Why is everyone suddenly getting approved for euthanasia?If they really want to die why don't they just kill themselves?
>>542091809Fun n funny. What now. Brown cow?Tee hee hee, I run the world!!The future is fem*ackkk!!
>>542091809Severe depression makes it hard to get the self motivation to find the necessary drugs or methods for a nice relaxing self deletion
>>542091809They look for validation and recognition first
>>542091809I tried to approve someone for euthanasia but they refused to go through with it.Apparently the guy you approve of has to agree or some dumb woke law.
Wars are euthanasia/culling too and you probably think they're legit because you're defending "democracy"
>>542091899Kek
>>542091809Would
>>542091809>Leatherface was in fact a black democrat-voting hagI knew it
>>542091809Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say ok on this one.
>>542091809>>542091809>If they really want to die why don't they just kill themselves?pussies.But you can miss yourself with some methods.
>>542092053Just jump of a bridge if you don't have a gun
>>542091809The truth is, most normies need the State or some other form of authority to tell them what they can and can't do. These are the same people who sat indoors for nearly 2 years straight because the State and the Science(tm) told them it was healthier to do so than to catch a fucking cold. Although gotta feel for her, acid attacks are fucking awful and I don't think I'd want to be left alive if I ever recieved one.
>>542092190I don't want to experience the 3 seconds between when you jump and when you hit the water.
>>542091809Her husband is probably out or will be out soon too. Acid attacks are worse than murder for foids but carry a way lesser penalty. With a good lawyer you can drop it down to assault and be able to have popcorn to watch her get gassed.
>>542092240You'd rather experience the tens of minutes the doctor is preparing to inject you ?
>>542091809What people want more than a purpose in life, or early release from a life they despise is permission from an authority figure.
>>542092190bad method. Hanging yourself is probably the surest way to succeed. and not the most gore
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>>542092319Search the internet for botched hanging stories
>>542092291I actually knew someone who ended up jumping off the George Washington bridge in NYC. He didn't die when he hit the water. A rescue boat fished him out and he went into cardiac arrest and died later that night. A bad end. Strange I didn't think of that right away.
>>542092319Slow and painful. Jump off a bridge. If the impact doesn't kill you the thermal shock will. And if that doesn't kill you you drown.
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>>542092409I once nearly drowned (I can't swim), all my senses were cut off 0.5 seconds after submerging
>>542092014Kek this was the first thing that popped into my mind also
>>542092210it's illegal to kysthe government needs those organs
>>542092529BIHH LOOK 82 NIGGA AYO
>>542091899not in Canadajust have to promise him treatment for all his illnesses and hustle him into the suicide pod, and you get a bonus for the organs harvested