do you tip bathroom companion restroom attendant matrons
>>542052418she's too close to the toilet.i'd be pissed that her knee was too close to my ass.
>>542052805I'd just put the tip in her mouth and give her a drink
>>542052418Is that Taylor Kelce Swift?
>>542052418>do you tipAlways. it's a shitty job & they often pay to be there.
>>542052912no
>>542052909>toilet papershe has a tongue.
>>542053409Ah. I see.You have parasites. Pyrantel pamoate.
>>542053503>You have parasiteshow does equating her tongue to toilet paper make you associate with parasites, anon?have you hit your head or do you just have a broken thought process and need years of therapy to teach you simple math again?
>>542053409she could help you wipe as a human bidet but a rimjob would be a safety hazard
>>542053279Well their buttholes look the same
>>542052418In my clubbing days I always laughed because every club in the night life section of my city would always have a bathroom attendant in the men's bathroom giving you paper towels and offering to spray cologne on you and 100% of the time he was always a black dude usually older and from Africa. Drunks would feel sorry for them and give them lots of money. I never did because it was an extremely scummy practice. Never did find out if there was an attendant in the women's one tho.
>>542054017she's replaceable.>>542054210>extremely scummy practiceyou're stupid.
>>542052909You should be banned for posting that
>>542054293it would be a hazard for you too if she was rimming everyone
>>542054443post tits T
>>542054577>previous dudes' shit not strong enough to kill her immediatelypretty sure i'm fine since her face would melt on my dook.
>>542052805>>>542052418she
>>542054747nice greentext fail
>>542052418Bathroom attendants are really awkward. Dude sits outside the stall while you shit. Public bathrooms in general are awkward. Standing inches next to another guy or sitting a foot away from another guy. It would be weird if your friend was at your house and said he was going to use the bathroom and you were like, I'm going to go too and went in there with him. But it's not weird in public places for some reason. I guess I'm the only one who prefers to pee and poo in private whether I'm at home or in a public place.
>>542055577>Dude sits outside the stall while you shitQUITE PUNGENT, MY BRO!
>>542052418Only if they swallow
>>542052418
>>542053749you're an infested faggot who needs his ass licked, not a normal hetero man, therefore gay ass parasites QED
>>542054210womens restrooms have them too
>>542052418Ngl it would be hot to have a casual conversation with her whilst blasting diarrhea right next to her. I'd probably have an embarrassing boner too
