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>Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the cosmetic treatment caused a fatal embolism.
>The 43-year-old British-Nigerian businessman had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis at an unnamed Thai clinic in March, according to an inquest at Inner West London Coroners’ Court.
>Igho was staying at a Marriott hotel in Bangkok with his wife, Danielle Simba Allen. After the procedure, the couple went for a massage, where Igho complained of chest pain and passed out twice.
>He was taken to Sukhumvit Hospital by ambulance and was initially able to answer questions. Danielle told doctors about the filler injections, but Igho lost consciousness before a recommended CT scan could be performed.
>Doctors determined he had suffered a pulmonary embolism — a clot blocking a blood vessel in the lungs — and transferred him to intensive care. Medics performed CPR for more than 100 minutes, but Igho died in the early hours of March 6.
>A U.K. postmortem found cellular material in his lungs matching the hyaluronic acid used in the injection. Coroner Jean Harkin ruled that Igho died from a pulmonary embolism caused by the cosmetic procedure.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/05/influencer-dies-after-penis-enlargement-surgery/
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I have a bigger cock than most pornstars but i'm still a sexless chud
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>>542054866
Saaars! The BBC wasn't real!
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>>542054961
Like in karate, it's a great weapon, hopefully never to be used
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>>542054866
>nothing of value was lost.
>a slight improvement to humanity was achieved.

Whatever.
Nothing on my Big Black O'Meter
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Nigga named himself tiny
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>>542054866
He must have been really tiny
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>>542054069
lol rip Tiny. Anyways, we should destroy the foid job market monopoly in his memory
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No idea why anyone would do this. We all have our insecurities but you have to come to terms with them instead of risking your life or your health in insane procedures. Even if it "worked", would it even actually be functional?
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>>542054866
The best part is every dude who gets a botched enlargement started at like 6.5 inches
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>>542055008
Honestly, it's not. I worked as a third shift correctional officer while in college. Part of that was strip searching inmates. And since 90% of our inmates were blacks, for obvious reasons, I've got the unfortunate distinction of being a straight White man with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of black dicks. Having said all that, bbc is a total myth. In fact, the biggest dick I ever saw was a Macedonian dude who got arrested for trafficking massive amounts of coke between Chicago and Atlanta. Dude was packing a Maglite.
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>>542054866
>guy called EGO dies during penis enlargement surgery
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>>542054961
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>>542054866
He will not enter the BBC realm.
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>>542054866
Oh wow. they made an error and put a black dude's photo the front page
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>>542054866
there was some rich french guy who also died during a penis enlargement procedure. i think he owned a diamond mine or something iirc.
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>>542054961
Small penis but talk and handsome, I have had sex with hundreds of women but never do they want to stick around
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>>542054866
I've had a pulmonary embolism. In fact, I felt it when it hit my lungs. Was hard to breathe for a second but I'm still here.
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>>542054866
>penis enlargement
He's a nigger. Why would he need that? jewish pornographers tell us black men like him have gigantic penises. Is it a lie?
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>>542055222
Ah... chek'd... Have some chris-chan anon... Orthodox version for the Macedonian benis story.
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>>542054866
Kek
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>>542055403
I had a potential one.. clot in the leg. had to take Diovan shots.
it was one of the scariest "Wait and see" moments. but they sent me home with the shots, my Pulmonologist called me and told me to stop taking it.

bled like a mother fucker after shaving
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>>542055390
Ah, yes. The other side of the coin.
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>>542055360
>i think he owned a diamond
Why the fuck would you need penis enlargement if you own a diamond mine?

What? Will that bitch leave you for a different diamond mine owner with a bigger cock? Who gives a shit about your size, just give her crappy diamonds to make her happy.
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>>542054866
penis fillers (acids, silicone) are becoming very popular now.
you can see it all over tiktok with men showing off post surgery bulge results.
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>Influencer dies
Good.
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>>542054866
Hahahaha not even the doctors could turn him into a bigger dick
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>>542054866
this is interesting because penis enlargment/pumps are much more common in european countries + india than Africa

nigger IQ at its fullest
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>>542054866
>influencer
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>>542055222
Nobody asked you to remember the details faggot
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>man known as "Tiny Ego" dies from penis surgery complications
I don't care.
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>>542055649
I'm sure everyone who did the operation regrets it
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>>542055222
long way of saying “I am an utter faggot”
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>>542055649
Reminds me of that guy who got posted here with the huge balls who ended up dying.
Pure mental illness
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>>542055222
You can literally just look at clinical studies to confirm this but it won't stop trannies and Indians from trying to trole le chuds epic style with it
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>>542054866
How do you die from penis surg-
>Thailand
Ah, I see.
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>>542056286
nice obama phone.
he must be an engineer to get that working for him
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>>542054866
>Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife
well at least she has a new cock as consolation
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>>542055753
That's because niggers are broke
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>>542055390
>Small penis but talk and handsome, I have had sex with hundreds of women but never do they want to stick around
Best of both worlds
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>>542054866
5/5
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>>542055407
Supposedly there's a serious downside to the myth of the bbc in that black men are statistically overrepresented in penis enlargement surgeries. When half your racial identity is based on the lie that they all have big dicks living with the truth hurts.
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>>542054866
>Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo
>Tiny
lmao fucking ownd
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thoughts:

Never let anything sharp near your benis.

the person who invents a benis enlargement that is legit will be a trillionaire
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>>542054866
lots of black men actually don't have big dicks and it is a big source of shame among them kek
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>>542054866
>with his wife
Wait, she got her penis enlarged too? Is she okay?
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>>542055222
Thank you for your service
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>>542054866
Based Quacktician
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>>542054866
Finally some good news
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>>542055222
Checked. Someone has to do the needful. At least you enjoyed it anon.
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>degenerate goes to thailand
>dies
where legends go to rest
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>>542054866
BBC is myth manifestation
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>cause of death: small peepee
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>>542057468
Wtf penis inspection day is real?
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>>542057678
It's mandatory, only the ugly kids don't get it done as it's assumed it's unnecessary for them.
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>>542057678
It seems to be if you want to fight the Pakistani bloody basterds
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>>542054961
>Flag
Doubt.
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>>542054866
sbc
b
c
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>>542057097
well it never made sense anyway, europeans mog americans in dick size so blacks are not adding a positive effect
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>>542054961
Having a really big dick sucks if you're in a normal monogamous relationship with an actually good woman who doesn't have a bunch of experience. Literally didn't fit at first and even now years later still takes tons of stretching and foreplay. A quicky when the mood strikes is impossible. I really love her but sex life comprising mostly of oral and handstuff gets old. It's improved over the years but it's slow and a heterosexual couple having to use medical dilator sets to be intimate is frankly a bit embarrassing. Doesn't help that deeply ingrained shame and crippling fear of pregnancy from dogmatic parents is a significant part of why she was still a virgin so even getting her to start working on it took ages.
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>>542054961
everyone on 4chins has a huge cock
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>>542055222
>Macedonian
BGC is real
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>>542059656

damn you sound a little on the square side son, may i suggest molly, dhea and anal
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>>542054866
how did he get "Tiny" nickname?
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>>542060980
The one thing we can all agree on
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>>542054866
A brain enlargement surgery wasn't an option for that monkey?
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>>542054866
Surgery? Buy a pump. A really good one.
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>>542054866
With how shitty and dangerous penis enlargement surgeries are currently who in their right mind would even entertain doing it?
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>>542056882
80% of suicides in the us are by white males this is very nitpicky
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>>542054866
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>>542054866
imagine getting any kind of medical procedure in thailand
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>>542054866
But I thought every nigger had a 2 foot dick?
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>>542055222
BGC is real
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>>542054961
Crazy its like women don't have x-ray vision
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>>542063770
Imagine being nigger with a tiny dick. It would be like a white man without a job!
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>>542054866
>>542055008
>>542055222
bbc troon spam was devised by the jew greg lansky
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>>542055011
>>542056630

lol x2
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>>542054866
>Medics performed CPR for more than 100 minutes
lmao thailand
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>>542055649
>you can see it all over tiktok with men showing off post surgery bulge results.
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>>542054866
Thailand of all places where the average size of a male weewee is 3-4 inches. if he was going to get a new ass or tits okay but for dick surgery thailand is the last place on earth
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>>542055649
We are reaching the clockwork orange timeline.
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>>542054961
Just need your bathing suit to fall off at a pool party anon. Once they get sight of that 3.5on asain dong they'll go crazy.
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>>542065015
That's just saline anon. Not permanent and pretty harmless.
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>>542065015
imagine getting a running kick on that thing
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>>542055643
>What? Will that bitch leave you for a different diamond mine owner with a bigger cock?
Fucking lmao
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>>542054866
TBC
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>>542054866
poor littler fella
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>>542055547
big fuckin deal
i've had massive clots in my chest twice, inches away from my heart...been on blood thinners for years...and i never once acted like it was a big deal like your faggoty ass is
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>>542054866
It could be worse
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>>542068386

That's AI shit.
All the blondes are chess-piece identical.
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>>542054961
Your flag makes it doubtful
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>>542071136

Superglue is cyanoacrylate, chemically related to cyanide.
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>>542055429
Ai slop.
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>>542054866
Bucks are killing themselves because so few live up to the BBC meme
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Slide thread
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>>542055649
But why?
It's become more useless thx to the large amount silicone inside it.
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>>542056259
That's happen when your medical degree comes from the Trauma Center DS games.
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>>542057678
In India every day are a penis inspection day
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>>542065406
It would pop like a balloon
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>>542055008
It's never been true. Whites in general are the largest people on average, meanwhile Africans in Africa are usually short squat motherfuckers. People think because tall Africans exist that's the average, when it's just the idea some jew put in their head. Most blacks in America are mixed with whites thanks to slavery, odds are those blacks can thank their white genes for making them taller and giving them our dicks.
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>>542055222
Why would you post this?
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>>542054866
penis enlarge naturally if you just yank on it a little
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MnyV-HH3U
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>>542054866
Imagine actually going to get your dick enlarged lol. And imagine doing it in some third world country lmao
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>>542057678
yes, they do it even in germany under the pretense of it being a check for something else

I refused the inspection because I was afraid that it was too large
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>>542055008
It was always fake, it was always a demoralization thing. Its a way to elevate an inferior group over a other. You cant very well see a bunch of dicks unless its porn. If it porn, its curated. So the myth + the only proof(porn) cemented it as a fact, when in reality it was all just bs, though it served its purpose
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Such feminine shit man. Only women think about enlarging certain parts. I don't have the biggest dick, but never gave a fuck
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>>542054961
You should kys then. People like you don't deserve to exist. Us dicklets are struggling and you cba to use your dick? Your life is literally easy mode, hundreds of millions of men would kill to have what you have, yet you whine and cry? FUCK YOU!
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>>542054866
He deserved it.
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>>542055222
They were all errect when you inspected them? What kind of prison did you work in anon?
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>>542054961
same and i'm also gay
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>>542055299
>I am but a humble rapesmith
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>>542054866
F
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>>542056000
Na. Thats the inmates. What he said is true, I worked in a jail for a while. We had about the sane demographics as well, majority black. The dick size thing didnt suprise me because I always thought it was made up. What suprised me was how fast STDs spread in a group of dudes.

These little gangbangers come in all the time, loud and stupid, not gay acting in the slightest. Well after a few days they usually end up at medical for something like syphilis.

Every time some little thug from the streets brings it in, 3-4 more of his thug buddies in his black will have it by the end of the week.
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>>542063206
This is how i know your brown. How about you re-read it lmao
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>>542055643
Why would a Nigerian nigger own a diamond mine? Dont jews own those?
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>>542056882
Nigger put up a front more than anything. Doubt living a lie affects them desu
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>>542071468
The freakky ass movement and flames after they crash werent giving it away huh
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>>542071468
As if you couldn't tell from the nigger catching on fire and turning into a robot
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>>542059656
I can loosen her up for you
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>>542059656
I mean normally i would say no dildos ever but sounds like your wife needs a dildo
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>>542072251
>>542072313
>Dænescück has smol pp and fights for BBC
you can’t make this stuff up folks
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>>542054866
I thought blacks have huge benis, what a humiliation
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>>542055222
Ironically theres a gospel hymn that starts, do you the Macedonian call today, send the light, send the light
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>>542059656
Get her pregnant. After one baby she'll be as loose as a goose. Or just marry hannah hays. She's already there.
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>>542054866
>influencer dies
checked, another one bites the dust
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>>542074344
Can't. On anti-cancer medications incompatible with pregnancy. Children were originally the plan and what we talked about the first year we were serious and got engaged but then infound a lump and she got sick so now it's seriously at ends with her own health. Risk of cancer coming back if she stops for 9 months is too great. I knew the chances of kids were unlikely when I chose to stay. Dumping someone when you're already in love and engaged becuase they developed cancer was never really an option to me.
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>>542076364
Then get a fleshlight. The company makes them unironically for horses. I'm sure yours will fit. Call them.
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>>542055222
>I've got the unfortunate distinction of being a straight White man with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of black dicks.
i always thought ive read it all on 4chan but nope still surprises me to this day



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