As a father there is nothing i hate more than my kids getting on YouTube kids. Its just fucking brain rot. And even if you block that shit from being available on their device and only have it filled with educational apps half those apps have a back door link to get in to YouTube kids brainrot. Its the most toxic shit I have ever witnessed in all my years on the internet and I was here before /pol/ existed. What jew do I kill to feel better?This predatory shit feels more invasive and damaging than actual pedos in a candy van. Can I find the people posting this shit and grind their teeth into the sidewalk? I assume everyone responsible for this is Jewish. Chinese kids arent being fed this dick dribble, why are my kids being force fed it no matter what I do to stop it? I try to get them educational learning tools and every single fucking one has back-door links to this brainrot shit. Im sick of it. I know I cant beat big jew so wtf do I do? Move to an Amish community?
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Don't let them have their own device. Subscribe to good channels and only watch those. I think braintrot will die cause that was the result of hands off gen X parenting. Alot of yonuger parents hate the idea of screen kids.
enjoy the fruits of capitalism
>>542031867a jilted jaded lanky box fan has grown up and now posts in rage about such betrayal of his delicate youth....i orta fuck his faggot asshole until he dies.
Yeah the way that these days a fully grown adult man comes into your house and tricks you kids into watching 45 minute long ad segments where they do nothing but scream at the top of their lungs the whole time is pretty twisted
When the internet first started - people presented information with realistic tone, and genuine emotions.Then the "youtube voice' came, an excited nerdy, bill nye type educator type voice and and tone. The "WHATS UP Youtube" a million people would start their videos saying.This eventually grew out of style, but not without having offspring. Now you have content aimed at children which do the youtube voice thing, and present ADHD Cocomelon style content to get clicks which is also brainrot.Life isn't always cheery or overstimulating, but these videos are always that. The creators don't give a fuck. Neither do the parents, or the parents of youtube child stars who sold their children's private childhood for money.Its just human weakness and not worth your time if you know whats good in this world and what isn't.
>>542032111Its fucking insane i bought my kid an inadequate filled it with restrictions on content only downloaded educational content to be used and if I leave the room for 5 minutes its on fucking youtube kids brainrot im about to crush the fucking pad in a lippman jaw then a k400 Aztec cone crusher for good measure.
>>542031867Make a playlist of videos your kids can watch and don’t give them a device like that other anon said. You need to have the primary role in educating them and warning them against school propaganda, if they’re in public school
>>542032226Someone makes a Gmod video of a literal head in a toilet. Which couldn't be more literal a suggestion that this content is shit and watch at your own risk (risk of losing IQ points).They create and entire series of this shit and instead of being rejected by parents and even condemned as being destructive to our mental growth - again the parents don't give a fuck. It instead becomes enfranchised with toys, and spinoffs and other shit. Even Michael Bay at one point was like this would make a good movie/comedy/action thing. Like what the fuck.People hate this world so much they are willing to accept all this shit to make it crash and burn but instead it continues on like some mutated flatworm.
>>542032320The thing i have come up with is i connected my pc to the TV in my lounge room and instead of brinrot they can watch an hour of things I downloaded off the pirate bay. Nothing else. I am so fucking sick of jews and this you own nothing bullshit.
>>542032364I mean at this point you mineaswell pull out a gun and shoot your own children to test the existence or agency of God even further. Oh wait that mom recently was on trial for killing her own kids. Already done.People are just nihilistic as fuck in this decade. All thanks to jews destroying people's hopes and dreams for their jealous seething goal of becoming God's chosen.
What did you think of the new Skibidi song by Girls Generation-HRS?https://youtu.be/oAwzFFEYm38
>Chinese kids arent being fed this dick dribbleThey got their own problems
>>542032320He's saying his kids know how to click links to find slop. >>542031867Idk how old they are but you might be better off buying them a Nintendo switch and letting them solve puzzles and learn strategy. I think I learned more from raiding and pvping in wow in high-school by simming and addon creation than I did in class. You also need to learn how to organize. Idk. Look into a switch bro.
>>542031867I used to watch Newgrounds and ABS as a kid and that was all millennial brain rot. Let the kids have fun.
>>542032364the skibidi toilet stuff isnt even that bad, the guy is a real skit writer that has been writing skits for decades
>>542032454Thats a good step, keep it at an hour max, remember what your parents did and forced you to go outside and use your imagination to entertain yourself. All my nephews and nieces have grown into adults now and its fucking sad seeing them glued to their phones 24/7, they literally can't go more than 30 seconds without looking at their phones now, even when they're trying to show eachother videos and shit.
>>542032454Pirating Blues Clues, Lazy Town, and Dora the Explorer is the only way to save the white race....
>>542031867Why do so many kids have lazy eyes nowadays.
>>542032535Im sure he doesn't want his kids to turn out like you.
>>542031867>As a fatherdumb simp who cares what you think, you literally declared slavery to a women
>>542032565Im 51 and on my phone all the time.
>>542032454Hell that works better than YouTube. Glad they have shit like that on there. The Jews will continue to do so and it will most likely get worse. My kike country has made sure of that. You just have to guide them through it and make sure they don’t grow up to believe them.
>>542031867It doesn't matter if you restrict your children from screens, phones, social media. If mom and/or dad are phone addicts themselves, that's exactly what your kids will do too. Monkey see monkey do.
>>542031867Why are you allowing your kid on the internet you fucking subhuman?
>>542032454>>542032595don't forget looney tunes, tom & jerry, and other cartoons from that era also.
>>542032681They gotta be entertained and be hip with the trends otherwise they'll get clowned on at school.
None of your "educational" tools are interesting to your kid as he clearly prefers skibidi toilet content
>>542031867>As a father there is nothing i hate more than my kidsStopped reading right there
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>>542031867The Internet for normies was a mistake. Same for smart phones.
Set up a jellyfin server for your house. Put in movies or show or even youtube vids you approve of on it. There should be jellyfin apps for every device OS
>>542031867Does nobody remember the weird poop toys from the 90s and 2000s?
>>542031867worse part was this meme was created on a game that literally older then their parents.
>>542031867why do your kids have access to digital devices in the first place? No devices before 10 a old computer from 2008 without internet at 8. Kids are supposed to spend their time outside not in front of a screen.
>>542031867If you let your child use a smartphone before high school, you need to be sterilized.
>>542031867Bro, yotube kids is unmoderated. Lots of nip and pussy slips from kids doing stretches and sitting spread leg for squishy hauls. Ridiculous kids can make YT accounts.
>>542031867Use ai to find and create a huge library of educational videos and have them set to shuffle or use Claude to make your own video browser, have it connected to something to constantly update it, just run it on a laptop and stream it to the tv or something
>>542031867I got my 5yo his own PC with Counter Strike and Red Dead Redemption 2. He hasn't touched his iPad with YT Kids for weeks.
>>542033157yeah i taught my kids how to pirate movies/shows and banned youtube when they were really young. that platform is evil with the way it's algorithm pulls children into bullshit nonsense central while it REFUSES to show me the bullshit nonsense that I, an adult, enjoy watching, instead preferring to chuck sponsored crap and clips i never engage with from normalfag shows i've never been interested in.
>>542034195>waiting til age 8 to teach PC skills90's and 00's edutainment games are far too valuable fir that. a 4 year old should be comfortable answering cluefinders math questions and such
>>542031867I would rather my daughter watch Bluey, Spiderman, or Sophia 100000% before any YouTube stuff.When she was little we used to use the phone sometimes at restaurants and put on Ms Rachel or something. Now I hardly do it because I catch my kid watching slop like this. I’ve seen it on twice (they’re old enough now to click to something different), and that was enough for me.We put them in a private school with no devices as well. I’m serious about this shit. It’s not good for development. At least kids shows have a plot and shit that they have to mentally follow; it teaches them to pay attention for half an hour to understand the story. This YouTube shit just teaches them to be spergs.
>>542034489basedmy kids far prefer to play a LAN/splitscreen game rather than watch anything. my youngest and I were slowly working together on Shenzhen I/O
>>542034294>kid nip slips Lmao is this something people give a shit about now? Back in the day any pre-pubescent kid could run around shirtless and nobody cared.
>>542031867That fat kid looks like bert kriesher
>>542031867A study found that a mobile device or tablet has the same effect as heroin on a child's brain. Hence the melties when they get it taken away. If you give your child an internet device you have turned him or her into a greebo faggot junkie
>>542034632>teaches them to pay attention for half an hour to understand the storyand this is mega important in a world where adults keep losing this skill. i weep for the kids of parents who lack the attention span to finish a 15 second tiktok if it isn't immediately incredibly interesting
>>542031867Approved children's viewing: Samurai Jack, ATHF, Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butthead, Sealab 2021, Squidbillies.
>>542034195>Kids are supposed to spend their time outsideAnon, there's druggies, chomos, and weridoes outside.
>>542031867>Its just fucking brain rot.last week kids I GM for in local club showed me what they found fun recently on youtube, some How to Basic retard channel, I was stunned by idiocy of contentworst thing this faggot gets views and money from this and can even be influencial, seen as an example of success; this is simply demoralizationalso we had recently enacted law agains retard youtubers, but most shit overflows from America basically
>>542034879how to basic was funny for like a year in 2010 when his vids had a slow escalation in ridiculousness.
>>542034879>Just discovering HowToBasic in 2026Smartest Pole
>>542034879The only videos I watch these days are from the guy with the cigar telling me to retard maxx as the short bus drives by his house.
>>542034730>muh studyDid they control for parents offering smart and engaging play with lots of personal attention instead?My kids default to play with friends, siblings, parents, in that order. Then, it's a toss up between playing on their own or screentime I'm often actually relieved when I get them to use their tablets for half an hour
>>54203528830 minutes in between activities is not going to qualify for a study on tablet/smartphone use you mung
>>542035082>Smartest Poledunno about that, but sometimes I think I'm sanest, and it scares me a lot
>>542035288>My kids default to play with friends, siblings, parents, in that order.That's only because they haven't found Roblox yet. Maybe they're slow.
>>542032595>DoraFuck off, shitskin
>>542035436So the study you referred to (instead of linking, like a non-retard) was limited to children with hours on end of screen time?>>542035482They play roblox, and minecraft. It just doesn't captivate them all that much when irl play is on offerMaybe yours have inherited/copied your addictive degenerate personality? Either that or you're a lazy nigger NPC who never should have had kids, like >90% of parents
I let my kid watch milo and chip minecraft playthroughs its low key redpilled.
download proper videos / series / animes you want your kids to watchinstall VLC media playershow kid how to wachdoneinternet access is only needed for the father to update / maintain the device sometimesits this easy to shield your child from unwanted influencebuild a large enough library and your kids have more series to choose from than you as a kid with TValso no ads!if you educate yourself, you can install pihole and just block youtube on the phone / tablet / whateveralso netguard is a good firewall for androidgodspeed anon
Kids don’t get cell phones. They don’t need internet access until maybe 12. They should not allow gaming with strangers on PSN or Nintendo for under 12s. If you let strangers and corporations parent kids, including the public scjool system, they will be warped, dumb, and addicted.
>>542031867my friend banned his kids from going onto Roblox lol. the internet is complete dogshit now.
>>542031867Stop acting like you didn't watch brainrot yourself as a kid.
You have to monitor what theyre watching. Its really simple.My son watches stuff about planes and Minecraft build tutorials.My daughter watches Bluey clips and Taylor Swift sing a long shit.Just be present and keep a timer on it. Its really easy.
>>542038757>VLC media player
>>542038964>My daughter watches Bluey clips and Taylor Swift sing a long shit.future FtM
>>542031957>MK_Ultra-KIDZ Network
>>542031867>Ischemic eyesLol... That kid has brain damage.
>>542031867>their deviceThat's where you fucked up.
>>542038930DBZ was highbrow sci-fi/fantasy compared to the typical episodic kids shows in the '90s.
>>542038930>dbz >brainrot Bait or mental retardation,call it
>>542031867Have you considered maybe taking them outside, pulling out old books/dvds, or anything other than a goddamn device?
>>542039013VLC is simple and easy to use and thats what I used until I learned MPV
>>542040167It's so obvious you don't have kids lol, this is boomer tier advice
>>542040167We took the tablet from the kid and he started crying, after a while stopped crying realized where he was and started running out of control any attempt to stop it was meet with screamings suddenly all eyes are on us but everyone understand kids are shit, after a while the kid noticed running and screaming wasn't enough so it changed tactic to dangerous shit that he saw on YouTubeAt that point I just took the tablet and waved it in front of him and regained complete control
>>542040373Correct I dont have kids but when the day comes I will be doing that.I actually feel disgust when I see parents handing their kids a tablet while sitting in a table
>>542040421Slap your kid, pussy.My mother used to slap me and my sister when we were being little shits
>>542033034Jews like you are making this crap. Not "normies," you kike.
>>542033034The powers that be wanted an excuse
>>542040421>I rewarded my retarded kid for his bad behaviorApples and trees, anon. Simple as.
>>542040466Your kids will access all of that shit despite your best efforts, 8 year olds have multiple tablets and phones nowadays, it's sickening as you say. Your kid will just get a tablet from other goy-kids and keep it a secret, and it won't understand why you're getting mad over it, and it'll make you hate this world even more
>>542043440and don't forget the fucking wife that will try to one-up you and be the "better", "more understanding" parent, this one might be on me tho kek
>>542043440>>542043535Despite that I'm still going to make the effort instead of being a defeatist cuck like you
>>542031867Skibidi toilet is based and you are gay for hating on it.
>>542031867you’re an old man yelling about books and heavy metal get back on your porch and drink your fosters piss ya cunt
