>CTRL+F "humor">0 hitsAlright, let's have another humor thread.
>>542066971>IM THE VIKTUM!!!!
awaiting the blessing of the leaf
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>>542067060it starts off with melting cheese to convince you the rest is right and then shits the bed and says he fat in your steak is glue. creator clearly ate too much glue
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>>542066971someone make one with andrew wilson and make the fajitas SNIZZLIN
(kosher zioslut background seething noise)
>>542067784And you're on the side of the group calling you goyim (the ones actually destroying your country).
>>542068122what the fuck am i looking at?
>>542068285AI slop
>>542068285An AI stroke
These memes are so unfunny that it's funny, well done
>>542068848We need worser memes
>>542068017What's wrong with the third one?
>>542068285At a phone screen.
>>542069061federal agent
>>542068284Yeah. The guy on /pol/ posting a frog swilling tea with disinterest about brownoids foghting each other is totally rooting for kikes.
>>542067060>brown handsWorthless opinion
>>542069581Both sides guys are always on the side of the kikes. Always, no exceptions. They only ever pop up when someone supports a group attacking kikes. I've never once seen a both sides guy pop up when someone attacks muslims, only ever "Yeah but jews are a bigger problem so I hate them more", it's literally never been "I hate them equally". Both sides faggots exist to distract from the fact that kikes are worse in every regard and should be treated as the #1 enemy, by treating them as an equal to another you are reducing their status as an enemy and running defensive propaganda for them..
imma contiboot
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>>542068284>>542069834least obvious mohammed
>>542070087Love pic rel. Sent me on hours long rabbit holes.
They only ever target the jews' enemies.
>>542070360>Musnad Imam Ahmad : 3788I know it's funny to interpret this as mohamad getting pounded by africans but the real interpretation of this is actually kind of interesting. It's basically mohamed putting a protective circle around his follower and then resisting a bunch of dark angels as some sort of test. It's all fairy tales but Jinn shit is intresting.
Are Canadians on strike? This thread sucks>>542067060Dutch education system
>>542066971It's my birthday and I feel absolutely nothing since losing my best friend of over 10 years.Now I am truly forever alone.
>>542073567Here, have a funny Hitler.
reminder to you bros
>>542068017Sign me up for bottom right
>>542069131wheres the phone screen in the image?i have a dumb flipphone so i dont use the Internet on my phone.
>>542067060Haha yeah we love our food
>>542069061Pic 2 is her reality she just knows not to post it
>>542073567I am sorry, anon. Remember that you have friends here.
>>542075648That's funny but we all know they'll ignore the niggers and go straight for Whites and give citizenship incentives to beaners and indians.
>>542073567Happy Birthday germbro. Have a ass.
>>542073567Failing all else, get a cat or dog, or two so they wont be lonely when you go. I love my little niggas like you wouldnt believe. The bond between man and animal is real.
>>542069834".." Fuck off abdul
>>542068285GAy-I
LMAO you pathetic racists will never fail to make my day with your pol "humor" threads. Face it most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. Get over it losers!
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>>542076365A cat would be what I would get to keep me going as something depends on me. Not yet needed and as much as I love animals in general, they just don't replace a person that understands you, not just on a language level, but also in who you are and what you want. I need that back. I need that constant in my life. It is irreplacable. >>542076013>>542075932>>542075503thank you frens. I like pol and tv the most of all the places in the internet.
>>542075594that needs to be a smug pepe balloon. and maybe a crowd of chuds
>>542070054God willing hahaha
>>542073567Happy birthday anon
>>542073567Happy Borthday man. Sorry about your friend. Loss is difficult. I’m sure he would want you to persevere and, when appropriate, laugh at the gay and retarded nature of the modern world.
>>542070054that would be the best, let make it happen
>>542070246HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?Had Montgomery lived in this age, this would 100% confirm he's a /k/ turboautist
>>542076013I like the pair sledding video better. You know, the one where the tights tear up when the other chick squats
>>542077673Nah it's perfect as is. Doesn't need any changes
>>542073567Happy Birthday Hans.
>>542076576I automatically add fullstops and sometimes rewrite the last part of my sentence adding another one automatically because I forgot about/don't see the last one.Sorry you don't know how to punctuate, jew lover.
>>542068017top two should be combined
>>542073567Happy birthday fren and condolences. Remember him well and have a drink in his honor
>>542068848I can't be bothered looking at most of them because they are all text.
>>542068285It’s an “resistance exercise band”. What Lindsay Clancy used to strangle her children to death with. She is thin though I’ll give her that, which is more than you can say for most American women, who are fat fucking sows. So it does appear Lindsay was also using the bands for their intended purpose.
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>>542066971>When the curry comes out simmering*Good potential, terrible execution. Fix it
>>542075503I find it hilarious.
>>542067849The glueing of meat is an American invention and started with what we now call the mcrib,It's edible glue and it's used in Europe too, it's disgusting.Not for beef cuts typically, but cheap ham
>>542073567happy birthday krautbro!
>>542073567I've also lost my best bro. You aren't alone. You've got to live on and thrive in spite of it. Your friend would've wanted you to.
>>542073567You sound like a bitch. Go outside.Also happy birthday, I moved countries and haven't made any real friends because I don't know what that is anyway.
>>542079992KEK LMAOOOWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FREAKS? I understand having a strange fetish, but why the fuck broadcast it so openly like that. What if someone he knew saw this pic?
>>542082044They are mentally deranged.That's happend
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>>542079992Now that's a muffin top if I ever saw one.
>>542082267Why do they insist on using imperial and not the metric system?
>>542081831reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kHZ1Z6vjnE
>>542081748hahahaha fuck yes!
>>542081520be on vacation in bonglandsee Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalklike a graceful penguin with goutfollow her for a blockworking up couragegently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bagstares intently for a few momentsthen breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipperhead waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a tableArya cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy scriptshe shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”he slinks away without even taking my orderArya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basketstarts rubbing at her crotchbrings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the checkturn aroundArya is slumped over the tableraped to death by Pakis
>>542067849>shits the bed and says he fat in your steak is glueNo, it's real, there's meat glue by which they put offcut pieces together and call it steak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWtafvaWE38It's actually potentially lethal because if you don't eat it well done, there will be surface bacteria inside the steak (like the risks with a mince). The reason you can eat a medium well or even blue rare steak is because the bacteria really just live on the surface of meat. One flash and it's safe. Unless they're inside.
>>542082267Small dicks.
>>542081726You know what else is edible glue? Egg yolk. Don't tell me that's what you're concerned with.
>>542082342We use both. Also, imperial has variable fidelity. In metric all you do is shift a decimal. Its for midwits.
>>542067060>Braindead propaganda >Dutch flag >Brown hands Every. Single. Time. Hitler should have burned the Netherlands from top to bottom.
>>542073567>the filename This is the quality german humor I come here for
>>542082402kek grease it twice a dayqvc is a circushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHwukEtNZw
>>542082342The vast majority of day-to-day things are better measured in feet, which the metric system lacks. And don't try to sell me on deciliters, that's fucking gay. The metric system is ineffective, same thig with Celsius, along with that also being foggy. Fahrenheit is much better for showing temperatures for people in room temperature, the majority of use in temperatures. Science, cooking, the metric and celsius systems have their use, but not with your average normal uses, feet, inches, and Fahrenheit are far superior for everyday life.
>>542070510>>542069581>>542076576Disgusting fucking juden, your entire cancerous subspecies needs to be eradicated
>>542067849It's absolutely real. In Europe too but normally it's obvious and in shitty stores with oddly cheap ribeye.
He's right btw
>>542069581You're pretending to be retarded.
>>542076013Why are they focusing so hard on his dick and balls?
>>542082844This. Generally speakingInches - Hand held objects. Hamme, cup, pencilFeet - Objects that you interact with using your body. Chair, Table, DoorYards - Materials. Lumber, rope, cloth.Furthermore, 1 yard = 3 feet = 36 inches. These numbers are chosen for maximum divisibility. 1 Yard can be divided by: 1,2,3,4,6,9,12 & 36.>but muh milesNigger. When do you ever need a mile of something. Thats for Snapple cap factoids. In an industrial situation such as laying cable, they will probably just use metric.
>>542082342Because eurodumbs are pseudo-intellectuals. The Imperial Fraction System is best, always has been.
>>542083109>1 Yard can be divided by: 1,2,3,4,6,9,12 & 36.forgot 18
>>542082844>day-to-day things are better measured in feet...That's only because we've grown up in a system that revolves around the imperial system, so we built all our infrastructure and tools and utilities around it. If we had developed in a metric system we would have made things convenient to work with in metric.And there is literally no difference between saying 1 foot and 30cm. Your point is retarded.
>>542083114>Says the one posting slop
>>542083275tard>>542083109
Lindsay Clancy's Rainbow Six
>>542083329>>542083109If you say you like it because it can be broken down and it's easily divisible, a meter can be broken down into 100cm. Which can be broken down into 100mm. Hundreds of different ways to divide that."I'd like one yard of cloth" is no different from asking for 90cm of cloth.Your head is so far up your own ass you can't see the sun,.
>>542075675Despite being kinda brown, Thais are and will always be the most based Asains
>>542083298Refute it then, eurodumb. >>542083135Anyone that understands the firearm nomenclature, understands that the imperial system has plenty of allowances for decimal numbers too, such as : .357 and .300, and .308 and so on and so forth. The Imperial System allows for greater accuracy than the Metric System does, in actual practice.
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>>542083390>i can slide a decimalWow. Youre so smart. You must be a public school teacher.>hundreds of ways to divide thatby 1,2,4,5, 10, 25, 50 and 100. And I can only do that much because of increased scale. Realistically its 1,2,5 & 10.
>>542068284>Saarlahanalahbama! is not the brown mudslimes that are destroying your countr-ACK! Go ride your magic carpet back to your pedo-worshiping shit hole, Moo-ham-mad the 2710394362505761895th
>>542083390You can take this metric clock on the way out.
>>542073567im sorry for your loss anon. i truly am. i have no real words of consolation. you have to know though, that relationships like such longterm friendships stay a part of you forever.
>>542081666 (checkem)My new consultancy biz, here I come!
>>542083645Yeah like dividing by 8ths and 16ths is really so intuitive.>durrrr I'd like twenty six and thirteen sixteenths inches please!Or>I'd like 681mils pleaseYou're just dancing around finding numbers that happen to work well and fit into your framework. Metric can adapt to literally anything and make just as much sense as it did for anything else.
>>542073567I know that feel, Anon. They take the shared soul and joy when they go. It's like having your whole self amputated but you have to pretend anything still matters. I'm glad you were born. I'm sorry for this loss. I really do know.
>>542084027Bro, take your 103 IQ back to r/faggit. You can hang out there with Robespierre. Youre clearly too dimwitted to understand.
>>542083114Never heard of that, it's probably only done by anglos
>>542077324>I need that back. I need that constant in my life. It is irreplacable.It is. And it is beyond cruel to think that we'd be created to know such closeness and sharing...and it be ripped away. This is why I no longer believe in God, unless it is a very cruel, sadistic entity who is envious of how we love, as humans, because it cannot love that way. The one I lost loved this clip so much. It's for you.
>>542082521>Egg yolkWrong.
>>542084209Never been a plebbitor but okay.I'll leave you with this: your "genius" yard divisions are literally just fractions, which you can apply to anything. You mocked me for moving a decimal but that is pretty much the same as you just turning anything into a fraction. I did the exact same but with a divisor of 10.1/16th of a meter still makes just as much sense as anything you can come up with.
>>542083114Metric sucks.
>>542083506in what wayliterally what wayit just sees everything as divisions of other things instead of assigning a raw valuethere's no greater precision to be had at all the difference is just that it's relativist
>>542083709>is not the brown mudslimes that are destroying your countrYes. Who allowed them in? Who ushered them in? Why are they leaving their home countries?Why is law enforcement not on top of them? Who's to blame for it all?
>>542083275>That's only because we've grown up in a system that revolves around the imperial systemNo you brainlet spic, it's because the vast majority of things that need to get measured fall far between a centimeter and a meter and fractions over complicate a simple assessment.
>>542084376Youre ignoring my previous point >>542083109 because your only argument is from a subjective nihilist perspective. These degrees of measurement have meaning. Metric compresses everything to a single scalar which loses all meaning. If all these things are subjective then why don we use a metric calendar like picrel? Because it sucks and is retarded. Same can be said for the way we organize music and color. We use grades that people respond to.
>>542075675They're cute but damn their dances are SHIT
>>542084591Irrational numbers are more accurately represented as fractions.1/3 cannot be accurately represented in decimal notation. You will always lose some decimals of precision. In wet chemistry, we do this in fairly regularly to avoid rounding errors.
>>542070847Nah it's about him getting pounded
>>542083570>open mouth like moloch
>>542084678>Why is law enforcement not on top of them?
>>542082592>american trying to defend illogical system with massive cope and mental gymnastics rather than admitting it's illogical Every single time.
>>542085606If imperial confuses you at all you're a moron.
>>542084744Holy shit you're retarded.
>>542085015well that's fair,I suppose it's analog math vs digital math ie you don't lose out on quantization inaccuracies if you divert to fractions
>>542085015I mean to say I hadn't thought of it that way but it actually does make sense
>>542082844>with your average normal uses, feet, inches, and Fahrenheit are far superior for everyday lifeboth work fine, i assure you. you grow up with either, learn the definition and that's it. precision is the same and standards are internalized in the same way. a person is tall when >xy. a comfy temp has a number x in both, a distance takes x time to be covered. where you take a cup for flour, we know it's 100gr. i know without a scale how much of a floury substance is 1gr. don't ask.
>>542085955oh, you're a baker?cool
>>542067864>words, words, wordsHoly shit, that's cringe
>>542081350That is the most retarded shit I've read this month, if for no other reason than Agent Smith was not part of the Matrix, he was a virus of sorts that was obsessed with Neo. He did not care about protecting the Matrix after the first movie.
>>542084591Outside of a very narrow field of use, will you find the need for precision anywhere near the ten-thousandths of an inch. Most industrial applications have tolerances within thousandths. In the real world uses, you won't find very many if any uses where the Metric System will actually shine at all.
>>542083330kekero
>>542085015How does that favor the imperial system? You can do fractions in metric as well but there's no need for it because the unit doesn't keep changing constantly like it fucking does in the imperial.
Feels good to have derailed this tread.Imperialists- 1Metric Fags - 0
>>542069061I think op is simply the girl just wants to hook up or is a prostitute. Tinder is full of it and most want your money
>>542086192>I have a real-world application for muh micronYeah, your 39 thousandths of an inch micro-penis.
>>542086152>>542085954I agree actually
>>542086132Looks like an another mr.smith popped up
>>542085669Imperial units keep changing with scale. Even you can't tell the difference between feet, yards, miles, nautical miles, without resorting to a computer or memorizing them. Go ahead, divide a nautical mile to yards and feets in your head, without touching a calculator. The issue isn't so much about the unit but the fact it keeps changing. That's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube that's fighting back. Out of the two of us, I can assure you, you're the moron. Don't use 1 to 1 but prove that you can calculate in your head 420 nautical miles to yards and feet and inch.Anyone using metric can convert 420 kilometers to meters, centimeters, millimeters and micrometers very easily. No need for calculator. You lost the argument long time ago. You're not special. It's time to admit it.
>>542067086She looks like a wii sports avatar
>>542086412That is a real world application to every car mechanic. You drive a car don't you?
>>542085111Rest of the world: oh it's about some sky king fairy shit and magic and temptation and some deep meaning shit.Americans and the jewish controlled west: oh it's about Mohamed getting pounded in the ass.Hahaha
>>542086152I do wonder in EE are there any current applications of the imperial system at all? technically a lot of things reincorporate fractions of pi into their value anyway despite using metric values like the permeability constant for air or epsilom etc, because they were discovered and modelled in imperial and then it seems the field as a whole tried to detach pi from the calculation of fields etc and adding in more and more constant variables within expressionsI wonder if metric has any real importance other than being an easy way to notate things in base 10/ I use metric for everything but honestly if things like reluctance or flux density or complex line impedance just used per unit to begin with everything might have been easier from the start.
>>542086650In EE theres probably no use case. It was built off the imperial system and the main use of imperial is for day-to-day measurement. Not scientific measurements. I dont think imperial is necessary in any case where you do everything on a calculator, such as chemistry. There are studies that claim that humans can do mental math faster in base 12, but thats a non-starter if youre going to be using a calculator anyway. I have heard that some civic engineering use poundals for sheer force or something, but thats not my expertise.
>>542086483>Go ahead, divide a nautical mile to yards and feets in your headA Nautical Mile is not an Imperial Measurement, it never was and never will be. It's a military unit much like the Milliradian and the Gradian. The confusion comes from the way that they're decimal fractions of a degree of angles, but they're still not a part of the Imperial Measurement System.
>obey us, goyim
>>542086526Microns are not used in car mechanics. Very very seldom do you even find ten-thousandths of an inch in car mechanics, almost always the tolerance is in only thousandths of an inch.
Did somebody say ..
>>542068122YHWH aborted and post-aborted billions in the flood
>>542086873It's imperial. Maritime units section.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_units>>542086945Yes they are. Micrometers are found in every car mechanics tool kit.The amount of copium and mental gymnastics is insane. You could just admit you're nothing special and you're wrong.
>>542086650When you start getting into the more technical industrial applications that are close-tolerance systems, you almost always find decimal inch in use: Metal thermal expansion tolerances is usually in thousandths of inches. Nobody calculates decimal inches at that microscopic level as fractions at that point, but whenever you're down to decimal inches, you're down to using microscopes and high precision tooling, you're no longer at the point where mental fraction calculations will have any real physical applications. You literally cannot even physically instantaneously see the changes that are occurring at that level. Hence why guns are are often noted with thousandths of an inch and not fractions of an inch: .357, .410, .270, etc etc.
>>542070847Kys muzzie
>>542087161>Micrometers are found in every car mechanics tool kit.A micrometer configured to readout thousandths or ten-thousandths, are yes, but not actual micron-level micrometers. Good luck trying to find anyone ever using a real-life actual micrometer in that industry. >It's imperial. Maritime units section.Blah. Incorporated military jews and their additions don't count. No one outside of the military and boating homosexuals use nautical miles or millradians. Hell, most Americans don't even know what either of those are, literally.
>>542087179Cant say I know much about this. In EE is speced into Power Systems Analysis. I have almost no experience with thermal switches. All my numbers were BIG.
>>542087367The point that I'm making is that the Metric System is redundant, and pointless. By the time you get down into the decimals either it becomes theoretical, or it could be just as easily calculated with inch decimal. Either way, the Metric system is just redundant garbage, and arguing about whichever one is better is a moot point because eventually those using the Metric System in the real world will eventually force that very system to have an official fraction nomenclature eventually regardless. So either the Metric System gets done away with completely, or it gets edited and takes on fractions, proving that it was always redundant and worthless all along.
>>542073567Alles Gute Hans :3
>>542087335>A micrometer configured to readout thousandths or ten-thousandths, are yes, but not actual micron-level micrometers.They are configured to 0.001 millimeters, that's a micrometer. Holy shit you're coping hard.>Hell, most Americans don't even know what either of those are, literally.Last time I checked quite many Americans have boats and have been in the military. Anyway your claim was that nautical mile never was imperial and never will be. Do you really insist dying on this hill? Suck it up and admit it.
>>542087675I agree.
>>542087780>lots of americans have boatstrue, it doesn't mean that they use that bullshit>lots of americans have been in the militarytrue, but they're all literal homosexuals or cuckolds. Even then, most of them abandon that shit measurement the literal day that they get out and never go back to it. >my digital caliper does super low millimeter, durrrr And your point? Nobody uses it. They ignore every single fucking number after the first few. Just because they can use it, doesn't mean they do. >Do you really insist dying on this hill?That Metric is a pointless/redundant system? Yes. Because it is. That very fucking digital micrometer in your pic, it does very low inch decimal, just as low as the millimeter. Meanwhile all the digits below 0.000 are ignored for both systems. Metric is pointless and redundant.
>>542073567Happy birthday you faggot
>>542076013god i love her so much
>>542088024Europoors can only afford tools with one measurement anyway. 1 sided rulers. He has to cope.
>>542087780Shut up faggot, a car mechanic doesn't need to use that high of a resolution and a real machinist can use both metric and standard.T. Machinist >>542075675Gooks are silly
>>542067060In case the "rice water" bit didnt tip you off, this is actually about chinese food scamsSomebody just added the caption for (you)s, and I wish i were as smart as him
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>>542073567Fallow him
>>542088296>Fallow himWhat is he? A turnip?
>>542088255Metric is the standard around the world. You're the only assblasted tards who insist using another system and it's only used in America btw. Car mechanics around the world use the metric system. Get a MB, Audi, BMW, Porsche, VW, Toyota, Ferrari, Volvo, and see it for yourself. Their service manuals don't have imperial in them. You're the one who has to do the conversions because your tools use ancient measurements and that's also why nobody buys American tools nor cars. Why don't you go back to cubits while you're at it, kike.>>542088024If it wasn't for you retards it would only need two buttons. In other words you're holding the world back. Think about it when you go to sleep.
>>542087675it simply uses decimals instead of fractions
>>542088732>you're holding the world backThis strike fear in the hear of the Euro.
>>542088805So do my beer driven typos. Lol.
>>542069061Selling Onlyfans
>>542067086What is she the victim of?
>>542067742Wow so Jews use the same argument for Muslims for why they do usury and have power wealth as they have done with Europeans.>You made us loan money to you, goy! We wanted to plant radishes and build tables, but you forced us to be rich kikes! Oy gevalt!"
>>542088805This does the same for amerisharts xD
>>542073567Happy birthday bro. I lost my best friend in 2024, my dog of 15 years in 2025, and my father 6 months ago. My mother has dementia. Its been awful, and I can totally relate. My birthday is in 5 weeks and Im not even pretending Ill get a phone call.
>>542070625Can someone translate? I’m not fluent in schizo
>>542069581Yes.
>>542088994The joke is. I understand that. Why? Because Americans have the brain capacity for more than one measurement. You dont.
>>542073567Happy birthday. HH.
>>542075648The funny thing is that this is a parody in China but daily reality for Americans
>>542089134It's a gnostic joke, references to greek mithology/philosophy. the demiurge
>>542089200>Americans have the brain capacity>only use European measurements>insists using the older one while the rest of the world moved on
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>>542089441Give it up. Your only argument is>muh base 10Go retreat to your safe space where they spell shopping with a k.
>>542089441>>542089480The physics and chemistry work out nicer though and I hate how some profs make you do American system problems too. Why do we need Imperial/American units other than legacy shit? It's just stupid. It makes Engineering stuff in the US require more effort and things don't just fit together nicely with ISO or DIN. It's just bad. American Engineered products don't actually match ISO spec because it's translated. They can't read European or International drawings without fucking something up.
>>542089441why do you care? they don't even have an industrial production any more to justify its use.
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>>542068285She be hittin dat gyppy
>>542068284So we should join the side that would cut our heads off in the streets?
>>542083629What are the other signs? Paying of my mortgage early, not owning a TV and having kids?
>>542069581Bass Pro Shop has more to do with the USA than the wailing wall does Israel hilariously enough.At least it was part of the USA, and not a Roman barracks complex.
>>542089480>measures person's height>has to use two different units
>>542086152oy vey think of the 6th millionths
>>542088788see:>>542083114The human brain was made for fractions, not decimals. The future life of the Metric System is to have fractions worked into it. It just is what it is.
>>542090066I guess I'm wrong. Youre right. I never realized how much easier it is to say that you are a 176.78312495831245764832 cm manlet. That way you sound much bigger too.
>>542067784Are they though?
>>542089469The amount of handwaving and oversimplification here makes this unfunny and seem mostly like the person who made it has no idea what they're talking about.
>>542089893don't forget educating your kids
>>542068848I remember prior to like 2019 these threads were the most kino content on the internet
>>542089874Compared to joining the side that are actively orchestrating the replacement of your people? Yeah. They're actually fighting jews, unlike you, the least you could do is praise them for it.
>>542087136Someone should do one for yhe oven of akhai. Six rabbis ignore one rabbi who is saying he is right and like 12 separate miracles to prove he's right including god actually turning up until god just throws up his hands at their idiocy and fucks off. Kvetch kvetch.
>>542075594Imagine hit and running niggers with a fucking hot air balloon and just flying off
>>542073567Happy Birthday, scumbag
>>542090668I don’t want anything to do with either faction of backwards, mentally ill desert rats. Hopefully you wipe each other out, that outcome would be best for the rest of humanity.
>>542090192Of course you're wrong.And that would be 177 cm we don't use decimals because human height can vary about 1 cm.It's remarkable how shartanons on a daily basis continue to prove they're just as retarded as the world thinks they are. It has to be the processed food and lack of exercise.
>>542090339I agree, but it's the only meme that exists on the topic and serves its purpose of giving a QRD to the uninitiated
>>542091157>rounding upWho cares. Listen, im done fucking with you. The previous guy at least was making a deluded argument that he himself would disagree with. But you have noting. I could sit here and write a thesis on measurement systems in the context of German Idealism, specifically in the context of Goethe but youre not interested in any rational debate so it would be a waste of my time. All you have left is seethe. Just accept it. The leading industrial power of the last century has favored this system. And for good reason. It doesnt matter how many countries have accepted it. Most countries have accepted niggers to their own detriment. That doesnt make niggers good. Just take the L. Metric is an objectively inferior system.
>>542088986Well yea.> We Cannot lend money.>Ahhh jews can lend money.>great lemmy start a qwik war>Oh no, war aint quik or cheap, jew, lend me money.>ok, lends u muneys with high interest due to risk of loosing a war.>aaaaaa, im goyyyiin baaankruuupt due to debt>The jews made me borrow all tgat money.
>>542091616Doubling down on a ridiculous and obviously bad faith stance doesn't make your shit argument "truer."None of that is true.>Heh, refute itI just did. >But you didn't engage the way I want or use sourc-It's a greentext.
>>542073567Happy birthday krautbro. Sucks about that friend of yours. I hope you pull through. Theres a lot more out there worth living for.
>>542066971>tfw your humor thread is already such irredeemably unfunny garbage that joeschmoe doesn't even bother showing up
>>542091497>imperial is better for everyday use>has to measure person's height>fuuuuuuuu>has to convert miles to yards>fuuuuuuuu>has to convert yards to feet>fuuuuuuuu>has to convert feet to inches>fuuuuuuuu>has to convert inches to thou>thank you Jesus, finally I showed the whole world my measurements are superior>wait... so the OTHER system only uses base 10 and has only ONE unit for length?>fuuuuuuuu, quick, better mention NIGGERS again
>>542091157>removes the decimals because they're irreverent in real life tolerances>decimal system is superior because muh speshul decimalsYour own admission proves that the Metric System is literally pointless redundant bullshit. Let me guess, your retort will be an adhom or a strawman?
>>542067060You're Chinese
>>542091797It was my doing.>>542091811As I said, all that remains is seethe and no argument.
>>542091818Do you eat crayons? Your argument is literally>metric forces me to use decimals (it doesn't)>continues to use two different units for human heightWhy don't you use feet only? Because you'd have to use decimals? You know the human height doesn't vary an inch, just a cm. All of your human height measurements are wrong. You round them to an inch. That's how great your system is for every day use. Your clothes don't really fit you do they? Oh that's right, your tailor uses decimals xD
>>542092168>tailor uses decimalsWe use fractions. It requires a bigger brain than you have.
>>542067060Interesting video.It falsely implies that anything synthetic is bad.I don't know if the US has restrictions on calling stuff cheese that isn't.
>>542092168Tailors here rarely use feet, they just use inches and fraction inches. For example, a pair of pants would be something like 28 inches by 30 inches, or whatever, even though that would be 2 feet 4 inches by 2 feet 6 inches.
>>542081771Doesnt that just mean theyre half a million short is this why poor is a mindset not a economic position?
>>542087136Based YHWH, that'll show those boys.
>>542092273>requires a bigger brain than you haveOk crayon eater. The metric uses fractions as well as you can clearly see in the picture. When your tailor says inch and a half, the decimal is .50 and if he says quarter it's .25 and 3/4 is .75We would say 'unit' and a half in most measurements. We wouldn't use 3/4 or 1/4. If more accuracy is needed we would measure in millimeters. I'm sorry you're so retarded. Fucking type 1/4 or 3/4 in your calculator and see what happens. Then stop eating processed food and crayons and start exercising.
>>542092582Of course they don't just feet to make pants because FEET go into SOCKS you troglodyte
>>542092750Couldnt respond to my bigger post? Had to fin some adhom? Its so over for you. Heres my pro tip: Buy 2 yards of rope. It so over for you.
>>542083483No, they are not. That title belongs to the Japanese.
>>542081289RUN BY A CHIEF WIZARD
>>542092818KekUsually german humour is fucking ass but you're alright krautbro
>>542084517Nice article. Whole site is here:https://tysknews.com/Depts/Metrication/metric_land.htm
>>542093040Thanks burgerbro. It's the anger that sells it. We have to lean into our strengths.
>>542088732Most cars use both retard. You'd know this if you weren't a soft handed queer.
>>542086257Nice one brother. Metric should be wiped out.
>>542092750Just stop arguing with him Finnbro you cant change the mind of stupid people.
>>542092899It's very sad you still don't understand the rest of the world doesn't have to use fractions. You never stopped to think *why* you have to resort to fractions in everyday measurements. You still believe your system is superior when it clearly isn't. All your tools use fractions. The rest of the world uses millimeters, so there's no need for fractions. Need to divide millimeter? Switch to micrometers. The metric system got rid of fractions for a good reason. The only reason why you insist fractions are good is because you're so used to it you can't see a better alternative.Why the fuck would you use feet and inches to measure human height? Why not just inches? If you *know* in most measurements with inches you have to use fractions, wouldn't it be better to have another unit for it all together? Call it fucking Q for quarter for all I care. You already have thou as the 0.001 inch unit which is the closest to a metric system you ever got to. It still doesn't help with all the other units which you must convert using a calculator. You just don't know what you're talking about. Stop eating crayons, that's the only advice from me.
>>542093654They don't you idiot xDOnly in your own repair manuals they may use both but never in the rest of the world.
>>542093670I want him to rage quit and smash his computer.
>>542081302What is "promote" under the first post?I never use twitter.
>>542081647That's gold.
>>542093695Meanwhile your people are all off making fractions of spoons and cups and special little "pounds" because all your measurements are fucking stupid. "I'm a youropmoron and I have to put 6 three liters of gas in my car instead of gallons because our measuring system is fucking stupid. Hold my EU approved beverage while I go order 0.135 kilos of sandwich" You people are more of a joke than your measuring system is. LMFAO
>>542093657Blessed. I dont understand Stones but its your right to have it.>>542093844cry more faggot. Your the only one who has rage posted green text. I accept that in some situations metric works but it is not the only viable measurement type. Real humans can use multiple. And in many cases Imperialists rule
>>542087780>Anyway your claim was that nautical mile never was imperial and never will be.It is one minute of arc, so 1/60th of a degree. If you consider degrees to be Imperial units then they are Imperial, but the fact there are 360° not 365¼° suggests the unit is rather older than the Byzantine Empire. To have 360 day years and exact 30 days months you really have to go back into antiquity. Pre-Jesus at least.
>>542093791It's settled, he's never turned a wrench in his life. Stop talking to this soft handed retard.
>>542067742delcatty is such an ugly pokeyman. Is some tranny obsessed with it?
>>542093969It's the rest of the world you brainlet and we put liters. One liter is closely related to lenght as it's equal to 1 cubic decimetre (dm3). Food is sold in grams. You really should stop eating crayons, they're not good for you.
>>542092273>class II measuring tapepoorfag detected
>>542092750american stemfags don't even use those ridiculous mickey mouse units
>>542094007Lmao, only you make tools in inches. The rest of the world makes them in millimeters. Here take another Lhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_metric_screw_thread
>>542073567Happy birthday anon! Sorry for your loss.
>>542094194>>542094229Try hard Frech Rev slut. How about you get a real national measurement system not cucked by French socialists.
>>542093991>Blessed. I dont understand Stones but its your right to have it.Thanks Yankanon. 14lb to a stone. Natural people or animal carcass unit. Having fat bastard tendencies last time I weighed in at the gym I was 18 st.
>>542094359why are you still using units from an extinct empire that you supposedly fought and broke free of? And as I said previously, even your STEMfags use metric, not imperial. The Apollo 11 Guidance Computer (AGC) used metric internally.
>>542094405I respect the Stone heavily. Just not used to it.>>542094431Shuddup Dacian. Real countries are talikng.
>>542094498You seem to have lost your composure.
>>542066971I couldn't imagine marrying and impregnating a disgusting pajeeta. I used to think some of them were pretty when I was younger but having brown kids..... Yikes.
>>542094431Global homogeneity units are not appealing to us.
>>542094431STEM is bullshitNASA faked the moonlandingand Imperial is superior regardless of where it came from
>>542094621You seem to be getting false flagged by The Ukraine. Ive written a bunch on my metaphysical opinions on measurements in this thread. The thread is about to die, so if youre reasonable, Im sory that I wont be able to debate you. If youre honest, Id like to elaborate. If youve read this far the I want to say that I have no ill will to you or your country.
>>542067060Cool, I remember when this said>Food in China
>>542094823I don't give a shit about the Ukraine-Russia meat grinder. But your metrological arguments ITT are flawed. You can do everything you mentioned ITT in metric too, e.g., use fractions (10 = 2 * 5, so 2x, 5x, and 10x feel natural), or don't (by rounding) and we have the benefit that conversion between units is mentally mathematically simpler than between imperial units. It's easy to relate precise measurements in micrometers and millimeters to meters and kilometers and use these closely related units to understand measurements more intuitively, which is why people here commonly give their height in either cm or m, e.g., 1.80 or 180 (roughly 6'). I saw that machinists in America use thous which work like um and mm so they might as well start using those.
>>542095263>cant into non subjective thoughtHe's lost. Just another Spinozist. Well, off to the negroes with you.
>>542095407Lol, objective thought. Its way too late for me to be posting to make a fuck up like that.
>>542095407>brings up niggers again because he lost
>>542095511Cool VPN btw.
>from niggers he goes straight into schizoposting>anything but admitting he lost
>>5420956004 random counties you'd me. Youre just that anti-English obsessed Fin fag. I called it earilier.
>any second he puts the shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger
>>542095407>>542095491>muh objectiveyou're the one who started talking about feet and fractions. See:>Inches - Hand held objects. Hamme, cup, pencil>Feet - Objects that you interact with using your body. Chair, Table, Door>Yards - Materials. Lumber, rope, cloth. Seems like you don't have a real argument.
>>542095717Cry more. Anyone can see your desperation. English is a superior language. Also, not having the balls to You me? Maximum femininity. Just like the Finns.
>>542092273I'm quite enjoying this exchange
>passive-aggressively he keeps replying to posts not even intended for him>his brains will be on the walls just wait for it
>>542095952Rope. All you have left is green text.
>as his last post ever he should mention niggers just one more time
>>542096079AS he had no arguments or VPNs left, he strung himself up from a 2 yard rope. His very final posts were non (yous) as that was his only relief.
