>hovers over your house at 4am>does nothingWhat's their fucking problem?
>creates boring threads>low quality opening postWhat's your fucking problem?
>>542069395it's stealing your meme folder
>>542069395Interesting, I saw something like this 2006.
>>542069395Literal Freemason shit?
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>>542069395I saw one hovering over my home one night there was a bright flash I felt a tingle in my anus I thought I was gonna die but then there was an intense feeling on my prostate and I suddenly ejaculated and the ship flew off just as soon as it arrived weird shit
Guys! A bullshit 4chan thread just flew over my house!
>>542069395the aliens rape me in my sleep
>>542069395That came to probe Uranus.
>>542069395>needs light in the visual spectrum of humansreally?
>>542069623in germany?
>>542069395They're just borrowing some of your un-used processing powerSweet dreams :-)
>>542069395flexing locational frequency tech for the lulzthey're cool with a special kind of intensity few humans are capable of sharing space withmost people would be full on psychotic in their presence lol
>>542069395I seen a big one late at night before, flying away from my house maybe at like 5000 feet. Clear as day 3 pointed light maybe 300 feet across but an isosceles triangleI think they do psyonic shit because before I saw it I woke up from a lucid dream with demons at my doorIt was strange
>>542069395dont worry they recieved my distress signal they will be back and bring backup
