PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Calls International Space Station, Houston, TX 8/28/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBn5dWyZKY>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7Ep94Mq1A>Pres Trump South Carolina Rally, Myrtle Beach, SC 8/21/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndUFOOfRfY>Pres Trump on the Spirit of Innovation, Washington, DC 8/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbFxr3HbHI>Pres Trump New York Rally, Garden City, NY 8/14/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGrk3Bw_P0>Pres Trump Roundtable on American Mining, Washington, DC 8/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6VgPfBK8gQ>Pres Trump Hosts Team USA, Washington, DC 8/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBm1NW-lSc>Pres Trump Remarks on Trump Accounts, Las Vegas, NV 8/5/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgwrHbUKnA>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtctNOj2gz4>Pres Trump Hosts a Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 7/31/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vuYip9SWo>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://pastebin.com/xP3rW4L8prev >>542079809
MAGA and good evening, frens!
Trump is prolapsing the irannie's tankers.
ULTRA MAGA
Strait of hormuz status??
You must go back
MEGA MAGA
>>542085649Open, unless you're going to or coming from Iran.
AWOO
>>542085646You're a faggot child molester on a VPN.
>>542085617B-but I was assured that it was actually IRANNIE that was sinking tankers!>>542085646Many are saying this!
>>542085670That's not what UKMTO is saying!
>>542085613Good Aweevening awoovening Awooment
>>542085649Open to everyone except your mudslime masters! Observe! >>542085617I know it really refries your beans, but it's the truth.
>>542085649You're a mexican faggot child molester on a VPN.
>>542085662it's missing the ojou
Well guess we have to just die then
THANKS DONNY T!
>>542085697You're a faggot child molester on a mexican VPN.
>>542085705Your best allies in the middle east fighting against Iran are sunni muslims LMFAO
>>542085697>UKMTO
>>542085617Saar no day is actually Iran shooting at AmeriKKKan capitalist pig ships saar.NOOOOO SAR my izzat
>>542085704Good aweevening, lil' pal!
>542085715it has now been zero days since a brown, stinking of shit groyper used kike media as a "source." this beats the current longest record of zero days.
>>542085737You sound awfully upset, Carwash kek
>>542085714Oh yeah.ITS BUNDAY
>>542085617kek. I didn't know they released this
>>542085617You support Israel's war against the non-zog country of Iran? What are you? Some sort of faggot kike?
pfffft watch they're going to post it again
Pool's still closed
>>542085787Yes!
>>542085740
>>542085617
>>542085916Fucking KEK
>>542085796Why would Israel want Spain to become more anti-Semitic by flooding it's borders with Muslims?
Fucking kek
>>542085870wait is doro a bun?? i'm confused on doro lore
>>542085950Zionism and antisemitism share a symbiotic relationship. Without antisemitism kikes wouldn't collectivize, but unfortunately for them they actually should be put to death for what they do to babies alone. They are a cancer of our species.
>542085986I still have no idea why the brown retard spams poorly cropped screenshots of whatever third world app they allow in his country. Keep spamming the images if you want to admit defeat.
>>542086035Doro is Doro. A little gremlin creature based off of Dorothy, the chick in pic related.
>>542086086lmao I'm up to 2 let's see if I can blackout my bingo card
https://x.com/TheIranWatcher/status/2096377675208176019Might be why they're so upset right now, along with the irannie tanker becoming a new fish condo.
here let's try this
>TheIranWatcher
>>542086339Spoopy
Ah, should he have posted unsourced telegram quotes, instead, spicky?
>>542086491I'll show YOU spoopy. BEHOLD!
Please, no anti-Israel rhetoric tonight.We love our frens
Posting saudi arabia state media would have made you look more honest
In other words, you're moving the goalposts. Got it.
Meanwhile the US navy is not able to make ships move through hormuz at pre war levels
Henlo frens and awoo!Official /ptg/ Bingo just dropped!Let's play along together!Grab a drink or a crayon and join in on the fun.
>ok thanks for lettin me take a pic>heres your keys back sir>my shirt?>yeah, im a bit of a BMW fan you could say hehe
I see he's back from his lunch break.
>542086669why did it change from sheldon to miriam
>>542086698Sheldon is literally an ascended demon in Hell now
KEKSERVATARDS BTFO!!!
>542086714but then all the people from before that claimed a sheldon angle were wrong and "it was actually miriam the whole time"lazy alinsky style strategy
Do the vegans and libtards ever consider that ranchers are living things too? They are so unhinged to the point of rather having them lose their livelihoods than lose a few wolves.Also they’re overreacting, Trump is not going to immediately roll back protections for wolves. There will be a review for 90 days to see if they meet the requirements to no longer need protection.Anyone here agree with this?
>>542086748You have to be jewish lmao https://www.adelsonfoundation.org/AFF/
>>542086070agreed, but I was talking more about how Islam is the supposed antithesis of zionism when zionist are the ones bringing muslims to the west
>>542086788Even then, I believe it'd be mostly to control the population and keep it from growing out of control and throwing off the balance.
>>542086669>Nobody acknowledges Miriam AdelsonCheck it off the bingo board!
kek the protect trans kids pedo is here, they really brought out their entire xister discord group to protect mexitranny
MAGA
>>542086869Ooooooooooh protect trans kids guy mentioned!!!! We almost have bingo in half a thread lmao
>>542086872MAGA
>>542086669none of this work and you still will never be a woman despite how many hormones you take :)
loool
Come out come out, coomerpole. I'm one polack away from already getting a row lolol
>>542086855Stop with this shitty conspiracy stuff, dude. It’s not Jews or Zionism bringing Muslims over. Literally dem policies, not Jews or Israel or whatever
>>542086744>AOC won't date a conservativeI'd date a trump voter in a heartbeat.No matter what I did to completely fuck her over, she'd still love me.
>>542086956You will never be white ESL fren
>>542087014pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
>>542087014Its commies.Its a wide umbrella that incorporates the jews here who're working to bring them in.Sand nkggers only want you to focus on jews exclusively (Israel in particular) because it keeps you distracted from what they're doing here and the traitors (commies and podcast faggots) helping them
>>542087100>ID: ZOGRUNoof lol
>>542087057You realize the reason why Trump appointed mostly Jews is because we actually give a fuck about saving America and the white race? Oh wait no you don’t because you’re a discord troon shill.>>542087100Again…Not Jews. This evil “Commie Jew” caricature hasn’t been a thing since the 60s. I’m sure the president would agree with me on that stance. We’re not the bad guys and neither is Israel. Remember who helped bring in the Golden Age, friend
nah 4plebs says you are the one that is wrong kikemiriam was not mentioned more than a handful of times until it became convenient to move the goalposts and change the anti trump narrativeonly the oldfags remember the original sheldon poster, he was from nevada and was mad that they were funding anti weed candidates, and it had nothing to do with trump it was so long ago it was before /tg/
>>542087182We've truly reached a new chapter in /pol/ history. I will frame this post someday.
>Brownoid larper shitting up comfy thread againI’m tired, lads.
>>542087330It do be like that sometimes, fren
>kike larper shits up planetI'm tired, nigger
>>542087295Its probably Larry Loomer unironically.Jews are primarily leftist and the worst of them work with the Catholic Church to flood us with infinite niggers.Protecting your worst as if they're your best is why everybody ends up hating all of you.Niggers do this (He dindu nuffin, das raycis)Sand niggers do this (hating terrorism is an attack on all of islam, das islamipbobic)Jews do this the most visibly and are the loudest about it. Literally everytime one of them is caught doing something immoral or illegal they all descend om you with the hammer of dawn
>>542087448kek
>>542087384You have nothing productive to say. All this edgy shit is getting old. I’m not even trying to be an asshole but are you 15? Genuinely wondering.
>>542087453Again, I don’t understand why you’re attacking Jews here. You realize Trump loves Jews and that’s why he married his kids to them? How about the fact that Israel is our ally? This dunning kreuger mindset you have must be exhausting I pity you
>>542087469sissy newfag lmaoyou are on /politically incorrect/ btw not Reddit
>>542087014Dems have been heavily invested in the Democrat party for over 100 years, wholeheartedly supporting them for that entire time. It's Dems, Commies and kikes. According to gaypers Israel did exactly that by flooding Spain with more Muslims
>>542087042you lost tranny.
Yeah Israel has never been known to play both sides or anything you're so right my fellow gentiles
>>542087537Jews have been outspoken voices in the Democrat party for the last 100 years, they vote for them and infiltrated their rank. Look up any platform that Dems support and every single one is a Jewish platform like brining in infinity browns into western countries
>>542085597WHITE POWER EVERY HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE PEOPLE ARE CIVILIZATION!
>>542087537The problem is the in-group bias where Trump supporting jews defend the commie jews working with muslims, the Catholic Church, and foreign commie countries to destroy the country.Let the leopards eat thier face, stop defending retards dragging you down into the crab bucket with them.
>>542087680Damn right
>>542087545Come back when you graduate high school.>>542087592>>542087592Let’s be serious here. You seriously think Israel did that Cueta debacle? That makes absolutely 0 sense and it would imply that we are waging some migrant war against Spain by proxy. Did Nick Fuentes tell you that shit? Lol. Jews are not your enemy and this “playing both sides” thing is just retarded. We are patriots to this country and I think we’ve proven that enough by now don’t you think?
I'm sorry you all have a guy that sucks the circumcised baby dick you all have to die left or right
Suffer not these abominations to live on this Earth
>>542087295yes, we know gayper, we're supposed to wait until Whites are 5% of the population of the west and then we'll all somehow spring up and fight against a population that is 95% brown with an unbearably strong government that is able to complete neuter any semblance of a white only movement
>>542087635It's called Esau's Gambit and they've been playing it for millenia.
Hans, get me ze giftgas. The really, really big one.
>>542087545Are there any other religions where they try to trick their own god with such regularity?
Poor faggot is reduced to spamming and begging for (you)s. Grim.
>>542087736C'mon now you gotta see the nuance here. Unless you're just f'ing around. I consider sitting and thinking about either outcome
>>542087825>Esau's Gambitwhat’s that
>>542087701You unironically sound like a “Free Palestine” lefty. Stop trying to make this anti-Jew rhetoric lol. It’s just pathetic at this point.>>542087869Genuinely 10th grade humor. Autist or teenager? Seriously I wanna know
You're Greatest Ally TM lmao
>>542087986I'm just extremely antisemitic but because it's easy to justify doing so when they suck baby penises
>25pbtid of some weird pro jew larping shit>on sundayBruh
>>542088147Ding! Ding! Ding!I fucking won bitches. In one thread. Absolutely hysterically easy to predict.
>>542088147It's been rather sad watching it.
>>542088147meh better than priscilla or trancap
>>542088363true
are we allowed to call trump the antichrist here?
If it's brown, flush it down.If it's kosher dear God hurry up and throw it in the gas chamber for the good of us all!
Christ can we just go back to having a comfy thread? I don’t wanna do any of this defensive shit anymore. I just wanna grill for gods sake
>>542088147>on sundaydo pagans hold sunday sacred? do you worship your penis rocks on sundays?
>>542088456>Christplease dont mock god by using his titles as expletives, /ptg/ is a christian general
>>542088455>dear Godlots of blasphemers today
>>542085697Unfuckingbelievable. Kpler was putting out fake data. People then claimed "the Strait is closed" that data.They updated it today, said nothing about it, an suddenly all the tanker traffic reappeared.Strait is open. Iran lost. Trump won.
>>542088437I'll allow it
>>542085697
>>542085737So what you’re saying is Iran is isolated.
How boolied and broiled do you have to be that the only recourse left to you is that sad level of LARP, lmao>this.... this will surely... ugh i'm so tired.... "please god just let this be over" --that democrat black lady when she got caught rigging debates
>>542088607What he needs is one of those butt shots from Hegseth to set him right and make him a man again
>>542085817On August 5, 2026, WTI8 crude fell to $75.64 a barrel on headlines that a US-Qatar diplomatic channel had produced a "draft deal" to reopen the Strait of Hormuz2. That same morning, Kpler6's vessel-tracking data showed exactly 5 tankers transited the strait in the prior 24 hours - 3 inbound, 2 outbound - against a pre-crisis daily average of more than 20. Both numbers cannot be right. Either the strait is functionally open and the price collapse is justified, or it is functionally closed and the market just handed anyone watching the physical data one of the clearest mispricing events of the year.https://www.kingdomexploration.com/?page=news&article=oil-prices-iran-deal-kpler-tanker-traffic-hormuz-aug-2026
>>542085617>Trump is prolapsingYou could ve stoped here and be close to reality.
>>542088758>It could be open, it could not. Who knows?Yeah that's fuckin helpful
>>542089002Neeeeeeear, faaaaaar, whereeeeeeever you aaaaaaare
She made another good video, so you might want to watch it:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rB50wEtXFNs
>>542089048Alright, you got me with that one kek
>>542088188>>542088363Its weird that Gods day make these people so angry.new id same old me because fuck you internet provider.
I guess I didn't need as much sleep as I thought.Trumps PAC, MAGA Inc. is dropping 10 gorillion (millions, couriered by gorillas) to Paxtons Texas Senate run. I honestly cannot see why Talarico is not getting shidded and farded on daily. Most effeminate fag since Obama/Trudeau. If you're going to be a fag, just be a fag but when you try to be all manly and southern when we know your a limp-wristed silver spoon coasty, go fuck yourself kindly. i bet he wears "salmon" chinos and penny loafer and eats corn with a knife and fork somehow with a napkin on his lap.https://amgreatness.com/2026/09/06/trump-super-pac-launches-10-million-ad-blitz-to-boost-paxton-in-texas/>Senate Majority Leader John Thune is also expected to appear at a Paxton fundraiser in Dallas next week as Republicans gather for their midterm convention. Thune’s participation comes after he and other Senate Republican leaders backed incumbent Sen. John Cornyn against Paxton during the GOP primary.Fuck off Thune, you're everything wrong with the Republican Party.And fuck this guy too:https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/09/05/the-80s-paid-for-my-cars-and-college-ryan-reynolds-calls-them-a-mess-n4956937No fucker, the 80s were based and I feel awful for niggers that never had to dodge phone cords on mom's meandering call, watch Don "magic man" majkowsi barely not get killed in every packers game, and fucking wood trim station wagons on an ill-advised camping trip. not to mention G.I. Joe, He-man, and lamp-chops sing along. (i still don't know if i hated it or loved it).Oh yeah, family matters too. that was a great show.also this was huge:>Volcker's aggressive interest rate policy helped break inflation, while contributing to the severe recession that followed.to this day he remains, "the man" and fuck alan greenspan for destroying everything, giving the illusion the 90s weren't shit bought on OUR future.> 89% were "very proud" to be Americans, up from 80% in 1981.henpy sunday and gmgm maga
>>542089303It's the demons itching in people's skin, I'd wager. Thanksgiving will be a riot, like always.>>542089374Howdy again, Tiggy! Thanks for Da Newz! I remember mocking Talarico mercilessly on xitter years ago, but I lost that account.
>>542089374>>542089303Good morning awoorning
>>542089456>>542089436Oh well, haters gonna hate, niggers gonna seethe lol.
>>542089374Good MAGA morning, fren. It's real insomniac hours.
OHIO!!!
>>542089503Yaaaaaa ^•^
>>542089021You didn’t read that post. Tanker traffic website says only 5 ships have passed yet oil prices dropped. Someone’s lying.
>>542089498Many such cases!>>542089503Damn right. About to see if I can force myself to sleep in a bit, myself. At the very least, I can appreciate that I have no obligations today, kek. Sleep will come when it comes.>>542089520Good morning, Egg!
>>542089520Good MAGA morning, Eggo.
>>542089303their ideology is fundamentally based in lies against reality and God slash the laws of the universe. no matter where you set your theology slider, they're only capable of acting in resentment towards creation and their goal is not "fairness" but revenge and harm. they are a party of eternal Cains.
>>542089503cute awoo!
>>542089622Leftists worships themselves. The fact that they invert everything good and sacred isn't a bug in the system, it's a feature.
>>542089622Also called "the jews">>542089561How great it is we arent like them? God is great.
>>542089693Danke, fren. I need to stop being a lazy ass and finish a few new awoos I've been putting off.
I don't care who wins as long as Israel loses, and that alone will be victory enough for everyone.
>>542089705Damn right God is Great. And thank the Lord that I am not like them. Like I've said in the past: I'm dumb, not stupid.
>>542089735I'll be the first to save them!
>>542089436>>542089503>>542089456thank you, gentlemen. and yeah, i'm quitting the drugs now since i'm like 85 percent better, but after taking them (responsibly) for so long my sleep is all over the place. I only need them super rarely but I'm fine with NSAIDS. the shit they gave me made me sick a few times for whatever reason.>>542089554things are looking really grim for Iran. anyone could topple them at this point, but we don't need to. I think venezhuehue had a big impact. we dropped over 10 cents in a day. we're somewhere between 3.60 and 3.80 (wild, honestly) due to certain stations having different suppliers but the VIX this year has been crazyI imagine there will be a much larger and unspoken economic cost though, and that's in R&D, investments, due to all of this, but it'll be nowhere near catastrophic. it certainly would be nice if the news media reported news, and not literal Iranian agitprop as fact. The Administration should sanction some outlets as soon as november's over.lastly, there's been 18 crosses in the last 24hhttps://hormuz.data-tracking.net/i can't say if that site is legitimate or not, so feel free to look it up elsewhere.>Commercial vessels above certain size thresholds are required to broadcast their identity, position, course, and speed via AIS (Automatic Identification System) transponders. This site collects AIS position reports from publicly available sources approximately every 30 minutes, typically observing 1,800–2,000 vessels per cycle across the Persian Gulf, the strait itself, and the Gulf of Oman. Vessel characteristics (type, deadweight tonnage, flag, destination) come from the same public data, enriched with public ship registries.
>>542089697At least you can prove you exist. There's zero evidence anyone's imaginary friend exists
>>542089697modern leftism is the worst perversion of rationality in the entire history of human hubris. It's no simple coincidence that leftists are correlated with disease, criminality, and mental illness.
>>542089737GITS:SAC is one of my favorite anniemays of all time btw. I still don't know whether I prefer SAC or SAC:2nd Gig. I use that logo for a lot of my accounts. The Laughing Man is fucking based. But I like the grittiness of 2nd Gig.I'm not saying this for the person I'm replying to because he's just spamming random pictures and has probably never seen GITS, but I just wanted everyone else to know.This is political because GITS is extraordinarily political.
>>542089824If they were opioids, then they've been known to cause stomach issues. It's one reason why things like morphine are often paired with an anti-nausea medicine like phenergan. At least, that's what they did when I had to be given morphine about 20 years ago. That's also how I found out I developed an allergy to phenergan, kek.That said, if something like ibuprofen helps, then that's great, especially if you're not needing it nearly as much. You're gonna fuckin' make it, my dude!
>>542089753indeed
A strong man's handsOn my moist bodyHas palm slips over my waist with a soft splashing soundWhat we feel is primalPowerfulANDROPHILIA and MAGA inextricably LINKED
>changstein hops in to post fag porn>on Sunday
You know the amazing thing this guy actually goes through the effort of modifying the hash of his gay porn spam so it doesn't show up in the archive and you can't filter it. Although nowadays I am betting it's not actually effort like 10 years ago you probably can tell an AI agent to do it automatically when spamming.
>>542090112Sundays not special. Everyone knows yahweh is a hebrew god, and the 7th day is actually Saturday.
>coomer really leaning hard into his christian larp today
>>542090130changstein used to do it all the time like 3-4 years ago.
>>542090176thats not true, the early church held that the sabbath was on saturday and "the lords day" was on sunday, because jesus resurrected on a sundaythey would honor the sabbath, not like the jews but the way jesus showed them as a day of rest, and then on sundays they would gather together (congregate) to remember jesus and his sacrifice and triumphal resurrection in revelation, one of the last books written in the christian bible, we even see john the revelator mention the term "the lords day" so that we know it happened on a sundayrevelation 1:10>I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,
>>542090538
>>542090696chapter 14 of the didache spealls it out>But every Lord's day gather yourselves together, and break bread, and give thanksgiving after having confessed your transgressions, that your sacrifice may be pure.and if you dont know, the didache is the earliest example of a christian service manual that explains how churches are to operate, it was written in the late 1st century or early 2nd century
Always remember Charlie. Always remember the free MAGA hats.
>>542090792>speallsspells*
>>542090538Three days from Wednesday is Saturday. If it happened on Sunday, that would be on the fourth day
>>542090696Just watch as queerton ignore obvious blasphemes while fervently posting at everyone else.
>>542090854jesus was crucified on friday, dead on saturday, and rose on sundayat the time, the way you counted days would be:>friday: day 1>saturday: day 2>sunday: day 3its that he rose ON the third day, not that he rose after 72 hours, you have to divorce your modern sense of time to get theirs
>>542090932can you point it out to me?i dont want to miss anything ^-^
>>542085617got them barrel ducks good.Hormux is still pwned.dumb ass
>>542090932also, why dont you call it out?are you not a christian yourself?why am i solely responsible?
>>542089978>if something like ibuprofen helpslol not too much but cat's claw helps. that and some lidocaine patches can help too.
>>542091127forgot new pici don't really have a fancy image making thingy so it's all mspaint and pixlr. I don't have a drawpad either, so right now i think i'm going to rip off some doros and just transplant red's face all up ons.
>>542087295we will see...time is ticking you incestious fagtronhttps://youtu.be/0e4YoxzjXKAhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTr13vMmoxc8jo39XEs3Gx_xtx2sGMHfo&si=QcJRImBQ9O3ja4gs
>>542091162>>542091127You gotta do what you gotta do, my dude!As for the cat's claw and lidocaine, if it works, it works!
>>542091218>>542091162So many doros..
Stop posting niggers.
>>542090816
>>542091288They are legion. Also, check'd!>>542091331I HATE NIGGERS!
>>542091288makes me feel bad for awoo, she's just as cute! I'll try to post more, i just wanted to get my red hood representation out there.so anything going on today? i don't want to miss anything cool like the 250 race, i didn't even catch 30 seconds.
>>542089978Opioids cause terrible constipation as well. When I had surgery and they had me on morphine for several days it hit me hard enough that I couldn't eat right or go to the bathroom for about a week. At one point I had to insist that they get me on something milder before it became any worse. You just have to know your own body and what your limits are. Seems like modern medicine still doesn't do a very good job managing pain or being responsible so people don't get addicted.
>>542088553I can't help but feel that doctoring data like that for economic/political manipulation should be illegal.
>>542091443>>542091444We can post both.
>>542091444Checked. It's Labor Day weekend, so unless a big happening occurs it'll be relatively quiet until Tuesday. At least for headlines. Doesn't mean the shills won't still try to derail the threads.
>>542091552WAX, YOU LAZY WOLF!
>>542091552AWOO
>>542091480Ah, I am familiar with that level of pain. Fortunately, last time I was on them, it was for an appendectomy, so I didn't have anything in the system, so to speak, so it wasn't an issue. My main problem was that morphine didn't work on me all that much. Really had to grit my teeth and bear through the pain until they finally took the fucker out. Good thing they did, too, since it was apparently hemorrhaging and about to burst.0/10, would not recommend.>>542091552Damn right!
>>542091662>>542091603>>542091591Doros and AWOOS living in harmony, dancing on jew and nigger graves.
>>542085986
SPACE FORCE!>Florida leaders vie to bring newly announced US Space Academy to the state.
Were you better off 3 years ago? The answer for most Americans is a resounding Yes!
>>542091734I really want to go to the Space Academy.
>>542091705Yes!>>542091734Based!
And with that, I'm finally gonna rack out.Happy Bunday, frens!have fun making the niggerfaggots cry, enjoy the comfy, and remember to stay hydrated while you're mining all that salt!Also, a new baker is now needed.
>>542091779it would be fun.or it will be....in the future.
And I mean it when I say remember to stay hydrated, niggies. This is a threat.
>>542091734>>542091779>Space AcademyNow, are we talking actual Space Academy, or like that one thing you send 13 year olds like Clock Boy, just to get rid of him for a few weeks because you don't like the little fucker and just want to fuck off and go on vacation?
>>542091852Trump said he wants it to be like the Airforce and Naval Academies where entry is very competitive. I'm not sure I could make it my GPA is low
>>542089520>>542091705AWOO
>>542091841>>542091871Good night (morning) pinkman. Rest well.
>>542091784>>542091955
>>542091897Better to have the experience of trying and failing than to never do anything and always have the regret. Take your shot, fren.
>>542091852>born too late to explore the oceans>born too early to attend space academy>born just in time to call people niggers on the internetJust doing my part as an American, kek.
>>542092043Very true! Maybe it'll even be within driving distance!
>>542091880>Now, are we talking actual Space AcademyYeah. Real world training for the Space Force, and it's not just for military applicants.
Good MAGA morning on this bunday. Only 25 days to go until the debut of the /ptg/Show! Get hype!Anyways, how y'all doing?
>>542092146Sounds like it'll be in Texas or Florida. They haven't broke ground on the academy yet, so you've got some time to do a little research and beef up your resume.
>>542092167Based!? Where the fuck do I sign up? I'm pretty good at math. I'll be the guy who calculates the slingshot orbit around the moon when Elon finally decides to go to Mars!
>>542092226https://www.spaceforce.com/how-to-join/enlisted-guardiansThere might be a different application for the new academy but this is the current way to apply.
>>542092222CheckedBig space news is spacex plans to set up a base for launches in Louisiana as well!>In addition to increasing launch capacity at existing launch sites, SpaceX's biggest expansion is set to take place in Louisiana, where it plans to establish a new spaceport.>The location — already known as Starbase, Louisiana — is estimated to cost SpaceX $100 billion to build, and if things go to plan, construction is set to start as early as 2027, with its first launches likely happening in 2029. Starbase, Louisiana is set to come up in Vermilion Parish, and will be capable of handling thousands of launches every year, thereby significantly augmenting SpaceX's launch capacity.Going to have to hurricane proof things.Way more prone to landfalls.
So this is just a bunch of trolls right? Or are there people here that genuinely support Diddler Donnie?
BREAKING: HAIR WE GO AGAIN?! Trump suddenly emerges with a bizarre new DARK ’DO – and the internet goes wild over his latest follicular folly! Donald Trump has apparently embarked on another sweeping transformation – this one involving his legendary combover.The president emerged at Morristown Airport Friday with his famously yellowish locks looking decidedly less golden and considerably more ... brown.“What in the world is going on with Trump's hair?” journalist Aaron Rupar asked, sharing a Jim Watson/AFP photo of the mysterious new coiffure.The internet immediately got snippy.One commenter saw Moe Howard from the Three Stooges (and now we can’t unsee it!). Another dug up an old Hair Club for Men ad. Someone else wondered whether Trump had tariffed the country that makes his usual hair supplies. And inevitably, somebody shopped a bird's nest into it.All of which might be dismissed as another bad hair day if Trump's follicles hadn't been providing their own running subplot lately. Last month, his suddenly fuller-looking hair prompted another round of internet speculation. Then, just days ago, Trump himself unexpectedly raised the subject and insisted: “I don't wear a wig.” Nobody had asked.We certainly don't know what caused Friday's new look. Hair dye? Styling product? Lighting? A particularly ambitious comb? Natalie's idea? (Sorry.)Presidential privilege protects many secrets, and apparently some of them are follicular.But after a decade of that unmistakable yellow-blond swoop, the new brunette Trump is genuinely startling. Perhaps the explanation is perfectly ordinary.Or perhaps the famous combover has simply had it after all these years – it's time to dye with dignity.
When is Trump gonna keep his promise and obliterate all niggers with a laser beam?
>>542092327Dude, you get the title Enlisted Guardian!? If I get a job there, I will henceforth demand that everyone here calls me Enlisted Guardian Egg-kun.
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FAKEROOM SUCKS CORN GIBLETS FROM THE RUNNY TURD LOGS IN MY ANGRY HOLE
>le confused pearlclutching newfag on foreign flag spouting newest "insult" straight from the discordOriginal.>>542092386Soon tm.
>>542092372For us it's the exact opposite, we know you aren't trolls, yous hate Trump because yous the diddlers
mr presidentplz deport my neighbor he is mexican and blasts fiesta music all day and night and the city doesn't carefank u for you're attention to this matter
>>542085681That's a pajeet using the jap flag.
>>542092432https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form
>>542092430>no u
>>542092222There might even be an opportunity to work at the Space Academy! I hope it's in Florida.>>542092341I got this picture of a SpaceX rocket from my car window at a red light
>>542092464Hey look guys, a unique user!
>>542092501But if it's a no u, why did you think we were trolls unless you actually know we aren't
>>542092341It's good to see that it's red states which will benefit from this. You're absolutely right on the hurricane stuff, but I guess they probably have a lot of experience from dealing with the weather in Florida. >>542092387There's a lot of classified stuff they do as well. Who knows where that kind of career could take you.
>>542092590secret space missions with ayy lmaos, sexy ayy lmaos
sometimes autogenerated closed captioning is more correct than the person talking
>>542092506NiceShows you how busy they are as I have seen my share of launches while simply driving around.I even saw that starship test that melted over the bahamas by pure chance!
>>542092506There's a really good chance that it'll be in Florida. I'm glad that America is taking the space program seriously again. I hope I get to see a moon landing yet in my lifetime.
>>542092653Cool pic! I guess there's a reason SpaceX is valued so highly.>>542092701Yeah Trump knows there's more to it than just landings though because we rely so heavily on satellites for phone service
>>542092618>sexy ayy lmaos
>>542092618this is what it would look like before launching
>>542087100yeah, they act like there's asingle issue. kicking out kikes won't magically make mudshits and bubbleheaded niggers magically disappear. retard assume one can deal with only one issue at a time or retain one current event.
