You are teleported back in 1936 and made Hitler's top adviser.How do you help him win the war?
>>542121200If I get 3 wishes can I use my final wish for 3 more wishes?
>>542121200just tell him that graphite is a good moderator in nuclear reactors. You may add how atoms are split since it's 1936.All the rest will come quite naturally.
Retreat the troops from Poland in September 1939 to avoid the British blockade.
>>542121430of course a memeflag nigger gets it all wrongHeisenberg was German and he knew Germany couldn't complete a bomb before the end of the war.
>>542121200Abandon state led economic policies and return to the free market
>>542121200Destroy the British at Dunkirk, don't let them escape
>>542121200give heinrich more money
>>542121585smart, pan-europeanism was probably their only real chance of survival. they lost when hitler turned the economy over to goering, who called his policies "autarky" while robbing the country blind
>>542121200use the fucking sarin you ape>“nein da Anglos have chemicals too”NO THEY DONTThey have mustard. That’s it!They don’t have anything you can’t filter.Put the Sarin in shells and launch it from Uboats into the Eastern Seaboard of the United States. Drop it in bomblets over the UK, mass disperse it on day one of Barbarossa.>sooo many Vhite people will dieJUST DO ITFor the love of Mary and Child wait until 1943 or put the entire navy into Torpedo boats. NO BIG SHIPS>but big gunsNO BIG SHIPSTorpedo bombers and small attack boats.
>>542121436He offered to do this on September 2 before Britain entered the war.
>>542121742Hitler despised chemical weapons, because he became almost blind in WW1 due to them, so not going to happen
>>542121200Do the Holocaust. Properly. Kill every last kike.Forget Russia. Build the bomb and nuke off the Brits in north Africa.Move troops into Palestine and don't let the Brits create Israel.
slavs aren't your enemy total anglo death
>>542121200Don't invade Russia great leader you can't handles de cold
>>542121200coulda gone either way when you think about it
>>542121200>How do you help him win the war?Don't attack the Soviets you dumbfuck Alemanni dog!The real enemy lives in the West!
Hold off on Operation Barbarossa until the war in the west is won.
>>542121200Tell him to wait a little longer before invading the soviet union. Secure western europe, get the UK under control, then consolidate. Focus on turning Europe into a fortress before going after the soviets.
>>542121200>How do you help him win the war?he was a methhead living in his world of delusionsyou couldn't help win the warif your advice went against his own ideas, you'd just get shot
>>542121200Don't do Russia
>>542121900> Do the HolocaustFor real this time
>>542121200Bomb Canada>How will that help us win the war?Win the war?
>>542122014>would always put the toilet seat back up after taking a shit to piss Eva off.>sometimes he would not take his viagra on purpose so his dick would stay soft, he would then blame Eva, “see, even with viagra I can’t get hard, that’s how ugly you are” she would then start crying while he laughed hysterically.>wanted to gas anybody that didn’t have grey eyes, platinum blond hair, over 6’5 of height and an iq over 200>was a pajeet>was secret agent man working for Britain>would host massive satanic orgies at the wolf’s lair with American pinup girls that the SS kidnapped and brought back to Germany>was a prude who was disgusted by intimacy because of his fanatical christianity>was literally going to cross he Atlantic to try to invade all of Norh America>just wanted to destroy Germany>Believed that Germans were superior and should rule the entire world>During meetings, would make paper balls with some maps and throw then in the basket from afar while yelling BOOYHA, this the main reason the war was lost>drew up plans to invade Botswana, capture elephants and let them loose in a stampede in a crowded town center, just for kicks>was a prostitute>was a pimp>was a communist commissar>was secretly working for Stalin>was secretly working for switzerland>was a drug addict>sent drug addicts to camps>would only target baby deer when going hunting, shooting them in the legs and letting them bleed out slowly>would order his men kill their german shepherds in front of him as a show of loyalty>liked to box with 5 year old hitler youth and beat the shit out of them>Hitler of HITTITE>is actually called Frankenberger>is actually a rothschild>gay>pedo>tranny>zoophile>necrophile>fucked his niece>fucked eva braun who had jewish roots>took 74 different drugs>took speed>took bull semen>took pig hormones>took female hormones>loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time>jung said he had female handwriting
>ADOLF HITLER NEEDS ME!??!!?
>>542121200Actually kill the jews.
Don't ally with the japs, stay out of Russia and Africa.
>>542121200I would give him tech to make holohoax actually possible.
>>542121200Have him witness first hand the long term effects of the various drugs he was givenDone
>>542121200tell the Brits he'll help put a Czar back on the throne
>>542121200I just tell him what happens to the best of my knowledge. He knows better than me what he can do with that information.>>542122209What a character that Hitler was
>>542121200"Literally just don't get distracted by the jews, they are weak and impotent as a whole but individuals can be of extreme value so if you rein yourself in about them you literally cannot lose."
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>>542121803Then he should have done it.
>>542121436bro flag is a race war
>>542121200Rothchilds wipe them all. They are the reason even thr Balfour Declaration.
>Never conduct an operational pause when the Allies are on the run in France>Don't fight the British air force over the English channel>Do whatever you can to seize Malta early in the war>Abandon complete meme projects like the Maus and Ratte and instead focus on better motorization of the army
He wouldn't listen. Hitler had some of the best military minds in the world on his side (Von Manstein, Rommel) and he wouldn't even listen to them.
>>542121591>Destroy the British at Dunkirk, don't let them escapethisplus>do not invade russia yet you fucking retard, fucking wait, i'll tell you when
>>542121200"Commander, Pervitin causes addiction and psychosis, and it WILL destroy you. BAN IT IMMEDIATELY, thank me later on your 77th birthday."
>>542121200Don't get white people killed
>>542121200explain to him how to build a nuke from scratchtell him to target the big bangwin the war because no fucker would dare attack someone with that level of power, like how the American did with the Japanese
>>542121900based! base-est brit ever
>>542122491hes not wrong, hitlers obsession with jews lost him the war and led germany to ruin.
>>542122769Nah Battle of Britain was a waste of pilots.Utterly routing the BEF in France so Dunkirk has barely anyone evacuating and subsequently fucking the Allies in North Africa would have done far more.With Malta under Axis control the Brits would have had severe problems with resupplying units based in Alexandria. This genuinely could have led to the Axis taking over North Africa.British power projection would have been fucked.
>>542121436RAREFLAG
>>542121200Maybe instead of mass murdering russians declare liberation of Russia and get 50 millions supporters.p.s. I know some nazi nigger will jump out and say he did but no he murdered 1-2 mln soviet pows in 1941 mistreated civvies horribly and only made ROA a real thing in 1945 when it was ovyr.
>>542122960Is this you?
>>542123141No but he is literally me.
>>542121200I execute his bitch ass
>>542123138>mass murdering russiansWhen in Rome do as the Romans do.
>>542121200Translate his speeches into English and advertise them heavily in the anglospheret. had this precise scenario happen in a dream
>>542121200>don't invade the USSR>winit really is that simple
Don't violate the Molotov Ribbentrop act just yet/don't open another front against the East. Don't allow the British to Retreat from Dunkirk (Worst movie ever btw).That's all he had to do.
>>542123445He invaded the USSR to save Europe from communism./thread
>>542121200I’d tell him to use the bioweapons. Don’t hold back.
>>5421212001. Switch all naval production to U-boats.2. Don't bother with strategic bombing of the UK. It won't work.3. Compromise with the Poles on Danzig and focus on building an anti-Soviet coalition of Central European states. The Danzig question can be revisited later.4. If the British and French attack, destroy their forces as quickly as possible and impose a total blockade on Britain, then seize Malta and North Africa.5. Tell Mussolini to stop being retarded and to focus solely on preparing Italy for an invasion of North Africa and war with the Soviets.6. Don't negotiate an alliance with Japan.7. Seek alliances with Turkey, Iraq, and Iran.8. Stockpile as much oil and rubber as possible.
>>542121200Don't start it. Stay out of Poland and Britain likely would have allied with them, just focus on deportations rather than eradication.
>>5421212001 simple cgange: Provoke the Russians into invading Poland first.Even if it has to be a FF job or propaganda.Join with England and France in a TriPartite Europa alliance to "protect" Poland from Evil Bolshevism.Continue to push East to punish Communism until meet up with the Honorary Aryans from Manchukuo.No Western Front, no Afrikan adventure.Bulgaria, Rumania, Finland Spain etc all join to crush Communism.>Lebensraum im Ost>No more CommunismPut all Undesirables - Jews, Gypsies, Communists and Communist-Jews - into ArbeitsLagers to support the war on Communism and repopulate with Ethnic Germans over the conquered Slav(e)s.Neuter all males so they cant breed more.>Finally have a Solution
>>542123392the waralda is strong with this one
>>542121200>>542123392Forgot to add loot Norway's oil reserves
Dont invade Po- ACK!
Tell him the soviets actually aren't planning on attacking you and that he should strengthen his alliance with them. Make a deal to get the ussrs oil instead of attacking them for it.So much of the worlds problems would be solved if white people stopped fighting each other and instead United against their greatest enemy the fucking jews
>>542121200Shut the fuck up slide thread faggot
>>542121643meant heydrich*
>>542121200I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did
dont destroy the world over fucking danzig maybe?
>>542121200Yyyyoooooo. Hitler. Check up the armbands your GENERALS are wearing!! They're all Nazis!! Those sneaky NAZIS have infiltrated your ranks, Hetler!! WAKE UP!! Take a methamphetamine injections to keep the occult connection to the spirits strong! Peace up!! I'm from CANADA!!
why there are so many memeflaggots in this thread
>>542121200Here’s this algorithm called RSA it’s better than the enigma machine also replace the meth you’re taking with coffee, meth will eventually make you strung out and ineffective.
>>542123545In hindsight communism was a fucking nothing burger. Places like China naturally went back to capitalism without having to invade and force them into it. The real problems are all caused by fucking jews, communism included , them pushing poison and evil onto our people and opening the gates to allow aliens into our countries to rape and murder us. All in all resulting in our eventual genocide in every single one of our countries. Until the jew problem is solved no other problem in the world can ever be solved. You can't solve problems facing your people when your people no longer exist
>>542121436what the fuck happened to your costa rica fag
>>542121200>How do you help him win the war?What if even 25% of the Jewish fanfiction was actually true?
>>542123823He decided, against his military commanders, to focus the Summer Offensive on the Caucasus instead of betting all on Moscow. How did that work out? Further stretched his lines for nothing. He was a bad military commander and should have listened the people who actually knew about military affairs rather than being a know it all.
>>542121200By not starting one until the atom bomb is ready. Then test it on London.
>>542123393I believe the better approach was to weaken British influence across the world, especially via North Africa. Much of British logistics went through Suez and with the Mediterranean under Axis control, the Allies would have struggled with establishing a proper staging area to launch invasions on mainland Europe.Battle of Britain was still a gamble. At least with the intention of Operation Sea Lion. Goering's calls there were retarded. There was more value in bombing British factories and resources but this could have wasted pilots in the long run who were needed in Operation Barbarossa.I agree with the Dönitz idea though. Submarine warfare was far more reliable in messing wtih British logisics.
>>542121419Last wish? I wish I had 3 more wishesAnd I wish they fixed the door to the matrix theres mad glitchesSpit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitchesOne thing this party could use is more... BOOZEput yourself in your own shoesand stay away from all the pairs of busted timbs you don't useHe only keeps them to decorateIf you wanna peep them select a dateAnd bring a deep check like check mate
1. If he wants comintern as a casus belli over the balkans, he needs a way to minimize the scope. 2. He needs a way to feminize his partisanship if he wants to tone down the war. External auditors and weapons inspectors allowed after invasion of Poland.3. He needs to make sure italys weapons doctrines is generalized. They need to only make 110mm guns that can feed either ap, shape charges, he, or personal rounds. Italians are not allowed to make any other heavy weapons other than 110m general purpose guns. Obviously I give them weapons because they are the good guys. But I also need to fix their politics and doctrines.
>>542121200>How do you help him win the war?tell him to chill with the meth
>>542121200I pee on him
>>542124214Communism has its good and bad parts. Competent good people can make any system work. What makes a place well governed or tyrannical is the pedigree of those running the place. If you have aliens in place that hate you running your country then naturally they're going to run it in such a way as to make your life as bad as they possibly can and vice versa. When people say they hate communism they really mean they hate jews and just don't understand the difference.
>>542121200already demonic possessedalso implying anyone suspicious would be allowed to get near after these assassination attempts already failedinstead I would track your ancestor
>>542121200What war? We expose the Russians' evil plan to invade Poland and we chillout somewhere in the Alps while we keep doing our clean-up job in Germany and eventually other anti-communist nations too as we slowly but surely expand our sphere of influence.
>>542121200we have to kill john trump, it is the only way to stop nuclear war hitler
Build more trains.
>>542121200>herr hitler, the poles just want access to the baltic sea, assist them in invading lithuania in exchange for bridging east prussia and danzig with germany, nobody is gonna miss lithuania
its 1936 , we have 3 years, dont go to war . war will cause the biggest communist advance ever seen and the negrification of USA and Europe. Plus losing 1/3 of Germany to Poland. Just build the New Berlin with Speer. You can win this war without firing a single shot.Later send your agents to kill 2 children called Angela Merkel and Ursa Von Delyen
>>542123138This is ideologically impossible. The Nazis believed (IMO correctly) they needed a larger ethnic German core to be a durable European continental hegemon. Integrating other Germanic people like Scandis and Dutchmen into the Reich isn't enough even if Bongs and Frogs would allow it, they need the East as both a demographic base and a breadbasket. If Germany was actually just crusading against the international communism they would have been far more successful, but they also wouldn't have been Nazi Germany.
>>542125143All very true. It was even an issue in the British Empire by the late 19th and early 20th century before they all jumped ship to the stronger horse of the USA, and their political system has always been more structurally resistant to these tactics than ours.
>>542121742Then it will have to be submarines only and torpedo aircraft, no bombers, only fighters and torpedo aircraft.Multi-role aircraft can be given rockets or bomblets.More money into drones less into V2.
ask the jews, they are also racist af
mein Fuhrer, 3 wordsTNDTKDTGD
>>542121200put a bullet in the back of his head
>>542123823kek
>>542121200Shoot him in the head and then teleport back.
>>542126366>>542126928i wonder who could be behind this post
>>542127114The one behind this post can be said with certainty to be incredibly unoriginal.
kill himautomatically save 60 million white lives
>>542127290>automatically save 60 million white livesbut how about 6 million kike lives? Anon, I...
>>542121430LITERALLY THIS
The reason why /pol/ simps for Hitler is because he's a schizophrenic loser and they find kinship in that.
>>542127445Ok rabbi
>>54212738360M white lives for 6M kike lives is an excellent trade-off in the long run imo. wast majority of those whites were fucking retards anyway
>>542127383There wasn’t 6 million killed anyways. The holocaust wasn’t real, dipshit. Also if it was they deserved it.
>>542121200you'll be blamed for trying to take over the world, so do it. no mercy and no quarter
Nullify the alliance with Japan so that when Japan declares war on the USA, you aren't obligated to do the same.
>>542127445not that he was right, that could never have anything to do with it
>>542127445Hitler was the last stand of White Western Civilization against global zionism. If you're one of these "just vote communism bro" retards, you are a golem of the highest order.
>>542127638>Hitler was the lasthe doesn't have to be
>>542127543The great paradox of the neo-Nazi: believing emphatically that the Holocaust didn't happen but wishing it did.
>>542127445ONE OF US
>>542127709this
>>542127638Communism is retarded and self-contradictory but it isn't as retarded and self-contradictory as the esoteric mysticism pseudoscience schizophrenia of Nazi ideology.
>>542127853Shalom Rabbi
>>542127853It actually wasn't as complicated as you're pretending. They wanted an ethnonationalist state where the government's sole purpose is to provide opportunity to Germans. That's it. If you're whining about the Folkish faith, which never even took off because the war went bad, then the only reason that came about is because NSDAP (correctly) diagnosed the church as the jewish attack vector into Western Civilization. They wanted to replace the religious rootkit with a new system of their own devising. That's all.
>>542121200tell him to read mein kampf
Do NOT trust the an**los
>>542128021They couldn't even pin down what a German was because their parameters weren't based in anything concrete like genetics, but rather political convenience and vibes.
>>542128306You're operating under the misapprehension I'm Jewish because I called Hitler and his merry band of the mentally ill dumb and stupid.
>>542121200I would tell him if we wait 2 years mein Fuhrer we will own the skies and therefore the world
>>542128167They had literal charts describing what a German was. Anyone can be jewish, by the way. It's just a religion.
>>542121900>Forget Russia.Icebreaker happens if he does thisYOU LOSE
>>542121200He wouldn't listen to me anyways.
>>542121200Curbstomp his dr. feel-good. Introduce a final solution.
>>542121200The world needs another Hitler
>>542121200Total war day oneNo more big warship projects. Dump all the naval budget into U boatsGo into Russia as liberators and earlier in the season, as soon as the mud hardens.>But Italy needs help in GreeceToo bad
>>542121489the real german nuclear program was leaded by Kammler and was completed just before the end of the war, too late to be useful. Heisenberg's program was just a deception.See "Critical Mass" by Carter Plymton Hydrick.
Stress relief blowjobs
>>542121200Use graphite, dont defund the nuclear research, dont let the Brits escape from Dunkirk, dont waste time bombing Britain raise Leningrad to the ground instead, confiscate the French fleet, dont let the Japs make Pearl Harbor, if you cant - dont declare war on the US, make promises to collaborators - you can always betray them after.
>>542121430Germans were the first to discover fission, they just didn't figure out how to make it into a bomb.
>>542127709how's that a paradox? knowing it didn't happen isn't opposed to wishing it did
>>542128739Hitler would loved anime
I wouldn't tell him what to do.I would just listen.Which is something no one did.
>>542130035>they just didn't figure out how to make it into a bomb.yes they did, see >>542129800they surrendered their enriched uranium and atomic bomb components to the United States, which were then used in the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>542121200Advise him not to get on a thousand drugs because his doctor tells him to. They cooked his brain.
>>542121200Immediately contact Americans so i can get the fuck out of there
This board's Grossgermanium hoi4 fantasies aside, I have to ask, wasnt Libya (owned by italians) like completely full of Oil?Feels like that would have been a pretty good source. Better than having to bumrush the soviets.
>>542121200Actually start the job you're accused of attempting. And then finish it.
>>542131551It would have been if they had known about it at the time.
>>542130056the bots contracted schizophrenia from their jewish masters, please understand
>>542130056Because it did happen, which should make you happy, but instead you say it didn't happen and seethe over that alternate reality.
>>542121727>they lost when hitler turned the economy over to goeringSo before the war even started? goring was involved in that from '35 to '38, after which he was too busy with heading the luftwaffe and other duties to give a shit about the economy
>>542121200Tell Hitler to execute Franz Halder.
>>542122209he probably was fucking his niece, at the very least she sexually fantasized about sleeping with him
>>542121200Do everything I can to preach patience and cultivation of resources. Also, I'd help him smoke the traitors in the ranks. And tell him to eat better and not take drugs.
i kill him immediately and put rosenberg in chargewouldnt bother asking him if hed sacrifice himself to achieve victory, im just gonna assume its a yes.
>>542133023his economic policy was basically looting rare antiques for his personal collection
>>542121200March all the Jews into Russia — no camps just get the fuck out. Let Russia attack me and go from there.
>>542121200Don't start the war if it's after the war get a peace treaty immediately and stop killing white people. Just silently kill all the Jews in Germany.
>>542121200Invade Britain straightaway at all costs, despite the commie threat. That was the only way. Having done that, Britain and Russia could never be reinforced or resupplied, and that would have been that.Fortunately, though, he made the wrong choice and now Britain only has signs with Arabic as a second language, and not German or Norman. ha halmao evenGod save us all.
>>542121200Give him a firm handshake
>>542121200link up with japansteal mahattan project
>Unite with Austria.>Invade Denmark and the Benelux.>Take over Indonesia.>Become the dominant power in Europe with like 2000 casualties.And that's that.
>>542121591He shoulda fired Goering right then, just for not even being able to take on the fucking civilian flotilla. Fucking disgraceful, imo.
>>542122209You seem like a trolling kike. Why so obsessed, bro?
I would just tell him the situation was hopeless because it absolutely was. The USSR and the US had significantly higher populations than Germany >But what about Germanys allies?Ah yes, Italy which got a black eye against Ethiopian niggers and got it's ass handed over to it by the Greeks? Maybe Japan which was barely industrialized and merely got the upper hand in China because China wasn't unified, not to mention the US fleet was blowing their back out.Spain was recovering from the civil war, out of the question entirely, as for Romania, Hungary, and Bulgaria, they were either too small or too underdeveloped to even make a difference.All in all, the war was completely and utterly hopeless for Germany.>what if they captured Moscow?Stalin was a kiked up psychopath, he would've just moved the capital to some Siberian city and continued the meatwaves endlessly. The Germans had already failed to capture Leningrad and Stalingrad, so Moscow being larger than either was absolutely out of the question regardless.>what if Japan attacked Siberia?Why would they? The soviet army stationed in Siberia was larger than the entire Japanese army in manchuria, that would be suicide waiting to happen, there's a reason the Japan stayed cleared of it altogether in our own timeline.>but it would cause the soviet army to fight in 2 fronts.The soviets would just drop Siberia, it's virtually empty and completely useless, they'd focus on Germany regardless.
Do not invade the soviets and focus all efforts on obliterating the remainder of Europe with a primary focus of destroying all of England
>>542121200Build germanys bomb faster
The best I could've told him was that Ribbentrop was wrong about the British bluffing war if he went into Poland. The ZOG in Britain were itching for war with Germany, Poland was a perfect casus belli for them.
>>542121200>secure more oil resources>let more tank research be done>don't invade Poland in 1939>silently rearm even faster>not hire the generals who would end up letting the allies regroup at Dunkirk (there was some British army that was almost routed on the path back up to the northern coast and would've been if the German leader didn't hold off for a day)?>let the v2 missile program hit completionJust a few ideas to buy more time and for some better success in the early war.
>>542135888>tank researchThe best tank in the world can't save you from the Tank Wave
>>542121489>>542121430I honestly think hitler would have never used an atomic bomb.
>>542121200Nobody escapes Dunkirk. After that bomb Britain until it sinks into the ocean. Kill all the French and if you have time lock the jews in fake shower rooms and gas them with low grade insecticide
>>542123740this is the real one
>>542135655The British wouldn't capitulate whatsoever.The British coastline is brutal to say the least, when operation Sealion was proposed the nazi high command rejected it entirely and for good reason.Amphibious attacks are extremely unsuccessful.>but what about D-day?D-day was still a fucking catastrophe casualty wise on the behalf of the allied powers. The only reason why it succeeded is because the Germans had to send most of their troops to the eastern front.So taking that into consideration, England was an absolute fortress, thanks to Churchill, the morale was extremely high, and the Brits would've fought until their last breaths on the streets if they had to, but that's assuming the Germans somehow established an supply line. With the formidable Royal Navy, that shit was impossible, the Germans would've been constantly harassed on the English channel by the British fleet, best i can imagine is that the Germans capture only a city or 2 until they are inevitably pushed back, resulting in an embarrassing show for the Germans.>If they didn't attack the Soviets then they could do it.Problem was, the Soviets were already building an army to invade Germany before the war even started, if Hitler didn't declare war on the USSR, then Stalin would've definitely attacked Germany anyways. This time period would've been even more catastrophic for the Germans than our own, fighting an prepared Soviet union was just simply an impossibility as we saw ourselves
>>542133023>So before the war even started?exactly, the decision to abandon the free market was the precise point where their fate was sealed. they quickly lost all of their soft power and all of their capital, leaving them to launch a doomed war they had very little chance to win
>>542121942>>542121962>>542121976>>542121978>>542122019>>542122234>>542123445>>542123692For all the traditionalist Don't Do Russia bros, new history has dropped, Russia was going to invade, there was no choice. Since we are Nuremburg Regime Kikeslaves they don't exactly trumpet this newer revelation but it is established beyond doubt. You have to go to war with Russia, so you have to win it. Win Russia, make it to Moscow, put everything into it. East first, then West, no other option. The key is to find the perfect moment to go all in. Germany fared very well at first precisely because they caught Russia mobilizing for attack and having no defensive footing.
>>542121200- Recommend assassinating Churchill's jew backers.- Recommend a propaganda blitz in the US explaining the history of jewish shenanigans in Germany. Average Americans opposed to involvement in Europe prior to Pearl harbor.- Ask Japanese to put off their attack until Russian front settled.- Provide technical assistance with radar, NVGs, development of helicopter, proximity AA fuses, hyperbarics, certain explosives, ultra-crete, the transistor, LEDs, and some fabrics.- Strongly recommend expanding underground shelters for civilians in cities, big enough to work and live in.- Recommend exploring Antarctica ASAP.
>>542140009Forgot to add: 555 & 556 IC chips.Also: get Henry Ford's list of what 50 powerful jews need to be removed to end war; remove them.
>>542121200>How do you help him win the war?Piss-easy.ACCEPT PETAIN'S OFFER TO JOIN THE AXIS AND RAZE ENGLAND TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING RETARDED ANGLOSUCKER.
>>542121200More masterbation death machines, more roller coaster death machines, more bugs bunny cartoon inspired death machines.
>>542121900Stalin said he would have attacked Germany if Germany hadn't attacked USSR.Germany came really close to success.If they'd planned/understood better for the cold weather, they could have pulled it off.
>>542137357Stalin said he would have invaded Germany had Germany not invaded USSR.Though, I guess an argument could be made that if Germany played a defensive war at first, they would have had shorter supply lines and not been at such a disadvantage with the weather.Letting USSR attack first also would have made Lend/Lease harder for Roosevelt to justify.
>>54212120036 is too latehe made his fatal error in 35He should have put freemasons on trialand held public executions to expose them they deserved to be killed, but the trials should have been bublicto expose them and their evil plot to enslave the world
>>542121436https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lzv7JerQuTKi
>>542122558
Why would I want him to win the war? So he can kill another 0 jews?
Enigma and Lorenz are compromised. Don't deport jews. Keep them in town centers of Cologne, Hamburg and Lübeck. Use uranium and plutonium for nuclear bomb, heisenberg overestimates (perhaps intentionally) the critical mass necessary, because you can reflect neutrons back into the core, thus reducing critical mass. They will try to assassinate Todt, Heydrich and you. Keep an eye on Stauffenberg, Bussche Streithorst. Their radar will be lightweight enough to be carried on submarine hunter destroyers and planes by 1943. Japan has no interest in attacking soviet union.
>>542124210Based doom appreciatorRip
Since England really was not going to do shit except dream about all the war crimes they would commit if they could, the whole war depends on keeping Japan from attacking Pearl Harbor, and attacking Russia with everything in order to make it to Moscow. With the Eastern front wrapped up and oil flowing the Western front could be barricaded tight. Would Anglos even be willing fight at that point, would they have a chance, or would they tell the kike to take a hike? The biggest problem is dissuading Japan from attacking America to make sure all focus can stay on Russia long enough.
>>542140777Just 3 bros living in the momentNot a cellphone in sight
>>542121200Shoot him because he was a Zogbot. Murricans cannot even compete against Aldi and Lidl and always cowardly destroy way better people. Same as Ukro gaylord today.
Hey boss, you know that fucking enormous barely hospitable frozen tundra ? Do not invade it.
>>542121200Don't invade Poland. Come to a diplomatic solution over Danzig. Instead focus interests in pulling the Balkans into our sphere and then placate the west into supporting us in a war against the Soviets.
>>542121200Hitler's most famous quote is "I never said gas the Jews, I said pass the juice." I would explain to him why he maybe should gas the Jews.
>>542121200I don't because I don't speak German so I'd probably be arrested for espionage and executed.
>>542121200Make him shave dimwit mustache.Wait for atomic bomb instead of starting WWII.
>>542123138peace with the civies was incompatible with german war goals. you slav niggers would have been agreeing to slavery.
>>542128167The same goes for anything. What's an American? What's a Jew?
>>542121200Actually commit the lolacaust since jewish subversion inside Germany is a big part of why they lost. Then make a better pact with russia and focus on stopping american and brittish forces until there was no more England and all the US troops were killed on the beaches where they landed. Then convince the Russians their jewish bolshivik government is their enemy, help arm, train and supply them to go destroy jewish bolshiviks in russia. Create a unified Europe and russia under a giant eagle and swastika. >>542121200
>>542135596>black eye against Ethiopian niggersIn 1896. In 1936 they got destroyed
>>542121200Don't invade Poland.
>>542121978yeah i'm sure he had tons of people already advising him against fighting russiatho maybe he'd listen to a time traveller
>>542141397It wasn't a choice. Stalin had a horde like no other positioning to bring the real blitzkrieg that would have swamped Europe. They had tanks and soldiers in numbers that couldn't be matched especially after all the land and industry that would have been lost in the early phases of invasion. The quick move to attack first caught Russia with all their stuff unlimbered and loaded on trains. Just look at the epic amounts of men and materiel Germany captured immediately. All Europe was a done deal for Stalin and Soviet Communism if not for the preemption. So, the real trick is to make it so the Western Front can be neglected to go all in on Russia.
>>542137357you should just ignore all retards saying invading russia was le bad from now onhis timing could not have been betterrather famously it was such a good invasion the dear leader stalin locked himself in his room to kick and cry for two (2) weeks as soon as he got the news, thinking it was all fucking over for him and his country
I would tell him to stop eating rat poison pills that the baldoid faggot behind him is prescribing
>>542121200Tell him to not trust the Japanese to follow up on fighting USSR with youTell him to by any means necessary to never start a 2 front warTell him to never declare war on AmericaTell him to delay operation Barbarossa and instead fund nationalistic independence movements in Ukraine and other eastern european countriesTell him to invest more in the Kreigsmarine and pivot to the middle east and secure oil there either, most likely by helping nationalist movements there to fight against British occupationTry to have a unified goal, reaching MoscowBut in the end despite all this the chance for a realistic victory would be only 10% at best. His best bet would only to be a sitting duck and overtime provoke USSR or at least try hard to propagandize it so that the western allies give up on trying to put down Nazis and begin focusing on a more behemoth enemy that is USSR and Stalin. Basically he’d have to give up his greatest goal of Lebensraum but at least he’d keep Nazism alive in Germany.
>>542121200In the Arabian peninsula. Halfway between Riyadh and the Red Sea. Aquire that land. Drill for oil.
>>542121436flag hella ghey
>>542123568develope nukes
>>542121200Mein Fuhrer! Gutten taag, listen motherfucker, I hail from the future, here’s how it’s going to go down…
>>542121962>Don't attack the SovietsPretty much. If they'd let the soviets go to them and then pushed back the soviets would have got killed on one side by the Reich and on the other side by the winter and their "commanders" killing deserters. USSR actually had a "no fall back" policy during many battles, another words literally run into the machine gun fire, not run around it run into it. Look it up their command was insane.
>>542121200>force spain to block Gibraltar>tell him about cool wunderwaffe tech that's actually good>tell him about churchill, tell him he needs to off him>get paratroopers dropped on the french navy>go meet Horthy, and also tell him about the tech, warn him about romania>if Churchil is still alive try to kill him>go to the usa and talk about jews trying to start a war, bring up the US trying to enter the war by allowing an attack by the japs before pearl harbor>go to japan and tell them about proxy fuses, suggest they adapt a ship to ship v1
>>542121200Assassinate Churchill before he starts making deals with the Rockefellers and campaigns to drag europe into war.
>don't do warHave to pay back MEFO bill, Weimar Germany will be the ruling party again>Don't fight USSRUSSR will eventually invade either way based on the fact that USSR is ramping up military production scarily quick>don't declare war on the USAFranklin D. Roosevelt will find a wayThe situation is looking very grim, bros.
>>542121430There are strong indications that the Germans had already built and tested the bomb, but that Hitler regarded it as the product of a corrupting Jewish physics and therefore unusable.
>>542141467>Come to a diplomatic solutionDidn't he make multiple attempts to bring in other nations to mediate?
>>542137357>it is established beyond doubtBy whom?>they caught Russia mobilizing for attack and having no defensive footingThey caught the USSR in the middle of construction of the new defense lines with no infrastructure for proper placement of equipment and zero fucks given about the potential attack, since your average Soviet was beyond propagandized by that point that it was some Anglo narrative that there's going to be a war.
>>542121200Don't fumble the King Edward situation. Offer a bride that is of age at least, he is a milf hunter. Ally with Britain against Soviets.
>>542121200Tell him to ditch the fuhrerprinzip and listen to his fucking generals instead of his ego.
>>542141827Poland was massacring Germans by the 1000's to goad him into it. He should have had the German polacks start an insurgency, funded and supplied them like they did the IRA.Would have worked out much better. Instead Germany got played by the kikes, Russian and American and British.
