https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16108777/crocodile-maul-papua-new-guinea.html
Papua new guinea? Who would ever go there
>>542079430Yeah, the best time to play with crocodiles is never.
>fuck around with wild animals>find outoh well
>>542079430Do you guys not have shovels?
>>542079430>Papua New GuineaAm I supposed to care about brown subhumans?
>>542079527kek I love this gif, but also>>542079430When can we relegate non-conservationist, entertainment zoos to the "fuck that was dumb" pile of history, because (among the humanitarian reasons):>>542079495This.
>>542079527 Doesn't it make you feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that opposable thumbs and walking upright and Being intelligent enough to pick up a stick and whack other animals with it leads to this kind of evolutionary advantage?They are just...bamboozled by the evolutionary advantage. They can't comprehend it.
wheres the vidnormally I wouldnt watch but this is a live by the sword moment
Uncensored video link? It's not on Kaotic.
>>542079602they comprehend it completely, they just lack the ability to resist meaningfully.
alll the pictures are censored. Must be using Grok to make them.
>>542079430>Nigger Don't care. Of course his last words were "I dindu nuffin."
>>542079527Works until it doesn't.
>>542079430HOLY FUCK ITS REALLL???CHINESE??https://www.youtube.com/shorts/txiRTlZAiOc
>>542079696I think if they comprehended it meaningfully they'd whip around and chomp his shit. Which, I would also put forth, would resist it meaningfully. Not saying Mr. Shovel couldn't take at least one of them with the shovel, but 3+ gang up on him and he's dinner.
>>542079527Fuck man I want to sign up for this job and bash those big fucking lizards too.
>>542079527Does this technique work with Pitbulls?
>>542079830Yes, extremely effective.
>>542079830I once used a Raleigh mountain bike. It sufficed.
>>542079527The *BONK* never gets old kek
The crowd watched a premium show
>>542079430If you ain't got it, you ain't got it.
>>542079906raleigh is the brand the semi poors whose parents couldnt afford a decent Trek™ or Rocky Mountain®got their kids. riding a raleigh meant your parents are cheap or kinda poor
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>>542079830It does.
>>542080168I was an emanicapted foster-care minor, and hence yes, rather poor. But it was actually some other kid's bike, when I was 18, and I was at a bus stop and he arrived on his bike, chased by a pitbull, and got off to fend the dog off with the bike. I ran across the street to let him get away, and assumed his position behind the bike to at least ensure his escape. The owner came soon after, but not before a good couple shield-bashes were required to keep Mr. Perez on the other side of the bike frame.>>542080209Yeah sadly. If you can't make the shot that just takes the tail... And even if... RIP to a real one.
This happens hundreds of times a day in chingchong.
ebin :DDD
>>542079430bruh I'm basically drunk, I can't think about this horror right now
>>542079430Swamp puppers wouldn't do that
>>542080402>omnomnom
>>542079696Their brains are waaaay simpler than you give them credit for. People underestimate the range of emotions animals can feel, but crocs are closer to fish than mammals in terms of the react to stimulus or ponder scale.
>>542080463Rest easy, mi amici. Look here instead :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdFqlVcpMIA&list=PLQiKomp8dHCZDbAA6_AURZ-w1GuvsuYik
>>542080463I envy you. I wish I could get drunk.
>>542080534yes, a 400 kg croc has about a 10 to 20 g size brain, but they can learn a lot of things.
>>542079696 Yeah I don't think so, if they could comprehend it then they would jump around and bite the guy as others have mentioned. The fact that the stick is completely unknown and baffling and is the same every single time it appears tells you what they're dealing with.There's nothing wrong with crocodiles they've been around for longer than human beings come but they have a hard limit to their evolutionary potential.
>>542080631But do they know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch™?
>>542080295Sauce? That looks like my mall...
>>542079767https://youtube.com/shorts/m-g-eza7NMQ?si=EuS2EPUz2BGz2Mailmao this dude is absolutely retarded
>>542080631They don't have the right pathways to give rise to enough abstract thought to interpret it beyond a certain level. Encephalization ratio is a better indicator than brain mass to what an animal is capable of.
>>542080708Crocs can see taste I'm afraid
>>542079430You have to be retarded to trust reptiles. Cold blood fucks. It's like trusting snakes.
>>542079430Fucking stupid article.>yeah, saw a guy get munched. Looked like it was hurting him.
>>542079701 kike
>>542081114So I think we're all gonna be alright.
>>542079527Shovels are the apex predators of crocodiles.
>>542080708damn I'm really craving some Cinnamon Toast Crunch now.Can someone make an AI webm of some scrumptious sexy cinnamon toast crunch women or something
>>542080708God damn do I love this goyslop
>>542081169It's not about trusting them, they generally have predictable behaviour based on instincts.
>>542079527I like the two or three that try to put up a fight, but can't handle the most dainty little bop from the shovel.>Nawww man, it's cozy up here in the sun>FFUUUCKK, don't hit me>Aight, fine
>>542081426What's worse is they sell it in $8 goybags that are like 3 or 4x the brand name value, and unlike Coca Cola, etc. it tastes like The Real Thing™ and so you need true self control not to.Plain oatmeal, frozen berries, cinnamon, and as little sugar as you can do. Most of the Slop taste, slightly more effort, medium amount better for your health. Step by step, we do what we can to improve.
>>542079527Fucking stupid lizard cunts, I'd hit them way harder than that.
>>542079767>>542080891LMAO Channel description made me lose it
>>542079696Nah man if they fully comprehended it they'd bolt to get within reach of his legs instead of bolting for the water. If they get close enough he loses all the advantage the reach of the shovel gives him.
>>542081452Why do mutts frame everything through niggerbabble?
>>542081670That's their culture
>>542081543You wouldn't do shit, bitch! You'd piss your pants if you saw a croc in the wild. Shit your pants if he was there with my 10 sunbathing buddies
>>542080168>muh branz mup de doThey all come from the same chink mega factory anon. Hell, half the chink brand bikes flooding in nowadays are just rebranded ralleighs, treks, konas, and rocky mountians with different paint jobs and stickers
>>542079527ISAIDGETINTHEFUCKINGPOOLRIGHTNOW
>>542081711>t. pants shitter
>>542081711>Produces a spade in your path
>>542079527https://youtu.be/my3auqg5rgg
>>542079602>evolutionary advantageAtheist jibba jabba
>>542081764Like shit, how do you think chink brands were making alnost perfect 1:1 replicas of western corporations cars? >chinks get sent bluprints and CAD files and engineering docs to make most car parts>the stuff that isn't outsourced to them they just buy a bunch of western cars and copy them>then chinese factories pump them out in the millions like prada bags and other consumer slop
>>542079527Those are alligators not crocs. Good luck bonking a croc on the head and it giving a shit.
>>542081868>thats nonsense>the jewish god made them like that 7000 years ago
>>542079830No, you either bludgeon them to death the first time or you don't bother. Unlike the noble alligator, pitbulls are bred to be nigger dogs and are not capable of learning basic survival lessons.
>>542081868>t. mexcrement voodoo kike worshipper
>>542079763He'd die doin what he loved, bonkin croc snouts
>>542079527donkey kong country
>>542079527this is basically my answer >>542081895
>>542079430>>542079767>terrified bystander filming the incident
>>542080534To be fair they know that the guy scooting around with the shovel is gonna bop them if they don't get in the pond
Many get lulled into a sense of security with wild animals they come into contact with. One day you're running around boking them with shovels then suddenly you're getting death rolled despite everything being normal up until that point. It's only takes one second for that predatory nature to lash out and end your life. An animal with sufficient destructive potential should never be directly interacted with.
>>542081895croc heads are even more fragile, you'd be lucky if you don't accidentally break their snout or split their skull with one whack (and they know it too)
You know, I have this completely irrational fear that, despite living in Britain, I'm going to be killed by a crocodile one day. I literally don't know what to do about it.
>>542079767>>542079430>The plan is to throw a little string around him and let him float there. Rescue? There's not time for that. Let him rest. No, we don't have weapons or safety equipment on-site. Too much effort.
>>542079430>I haven't done anything wrong...Aren't these the same words of every fagtroon in the west exclaims before the shitskins they love so much eat them?
>>542080306I've seen this with sound so many times that I mentally hear the cartoon sound edit.
>>542080168You failed as a human If you make such a big deal out of bycicle brands.Like the modern media totally brainwashed you and you are just a low iq goblin now.
>>542079430lmao nigger!
Why would you make the thing trying to kill your stronger
>>542083273I don't think they could pull him out because he was still in the croc's jaws
>>542079430>I haven't done anything wrongBoomer's last words.
>>542083673That is true but I'm thinking since it says they waited over an hour before killing it, his chance of survival after over an hour decreased heavily. Did he bleed out in the water and die later at the hospital?
>>542081651Bolting for the water is them getting an advantage
>>542079527no wonder they're getting mauled
