So weak that the Norsemen sent their women to kill, plunder and rape them.A conversation between two Nordic Chads, anno 1000.>Harald, I think even Greta could kill these twinks with her bare hands, lets bring her along next trip. >Lmao, I agree, Svein, that would be hilarious
>>542033051Sweden who brought in so many migrants they can swing voting...
>>542033051She can plunder and rape me if you know what I mean. (I mean she can plunder me by marrying me and it wouldn't really be rape since I'm asking for it)
>>542033051And still they cucked out and became ChristianYou lost
Red headNordic?
>>542033051>a brown muslim living in sweden who larps as a "return to the old gods" white man grim
>>542033051>to kill, plunder and rapeShalom, how "Talmudic values" of you.
>>542033051Drawing on the face and body is a self-hate flex.
>>542033314Please stay in India.
>>542033051The Vikings were the equivalent of white niggers. They were too dumb to cultivate or master the land and had zero patience for crop yield, so they did what any small prefrontal cortex people do: They rape and pillage. Were you successful? Sure many many times. So what did we do? We pretended to lose, we allowed you dogs to come, colonize us, work our fields they're all yours. Come and settle and make merry and drink!Æthelred the Unready my nigga. The Saint Brice's Day Massacre. 13th November 1003. You retards fell for our trap and overnight we slaughtered every single man woman and child, every pagan was successfully lured, settled, trapped and killed like animals. Because that's exactly what you Nords are, hungry animals who will do absolutely anything for lucre and meade, even if it means walking into your death.
>>542033568>>542033051And BEFORE you open your IKEA sawdust smelling breath, Sweden. Yes we know that your ancestors took vengeance upon us, we KNOW your king Cnut "Cunt" The Great conquered England in retaliation, but the dynasty couldn't even last a single generation. You viking niggers lost it by 1066. So nigger brained were you vikings you couldn't hold a fucking empire for one generation. So get on your longboats and come and 'av a go and we will see what comes about innit?
>>542033568>>542033781calm down man im only bantering a bit no need to be mean :(
>>542034022Oh. Okay don't worry I was just LARPing while taking a shit on the toilet. Give me a hug Swede bro
>>542033051Greta, please no, Greta nooooo NO GRETA I'M CUMMING NOOOOO AAAAArgh
>>542034095Sure Ill give you a hug Nigel
>>542033051swedenian bullpreppers don't descend from Vikings, thoughyou descend from those who remained home, to do the dishes
>>542034194How apt that the backstabber to represent your country is a BROWN PAKI
>>542033051you know nothing jon snow