Imagine fucking and eating unwashed pussy. As far as I’m concerned, you’re a spiritual Indian if you don’t wash your ass and pussy (if applicable) after shitting or pissing.
>>542020085I use a bidet but not whatever that fucking primitive monkey shit is. This is what humans use, there is also a version with a small remote control
>>542020085Where the hell is her penis?
>>542020085explain the drying procedure. use a towel? and you need a stack of them because you wouldn't use someone else's?
>>542020166In the water, dumbass.
>>542020085Nobody actually uses those in Europe.>>542020136I want something like this but the name could be less gay
>>542020217rectal rinser?
>>542020166LMFAO you fucker slay me sometimes oh my fucking God you guys are so fucking funny
I simply trained my body to shit before my evening shower. People that don't shower at night before crawling into bed are subhuman, btw. White people shower before bed.
>>542020237Anal beam,Doodoo blasterClean rim 2000
>>542020196use the fanny fan afterwards
>>542020085>Eating pussy Just use your fingers faggot and stop being a sodomite. I’ve never had to use my mouth to get a woman off.
>>542020136This>>542020217lol there's plenty of non-cringe named brands. Also easy to hook up usually.
>>542020196I use like 3 sqaures of tp to dry after using the bidet. It beats the hell out of using 15-20 when I don't have a bidet available.
>>542020085I liie to eat ass with shit in it and do atm after i'm done.
>>542020299>had tothere's your problem. why do you "have" to? you should want to devour pussy because it's delicious fucking homosexual low t faggot
I still don't get how this works. when you're sitting down your butthole doesn't touch your chair right? it's in between your butt cheeks. so if you spray it with water that means the shitty water will run down your ass. do non-americans have different assholes where it's the lowest point when sitting down? is it prolapsed from all the sodomy?
yes, amerilards are spiritual jeets
>>542020085>Imagine fucking and eating unwashed pussy.Heck...ANYONE that doesn't shower before sex....is an animal!
We use wet wipes
>>542020085Ew that's one of those shitty Italian style bidets where you have to waddle over to a separate seat.>>542020351We all feel that way at first. You just have to try one. Try a Japanese style bidet not OP's shitty eurocuck style.
>>542020433This
>>542020085in shartland using a bidet means you are homosexual. real men leave skidmarks on their lifted truck seats
>>542020085Installing bidets in every toilet of my house was the greatest decision I ever made. Every time I shit, highly pressurized water shoots directly up my anus, getting any stubborn turds out. My ass is squeaky clean everytime. I once met up with a guy so he can rim me while I jerked off, and he was genuinely upset because my ass had no smell or taste of shit. He blew air up my ass like a balloon, giving me massive prolonged braps and nothing. Complete rectal enema everytime. He told me to leave. Highly recommend.
>>542020433this. started using them when i had a kid, my kid doesn't even need them anymore but i buy them for the bathroom
>>542020196You still use toilet paper or something similar to dry and get any of the more stubborn shits that got caught up in your ass hair. You don’t just pull up your pants tight onto your swampy ass. Bidets are about cleanliness, not getting rid of paper during your shifting process. t. Hairy ass haver
>>542020085Yeah thats pretty gross. At a minimum you need to use wet wipes after TP.>>542020351Gravity.I use one of the handheld models which are common in the middle east and have never had that problem.
>>542020540
>>542020529Americans say this like a joke, but often it's not. They're afraid of anything touching their asshole
How bad is your diet that you need to jetblast shit off your ass?
>>542020085Women only date full on homosexual fags now so no one cares
>>542020085>eating pussySOUTH OF THE BORDERWHERE THE TUNA FISH PLAYSOUTH OF THE BORDERDOWN EUROPOOR WAY
>>542020712Well even if you wipe "clean" with TP there are still shit particles left.
>>542020166Water pressure was too high
>>542020085I love eating sweaty pussy, love the smell>>542020738lmao, get a haircut maybe you crusty nigger
>>542020085I've never had a gf and I'm 35, so I can't relate to having these problems.
>>542020305A regular crap for me is like 30-50 squares of tp, I need to get a bidet it has been on to do list for many years
>>542020712. Mopping your floors exists for a reason you reprobate.
>>542020085I've dated a euro bitch. Do you faggots really use your bare hand to wipe your ass? Answer or know that we won't entertain your bullshit anymore.
>>542020085Reminder that the average American is walking around with dried up poopoo around their anus. If they sweat, it rehydrates the poop and smears it on their underwear. Bidet users can confidently look at the average person, knowing they’re talking to someone with literal shit smearing between their asscheeks.
>>542020653but water flows to the lowest point, which when you're sitting would be your ass cheeks. there's no way you can sit that makes your asshole the lowest part of your body.
>>542020085indians wash themselves with dirty water. Whats worse? Paper that removes shit and piss, or some dirty communal bucket with contaminated shit water?A normal person shits once a day. In the morning. Then they wipe the shit off their ass entirely, and have a shower and bully Indians and Jews on the internet until they repeat the procedure the next day. Indians however, shit multiple times an hour, in liquid form, everywhere. And they wipe their ass with their hand and contaminate everything with it. Life has many choices, but some are better than others.
>>542020305If you're still using toilet paper then that's stupid. Wipes are better.
>>542021013foreigners literally use their hand to wipe their ass after they splash that water.
>>542020904>A regular crap for me is like 30-50 squares of tp
Truth be told if you eat correctly, you shit and wipe and its already clean. Diet is 95% of this debate.
>>542020085What's with this erotic picture of a bidet?
>>542020136>spreads microparticles of shit everywherelmao
>>542021058Jesus Christ you retard. Millions of people have tried bidets, it’s not a mystery. Water isn’t gonna run down your entire ass like a river. Also yes, your anus, when you’re sitting, will be low enough that gravity alone prevents the water moving much. Do you shit while standing or something?
TOILET PAPER DIRTY WATER CLEAN>stands in its own shit and the shit of others
>>542020085We take daily showers here.
WHERE ARE ALL THE DOTHEAD FLAGS NOW?
>>542021155Flushing your toilet at all already does this. A bidet mostly contains it within the toilet. Water shoots up to your ass where it has no where else to go but down. >>542021128Most people don’t shit pellets of digest fiber. Your shit leaves a residue, it’s impossible not to. It not being immediately visible when you wipe does not mean it isn’t there.
>>542020085https://www.instagram.com/p/DcmJ842xYEm/?hl=de
>>542021295who do you think made this thread?
>>542021064I'll give you that wipes are more portable, but you're using significantly less tp. 3 squares is about the size of 1 wipe if not smaller.If not for my wife using a million squares for her vag/when on her period I could probably use less than 1 roll a month.Plus like >>542020540Says if you use enough pressure it actually helps clean/push out anything that's still inside and close to coming out.It doesn't sound like much, but the difference is night and day.
Men will sit on it and take there time enjoying it, faggots.
>>542020085imagine having a wet arse all the time
>>542021526Just like your mom does on my cock.
>>542020085How's a little jet of water supposed to clean my hairy ass crack off of poopensharten residue?
>>542020085My dad got a bidet way back when I was in highschool and my sister started spending a long time in the bathroom
>>542021998hot. i bet it had a pulse setting too
>>542020196i helicopter my dick like a fan until it dries out my balls and anus
>>542020136My shits are too explosive. I'd be cleaning that thing every single day.
>>542021297>Most people don’t shit pelletsokay hindu saar. Post your filthy shit bottle for us.
>>542020085Only a faggot uses a bidet.
>>542020085
>>542020136>butt buddyk...
I shit 3-4 times a day.
>>542020085>i prefer to smell like shit thank you very muchAmericans wipe with their foreskin
>>542020217shitalians use them because they got hairy, unwashed asses
>>542025479>I shit 3-4 times a day.pajeet?
>>542026063>because they got hairy, unwashed asseshow would you know? are you expert for italian men asses?
>>542024932How do I get a gf to do this with?
>>542026275Why are the Balkans and Eastern Europe constipated?
>>542026382>doesn't hand wash laundry could use her forearm as a level for construction
>>542026063I mean hairy sure, unwashed obviously not, since we wash it in the bidet.
>>542020136thats just going to send shit water everywhere
>>542020085Washing only works for Indian quirts. A proper western diet creates solid waste that can not easily be cleaned with water. That is why we need toilet paper.
>>542026314are you a tourist or what
>>542020085The creator is an irredeemable retard and I'm going to spend aeons torturing them because I am perfect, I am God.
>>542020196You let it air dry out the window
