Will humans be around in 80 million years?
>>542076989Yeah thats a lie
>>542076989Not white humans, I can guarantee that.
>>542076989maybe 80 years
>>542076989Tranquilizers.
>>542076989They both taste like chicken.
>>542076989Probably not, we will have evolved or engineered ourselves into something else by then.
>>542076989Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
No jerking off to this tranny bhais, stay strong.ave christus rex
3 million years ago the Alligators may have evolved into a human like form but they got in a war 2 million years ago and started over. Apes are like our Alligators, millions of years from now bird people will go "These Apes have been here for 4 million years, why didn't they evolve?"
>>542077243it's probably just too cold in that room for him to move much actually
>>542076989I look like this and have this done to me.
>>542076989this crocochad had more contact with a woman than most of you incels
>>542076989You just know
>>542077287Best passphrase ever
>>542076989We'll be like the few remaining saurians that were around when humanity began to evolve properly, coming out of caves and the deserts to give the primitives fire and farming technology, before vanishing and being worshipped as mysterious Gods.
>>542077336Bird people taste like chicken wings.
>>542076989>Will humans be around in 80 million years?Kind of
>>542077275kek
>>542077577There would be an aftertaste when you burp but you can't quite pin it down.
>>542076989What does that gator have that I don't?
>>542077277this. Consider that humans as a species have only been around for about 300,000 years, whatever our ancestors will be (if any) in 80 million will be something else entirely. For reference, the first primates showed up less than 80 million years ago.
>>542076989That gator got touched by a woman and you never have. How does that make you feel?
>>542078253Gator flavor.
>>542077243captive raised alligators can be really tame. I had one that grew to 5 1/2 feet long before he got too big. I gave it to a rehabber and he took it and released it in florida. I like to think that he is in some swamp chilling right now.it didn't even have a tank. it just wandered around my house wherever it wanted to go. it had a heated box to go into to get warm and sleep. I hand fed it since it was a baby. every day I would fill the bathtub with warm water, and he would climb in and sit in it and go to the bathroom. it never tried to bite any of us. I had a cat and it never bothered it at all. the cat just stayed away from it.it did whip me a few times with its tail and that hurt.I miss him. he was awesome.
Crocos are like 200 million years old not 80
>>542076989He's cute
>>542077311Crocodiles disprove cuckstianity.
>>542076989Built for big crocodile cock
>>542076989Humans won’t be around in a thousand years. Mogged by fucking ants.
>>542078728Older than Saturn's rings
>>542078713very creative writingtoo bad you lyingu burn in hell w/ ur ded alligator real soon
>>542078965y u gotta be such a faggot??
>>542076989Built for big Brackish-water crocodilian
>>542076989Excuse me but according to the jews the world is only 6000 (thousand) years old
>>542078343Hungry
>>542076989That's a good way to get salmonella.
>>542076989Alter her position around the reptile and that thing will be chewing her apart and swallowing in chunks
>>542076989I would be surprised if humans are still around after 10,000 years
an AI alien intelligence has already landed and will wipe us out in 10 years, so no, we wont be around in 80 million years, the sun will have changed quite a bit by then anyway, so earth may not even be habitable
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>>542076989Dont worryIts not a gore video
>>542076989>Thinking in millions of years>millionsBet for another millennia, maybe
They arent the same species as the ones 80 mya
>>542076989more like 280 million years. Crocs been around (in similar shape) when dinosaurs weren't even there (at least those which looks like wht people imagine when thinking of dinosaurs)
>>542076989We might not even be around in 100 years
>>542076989I mean if that is the pitch for what creatures to respect sponges go back like 800 million years. Yet the Romans used them to wipe their shitted up asses with and today they at best are used in showers to wash soaped up asses. Besides SpongeBob’s popularity these things really got a raw deal in our collective psyche.
>>542078713ancient Egyptian animal training technique, feed them and help them with basic hygiene. works all the time.
>>542076989There were people born just after the American civil war where people still moved around on horseback and sail ships with cannons that lived just long enough to see the atom bomb and the first man on the moon. I was born in 1988 near the peak of the Western World and I'm going to live to watch it all die and turn back into nature with brown humanoids swinging from branches in a similar time span.
