Everyone else is taken over by golems!https://youtube.com/shorts/yTb3ONVi51I
TRANSLATION: "Hi Brazilians! Your elections are coming and I'm not sure if you guys realize you are the ONLY south American country that still resisting the satanic zionist oppression led by the United States and its master Israel. Everyone else has been either taken over by murderous zionist dictators, like Ecuador and Colombia, or destroyed by earthquake machines, like Venezuela, leaving Brazil completely isolated. Although I'm an Ecuadorian exiled currently living in Asia, thanks to my Oriental roots, I used to live in Brazil once and have friends there, but you should know better, you know what a military dictatorship feels like, you had a zionist president very recently who almost handed over Brazil to Israel and Donald Trump, so DO NOT make the same mistake twice, DO NOT elect another right wing zionist or else you are gonna lose your country forever."
I rape my dad in his sleep
Brazil is resisting so hard that only an AI Ecuadorian leftist girl is talking about it!
>>542105786so who is making the fart porn?
>>542107428Germans. They literally fund these disgusting stuff here like 2 girls one cup, etc
>>542107428Farting is natural why are you demonizing it?
>>542107849that was the Something Awful forum who paid for 2 girls 1 cup, they pooled their money together. everybody knows that
>>542105786>>542105848Man, we are so screwed that people are financing pizza installments while dodging bullets from phone thieves, and we're drinking water with sewage because we have less basic sanitation than India. Nobody here gives a damn about Israel, keep your worries to yourself no matter where you're from...
>>542105786I heard Brazil is legit the Asian paradise. >No escape from the Great Wall.
>>542108963maybe in your favela kekmy favela is a fucking bubble. i can't remember the last time we had a murder here that wasn't related to drug feud. our police beat the shit out of nogs that come from the surrounding towns to steal, so they don't come anymore. i see school kids walking around with pods in their ears and phones in hand without a worry in the world. our water is clean, and so is our streets. the only niggers we see here are the workers, that again, come from surrounding towns. even our municipal schools are really good and the teachers are well paid, so it's almost 1 to 1 to private schoolsmy favela is best favela
oh and i forgot. we definetly hate the juden here. first joke i remember hearing in MY LIFE when i was a kid was the >how many jews can you fit in a beetle?>6,000,000 in the ashtrayi was like 7 and was told it by my dad's friend kek. i remember everyone laughing
>>542105786i'm in no way a fan of handing over our resources to israel and america but at this point just say you want the chinks to have our rare earths
>>542111119>a murder here that wasn't related to drug feud This excuse you won't give anyone else.That sounds exactly like Mexicans saying "so how does that affect me personally?" as they found 100 dismembered bodies near his house.I could also claim that most people committing crimes here are some way or another tied to drug sales or consumption, doesn't make it any less annoying to get robbed.
>>542105786Probably brown communist rats especially since commie Lula took power.
>>542111547yeah we don't have aztec descendents here chopping up bodies lol. our drug trade in the city consists of you texting someone on whatsapp, asking what they have, they send you a menu, you choose it and then 20 minutes to an hour later a "motoboy" delivers it wherever you are. there is no fighting for territory, so no gang shootings and 0 niggers walking around offering shit to you. we also put all the homeless in the outskirts of the city, so you'll rarely see one walking around, and if you do they don't last long as police will remove them.>doesn't make it any less annoying to get robbed.happened to me ONCE 20 years ago before the "cleansing". i don't even roll my car windows up when stepping out to a convenience store or whateverphone scams seem to be safer and easier for the criminals now a days, as technology advanced too quick for the older people to realize that their nephew asking for money is just an AI using his voice because the nephew was stupid enough to have an entire conversation with a scam calli love my favela
>>542112181where the fuck do you live? the interior of SP i'm guessing?
>>542112181I wonder, what do you think explains the massive murder rates then?
>>542112620PR>>542112725no massive murder rates where i am fren. granted, bigger cities and other regions are legitimaly worse than war zones, but we're pretty comfy here and not really living in reality. as i said, a bubble that probably won't burst, as the city is small enough that our mayors are our parent's friends, so any bullshit that comes into light is immediately confronted with personal beef. but it's big enough to have major infrastructures, international schools, major hospitals and universities and a strong police and PM (military police) presence.
>>542108963how much per gram is the cocaine?
>>542113178makes sense
>>542113214i've paid 50 (would be like $10 dollars) for a gram, delivered to me. don't really do it much but it's readily available if you get the whatsapp contact (easy)it's really good too, comes in pebbles, never powder and has that shine that i never saw when i did it in the US (fucking baby powder in a bag it looked like)come snort the brazil pill anon kek
So despite being descended from the blood of Conquistadors, who valiantly liberated Spain from 800 years of islamic rule, you simp for palestine?Let me guess - da jooooos ruined your life, right?Let me put things into perspective:Populations:South America: 450 millionBrazil: 210 millionglobal islam: 2.2 billionJews: 20 million.>>542105848>>542105985>>542106028>>542107428>>542107849
>>542112725probably the same as the rest of the carribbean, 'crimes of passion' but then you could say the same for Mexico
Well Brazil also happens to be the only relevant South American country. Used to be the Argentine Brazilian duo but Argentina is cooked now.
>>542111119>>542111216>>542112181>>542113178Bro I have been to Parana! I visited the water falls (Foz do Iguacu, still can't pronounce it lmao) and a few other spotsI forgot the name of a small town I went to, but it looked like an European small town, it was surreal. I did feel safe, not sure because of the area I was in, but it was NOT the stereotypical shithole that we make it to be here hah
>>542111119And then you woke up from your dream.
>>542113725the south was built by european immigrants that arrived here during the late 19th and early 20th centuries
>>542113646yeah this is not brazil kek. looks like cameroon or some other african country. don't get me wrong, our carnaval here is just as vile, but we do have more tan and whites that what shows here>>542113725yeah not sure the town you're talking about but we do have big history with Axis folk moving here after the war. lots of japs, germans, and italians>>542113780you're right, it feels like a dreamand don't take the pride i feel for my city for smugness. i'm not better than anyone, i've just been blessed to be able to grow up and live here
>>542105786Marxism and islamic extremism will be flushed from this world, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Israel is only a tiny part of this. The overall fight is between feminists, marxists, and islamists(the unholy trinity).Chauvinists, fascists, and christian nationalists are going to crusade the fuck out of the bitch-made faggots.
>>542113646>>542114253It's the Notting Hill carnival. Published cost to the taxpayers is just £12m.
>>542113529I’m gonna rape your dad in his sleep
