If you don't know how to...- read- write- do math- swim- ski- cook a steak- play guitar...then sorry but you aren't white.
>>542099488- start a fire- fish- camp
>>542099554>>542099488people are able to plan and hypothesize niggers literally can't
>>542099488For me, its Cmaj7. Or any maj7 chord, really.
1. Pattern recognition2. Enjoy a bacon cheeseburger with gusto and no ill health effects3. Longhand (Cursive handwriting)4. Oxford Comma Club membership5. Distinctly different scalp hair and pubic hair6. Peace and order7. Understand the beauty, utility, and role of a woman8. Ensure that women understand #7
>>542099488Returning shopping cartsWaiting in a line/queue
>>542099488>chords>not music notation Shitskin spotted
>>542100157- Holding doors open for others- Saying "thank you" to those holding the door for you.
>>542100162Only 1% of guitarist know or care about music notation and they all play classical. Guitarists use tabs.
- doing something nondegenerate while nobody is watchingin a nutshellall other races except japs and koreans must be surveilled and babysitted
Nobody really likes chords. Too many notes.
>>542099488Killing jews
>>542100430Go back to prevent war on europe dumbass or the white race is gonna die
>>542100258tabs are a thousands of years old trad media while notation is a a recent invention by french judeophilic liberals
>>542100258Tabs are notation for dummies and children. If you're even slightly involved in music, you're bound to be familiar with it
i don’t play guitar though, i drum
>>542100258Tabs are more bare metal, like having a roadmap in your hands vs a list of directions. Tabs and diagrams are appropriate and well suited to fretted instruments.
>>542100798Anon, white people are talking, your people had a whistle and a drum
>>542099488Math is useless beyond basic shit for most of life. Swimming is recreational not required. Skiing is for fags. Steak is made of cows and shouldn't eat those. Not even a jeet thing cows are like big dogs. If you play guitar by a chord chart you're not really playing the guitar. You're just playing monkey see monkey do. It's when the monkey no longer needs to see that monkey can truly do. You're probably masturbating to tranny porn or anime right now.
>>542101123Math is not useless, no more than a hammer or wrench is useless, in your hands they are
>>542101123Monkey see monkey do is how information is passed on, so tjat every generation doesn’t have to reinvent algebra from scratch or the wheel What you choose to take in mattersWithout a genealogy of information we would still be finger painting in caves, written knowledge, media, musical notation, it all allows the transmission of knowledge
>>542100813You can play middle C on at least 4 strings. Musical notation can be confusing for guitarists.Tabs with musical notation are the best--you always know what tab to play and you get time signature as well.
>>542099488
>>542101205>>542101384Congrats monkey. You can speak and say nothing at all.
>>542102078>You can play middle C on at least 4 stringsAgain, this is intuitive if you're familiar with notes and have played an instrument for at least a couple of weeks. Tabs are just a sequence of chords to play, not even a way to write down music with note durations, time signatures, key signatures, and so on. I don't know why this even needs to be explained
>>542105224you can make tablature as detailed as you want
>>542105514I'd like to see what the tabs with note length look like
>>542105741monospaced to lowest common time fractional denominator
>>542105741you can take every advantage notation has give to tabs
>>542099488I'd say the piano is the white man's instrument>t. Very advanced guitarist with 20 years experience
>>542106023By... adding normal notation in parallel? Just write the bridge number next to the notes, as is so often the case
>>542100258Learning notation is useful if you want to sightread lead sheets playing jazz gigs
>>542099488Only thing I can't do is play guitar but I played piano which is arguably whiterand violinSkiing and golf are the real whiteness marker tbqh(as in being good at both)
>>542106023Yeah? Tell me which scale you're playing in just by glancing at it
>>542099488skiing is for richfags, few people get the chance to learn it when they're still young. swimming is a good metric though, if you go to the beach you'll notice that white people go in the water while brown people hang out in the sand.
>>542106023Also the tab is wrong, that's an "open" D, not G
>>542099488I might be biased from my upbringing, but horse riding and sailing are top tier indicators of huwhiteness. They're also exclusively white.
>>542099488I play guitarI'm ItalianGet fucked :^)
>>542107569I'm depressed seeing non-white people starting to "integrate" into ski resorts in recent years. Won't be long before people need to start locking up their skis
>>542099488>>542099554-pedophilia -bestiality -scat/urine fetish -heroin/meth/fentanyl use -alcoholic -not taking a shower or brushing teeth
>>542107944Jews aren't white, I'm afraid.
>>542107616Non sei italiano, terrone
>>542099488>- readcheck, i can read in multiple languages (but i only understand 2.5>- writesame>- do mathi understand math, but so can jeets,>- swimi know how to swim, i can even float, but my body doesn't move, i just lay there on my back like a seal, then again, i haven't had much time to go swimming, just small backyard pools.>- skii've never skied, never had the opportunity>- cook a steaki can do more than that, i'm a great cook>- play guitarobviously, i can play the guitar and a few other instruments, and am talented in many other fields of art too.
>>542100258I learned notation in band playing first chair alto sax but never once in my life looked at notation for guitar. Guitar to me personally has always been about feeling, improvising, playing by ear etc. I just know if I learned in a more standard way it would kill the romantic feeling I have for the instrument and turn it into a math problem to be solved. Just my 2 cents
>>542105224>Tabs are just a sequence of chords to play, not even a way to write down music with note durations, time signatures, key signatures, and so on.Wrong.You can even put the stems, flags, beams, and note-heads in the tablature itself if preferred.
>>542099488Does painting also count as a White activity?
>>542107129You mean just for the melody/head of a tune? Other than that it seems you could rely on Nashville notation and/or chord names written on/over the bars.
>>542099488>White is a series of behaviors and skillsYou are just as much of a race denier as postmodernist trannies
>>542108462true, only whites can appreciate >>542107944while jews are adverse to it.
>>542100258Jazz sheets are in notation and when you look at some transcription with chord symbols above you're unable to read the vocal and other linesNot knowing notes is low IQ and unmusical
>>542109846>you're unable to read the vocal and other linesWhy do I need to see those if I'm just chugging along Freddie Green style?
>>542107285The tab is correct, dumbassFirst space below the staff is DThere's not a single G in either tab or on staff
>>542110061and if I'm playing a lead I'm either following the (well known) melody of the song, or improvising, as Jazz is inherently an improvisational style of music.
>>542110061>I'm just chugging along Freddie Green style?No you don't, not even close
>>542108491Marche isn't terroni :^)
>>542110179I mean the theoretical me, the everyman Jazz guitarist, as should have been obvious. I'm not practiced up enough to play that well in my current state.
>>542109846Nitpicking how people learn and play is unmusical and shitty
>>542111282Says the illiterate man
>>542099488>Skateboardp.s. skiing is for boomers, we snowboard
>>542107129it's ridiculous on guitar because every note is on the fretboard 3-4 times.
>>542111432You've gotta be insecure about something if you talk that way. I learned notation in band class I'm all set but I don't think Scrapper Blackwell was reading sheet music when he invented the foundation of rock n roll music from nothing. Truly creative people don't act the way you act.
>>542101123>Math is useless beyond basic shit for most of life. wrong, you're just dumb and fail to understand how much it could have helped you at many points in your life.>Swimming is recreational not required. Its a safety issue at minimum, and a great experience that lasts a lifetime if you're not a desert-dweller.>Skiing is for fags. Poorfag detected. nttawwt.>Steak is made of cows and shouldn't eat those. No, most steak doesn't come from cows, it comes from steers.>If you play guitar by a chord chart you're not really playing the guitar. You're just playing monkey see monkey do. It's when the monkey no longer needs to see that monkey can truly do. not everyone is joni mitchell or lenny breau ffs let people do it their own way
>>542099488WHITE POWERRRRRRRRRRR
>>542107190every instrument in the orchestra is based
>>542109692If you don't recognise the melody by ear but need to voice lead it, proper charts are essential
>>542110099Your mum is a faggot, not my fault tab is retarded and too clumsy to sight read. Thought it said "0" on the G string
>>542111725Granted it's not ideal for guitar specifically, but by that stage you should basically be thinking in terms of the music rather than the fretboard anyway. If you still can't identify every note (and intetval) within a scale position, you gotta go back to rudiments
>>542112242I can tell this is a jeet post because he's trying to sound sophisticated despite being a 60iq sewer niggerYou will never be white gagadeepYour sister will inevitably choke on this BWC though desu
>>542099488If you don't know German and French you're not white.
>>542100258https://archive.org/details/essentialsofmusi0000roge
>>542100258There's a chapter on music.https://annas-archive.gl/md5/42f782ad0296196d17937958b3bb9466https://chromatone.center/practice/sound/monochord/
music theory is for non whites and low IQ faggots unless you're in a jam band like grateful dead or something there is absolutely no reason to learn any of that shit
>>542111879Scrapper Blackwell sucks, that "Nobody Knows You" is all detuned and the rhythm is bad."Rag Mama Rag" by Blind Boy Fuller is a masterpiece though, and I'm sure Fuller could read notes.
>>542114515That Boethius was retardedPhilosophers in music are good for shitPerformer doesn't "just execute" like a CD playerComposer needs to know theoryWhat a retard, it's like a 12 yo kid's take on music.
Bump, anyway
>>542116483sure thing Mozart
>>542099554>live like a primate to prove you are not a primate
>>542116684Not an argumentSince you bring up Mozart, I guess according to Boethius the 12 yo Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky and so on are mediocres, NY Philharmonic is a group of muggles, so who's the high tier philosopher then ? Eric Weinstein ?
>>542117010>being able to survive when shtf
>>542107060Piano is great for composition but it's a chore to play. Guitar is actually fun.
>>542117279read a book for once, dumbasshttps://annas-archive.gl/md5/024608b7ccc86918e03d133df84cc907
>>542101205Higher level math is kinda useless, yeah. Algebra and a little coding knowledge (if-then statements, filters, basic Excel shit) is all most people need to know. Beyond that, there may be a couple little bits of clever arithmetic you have memorized in accounting. Or maybe you can convert units easily if you're an international carpenter. That's about it. Trigonometry and calculus serve no purpose for the vast majority of people.
>>542099488>play guitarMusic is useless. There's no money in it. It's fleeting, it doesn't late. It has no lasting impact. Go learn to lay brick, faggot.
BOETHIUS NUTS!
>>542118049Just name it dipshit, you can't because you don't apply that gibberish to the real worldSo, for example (according to you):>3. Ana Vidović, performer (a retarded muggle, a human MP3 player)https://youtu.be/fwjX-m4LkYk>2. Francisco Tarrega, composer (a mediocre musician that doesn't know theory and composes by instinct, closer to an animal)>1. ??? ???, Le Philosopher (the highest form of music art, the divinely inspired Human Being)So who's No1 according to your theory ? Just drop the name, if you can't I'll accept your concession. Is it Eric Weinstein ? Who is it ?
>>542118508oh oops. that was supposed to be an animated gif.
>>542118508>>542118675retards on /pol/just another tuesday
>>542118950>Can't name it>Resorts to petty name callingYour concession is accepted>just another tuesdayIt's Sunday, pinhead. You can't get anything right.
