>Call customer service>Jeet answers>Hang up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQckN9jhJw0
>>542072576>Walk into restaurant >Workers are all brown>Walk out
>>542072667So you just make all your food at home?
>>542072576Most customer service I've had were women with cute voices, guess I'm just lucky.
>>542072576When an Indian trucker comes into work and asks for directions, I pretend like I can't understand his stupid accent (I already can't) and tank his izzat
>>542072698NTA but yeah pretty much
>>542072698Absolutely. With 1 rare exception.
Now your issue is not resolved and you clear the line for customers that actually need itBharat 1Timmy -9999
>>542072576wait until chyna has call centers.........
>>542072576retarded tactic. the jeet customer service reps are the perfect combination. motivated to do their job but too retarded to do anything but ready from the script. its very easy to get customer retention discounts and perks out of them. i routinely do this to Intuit for my small business software
>>542072576Thats the goal, you calling customer service is a problem
>>542072576You’re a communist
>>542072934>Trust jeets to resolve your issue>Implying it will get resolved by themYou call again until you get put through to the call center in the Philippines or Mexico/Latin America and they are much more helpful and nicer.
>>542072576>get no servicenow what gigachad?
>>542072727So you're deliberately fucking up a dude who's trying to work for a living?
>>542072698pretty much have to now.
>>542072576MADARCHOD BHOSDIKE RANDI
>>542073047there is never an issue. i call every 6 months and bitch until they send me to account retention department. then, i tell them what they want to hear so they refer to their script. this is almost like prompting an AI. then, they give me a 3-5 month 50% discount to get me to fuck off. i repeat this twice per year. you can do this to other companies like your ISP too
>>542073106Sorry not sorry I did that to you Manpreet, but I hope you all get deported
>>542072698mom puts the tendies into the oven when I tell her to get off her lazy ass to cook and then magically 12 minutes later I have hot tendies
