In gallery, anon was standing behind the girls, both hands in pockets doing unspeakable things.Suddenly the girls heard the noise you are making, turned around and caught you red handed. They asked you to sit right there and explain to them what you were doing.What do?
>>542085280blast it with piss
sling the right one over my shoulder like a sack of taters and go home
Detonate my suicide vest to kill kuffar and go to Jannah
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>>542085280>*loudly yet gently sharts*
>>>/b/catalog
>>542085280Shoot them and myself immediately to preserve my izzat
>>542085280I take my fidget spinner out of each pocket and then I explain to the fine young girls that the red one is my favourite because it reminds me of my racecar bed
>>542085280do a 180 and walk away
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>>542085280Those hands look quite manly
wtf
>>542085280I'd say sorry I was jacking off to the cutie on the right, ugly roastie on the left, you may go
>>542085280Fear courses through my veins at being caught out, yet curious does nothing but grab at me; why would these pair of Vixens be intrigued by my actions? Are they not fearful? Is this like the record store scene from A Clockwork Orange? If only I had a popsicle to use as a euphemism…
>>542085458In a just world, this video would've gone viral like that 'what color is this dress' thing or ice bucket challenge and millions would understand the migrant menace a bit more.
