>>542027024
That looks good

Just don't buy it?

>>542027024
would

>>542027104
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>542027104
>>542027044
niggers

>>542027116
Thank you for your service.

>>542027024
They got rid of the grand Angus burgers. Fuck them

I got a big mac like 3 weeks ago and had this same experience, its a fucking joke, burger is tiny now, the diameter of the bun/meat has been reduced quite a bit as well.

>>542027116
You are demonstrating very poor decisions and poor communication to so many people who have gone above and beyond to help you,. You are acting selfish and unfortunately many of those people are exhausted by the erratic and unpredictable emotional behavior. When I met you, you were humble, willing to learn and anxious to improve things in your life. In a short period of time, you have done those things and accomplished some great things. And very much on the path to success long term. Unfortunately you have reverted very much back to a young immature man that is selfish, self serving, irrational and irresponsible. I for one, am disappointed in many behaviors over the past few months. You have seemed to have lost that humility and that APG. You have gone from hanging around good quality people that had genuine interest in seeing you succeed, to seeing others whose lives are erratic and out of control and leading you down a negative path.

>>542027149
>>542027200
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Les

>>542027116
try something new and exciting!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw&pp=0gcJCRsMAYcqIYzv&ra=m

>>542027217
Im not reading your bullshit you pugulent little toad. Im not even beginning to play your game, because your turf is lousy and your game is turgid and unreliable. Whenever I look at you I think of the nastiest dingleberries that just won't pull away no matter how deep and furious you try to comb them out. Then you get the scissors, and they break, on some of the most matted, tangled, hearty hairs.
No I'm not even going to get down low and dirty enough to play your damned game.

>>542027024
the size of that patty is pure capitalism at work, the thinner the patty, the healthier the stockholders.

>>542027024
quarter pounders still have the meat since they can't legally sell them as quarter pounders if they don't have a quarter pound of meat
>>542027154
jamaica jerk burger was the real deal, couldn't believe something so good came from a mcdonalds

>>542027055
This is too hard to understand for leftists.

>>542027244
so I take it that you are Mike V?

>>542027024
communists, sure. Nothing to do with the McDonald's franchise owner or purchasing officer. no no, blue haired lefties did it (and communists, don't forget communists) Inflation is a bitch. The USD is still worth a fuck tonne more than the AUD, so quit your bitching.

>>542027381
I married a filipina, and she turned out to be a total manipulator, very much into trying to impress all her friends and family with appearing rich and successful. She used me to get US citizenship, and it wasn't long before she started nagging me constantly about needing a bigger nicer home. I was fine with where we were but the nagging went on relentlessly. Finally I gave in because she said then she would be "happy". What she forgot to mention, was she was planning all along to start bringing her family over, and guess where they were going to live... Surprise! First came mom, then dad, then grandma, and an aunt. They wasted no time applying for social security, even government cheese! Yeah, I got suckered alright. I even discovered she had opened a secret bank account and had squirreled away $7,000 from her paychecks. I put up with her shit for ten miserable years. I kept warning her about her constant nagging. Nothing was ever enough. One night she started mouthing off, and out the door I went!

Just make your own burger, it's cheaper, healthier, tastier, and takes about the same time as a trip to McDonald's anyway.

>>542027451
>Just make your own burger,
how is that possible?
you think you can make a cow?

>>542027024
don't eat it anon.
I show this video of this literal aussie faggot that reviews goyslop (he's the #1 fan here) making his own shitslop at home. Looks a damn side better than whats for sale and hell of a lot cheaper. https://youtu.be/VDDtLL_jmWY
My advice is not to eat like this at all.

>>542027411
you eat McDonalds and it shows. You sound mad, but why??

>>542027544
Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

>>542027024
You vil eat ze goyslop and you vil like it

Everything has about 20% more sugar and oils in it than 20 years ago. Because it’s cheap.

>>542027451
Did you guys know that when you eating hamburger, hamburger is getting less and less hamburger? BECAUSE you is eating hamburger.
At first it was full hamburger, but then you take a bite. So now its little bit less of hamburger. And if you KEEP eating hamburger, its gonna keep getting even less of hamburger, until eventually, there no hamburger no more.
AND THE REASON, its because GONE is hamburger. GOT IT? NO MORE! IT CANT BE A HAMBURGER, which means you ate it. Because exist to be this one, dont.

Get it? No?

Okay well, when ur hamburger gone, you have no hamburger. ITS NOT GONE, its just not a hamburger anymore. BECAUSE at first it was, but then you ate, and now its gone. BUT IT DID NOT DISSAPEAR, it just stopped being hamburger.

STILL DONT GET IT?!?

OKAY BUT LISTEN, DID YOU KNOW ALSO KNOW THAT HOTDOGS. THEY START OUT AS FULL HOTDOG BUT AS YOU BITE IT GETS LESS AND LESS HOTDOG AND AT FIRST YOU GET THE WHOLE HOTDOG IN THE HAND BUT THEN YOU TAKE A BITE AND NOW ITS LESS OF ONE

>>542027055
This
Hit the corporations where they will feel it the hardest: their wallets
No more money for corpos
TOTAL CORPO DEATH

>>542027217
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*

Heh.... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean it's not bad. A good first attempt. It's pretty dank.... I can tell it's got some thought behind it.... lots of quotable material.....

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows , kid. You're skilled.... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than hat it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kahuna - they're out there day and night, burning midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft the next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard", or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't mean the one you just lost : ). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.......

>>542027116
For me, it's the McDouble. The single greatest achievement in American engineering. I don't just order it—I demand extra special sauce packets, and the greasy-fingered wage slaves behind the counter practically cream themselves handing them over.
One time I asked for sauce and the acne-ridden 17-year-old with the dead eyes gave me four. I said "Holy shit, four free packets?" and he just stared at me like I'd offered to suck him off in the drive-thru. Then he muttered "Four-packet freak" under his breath. Now every single time I roll up they all scream "FOUR-PACKET FREAK IS HERE" and dump a fistful of those little plastic cum-packets into my bag before I even order. Sometimes they throw in an extra McChicken just so I have something to shove the sauce into while I stroke myself in the parking lot.
I hit that dumpster fire of a restaurant four times a day. Breakfast is two McDoubles, no pickles, extra sauce, and a large iced coffee with enough cream to make it look like someone already came in it. Lunch is the same plus fries that I use as a delivery system for the sauce—dip them until they're soggy white and dripping, then shove the whole mess down my throat while making direct eye contact with the security camera. Dinner is whatever's left in the bag from lunch, reheated under my balls for that authentic body-heat flavor. Sometimes I just sit in the lobby for three hours with my pants around my ankles, slowly working a McNugget in and out of my ass while the night crew pretends not to notice. They've started leaving a special "VIP" napkin on my usual table. It has "4PF" written on it in mustard.
I even take the leftover special sauce home and use it as lube. Best decision of my life. Nothing else slides quite like that processed, industrial, barely-food jizz. What a magnificent fucking restaurant.

>>542027116
>>542027623
>>542027697
>>542027833
Sloppy job bots
Where are the jannies? These bots are ruining and bloating up the thread

>>542027623
"no"

>>542027962
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>542027962

couldnt have just stuck to anal and destroyed the asshole and broke that so that it could never hold its shit in again, it had to make a permanent gaping scab wound of puss but not pussy and have a big stinky medical wreck for the cause of amusing demented jews who usurp nations and feed off the nation host, so now it has a regular ol traditional blown out old fashioned gay asshole but also a new and bonafide ultra modern trend frankenbussy front hole and just wont know WHERE to piss from but will have to ensure maximum dilation while dying from immune system weakening and having what looks like a permanent scarab existing as that axewound scab probably while some even more demented modern mental illness fag ensures to go down on it

>>542027962
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the
Mcchicken. The flavor profiles are extremely subtle, and
without a solid grasp of food science most of the subtleties
will go over a typical consumers head. There's also Ray
Croc's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his
characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from
Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand
this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly
appreciate the depths of these fast food sandwiches, to
realise that they’re not just impressive- they say something
deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the
Mcchicken truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't
appreciate, for instance, the technicalities of Mcchicken
sauce, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's
Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just
imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching
their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself
on their fast food wrappers. What fools.. how | pity them.

>>542027957
attention seeking liar posts are the new reddit trend or some shit, fuck off. . . nobody fucking remembers you in the service industry no matter how many times you go there.

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can someone do me a soild and post the vaxx variation on the three for free copypasta? thanks in advance, nigger.

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>>542027962
i used to go and cop some paint when my two dads got out of the wood working room in the garage s hop they had
i always wanted to try different paint colors but every one once i popped open the lid was always birch brown
so i started to try to get a crew together i thought it would be really dope if i could just stick with that color theme and i was going to call it the brownee boyz
but i realized i couldnt use canned paint and my dads actually just used up all of the rest anyway,
but i was walking the block one night and noticed a shed open on one of the lots and i snuck in past the wooden gate and thats where all of the spray cans were so I was like "oh shit" paint that doesnt require a brush
and at the time i was wearing a pair of my favorite blue jeans because i always loved blue jeans but they were always ripped to shits
and i had a patch on each little rip
so with all those paints i stole from the shed i put two and two together and it was right then i decided i was going to write with the name PATCH and its been game on ever since.

I fuckin' love this shit.

>>542027024
Shekelburg here, what's this I hear about pickle slices being too thick? We'll remedy this immediately.

>>542028119
just post the picture of the jew next time yeah u fake ass cunts. I dont care if you're all copy pasting shit it reads like lies because they are lies and it pisses me the fuck off.

>>542028163
During the Age of Exploration, many sailors on transoceanic voyages suffered from scurvy, a nasty but all-too-common disease caused by a deficiency of Vitamin C. On his storied expedition to the New World, Christopher Columbus reportedly rationed pickles to his sailors, even going so far as to grow cucumbers in Haiti to restock for the rest of the trip. And that’s not all: Before he was an explorer, Amerigo Vespucci worked as a ship’s chandler in Seville, Spain—meaning he supplied ships with goods like preserved meat and vegetables. Known as the “Pickle-Dealer,” Vespucci even helped stock Columbus’s ships on his later, less successful voyages across the Atlantic.
By 1659, Dutch farmers in New York had begun growing cucumbers in the area that is now Brooklyn. Dealers bought the cucumbers, pickled them and sold them out of barrels on the street, beginning what would become the world’s largest pickle industry. Later waves of immigration to New York in the late 19th and early 20th centuries—including large numbers of Eastern European Jews, who introduced kosher dill pickles to America—would cement the city’s place at the center of the pickle world.

>>542028165
Napoleon Bonaparte had offered to pay 12,000 francs (the equivalent of today’s $250,000) to the person who could come up with the best way to pickle and preserve food for his troops. In 1809, French chef and confectioner Nicolas Appert, won the competition with a key insight: If he placed food in a bottle and removed all the air before sealing it, he could boil the bottle and preserve its contents. Using glass containers sealed with cork and wax, Appert was able to preserve not only vegetables and fruits, but also jellies, syrups, soups and dairy products.
Early in the 1850s, the Scottish chemist James Young patented paraffin wax, which created a better seal in jars used to preserve food. Then in 1858, John Mason of Philadelphia patented the first Mason jar, made from a heavyweight glass that could withstand high temperatures during the canning process. Mason’s patent expired in 1879, but manufacturers of similar jars continued to use the Mason name.

>>542028245
you are goatse and nobody is reading our shit

>>542027024
Spongeboooooob

>>542028390
At the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair, “Pickle King” H.J. Heinz dispatched a few local boys to tempt fairgoers with a “free gift” if they visited Heinz’s out-of-the-way booth and tasted his wares. By the end of the fair, Heinz had given out some 1 million “pickle pins,” launching one of the most successful marketing gambits in U.S. history. H.J. Heinz Company, Inc. repeated the pickle pin promotion at the World’s Fairs of 1896, 1898 and 1939. Heinz’s dark-green pickle pins can still be bought today, joined by spin-offs like the ketchup pin and the golden pickle pin.

After beating the Dallas Cowboys 41-14 on a day when temperatures reached 109˚ F, players from the Philadelphia Eagles football team famously credited their endurance to drinking pickle juice. A later study at Brigham Young University backed these claims with science, showing that knocking back pickle juice “relieved a cramp 45 percent faster” than drinking no fluids and about 37 percent faster than water.

>>542027024

hey see it on the good side
you can call this vegan already

>>542028079
lol

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>>542028849
>you can call this vegan already