As for me I grow some of the world's most poisonous plants in a deadly plant conservatory.>the sea onion's cardiac glycosides are 60x or more potent than foxglove or aconite
One drop of sap on your skin and you're a total goner.
>>542076213Might I... have a closer look?
I like potatoes. Growing them, cloning them, tissue culturing them, slowing their metabolism to a crawl for long term storage. Pretty much anything having to do with potatoes im into
>>542076385I don't have a pic of my collection. It wouldn't be good to post it.>>542076466Love those buggers but if you put them into your garden you will have them forever.
Does Masrabation count?
I have an interest in plants from New Caledonia and the KwaZulu Natal.
>>542076678Why. What's so special?
>>542076173ShootingHikingClimbingCampingModel makingDivingArcheryArchivingMusicMetalworkingAutomotiveWoodworkingArtCooking3D PrintingComputersRadiosFucking rocketryIdk man I think it would be easier to make a list of hobbies that are NOT /pol/ approved. Of course these days I wouldn't blame you for not knowing as any fun threads are immediately sent to /bant/.>>542076629That's one of the few not approved hobbies although we all stay proficient.
>>542077029Super isolated places. New Caledonia split off Gondwanaland early so they say, anyway it preserves many super ancient life forms which evolved in bizarre ways. Same with KwaZulu Natal, it's beyond the great rift and up some giant cut off crack in the earth, super isolated since ancient times. It's where a lot of those types of jade plants and things come from.
>>542076173Old computer stuff.
>>542076629no. The litmus test, is can you preface your hobby with >'the jew fears the...' And the jew does not fear the prolific coomer
>>542076173>Vegetable gardening>Reading religious texts>ROMs/emulators>Firearms basics and handling>Animal pelt cleaning and preservation>Bone cleaning, whitening, and displays >Flip/dumb phone modification >Tobacco cultivation>Weightlifting and calisthenics >Nofap>Auto maintenance>Chicken/pheasant/poultry husbandry >Woodworking, carving, and carpentryAll you need
>>542076173my hobbies are sleeping with women i grabbed on dating apps.
>>542077251Nice. Do you use a memeflag because you're Russian? Why?
>>542077418>>Tobacco cultivationI do this too. In my climate I can just chop down mature plants at the base, and new plants will form. Tobacco is perennial here and I can crop 6x a year, never need to plant even. My "rootstock" is pure virginia "light nicotine" tabac I grew from seed.
>>5420774894chan is not avalible here...
>>542076173Keeping track of construction & infrastructure improvements around the area - new buildings, they're rebuilding a bridge, they're adding a lane, etcPersonal finance
>no. The litmus test, is can you preface your hobby with>>'the jew fears the...' >And the jew does not fear the prolific coomerThe Jew fears the poison plant enjoyer.
>>542077575The Russian furry does it.
>>542076173You ever eat these ones buddy? No? Well ya should. They will grow you a new reality. Ill tell ya that.
>>542077054Just trying to correct summer fags and my kids that consumption is not a hobby. One of the best parts about having kids is getting to be into a bunch of hobbies and having them run with it. Making enough money that any hobby level expenditure isn’t an issue, and flashing a vintage liveleak to show what happens when you fuck around with safety.
>>542076173Preparing for eternal life following a short dirt nap.
>>542077152wow. super interesting actually, I think I'll have to look into that. I literally think transoceanic sailing doomed us. various isolated ecosystems all doing their thing comfortably, evolving over millions of years, and then some assholes come along with their fancy "sail ships" and their "trading" and essentially contaminate everything. See the Columbian exchange for example. It messed everything up, thru it all out of balance but it takes hundreds of thousands of years for these kinds of things to play out.basically...it's been over for a couple thousands years.
>>542076173>I grow some of the world's most poisonous plants in a deadly plant conservatoryOkay calm down poison ivy
>>542077678What's that, jimson weed?
>>542077893*hundreds or thousandsnot hundreds of thousands. yes I'm a phone fag
>>542077869What do you think about people who use faith in obtaining money?
>>542078170You mean hypocrites.They will be called on their bullshit on Judgment Day.Until then, they'd better live it up. The fading memories of good times will be all they have to comfort them in the eternal fires of hell.
Live not for this life but live for the afterlife which is eternal.lol... that's just a long way of saying "bend over so I can fuck you up the ass"
>>542078325>eternal fires of hell.just stfu. go somewhere else with that garbage
>>542078328And that's a long way to say,>I'm proud take it up the ass because there is no God!>>542078379Go suck some more cock with your asshole you rude faggot.
>>542078464>rude faggotum excuse dickhead?who's the one who said "your moral failings will send you to a place of eternal pain and torment for all eternity because you did not follow the guidelines of my religion" ?dat is literally peak asshole and I'm not taking it back. ever.
>>542077893>transoceanic sailing doomed usThat and airplanes. In the age of sail there was more risk too, steam ships made travel much safer and more reliable.Agreed though. Would be good if there was still some frontier.
>>542077975I am immune to poison ivy, about 1/20th of the population is.
AlcoholismVideo gamesFap
>>542077678No. My morning glories are more than enough.
>>542079259> Video gamesdegenerate manchildunless we're talking about abandonwarethen it's based
>>542079259You should probably leave the thread anon, you don't really fit in here. try /b/nothing personal kid, your just...well .. gross
>>542076173I bet I’d be fine if I licked it. I’m kind of the main character in this here series.
I make chainmail, just entered a competition but I think I'm only up against one guy
>>542076173>poisonous plantsYour average reefkeeper probably has shit that's 1000x more toxic and doesn't brag about it because they don't know or care.
>>542077418I found an abalone shell encrusted with barnacles and cleaned it up completely by soaking it in bleach the other day. It was very soothing
>>542076173Do you know of any plants that could kill me quickly and painlessly?
>>542079613Pure opium/heroin will kill you with no pain
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>>542079509I will defeat you. You don’t know the first thing about chainmail and you should give up now. Right now I’m banging your mom with a chainmail condom and the links are perfectly repelling and neutralizing my seed to prevent the unfortunate circumstance where you become a brother.
>>542079613pot
>>542076615>>542076213so... what's the deal. care to explain?
>>542079667kek you'd chafe to shit
>>542079705I just think these types of plants are neat. I also grow a type of tall grass that slices you to ribbons, just for decoration.
>>542079442>vidya James?!>round here on /pol/ we want our boys fapping to tranny porn 24/7>your childish hobby distracts you from tranny porn>it distracts you from real things that matter, like tranny porn>you need to watch more tranny porn>I am organic and real
>>542077678Didnt you use this thing to dilate your iris back then ?
>>542076173diy ballistic armor and, erm... fireworks
I like triggering libtards and paying a lot for gas.
>>542076173>world's most poisonous plantsSo you're growing hops?
>>542079765what's the 50/50. "easily detectable"? have you messed around with scopalamine trumpets
>>542076173running a small scale farm for sacrificing animals to appease my tulpa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowiea>>542080052One or two dust-sized seeds in a drink and you're off on a journey.I have them growing all over the yard, they are invasive here. Gotta be careful pulling the vines w/o gloves too.
>>542076629Spelling does.
>>542080051they are a delierant and a hypnogogue
>>542079663I get 20 or 30 of these every year in the back yard, keep meaning to try out the tea extract, I picked them but they rotted on me before I got around to it
>>542076173>>542077054We really need /pol/ meetup threads to do hobbies like this together, but they always get moved to /soc/ and die
>>542080052I have those in the garden Hallucinogen that can kill you
>>542076213>One drop of sap on your skin and you're a total goner.One drop of sap on intact skin will not kill you. The fresh bulb juice is a known skin irritant and can produce contact dermatitis or blistering. Systemic absorption of these glycosides through intact skin is poor; documented human poisonings (including fatalities) have come from ingestion of bulbs, not dermal contact.The plant is genuinely toxic if eaten in quantity—gastrointestinal irritation, hyperkalemia, and digitalis-like arrhythmias—and the red form was historically used as a rodenticide because rats do not vomit the scilliroside. Handle the fresh bulb with gloves if you ever encounter it, but the “one drop = death” statement is folklore-level exaggeration.
>>542080099>you're off on a journey.scopalamine? or your s.oy shitI ask because Epstein supposedly had some on his island and one of the girls reported being drugged by it. and Vice refused to even try it or get near it when they did a special on it in central america.I know>daturais a bad/weird trip that few people enjoy. but I'm wondering about the zombie/abuse aspect.
>>542080287>One drop of sap on intact skin will not kill you.Even aconite will. This is 60x stronger. Nicotine can be concentrated and emulsifed in oil in which instance it can be taken into the skin and it'll kill you, a drop of pure nicotine the size of a printed period on a page will easy. Bowiea is dozens of times stronger.
>>542080299unrelated: Hamilton Morris got high on Xenon. that sounds like the weirdest shit ever. it's a noble inert gas and is a single molecule not a compound so wtf is it doing to you that it gets you high?but it gets you so high this crazy lady brought her little kids to do it and both of the very addicted Russians running the clinic died doing it after filming.and it's in the air naturally so you just need a big ass compressor or something. he said "treatment" is expensive but never says how much.
>>542080142What did you just call me?
>>542080287the Wikipedia describes using it as rodenticide. I knew he was exaggerating/(B.S.ing)
>>542076173>>542076213I don't want to do any enhanced IRL trolling because I am good citizen. Can you list some of the plants that you grow and the manner in which they cause poisoning so that I don't do it by accident?
>>542080451You're looking up the other sea onion, not Bowiea.
>>542076629Masturbation is only /pol/ approved if you do it to pictures of Hitler
>>542080419>it's a noble inert gas and is a single molecule not a compound so wtf is it doing to you that it gets you high?Probably is exactly the same as nitrous oxide I'm guessing.
>>542080280alright we're talking about three things here now.OP has a green onion S.oy plant.picrel is the lily of the valley.and Epstein had scopalamine trumpets.I assume you're referring to the trumpets but I don't know anything about either three.I've heard datura type plants are a bad trip. and Epstein seems the type to poison rather than experiment. so what was he doing and what does it doI would want to know for myself but then it would probably be so horrible I would regret it and either way wouldn't use it on someone else. but am curious wtf he was doing.
>>542080057negotiate with your tulpa and stop doing that.
>>542080419whoops.Hamilton Morris Xenon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdYWJdFoGsw
>>542076173gooning
>>542080505>African plantis this the kind of shit you'd see on House, M.D. or true crime show? or I guess NOT see?so exotic unusual and rare that it wouldnt be noticed or considered or tested for
>>542080560he mentions that at the beginning and compares it I think. then does some from a condom for some reason
>>542076173I just photograph butterflies.Sorry, my stuff is all on my archive server right now. I posted a bunch on /hr/ but whatever archive handles /hr/ purged everything. What's the point of an archive that purges old material?
>>542080470there was once a time that reddit had useful information and normal communities and one of them was for plants like this. r/druggardeningI just checked and they deleted it like I expected.that is so fucking gay. we need(ed) a digital Ben Franklin (ten years ago)
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>>542077575I mean, if you're VPNing out, you'd just get the flag of wherever your VPN is located. Not like anyone will know.Anyway, if you get conscripted, shoot as many of the Akhmat barrier troops as you can before you get droned to death. If not, do the world a favor and shoot Putin. Good luck.
>>542076173>/pol/ approved>growing dangerous lethal poisons whose sole purpose is to kill living beingsFuck off kike incredible how your kind can twist something as harmless and positive as gardening into sick demented shit.
>>542080560apparently xenon helps acclimatize to high altitude too. you do that at home before you go. they're complaining that you don't spend as much money by spending time in nepal which pisses them off.but by not being there they are leaving 75% less waste.
>>542077893>I literally think transoceanic sailing doomed us.Read "Last Chance To See" by Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine some time. There's a great quote in there, something about how when you talk to environmental biologists you tend to hear the words "endemic" and "exotic" a lot, and they're usually combined with the word "disaster".
>>542076173>What are some /pol/ approved hobbies?shoplifting from big box store. fuck the globohomo! fight the whatever blackrock or something!
>>542081063Oh, try to find a first edition of it. It has a great joke that was removed from later editions due to lawsuit threats (somewhat justifiable, but I think the guy could have just laughed it off and taken it as artistic license).
>>542077054
>>542080560yeah they're comparing it to nitrous oxide and ketamine as an anesthetic. it affects the EPO hormone pathway associated with low oxygen. synthetic EPO is used by athletes to increase red blood count to improve performance.they give you oxygen as you take it so it isn't low oxygen. but I guess it triggers that response?
>>542077251Чeй кpым?
>>542081067Free Luigi! (with purchase of overnight babysitting service from Lindsay Clancy).
>>542081180I don't know what any of this means. I just smoke meth, play slots at casinos, and steal shit from home depot and walmart and booze from cvs.
>>542081113care to share
>>542081174what does the poster at the top say? recognize it?
>>542081236which rez. what tribe
>>542081441Eбaлo зaвaли, пeндocня.
>>542078026horse chestnut. is it very poisonous
>>542081470Kawasaki. Fuck if I know. Casinos are popping up like mushrooms after a rain all over along hwy 99 in California.
>>542081425They were interviewing an Australian researcher who had developed antidotes for most of the venomous snakes that are constantly decimating the Australian population. The visit was written down in detail in one of the chapters of the book. At the end of the conversation, they added a joke that they didn't actually ask him -- "Is there any venomous creature of which you are particularly fond?" and claimed he answered "There was, but she left me." (mic drop)Anyway, apparently he got quite annoyed about it and forced them to remove it from subsequent editions of the book.
>>542080419>it's a noble inert gas and is a single molecule not a compound so wtf is it doing to you that it gets you high?It's not even a molecule, it's a singe ATOM.
One hobby I came up with recently is rewriting the flavor text of old Yugioh cards. I go for a pulp aesthetic with some body-horror stuff on top. I have always enjoyed discovering words I never knew existed. There is a guy in my neighborhood who prints all kinds of custom stuff and I might ask him to print out some of my fake cards. I also feed stray cats but that does not really count as a hobby I suppose
>>542080572Scop basically wipes out your inhibitions against talking. It's sometimes used as an interrogation drug. Puts you out of your mind and makes you just answer whatever questions you're asked.It doesn't necessarily work perfectly or even well, but that was its reputation for many decades.So, Epstein may have been drugging people with it to get them to talk more about whatever secrets they had.It's also used to prevent motion sickness, such as when out on a boat in the ocean. IIRC it used to be available OTC in Canada. No idea if they still sell it.
>>542081970>I also feed stray cats but that does not really count as a hobby I supposeIt can, it depends on what you're feeding them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY
making art and exercising
>>542081483that's a lot more letters
>>542076173Painting
>>542083857It says "нe бoлтaй", which means "eбaлo зaвaли, пoлyдypoк", dimwit.
>>542081530you are spiritually injun. each one of those activities are red man
>>542083914And then, copernicus?
>>542076173> As for me I grow some of the world's most poisonous plants in a deadly plant conservatoryBut why?
>>542081441>>542081483found it!http://www.neboltai.org/index.cfm?pg=5&pgtitle=About"Don't chatter!"Soviet bullshit. Uhoh Tucker Bros. he and his dad are communist! oh nooooo
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>>542076173Hobbies are literally for cucks. Do your job or shut the fuck up about it. Your only real hobby should be sleeping when you aren't making money or cleaning yourself off.
I write Orange Is The New Black fanfiction.
>>542076173Fox.
>>542079221My dad is. He said in high school he'd cover his football jersey and skin in poison ivy oil. By the end, multiple people even on his team were obsessively itching.
>>542076173>What are some /pol/ approved hobbies?Shitposting on 4chan
>>542076173I started growing my own weed recently. I've had gardens before, but this is the first time I've been truly breath taken by the beauty of God's creation.
I'm trying to write a book like oprah winfried but am not going to use a man's name and it will be an ai woman author and written by ai and I will get all the monies. I think this is the way. I think I'll call it April Jane and her adventures with the kentuckian ruffians. Coming soon.
>>542085765good job anon ! i hope you can harverst sweet cocos =) i've been cultivating 10 years by now, careful about the niggers and the fucking ugly cops
>>542076173I like drawing.Sometimes pencils other times pastel.Watercolors are great, but I don't have the patience for them.Oil paint is also great, but I can't afford it.I try to portrait the natural world (landscapes) but I've tried to depict animals (cats, dogs) as well. Drawing humans take a whole separate set of skills and respect to those who know how to do it!I mostly do it for my own enjoyment and expect zero praise or recognition. Plein air is amazing and anyone can do it if you have a pencil, clipboard, and some printer paper. A moderate amount of alcohol helps set the mood if you are so inclined.And before anyone calls me a faggot, a gentle reminder that Hitler painted too...
>>542079663>>542080221stay away from it, you could just oversdose in one day its highly adictive
>>542080287Don't post llmslop
>>542086126>attacks the messenger>and not the messagePredictable.
>>542086177I can prompt an LLM to disagree with yours, would that make you happy?
>>542076173https://www.bbc.co.uk/travel/article/20220804-the-uks-deadliest-garden
>>542080280It's a deliriant. Big distinction.
>>542080287Niggers really out here brazenly dropping obvious chat gpt shit. Fucking kys you gay faggot ass nigger retard. Nigger
>>542086222>he wants to win an online argument where no score is kept>instead of exposing the truthWow, what a faggot!
>>542086268>poison garden>not mentioning hemlock water dropwort ngmi
>>542080973That is actually cool
>>542076173have you not been tempted yet to overodse on these plants?
>>542077054you sound boring.
>>542076173cool show us the rest of em anon. I love plants. Poisons grow wild everywhere here. You would have a field day in Australia.
>>542079221you probably got roman dna, they used to whip their legs with poison ivy to stay warm without pants on apparently.
>>542079509cool anon. I want to join that HEMA crap and see if an unskilled bogan can take down a sea of nerds in armor. Good on you for being a part of a dying craft anon. I think you are doing important work.
>>542076173>/pol/ approved hobbiesHentai (which is not controled by jews so its based), femboys (not trans=jewish and its peak right wing culture), anime (which is from ethnonationalist japan so its based and my dick says yes), videogames (which is productive and based), discord (to communicate with friends)
All my enemies are botanists
>>542076213Yet you have failed to use this knowledge and access to kill any kikes. Think about your priorities.
>>542089818"roman dna" what a retarded mythromans were more erev rav than modern muts.
>>542090283EDIT typo: they aren't trans. trans is jewish
>>542090338>t. mystery meat from the levant
never streSS
>>542086723The point is LLMslop is not a reliable source of truth. It would have been more informative if you just wrote something like "I think that's BS", because that at least contains some information, but the thing you posted contains zero information. But of course an animeposting goycattle wont get that
>>542079509>hey siri chatgpt me up a chainmail
>>542082083I call ICE on any type of shitskins when I'm on the US. Feels good. I also feed stray cats both sides of the border. Love them kitties.
foxglove is poison? That shit grows all around my house lmao
>>542084060All of my enemies are botanists...
>>542077054Don’t forget reefkeeping, the true White man’s hobby
>>542090438>mystery eat>says the actual goyfathom the irony...
>>542080108typing one handed
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