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Canada is NOT for sale
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>>542069057
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>the faces of Canada
ooof
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>>542069057
>Sells it to China and India
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>>542069057
just giving it away to jeets rather than selling it to us
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>>542069057
He’s supposed to be a massive piece of shit
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>>542069573
A little nutty.
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>>542069057
>Canada is NOT for sale
>give it away to pajeets
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Cocks up!
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>>542069057
Correct. It is given away to jeets for free.
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vitamin-d cures many illnesses
doctors HATE it
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>>542069057
>dr evil
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>>542069057
Oh, now Canadian pride come out? It's not for sale? I guess only to Indians and chinks
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>>542069057
Who wants to buy it? I guess maybe China or India, but they already seem to occupy portions of it.
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Lake America! lol

Not for sale, but you temm kts not in America, mmmm.

People are losing it over this, and I am absolutely loving it. Trump is a MEGA troll, the best MasterBaiter.
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>>542069057
>sells out to Hollywood kikes
>claims to be patriot
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>>542069736
Speaking of, I made this yesterday in commemoration of cocks long gone! lol
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>>542069057
>Canada is NOT for sale

Their PM is literally a globalist central banker. Clearly its already been sold..
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>>542069057
>Canada is NOT for sale
Correct. BC is simply giving it away free to first Nation groups regardless of who lives there.
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>>542069573
Yeah that was my experience too. I saw Mike Myers at a grocery store in North York once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Coffee Crisps in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "sorry" really loudly.
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>>542069057
Canada is an Indian colony. Nobody cares about that shithole.
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>>542070398
All the CEOs of tech companies turning your rural lands into AI Data Centers are all jeets. You have no right to call anywhere a shithole you brainfucked yankee doodle cunt.
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>>542070469
Lol, found the worthless, smelly jeet.
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>>542069057
Canada isn't for sale anymore because the Chinese already bought it
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>>542069057
Force that stupid fag to live here and we'll see if he still thinks that
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>>542070616
I don't know what mystery meat you are, but I can confirm that you are mentally retarded.
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>>542069181
no deal
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Why would Canada being part of the US be better than what we had going on with them pre Trump? They gave the US cheap power, aluminum, some minerals, helped make car parts, etc. They had more ties to their neighboring US states and than each neighboring province economy wise. American businesses owned much of Canada and still do. It’s great to go there where you immediately get a 25-30% discount basically on price tags. The prices weren’t high enough for everything to be a bad deal. You can go there, ignore the US news for the most part, and just relax. They have their own beer, gin, etc brands along with a wider international selection. We had a good thing going on.

A North American union or at least even tighter economic integration seemed inevitable. The US fucked this inevitable process up for zero appreciable gain.
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>>542070469
canada has no culture or history, you're just diet americans that are also worthless parasites. even your accent was stolen from americans
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North American Union, ironically much coveted by globalist before and now, it is their nightmare... incoming. To be finalized within 15-20 years, overall.

All the best things in life are freez and out of Love! :D
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>>542070743
>Why would Canada being part of the US be better than what we had going on with them pre Trump?
Three words: taxes.
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>>542069057
Aren’t there like a couple of entire provinces that belong to one family in all but name?
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>>542069057
I know, kikes already bought it and are filling it with jeets.
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>>542070766
We're worthless parasites yet you can't seem to stop blabbing aboot us, eh?
Kinda pathetic don't you think bud?
Don't worry though, the smarter Americans will right the wrongs your dumb orange monkey caused.
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>>542069192
isnt that the cast from SNL?
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>>542069057
Good thing, because no one would buy if it were.
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>>542070882
lmao it thinks its people
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>>542069057
the usa is however for sale and they already have a buyer
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>>542069192
yea, it is the cast from SNL. mike myers is a traitor.
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>>542070882
completely delusional, you obsessed non country. you're a gas station, nothing more. what kind of failure of a people do you have to be that you cannot develop an economy next the usa. the funniest part about your post is canadians are such passive aggressive pussies is that you would never speak this way to any man directly. you are the descendants of the genetic garbage that couldn't make it in the usa. sad!
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>>542070702
Lol he would not even consider living in canada
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>>542070994
Your picture literally states that Canadians have an average IQ higher than America. Did you even look at what you posted retard?
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>>542071120
>leaf
>azn
lmao
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>>542070882
Lol our news is all about america... there's is very little
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>>542070392
kek
zoomers won't get this
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>>542071143
you are not canadian jeet, you are subhuman scum
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>>542071143
you don't, if you factor in niggers. all you have to do is look at the results and you see canada is nothing but parasites, a glorified gas station masquerading as a country. you have no history, you have no culture, you have no scientific achievements. you're not a real country
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>>542070702
>>542071099
lives in Rosedale neighbourhood in Toronto. also has a place in LA, London, and various other properties around the world
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>>542071064
They can and did develop their economy next to the US. Most Canadians live within 60 miles of the US border. Within 100 miles is 80-90% of their population. Their economy was tightly integrated to neighboring US States. They gave cheaper power, aluminum (because it uses cheap power), oil (which they could only refine and export to the US), other minerals, lumber for housing construction, etc. We gained quite a bit from Canada being in our sphere with none of the negatives of governing the parts of Canada with zero people or economic base.

America doesn’t want to govern Saskatchewan, Nunavut, etc. Quebec has language and laicite (a strict form of separation of church and state). These Quebecois laws would be considered unconstitutional. The US would have to reverse the Quiet Revolution, which would likely spawn a new FLQ, but with real teeth. Not just 100 larpers.
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>>542071238
Haha like carneys family right...lives un usa but has a house in Ottawa. Massive cope he spends majority of his time raping kida in California. Dildos up!
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>>542071064
>you're a gas station, nothing more
And America is a Jewish whorehouse.
Also a lot of Canadian ancestors were British-American colonists who fled when the Revolution happened and America became ruled by Puritan psychopaths in the same vein as Cromwell's England.
>the funniest part about your post is canadians are such passive aggressive pussies is that you would never speak this way to any man directly
I'll still speak to you like this in person, I speak to plenty of rude cunts like this if they act out of line. You're more than welcome to visit but if you come and start spouting insults you will 100% get laid out you rude fuck.
But by all means please write to your local representative and tell them you want our trade cut off. See what happens when it fucks the average person you blabbering moron.
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>>542071296
an economy that relies on natural resources is not a real economy. canada has been unable to diversify their economy which is why it's a failure
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>>542070796
thats a kino fireplace
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>>542071354
tl;dr, you delusional libshit
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>>542071354
LMAO you won't do shit little guy, you'd just take it like the passive bitch you are
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>>542071433
U have no idea how insane a large pct of elbows deep canadians are.
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>>542071296
>America doesn’t want to govern Saskatchewan, Nunavut, etc.
Delusional. No country would turn down free real estate that they can levy land/property taxes on.
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>>542071238
>Mike Myers does not live in Canada; his primary residence is in New York City.
Why lie when it is the easiest possible thing to google?
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>>542071064
USA is run by Israel
USA is owned by Israel
USA pays taxes to Israel
USA feeds Israel's military better than USA's
USA military is now officially owned and run by Israel
USA's corporations are all run by Jewish or Indian CEOs

so, what are you hanging on to?
the USA of yesterday is gone.


Gone.
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>>542071158
It wasn't like this before outside of major events. Unfortunately when Trump can't stop talking about us on the news it kind of skews things.
Also stop watching Global cause they're the worst example.
>>542071227
I'm not Indian, nice try though.
>>542071236
>you don't, if you factor in niggers
Post proof then.
>you have no scientific achievements
>who is Alexander Graham Bell?
>what are the Ernest Rutherford atomic theory experiments?
>what is penicillin?
That's just off the top of my head. Read a book pussynigger. Better yet go touch grass and stop being a whiny bitch obsessed with my country.
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>>542069057
Hes trying to pull a Ye after Ye cucked him during Katrina. Cones off week af. Can't wait for a woke Austin powers. Tell jokes and stfu, dribble the ball stfu.
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>>542071388
Does this matter if it was serving US interests to have them providing these things and we controlled much of their defense policy? We don’t have to govern Canada or deal with the unproductive parts. It’s geography really that cucks them. I saw this as a total win for the US and Canada. Canada doesn’t want to be American. They were happy being our natural resource hat that also had their own cool things going on.

The US has tried multiple times to annex Canada or parts of it. Every time it’s failed. The revolution, 1812, 54-40 or fight (British Columbia), Newfoundland (when they stopped being their own dominion, then became British again, then voted between joining the US then joining Canada. They just don’t want to. Polling shows it’s extremely unpopular.
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Why do we allow them to exist? They’re a much bigger problem than Iran and much closer.
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>>542069057
This faggot's ass sure was for sale in the 90s to kikes.
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>>542071536
Wait u think I watch global? R u fucking retarded. I do not consume msm from either shithole
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>>542070882
This is an American image board leaf. Go obese about us on leafchan.
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>>542071536
Canada is and almost always is the least productive g8 country. Way b4 orange man was a thing. We do not innovate. U dont use canadian social media or search the internet on canadian sites. We have monopolies in most industries
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>>542069057
AYO DAT CRACKA WILDIN
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>>542070827
>>542071461
It cost more to administer rural depopulated land with no economic base because they still need services, healthcare, highways, and other infrastructure/social services. It would cost more money to govern Canada than the US would likely get out of it. It’s not free tax money because it cost money to govern Canada.

This is even reflected in the private sector for how much Canadians pay for phone service like Bell Canada or Rodger’s. If we annexed Canada, our phone bills would go up. Postage would go up. Etc
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>>542069057
They are for invasion, kek
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>>542071009
>mike myers is a traitor.
Why do say that leaf bro?
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>>542069057
Yea it is. The chi coms have bought and paid for the traitor carney! Canada is fucked.
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>>542069483
>just giving it away to jeets rather than selling it
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>>542071433
>I can't read past 2 sentences
Illiterate retard. I've also been on /pol/ far longer than you /r/the_donald refugee cocksmokers.
>>542071441
Keep yapping pussyboy. Your kind will be a dinosaur in America in 20 years because your opinions are retarded and not shared by any American with an IQ above 70.
>>542071491
We have definitely not replaced all the French given how many Francophones I run into. We have the fourth largest number of French speaking people outside of France.
>>542071625
Where do you get your news from then? Please enlighten my retarded worldview!
>>542071708
I never said Canada didn't have serious issues with it's economy and bureaucracy. My entire point is that Americans judging Canada when their country is a fucking mess on the verge of mass civil unrest is fucking comical. We do definitely need massive reforms though and, in a weird way, maybe a full embargo between the US and Canada might get the ball rolling if people's livelihoods start getting worse.
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>>542071732
>It cost more to administer rural depopulated land with no economic base because they still need services, healthcare, highways, and other infrastructure/social services.

Im guessing you are of the opinion that the Indian Wars, Louisiana Purchase, Mexican cession, purchase of Alaska, etc were a giant waste of time and effort as well, right?
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>>542069057
Jeets took my job. I'm gonna shoot up a Tim's on my way home.
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>>542070392
James Ferraro headlined a show at the smell that had like, a fucking incredible long, comtemplative mark mcguire set, a totally cool spencer clarke set, a whole bunch of shit, like people going out and doing their things that were all really popping off at the time, i remember this was riiight around when this mk of the board first launced so whatever year that was, Not Not Fun was just getting big, pocahaunted were one of the other big names playing and they were just playing this horrible like, pinecone tampon womens studies dreadlocked take on the doors, but they seemed sincere enough, not important, anyway

ferraro comes out, plays one (really cool classically ferraro-y) loop, goes "YA-MA-HA" into a little casio mic and loops that for a couple minutes, is offstage after roughly 9 minutes, smirking his ass off and looking for the afterparty
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>>542069057
My kids are restricting my freedom.
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>>542069057
If only you knew how bad things really are.
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>>542071806
I doubt that. He’s a loyal subject of the crown and has been governor of the Bank of Canada back when both currencies were near parity. Then he served as governor of the Bank of England.

Him aligning more trade with China, Europe, etc is a consequence of Americas dumb trade war and threats of annexation. This would’ve never happened if it wasn’t for Trump. In fact, the Conservatives likely would’ve won if Trump didn’t start sperging out.
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>>542069057
MIKE MEYERS IS SERIOUS!
DO YOU SEE THAT SERIOUS FACE?
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
MIKE MEYERS IS NOT LAUGHING!
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT SNL!
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>>542071120
Btfo that mutt. God damn!
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>>542071872
If america offered citizenship to canadian born leafs, along with 1 to 1 for our savings, the country would be decimated. The top 6 no movement places in nhl are the 6 canadian teams, our manlet pm does all his business and family lives in usa, is that bc canada is so awesome. Canadians on average are insufferable plebbitors. Dildos up!
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>>542071981
Kek
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>>542069181
psych we will never not tariff milk!!!!!
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>>542071891
Not exactly because we got the big prizes like California, Texas, the PNW, control of the Mississippi and Missouri rivers for shipping, etc. We got Oil, deep water ports, some natural resources out of it, etc. Minerals and oil from Alaska (but even that comes at immense cost). Canada doesn’t have river trade into the US or other geography that would make this worthwhile. The narrative rural America has about paying for everything is just retarded when it’s just not from a tax/expenses perspective. Rural America provides or used to provide natural resources for industry in metro areas that hold up the rest of the economy.

Canada gives us cheap power, aluminum (using the cheap power), some oil, lumber, etc without any of the expense of actually governing it. It’s a total win to have them providing natural resources for the US. Having them as part of the US doesn’t make it worth while when Canada would pay to build the infrastructure to export goods to America.
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>>542072292
Milk in the US is mainly owned by big businesses while in Canada it’s owned by family owned farms with less than 150 cows. I don’t see it as an issue for Canada to have a carve out to the USMCA that Trump agreed with, to tariff dairy imports over a certain amount (which rarely happens anyway). Canada preferred to subsidize their small dairy producers instead of using tariffs as the main mechanism of protection.
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>>542071531
Canada is run by Israel
Canada is owned by Israel
Canada pays taxes to Israel
Canada feeds Israel's military better than Canada’s
Canada military is laughable
Canada’s corporations are all run by Jewish or Indian CEOs

so, what are you hanging on to?
Canada of yesterday is gone.


Gone.
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>>542072521
It doesn't matter what form of operation harvests the milk it ALL gets sold to big milk for pasteurization and distribution.
I want RAW milk for fuck's sake.
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>>542071779
because he made all his money in america doing american movies for american hollywood. wears a "canada is not for sale" while on an american television.
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>>542069671
>>542069801
Pissrael, rather. Jeets are just what they choose to do with it.
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>>542071779
shills for the 1% elite central bankers
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>>542070151
>not in America
America is half the fucking planet, not your one uneducated mutt country.
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>>542071891
Also there is a meaningful difference in annexing Canada, a country that has a higher share of non-Hispanic white people and 30+ million people with land that doesn’t tie together neatly with US geography than annexing a bunch of areas to tie the core of the US together and develop metro areas on the west coast, Texas, and the Missouri and Mississippi rivers that became productive.

It’s just map painting so Trump can say he was as good as Polk, Jefferson, etc.
It’s about Trump and some Republicans egos and not about what makes rational sense.
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>>542072550
see how that doesn't really work.
you can do better, but more effort is required

3/10
see me after class
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>>542072029
I have dual Canadian-US citizenship and have to file taxes to both the CRA and IRS. I had to close my TFSA and pay taxes on it because the IRS considered it tax evasion. Canada and the US are the same shit for 90% of people.

>same shit job market
>same inflated real estate prices
>same open borders policy (Canada is a little worse)

If the US offered citizenship to Canadian born leafs, the US economy and job market would take a dump too. There would no longer be any point to move there.

>>542071708
This is true. I think it goes back to the worse open borders policy in Canada. Employers don't need to innovate when they can rely on cheap foreign labour to keep their shitty companies afloat.
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>>542072602
is the company you work for fully Canadian?
is the car you drive Canadian?
is your computer?
your ladyboy?
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>>542072672
Latin Americans often try to say that when they come through US Border Patrol and Customs. It usually just pisses off the agents because they’re like “No, you’re a Columbian”.

In English the word American means USA. In Spanish it can mean either just USA or more often both continents and everybody on them. They also consider America to be one continent.

But yeah, most Americans are stupid as hell.
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>>542069057
Its already been bought by chinks and poos
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>>542072922
You think thats canadian air youre breathing?
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>>542072840
That’s a US issue because we’re the only country in the world other than Eritrea that taxes citizens on global income regardless of if they live there. Taxation without representation my ass.

People say, if you don’t like America then leave. But, they leave out having to pay and file US taxes worldwide, declare all foreign bank accounts, not being able to use tax deferred accounts in other countries for their intended purpose, etc. If you decide to revoke they may deny entry to the US assuming you’re intending to illegally migrate back. They may deny future residency visas. They’ll levy an exit tax on all your assets as if you sold them today. This plays in when you’re older and have retirement accounts, property, etc.

So unless you want to cut ties with the USA altogether it makes revoking also challenging.
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>>542069057
>Canada is NOT for sale!
>Unless you're from India or China then it's for sale!
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>>542072029
>>542072602
>>542073093
>>542072922
Yeah most Canadian businessmen were tightly integrated into the US economy because up until recently it made sense with free trade, tax treaties, import/export, etc.

This is disappearing before our eyes. Finding any Canadian business people or politicians who don’t have any US ties is probably impossible.
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>elbows locked to the interrogation chair
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>>542071536
knee pads up!
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>>542071009
Shane mogs the leaf cuck. Thanks for the tax revenue mike
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>>542069192
>the feces of canada
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>>542069057
I have no idea who that is. Some boomer leaf jumped on stage somewhere?
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>>542070392
The only good version of this is when its warrick
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>>542069057
>the face of canada, a hollywood millionaire who lives in the usa
"Mike Myers primarily lives in Colchester, Vermont, USA, where he purchased a lakefront home in 2014. He has also owned several properties in New York City."

Oh fuck my ELBOWS ARE SO UP it hurts lmao
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Trudeau net worth pre pandemic
$10 million

Trudeau net worth post pandemic
$350 million + katy perry

He just happened to heavily invest in nanolipid manufacturing used in gene therapy jabs mandated on Canadians.
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>>542074620
he's just a wise savvy investor, pure coincidence surely
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>>542069057
>angry canadian old man speaks
Honestly he should cast himself as the Canadian villain in the new Autism Powers.
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>>542069057
it is literally Austin Powers against Gold Finger
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>>542074620
Hunter Biden makes 10 million off of Bourisma so therefore letting Trump and family get away with billions of dollars in government linked contracts and government related business is okay (his sons, son-in-law, and others) is okay.
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>>542070882
>yet you can't seem to stop blabbing aboot us, eh?
Stop projecting. Although self awareness requires an IQ above room temperature. No one is talking about Canada nonstop. Not even Canadians LOL
You're a fucking weigh station for pajeets and anybody else trying to establish a new identity before coming into the U.S.
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>>542069057
Yanks not looking to buy, just take it
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>>542076814
Canada has #3 largest known oil reserves - a USA takeover is long overdue.
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>>542069057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbACCGf6q-c
too late
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>>542069057
This was so brave of him, standing up to Blumpf and speaking truth to power. Incredible.
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Because its been sold
What an utterly stupid teeshirt
Unless he was being ironic.
He wasn’t being ironic
He was being shit.
Which will only attract more jeets. There is no upside to this.
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lol
Sale?
You are ours!

HAHAHAHAHA
BIAAAAAAATCH!

We can take your FAGGOT nation in a weekend you WEAK little irrelevant losers!
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>>542069181
>And nothing was accomplished
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>>542072945
Most people anywhere are stupid. But you and I are not. We are smart, we read and post on /pol on 4chan.



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