Turns out Internet nagging isn't a great career after all lol.
>>542103025>faggot nu-male gets sent to a literal internet troll unit and can't handle itI'd imagine this happens a lot.
There's a lot of faggots in the Air Force that kind of just sit there and collect a check.
>>542103025Oh no, poor troonsImagine the smell in that placeYeuch
>>542103240Isn't that what most full time members of the military do?
>>542103025It's been 14 years now, so you gotta assume the machiavellian ones kicked off their operation are mostly gone and now it's probably manned by the very woke retards they created.
>>542103025I wish all Eglin faggots a good kill yourself
>>542105342More or less. There's the actual kill shit/blow shit up people, the people who coordinate the killing/exploding, the essential support staff, and then a glut of paper-pushing, pick up a box and move it over to the other side of the room public sector work program types that account for the majority of the actual population.
>>542103240I do this at my job now. Not a military fag but IT worker. Used to be helpdesk, got promoted, documented everything I do after years of sys admin and now I exist purely as a 4 or 5 hours of work a week guy who documents everything I do but in an encrypted onenote so the knowledge is hoarded to me. Servers have gone down when I am on vacation and no one can fix them even though it is a quick 10 minute fix. They know calling me means I get that vacation day back and I have turned my 15 days of vacation into 23 days of vacation this year.This really is the goal of being employed. To be critical enough that you cannot be fired but to also cripple the company into being reliant on you.
I will continue to enjoy the possibility that I have mocked my sister online.
>>542103025Sometimes I wish the schizo shit /pol/ says about Eglin was true so I could get paid to troll you retards all day and get a pension for it.
I am so glad I smoke cannabis and heavily under the influence where I cannot even obtain let alone hold a security clearance to work for the government. Boo hoo. Especially exceptional talent. Tell me if there is any Gen Z and thereafter rven having w synapse to even attempt compiling their own C compiler? This world is lost.
>>542103025Awesome. I personally pissed off 2 facebook meme page admins so bad the groups got deleted. Also ended multiple 4chan threads by calling them out.Had them listening to me and sending me targeted memes last night, too. They probably have to watch me kick a soccer ball on wifi gesture recognition for hours and get real mad.I love wasting government resources.
>>542103240Yeah, my libtard stepmom was in the airforce. This tracks.
>>542105803>This really is the goal of being employed. To be critical enough that you cannot be fired but to also cripple the company into being reliant on you.If they chew you up, they gotta spit you out!
>>542105464Yeah, it's mostly brainwashed roasties now. They just read off a list of talking points.Sometimes you get one who really believes in the powers that underly the system and they're fun, but usually baleet things when you start pointing out who they work for.
>>542103025KWAB enjoy the rope trannoids
>>542108564Don't forget Yiff in Hell, because there's a lot of furries.
>>542103190Not all of Eglin is an internet troll farm. That being said, this type of dysfunction is endemic throughout the entire military.I tell white guys who are thinking of joining, you MUST have/get a skill that is absolutely necessary and highly technical (so a woman or brown can't do it).If you don't have that you WILL be ground up the by the retarded brown vaginocracy that controls large parts of the US military.Sitting on your ass and collecting a paycheck doesn't apply to white guys (anymore); only foids and shitskins.
Bros, I'm getting called in for a performance review because my BBC spam quota has been slipping.
naggots on suicide watch
>>542109938No white man should be enlisting. Even if you think you’ll be doing some cushy desk job. When WW3 escalates, white men will be sent to the front lines.
>>542109938>Not all of Eglin is an internet troll farm.Just your unit?
>>542111034>No white man should be enlisting.Every Anon should familiarize themselves with these quotes. ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS >judea Declares War on Germany!>"Hitler will have no war (does not want war), but we will force it on him, not this year, butsoon.">"We jews are going to bring a war on Germany.">"The war now proposed is for the purpose of establishing jewish hegemony throughout theworld."You liking these?There’s more>"The jews, taken collectively, view this war as a holy war." >"The Second World War is being fought for the defense of the fundamentals of judaism."Now here comes the best part… >Even if we jews are not physically at your side in the trenches, we are morally with you. Thiswar is our war and you fight it with us."https://ia802903.us.archive.org/1/items/jews-declare-war-on-germany-1933/JewsDeclareWarOnGermany1933.pdf
>>542103025>Medical appointmentsYea back when I was in the navy about to get a medical separation my command started fucking with me too. One black chick chief told me she was gonna get me a bad discharge and take my benefits. What I didnt know is that when you go to med sep you get assigned a lawyer and I told him all the shit they were telling me. He made some phone calls and the next day they took me off the watch told me to only come in from 8am-12pm Monday through Friday didn't work weekends and they said "appointments okay". Fuck those faggots I got my 100% VA in the end but it was worth it but they were ready to try to fuck me out the door.
