesyou can dilute it with good quality mineral (not necessarily sparkling) water 1:1if you want to get buzzed, buy fortified/port wine or brandy or hard spirits... wine is a drink for special occasions and for adventurers>beerthe ultimate alcoholic's drink lol, at least we agree on that one... nothing good ever came out of drinking sixpacks for days... although some times, like recovering from whisky/vodka it's just what the man needs: prolongs the ethereal floaty feeling, without getting you drunkstill, it's complicated alchemy to get wine and beer synchronized to your reality and your tasks>>542018701yes, vodka and whiskey are where it's at (brandy/cognac and rum are both good, but way too expensive for comparable quality)
>>542022918Every time I ever been arrested was on Port. Kek, that shit is the gear.
>>542015446Doing what>>542017478>drinking white claw becauseYou are a millennial? Nobody else drinks that disgusting shit
>>542023424I believe you people call this Denatured Alcohol - u add this to the white claw first. Thats what people don't understand, its a mixer.
>>542024058i once tasted denatured alcohol (for science, of course), I'm willing to bet that dude ain't drinking iti can't imagine the most desperate alcoholic drinking that
>>542024664its faily common place in Australia, mostly in bush and rural places / abbo communities. Some people filter it through burned toast. Mark my words, a true alcoholic will drink gasoline if theyre desperate. We've seen this happen too, worldwide. My old man went through a phase of drinking ethanol and telling everyone he was saving money. He got so fucked up. Reckon it aged him 10 years in 2 months.
>>542015023Only advanced culture has a proper booze industry. Alcohol is like guns and tobacco.
>>542025517walls, beer, meaningful work, and stories about the starsthat's life
>>542015023Muhammad thread. You have to go back you brown subhuman manlet.
>>542028567ironically Mohammedans invented distilling, starting to experiment with alchemy after discovering old Greek texts... they even baptized hard spirits "water of life" from what I rememberlots of their poets also sing praises of wine and use it constantly in comparisons etc. not to mention the sufisquite sad that they ended up being so anti-alcohol, instead of pushing the limits of science
Saving my alcoholic death era until later in life 55+ or so. Haven't had any alcohol in over 20 years currently
>>542029197No they did not you retarded subhuman brown circumcised manlet.
>>542015218I did this as well to my shame. Alcohol is not your friend..
>>542017155This guy thinks he's Henry Garfield lmao its not the 80's or 90's anymore
>>542031750but enough about you!
>>542015023>I'm a degenerate who can't enjoy a few beers without ruining my life YOU SHOULD ALL STOP
If you drink even just on weekends PLEASE take b1. I learned the hard way and still suffer for it.
>>542032232great tip, beri beri ain't funalso B12, but it ain't by far as important as B1
>>542032077>Henry GarfieldI'm not a boomer so I don't know who the fuck that is lolCM Punk is a better choice of someone famous with a straight edge lifestyle, he's more recognizable among people from my generation.
>>542015489Somebody post the edit with the retarded alcoholic blonde actress that just died
>>542032210beer tastes like shit and yes, even one enjoyed socially is bad. you probably don't have "just a few" anyway, bongs can't socialise without alcohol, you ALL overdo it any time there's an opportunity and you all become aggressive little twats when you drink because of all that repressed inferiority complex shit you fags carry around with you. if alcohol were banned from the british isles you fucking losers might actually amount to something again and we can't have that because baz down the pub will take the piss if you try to act outside your station and we all have reputations to uphold with our fucking loser coworkers and peer groups who will never do anything significant with their lives.
>>542015165by contrast, here we have an actual winner. good for you.
>>542017378you're acting hugely aggressive in defence of a retarded fucking drug, it honestly doesn't sound like you understand moderation at all, it sounds exactly like what the anon arguing with you said, that you're a slave to your vices. if you're this quick to pop off and this aggressive over someone insulting your addictive substance on the internet, you're probably a fucking diabolical drunk. you just THINK you're in control because alcoholics can't perceive themselves objectively in their stupor, but trust me, everyone around you who has to deal with you thinks you're a fucking cunt.
>>542029197Back in 60s-80s some of the real desperate boozers would resort to drinking automotive windshield washer fluid for the methanol, it was cheap. That’s some real dedication, can’t imagine what that did to the innards.
>>542015023Ethanol in any amount is toxic. Kills gains.
>>542035329>you just THINK you're in control because alcoholics can't perceive themselves objectively in their stupor, but trust me, everyone around you who has to deal with you thinks you're a fucking cunt.same goes for 80 IQ individuals, just like youno matter how well you are trained in the art of speech
>>542015023Abdul pls.
