How would you unfuck your life you were a homeless NEET with nothing but $20k and a shitbox car to your name?
>20kWhy not just pay the rent you fucking nog?
>>542059444Reframe. Read the the Tao te Ching.
>>542059444move to a small townfind an inexpensive apartment get utilities shower and clean upget a jobproblem solved
>>542059444Depends. In what ways is your life fucked?
>>542059444You're probably younger than me, and you have more money than me. We're both homeless. You've got to figure out what you want in life. I want freedom, I won't change.
>>542059444you are an american citizen, you get yourself committed for some nightsthen file for disability probably if you can't hold a stable job which would be the other pathcleaning up your act
>>542059444List all your assets. Everything.
>>542059444You are ahead of me, and my life is nearly perfect so I do not understand your question in the slightest. But if I had 20k I would just buy a years worth of rice and beans and drive off into blm land and find a spot that nobody else goes and live there forever and never come back. You are a faggot pussy though.
>>542059444Meta is firing up a skilled jobs training program. They foot the bill & you’re guaranteed work after successful completion.
>>542059444Well you’ll need to grow those 20k to further fund your neet life. Once you get it figured out then it’s unfucked.
>>542059444With 20k you could put a down-payment on a lock key(?) ready house, or whatever it's called. A house that doesn't need any repairs? Middle of nowhere but...it's yours.
>>542059444Thats more than most have desu.Also checked.
>>542059652parents kicked me no gfno friends no degree or marketable skills reallyhaven't had a job in 7 years.low credit scoreIm trying to figure out a plan before I spend all my money on gas, food, and truck stop showers.>>542059671so you're cotent being homeless?>>542059647every apartment listing I've come across wants pay stubs or something similar>>542059732literally just my car which is worthless and like less than $500 in crypto
get a load of this bragger
>>542059444Enlist in the Space Force and do your guaranteed risk-free bullshit desk job until retirement. They'll put you in housing and train you and stick you somewhere. You won't get sent to Iran. You're already a vital, heroic member of the armed services that needs to sit on his ass in an air conditioned cubicle in San Antonio. Drive your shitbox to the In-N-Out for lunch.
>>54205944420k is enough for at least 5 fiber optic drones, which with a shitbox car is a means to kick out your local tyrant
Hi, it's me - your cousin. Please consider investing in my start up. You can triple that 20k quite easily.
>>542060114Relative to the alternatives, yes. I refuse to pay property taxes, or rent which I believe is exploitive.
>>542059444>20kThat's like maybe 1 years worth of rent, not even that.
>>542059444>The NEET acts by doing nothing.>When nothing is done, nothing is left undone.>Those who act will fail. Those who seize will lose.>The NEET does not act and therefore does not fail, does not seize and therefore does not lose.
>>542059444First go on TaskRabbit and find some work you can do.Second you need a skill that people will pay you for that you enjoy doing. It should be AI proof but use AI to help you get better at said skill.Then your life just becomes networking by meeting as many people as possible. Life is constantly building>Build up friends>Build up skills>Build up wealth>Build up family once you meet a girl>Build up legacy Even third world people can do this
Go hop on a fishing vessel and process fish for free room and board and pay you cannot spend until you disembark.
>>542060615You know there are only a finite amount of (((tax collectors))) and if you keep shooting them then you don't have to pay (((property taxes))).
>>542059444buy a parking spot asap
>>542060114Ask the truckers at the truck stop how to get their job. If you aren't a druggy, schizo or alcoholic I have a job for youhttps://cn360.csod.com/ux/ats/careersite/3/home/requisition/17363?c=cn360&lang=en-USNo exp necessary, fully paid training.Once you get in your goal is to always advance to some supervisory role or internal training to higher paying shit. You live in smallish towns in Michigan pick the whitest town and find some girl there
I would get a remote job and go balls deep in filipina puss. Remote jobs are pretty abundant, so it should be easy to find something paying like $40-$50k/yr minimum. Living in the philipines would cost like $1k/month for a decent lifestyle. Invest the spread.
>>542060114Day trade
>>542059444Could probably buy a small plot of land and buy one of those pre-made sheds to put on it with like 10k maybe.
>>542062345This is probably the best advice for an absolute loser. They don't even have job interviews. You sign up with a major carrier and they get you into a job within a couple of weeks (usually). You pass your CDL A and you're on the road. You'll be a bitch for a year, but then you can start getting better jobs.
>>542059444take that 20k and buy some tools and start your own handyman business but i'd recommend not stealing your clients underwear.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-underwear-theft-gatineau-9.7323671
>>542059444Geurilla hempswamp planting, im sure if you find an industrial hemp farmer in kentucky and start quoting washington hed give you enough for free
>>542060114>no degree or marketable skills reallyif you had one it would hold you back because then you apply for positions you will never get and end up the same anyway. The gras is not greener with a degree.
>>542059444Buy drugs, alcohol, and prostitutes and continue homeless NEETmaxxing
>>542062672Yeah and those truckers will know exactly what companies are paying to get CDL by signing a contract.>>542059444I have another guaranteed job for OP since he has no ties holding him down. I assuming OP is not a diabeetus fat bastard, not a druggy. Step 1 obtain OSHA 10 it can be done in 2 days online and inexpensive.Step 2 obtain NFPA 70E training it can be done totally online or in person for $100-300. Step 3 apply herehttps://apply.workable.com/aerones/j/9815B66C27You get shipped all around the US to climb windmills and check if a robot is doing it's job. It's like x amount of days working with a full week off then repeat.Now you are a robotics technician
>>542059444what a troll thread.
>>542063327In the US, it's Swift, Schneider, Roehl, maybe some others. Anyone who is complaining about not having a job in the US is a lazy nigger.
>>542059444$20k?Buy a cheap Maverick shotgun for $300.Put the rest in a shitcoin and pray.If it doesn't work out, use the shotgun.
>>542059444Have you tried asking for life advice on 4chan? That place is famous for a userbase who really has their shit together, you'll get super good advice there.
>>542060114Apply for any good jobs avaliable and have Chatgpt help you. I got a 75k work at home billing coordinator job with no experience except having worked in an office that may or may not have had a billing coordinator. Its like 20hr of actual work a month. AI trained me and does the bulk of my work.
>>542059444All in on shitcoins
>>542063327>not a druggyI refuse to quit weed, it is the only thing that puts me to sleep. No i dont ever smoke on the job or during the day. Im in a legal state.Would this still work?
>>542063923Everyone I've ever met through 4chan has been pretty well situated.
>>542064041Holy shit, what? Okay so im looking for "billing coordinator"? Any other info that could help me land one of these?Nigga if I can get out of this hole ill name my first born son after you.
>>542062368>Remote jobs are pretty abundant,No theyre not. The only remote jobs are for telemarketing the same shit.
>>542059444>Move to a cheap area>get some kind of job>work and save for a a while >learn to draw >start making furry art and take commissions/start a patreon
>>542060114>spending money on showersDo not do this, I managed to live out of my car for several months while saving up for a camper(year round long/short term campgrounds were plentiful, $350/mo rent w/elec, water, sewage, WiFi, on site laundry, etc), you need to find a gas station with a seldom used(likely due to the horrors) single-occupancy bathroom accessible from the outside, one that doesn’t require a key, or if you don’t give a fuck about what NPCs you’ll never see again think about you, you can do it in a RaceTrac or whatever multi occupancy bathroom you prefer. Anyhow, sponge baths and washing your hair under the sink will suffice, you can wash and fold your clothes at a laundromat, come up with a bag/box system to keep them neat in the cargo area, or hang them as your window coverings. If you’re going to eat fast food often, get the app, you’ll save near 50% in the long run if you game it right. I recommend buying yellow tagged sheet cake if you can stomach it, it’ll last forever and is dense in calories, plus lots of various canned soups/heat and eat type stuff to toss in the engine compartment when on the way to work(this was before plug-in slow cooker lunchboxes were a thing).
>>542064156No idea but you would not be able to travel around with weed anyway not every state is legal. I quit weed and had no problem sleeping.If you are dude weed then go work at a weed store I bet they have sales bonuses for upselling. You can also be an organic farm intern you get room and board, a monthly stipend usually $1k but no living costs, year long work too or choose seasonal and travel. Lot's of hippie chicks will be there working and smoking the herbal jew after
>>542065136PS for context this was all back in 2010 when I GTFO before turning 18(I was pretty sure dad meant it when he said GTFO at 18, my older siblings who were still living there gave their step mom hell), but rent at the same RV park is now $480/mo. In north DFW.
>>542065300Anyhow good luck anon you can get a job just jazz up your resume and say you’ve been working for yourself in IT freelancing gigs(read: doing tech support for normies and boomers, asking if it’s powered on), then go to any decent employment agency or (shudder) temp agency.
>>542059444Move to a cheaper state or area first. Rent a room, get a job. Maybe join a church and see if they can help you get your shit together.
>>542059444Spend 5-10k on a trap house that got seized being sold at a police auction in Wisconsin and get a job as a fork truck nigger at U-line making 28-32 an hour.Outfit your trap house with grow lights and grow a shit ton of weed then sell it to the other fork truck niggers at work.Simple as.
>>542063923Can vouch this truth
>>54205944420k on red.Just do it and if you win take the money and run. If you lose....
Same advice I gave to the 18 year old in the other thread. > trade school/apprenticeship (including oilfield, merchant marines, forestry, etc.)> college/university (engineering, finance, accounting, or healthcare only)> military> entrepreneurship (very tough but doable) > political activism, content creation, or creative vocation (very unlikely to work out)You can use debt to live or get a part time job. I recommend security and loss prevention. Nightlife security is really good for leveling up socially as well. Get in the gym at least once a week. Lift weights and jump rope. Once established in a career, try to distinguish yourself by writing for an industry magazine and going to conventions. Last resort is busting your ass in construction, roofing, etc. and climbing up to supervisory or project management and eventually running your own thing. Pick one and dedicate a year to it. You need a way to earn a living so I recommend you pick one of those first five before you worry about gym and social and whatnot.
>>542060114> every apartment listing I've come across wants pay stubs or something similarYeah I’m just gonna level with you bro. Unless you have people you can crash with for a while, your only options are to use debt while you do education/vocational training or join the military. If you have time before you get kicked out, you can scrape together enough money to get a total shithole apartment with roommates and pay upfront. Take whatever but target security, loss prevention, construction, etc. Honestly, if you’re healthy I would strongly recommend you look into the military. /pol/tards hate this advice but it’s the most straightforward and reliable way to get out of a bad situation and many people do it successfully. It just is what it is. Just don’t be a retard and join the marine corps or pick a combat job. You join the navy and be like a corpsman or an electronic tech.
