>>542124195wouldn't it be self driving uber?oh wait
But if everyone can do that, the price for the ride will drop and if it drops too low, you might even lose money by doing it.
> runs over a kid> sorry buddy you own it so you’re liable
>>542124195This man has been cursed by God
Is this really the future we want?
>>542124195So the private citizen will be expected to subsidize this rich faggot , take on 100% of the risk of the loan and maintenance, and wont even be allowed to have their own vehicle at their own residence for their own use? How is this not communism?
>>542124261Shhhhh
>get up for work>battery is dead>theres a pack of Newports and a bottle of hennessey on the front seat>car smells like greaseThats like your best case scenario.
>>542124261Then everyone will start sabotaging everyone else's car
It's going to cost $60,000 and it will never self-drive because the retard won't use lidar.
>>542124195https://m.youtube.com/shorts/87XP1RdpGj0
>>542124313He openly worships satan so I would hope so. Fuck this gigantic retarded faggot.
How did someone so retarded become so wealthy
>>542124329Your assuming the cars there in the first place when you wake up.
>>542124195If this was true, he wouldn't be selling them to people. He would just keep them and deploy for money.
>>542124261>brownoid learns economics 101
>>542124195all tesla cars look like utter shitthe design is just trashwhy cant they hire proper car designers?
>>542124195Mr. Musk, one tiny issue, the niggers exist
>>542124195Is it a real autonomous car or is it a jeet remotely operating it from bombay ?
>>542124354(((Government))) subsidies, starting with being paid out by the (((government))) at PayPal. He literally benefitted from the USA as a communist.
>>542124354You don't need to be smart to be wealthy. You need to have a good idea at the right time and/or take credit for other people's good ideas and be ruthless about it. Or in Elon's case, autistic.
>>542124195elonshiesty and tesla gottem linked upneed it or sneed it
>>542124367It's like the franchisee model for people who can't get approved for a 200k business loan.
>>542124195>Elon genocides millions of brown uber drivers overnightI'm sorry for doubting you Elon-senpai. I thought you were bringing all those jeets over here to suppress wages. Now I know the truth.
>>542124195So who is legally liable when it auto-drives over someone?
>>542124195>paying 30k to have strangers fuck in your car
Its will be like $100k and the self driving commercial license will be $1200/month, and insurance will be astronomical.
>>542124261No no no no no no! We were having such a nice time! Why did you have to ruin it!
>>542124195
>>542124299^^^^^^^^^^^^^hence why they haven't been on the roads for like the past 10 years in anything but this limited regional trial thing
>>542124455Don’t you have to be smart in the first place to have a good idea ? Not pretending he is building cars and rocket ships himself but you know
>>542124195Why is theres cum all over my car and the smell of cigars and puke all over the place?also it got smashed during a protest and now your insurace didnt have fulll coverage so you have to foot the bill and all the citations it got on the way. to the trap house
>>542124367Franchise model has been shown over and over to be where the money is. You reap pure profit and take no risk.
>>542124315you should look up the definition of subsidy before you use it again.
>>542124577niggers would be smoking weed and stinking it up
>>542124195I wouldn't even let randos in a 100% white society use my vehicle let alone this brownoid hell we live in. These billionaire motherfuckers do not live in reality.
>>542124669How is someone taking out a loan so that a large corporation can benefit directly at not taking out the loan themselves, and receive nothing in compensation, bnot a subsidy of said ultra rich corporation? Elon is literally telling you that you don't own the vehicle you are paying for and it can be taken by anyone at any time and you can do nothing,.
>>542124261That just means more people will be able to afford taxis and thus even more profit, you have a backwards view of economics.
>>542124195>some niggers take a shit inside>clean it up janny
>>542124455you can also simply know how to hire the right people who are much smarter than you at [x]but you also have to be smart enough to step the fuck out of their way so they can do what you hired them to, and musk isn't that smart, which is why he's not richer and we're not already on marshe's known to stop any project he takes direct involvement in dead in its tracks by arguing against the people he hired that actually know what the fuck they're doing
One thing the elites all agree on is that vehicle ownership should be restricted. Firearms too, Trump's probably the only billionare in the world who isn't anti-gun.
>>542124261That also means no more brownoid Uber drivers need to get shipped in.
Something like this just can't work in America. Homeless people are going to squat in them and use them as toilets, beds, and a place to do drugs. Drunk women will vomit in them and leave bloody tampons around. Niggers will use them for drive bys and steal literally anything they can off it. Liberals will stab their tires whenever they are parked.
>>542124195I wouldn't want to use one of those as cabs. You'd have to clean the piss outta it every day.
>>542124638To have a good idea you need to solve a problem someone has. Sometimes those problems are so easy to solve even an idiot can do it. Sometimes those 'good' ideas themselves are retarded, but they lucked out by being in the right time, the right place with enough marketing behind it. Sometimes smart people create genuinely great stuff and no one will ever know or care.
>>542124195Elon Musk is the dumb person's smart guy.
>>542124195where are people possibly going to be driving at night?
>>542124847they still get shipped in; they just go straight on welfare instead of getting a job.
>>542124195lmao doesn't want to deal with fleet logistics like maintenance and repair. Musk is a colossal faggot. He just wants the rake + sales + repair sales.
>>542124724This is meant to be an "exposure therapy" for what is planned, you start by introducing a new concept in an outrageous form, everyone talks about it, you retreat, and you come back with something more mild, and people get used to it. 100% there is some trojan horse hidden inside of this car, definitely some new form of surveillance technology.
>>542124728>receive nothing in compensationfirst, no one said that you have to take a loan. second, it seems like you don't understand what happens if you buy one of these since you said there is no money to be made. https://www.selfemployed.com/news/tesla-eyes-robotaxis-ahead-of-earnings/
>>542124195If it worked like that, why would he sell the cars?Why wouldn’t everyone get one and completely flood this market until nobody makes any money anymore?There is no way that he’s actually intelligent.
>>542124195>buy it for 30k lol you can't even buy a graphics card for 30k what planet is this nigger from>besides, if this shit actually works to make passive income boomers will bid them up to 300k and tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>>542124354He was born into wealth and made some good investments. He got fired from PayPal for being a retard on technical issues
>>542125345What's going to happen is exactly this, but at the last minute institutions will offer to buy these Cybercabs on the cheap and lobby to make owning them because of insurance or licenses untenable for normal people and basically get a discount on all the inventory and drive prices for rides up.
>>542124345The christcuckian "Satan" is a Semitic engineered inversion of reality, a personification of native European values. Satan is Lucifer, the Sun, Sol Invictus. He represents independence, strength, power, intelligence, and self sufficiency.you read (or have read to you, more likely) book and take it 100% at face value because you're a golem
>>542124195you can buy it for $30k and make money while a jeet shits in the back seat
>>542124195What is truro or some other person to person car rental app? You can already do air bnb for cars. Trucks, even.
>>542124195>UberJeets btfo.Based
>>542124430Neither. He's been promising this shit for about a decade, along with dozens of other vaporware bullshit schemes.
>>542125208So everyone who has ever bought a Tesla did so with cash, that is your argument? You are getting dumber and dumber my friend.
and when bubba smears feces inside the car?
>>542124430Tesla autopilot doesn't even work, check news, shit kills people every week
>>542124770kek so your metric for success how rich someone is but Elon *only* being a trillionaire means he's a failure. I don't even like him but you sound deranged, or you just fell for his obviously bullshit claims.
Who is liable if the thing goes apeshit and destroys something or kills someone?
>>542124195jokes aside ive seen an instagram reel of one in action somewhere in texasreally neat i think. maybe not as a public transportation but for private use it would be phenomenal for me personally since i have no drivers license.i think the gold color is too much tho i would buy one in jet black without the caberpunk logo since i didnt really liked that game and theme all that much. otherwise its cool tech thank elonne
>>542124195Your insurance will skyrocket
>>542124195Why is Musk blocking us from getting Chinese EVs?
>>542125000>lmao doesn't want to deal with fleet logistics like maintenance and repair. Musk is a colossal faggot. He just wants the rake + sales + repair sales.he's hardly alone, that's the existing rideshare playbook
>>542124261Yeah that's supply and demand and I hate how people still uber for a living As long as there's a slave class, pajeets, this sharing poverty economy isn't going anywhere
>>542124195Not even in early 1900s Iceland would I just let random strangers use my car unsupervised and expect not to regret it
>>542125875It is ok since walk is forbiden in the Land of the Free.
>>542125769>everyone who has ever bought a Tesla did so with cash, that is your argument?i didnt say that either. you would do better if you could make your points without putting words in people's mouth. it may just be a lack of reading comprehension ability and you fundamentally have a hard time understanding replies to your posts.
>>542124195>Elon tells you that you wont have jobs.>Elon also tells you to make money while you sleep.Which is it fag, either we wont have jobs or money or we will have jobs and money.He sounds really retarded.
BYD is further ahead than Tesla and sells more EV's annually than Tesla, why shouldn't I just buy one of theirs?
>>542124195I want one of these for personal use (one hour commute each way) but who takes liability for an accident? Is Tesla liable because they programmed the thing or am I liable because I'm the owner even though I have no way to control the car or influence any decision it makes?>>542124602>self driving commercial license will be $1200/monthThis is the other big issue. Tesla already made the *not* full self-driving software into a $100/month subscription with no option to buy it outright. How much will they charge for *full* autonomous self driving? We can assume there will be no option to buy it outright so does this mean any time Tesla needs more money they can just jack up everyone's subscription and there is nothing we could do because the car doesn't fucking drive AT ALL without an active FSD subscription?
>>542125481No. Lucifer is the Morning Star, Venus. Saturn is Satan. The dark star that was once a Sun or Red dwarf. Learn your shit before posting noise.
But niggers
>>542124261That's a risk he's willing to take.
>>542126098Of course it is, standard fuck the little guy, maximize profit, minimize liability.
>>542126319American government does not allow BYD to be registered to drive on public roads. Actually the way it works is kind of like the handgun roster in California, all cars are illegal until they make it on the approved list. There are actually many car brands that can't be driven here we just never think about because we never see them.
>>542124261Jewber Eats is like this. I'm the only white man that does it because I can't get hired. My favorite part is that I never get asked to confirm the order because I'm not a Jeet. They know that I won't steal the food.
>>542124367This.
Everything gets more gay and more retarded with each passing dayYou can pry my ice car/truck from my cold hands you electric car fag bois.
>>542126433pretty much. which is why I hope orbit gets irradiated with nukes (destroying all sats) and all the undersea cables are destroyed. To free us from this techno hell
>>542126376And pajeets JewsGipsy SpicsEtc etc
>>542124195Then people vomit in it.
>>542124195And the reason he doesn't do it himself on industrial scale is...?
>>542124338lidar is a cope
>>542124261>But if everyone can do thatEveryone can set up an online shop too.
>>542125481Okay have fun with Satan, retard.
>>542126747>>542126376None of that matters, who do you think needs a cab "while you sleep"? drunks and junkies, that's whoyou're asking for a car soaked in piss in vomit, assuming the car can even get the passed out people to actually get up and leave the car
>>542126769
>>542124367As it's been pointed out, it's about getting the guaranteed money up front by shifting the risk to the buyer. Instead of a "maybe averaging out to $60k" it's "$60k+interest" that can be used for accounting shenanigans if it doesn't work out. There's probably a down payment and repossession angle there, too.
>pic rellol
>>542124195chuds believe anything these retards say so I dont blame Elon for lying so blatantly about everything.
>>542124195This retard realizes that he doesn't have full self driving without supervision still, right?
>>542124195why would they sell it if it makes more money than it is worth?
>>542124195if it was such a brilliant business move why is tesla selling the cars instead of hoarding it for themselves. they'd have to hold all legal obligation and compete with waze in the race to the bottom
>>542126856Its literally got lie in the name
Self driving cars are the biggest memes ever. Even the current most successful one like Waymo is a fucking money pit that will never be profitable.
>>542124195Why does this faggot not realize how retarded he is?
>>542124195this nigga has promised this, and full autopilot self driving shit since forever, the only thing funnier is his tunnel in vegas
>>542124354He was already wealthy and threw that new how to leech off government gibs and because he was already wealthy had all kinds of ways to get in touch with the government to get said gibs.
>>542127155Full self driving by 2018 bro I promise just give me more money bro. -Elon Im never getting in a driverless vehicle. FUCK that dude. Especially when vibe coding is the new norm.
>>542127119I think they have to offload liability. Tesla has already been successfully sued for $400M for a single Cybertruck crash and that wasn't even real full self driving. >>542127143lmao.
>>542126340Retard. The christcuckold binary is good (yahweh/yeshua/Jewish values) versus bad (satan/Indo-European values)I'm sure you're going to rebut with some gay astrology bullshit like the sassy gemini queen you are, sister, but I really don't give a fuck.
>>542125481You fucking retard you fell for a psyop
>>542124261Now extrapolate this to all forms of labor as well. Wtf do we do then?
>>542124338It already self-drives with only cameras. There are reasons to shit on Elon's plan, this is not one of them. They already drive around today with the tech you don't think could work, because you're retarded.
>>542125208>first, no one said that you have to take a loanSo you are just a liar then.
>>542127520Uhhhhh who gave you guys electricity?
>>542124195I'm going to goon and have anal sex in someone's tesla while it drives me around.
based leftists should shit diarrhea in every car
>>542124261That is literally capitalism winning
>>542124195/pol/ is actually retarded when it comes to economics. The business idea around robotaxis is solid. Their problem is not business model. It's execution and software.
>>542124299It’s a neat idea but the reality is, if it’s a viable business model, it will be dominated by 2-3 Jewish startups who own 90% of the market share.
>>542127520They drive in the conditions they expect. If the conditions are different they crash.>changed signs>roadworks>policeImmediately they flop.
>>542124695A Tesla car called the cops on some niggs who were drinking and flashing guns. Forget if the rented the car or stole it.
>>542127766>camera catches you gooning>maxes out your payment method for gooning feesWhoops
Cheese!
>>542124195>also must accept liability for any damage, injury or death it causes and agree to never sue tesla
>>542128016
>>542124195so what happens if i buy it and then lock it in my garage and never let other people use it? just use it all for myself and i get a $30k self-driving car?
>>542124195Tesla batteries only have a lifespan of like 7 years. You would burn out half your battery on ride slop. You would end up down money in the end. It's the equivalent of driving your tesla into a lake.
>>542124195That is the most disgusting brass color they could’ve picked
>>542128013>cancels card mid-goonWhat now?
>>542127966I drive truck across the entire US and most of this country is full of work zones at all times, and GPS is constantly recalculating to side roads beside the interstate or highway. Self driving cars are 100% going to kill more people than indians but it's impossible to argue with the people who totally bought into the meme.
>>542124195Who is gonna insure that?
>>542124195>air b n bSo he's saying I can sleep, secrete stress compounds and jack off and fart and eat for 3 days straight while the windows are closed like I can with peoples airbnb houses?
if you can make money so easily, why doesn't he just keep the cars? Why sell such a valuable asset? Really gets the noggin joggin
>>542124329>>542124365It better not be there when I wake up. That bitch of a trash heap is supposed to be out there moving clients around and making me money.It's a clanker. If it's not being charging up, it should be doing it's job.
>>542127520Ok go buy some then. Except you won't because you're a lying broke ass 1pbtid jeet
>>542124299>tesla: “not my problem”It’s literally Patreon on wheels
>>542128879Why don't McDonald's run their own stores?
>>542124430It’s remotely operated for sure
>>542129121If they have to ask that question, they are not smart enough for the answer.
>>542127520>They already drive around today with the tech you don't think could workNot safely, they still have issues with plowing through stop signs.
>>542124195Nigger lits up a fire, jeet poops in it, women leak menstrual blood, timmies leak alcohol everywhere and south asians dirty the car so that it looks and smells like a trashcan. And ((you)) need to clean and maintain it.
>>542127966From what I've seen they have no problems with those specific scenarios. The prime issue I've seen youtubers raise is its parking spot selection, but that's an annoyance rather than anything else. Anyway my point was camera-only is technically proven, you definitely don't need LIDAR arrays for self-driving. Trying to say that you do need it at this point is just fucking retarded, it's the worst possible argument against Tesla. Frankly I suspect this is more bs FUD from Dan O’Dowd's crew again.
>>542128430It's supposed to be a mix between taxi yellow and cybertaxi gold.
>>542124195Guys owning a fleet of cybertaxis is like free income. You just need to make your own taxi buisness. Cyber taxi is going to eliminate uber because uber type drive services rely on a HUMAN operating the vehicle.
>>542129186No, you and anyone who claims that is a fucking idiot. There's plenty of footage of people testing it and turning it on and off on the fly, where no remote operator would be in position to suddenly take over. Are you people pretending to be retarded?
>>542124195GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>542127520>They already drive around today with the tech you don't think could work, because you're retarded.Give up, anon. I am sure the same people will go on about how only cameras will never work 10 years from now still, after Tesla robotaxis are everywhere.
>>542129849>From what I've seen they have no problems with those specific scenarios.Tesla has lost like 3 lawsuits based on fatal crashes caused by those incidents. Most recent one was it ramming a lit up firetruck in 2023.
>>542130033>kys
>>542124195why does it smell like poo?
>>542124195*cybercab gets destroyed by niggers or angry taxi medallion mafias while you sleepFixed. These things could only work in Japan or Monaco.
>>542124195If that's so good, why won't he keep all the fleet for himself?
>>542129050I'm going to put a generator on mine and have it running 24/7.
>>542130279Doesn't want to deal with passengers
>>542129919And a Fake taxi Don't forget to scrape off the dried jizz from the seats
>>542130279Because Elon is just the manufacturer. He's offering Americans small buisness opportunities to create and run their own robo taxi buisness. He's too rich to deal with logistics and maintaining such a thing. He just wants to sell you the taxi and let you deal with the rest.
>check car after a week>full of used needles, condoms, rotting food/garbage, and maybe a turd or two
>>542130279He just lost a $320 million lawsuit when one of the trial cars ran a stop sign in Florida and killed some spics. Probably hopes it'll mitigate liability.
>>542130427Well upon looking at the design of the taxi they made it so no "backseat" exists. There's only 2 front seats with open view from the sides and front. Also it will be full of cameras obviously watching what goes on inside. You poop or jizz or do anything abnormal in there then you are banned from ever riding in a robo taxi for your entire life.
>>542130535>Also it will be full of cameras obviously watching what goes on insideMasking tape.
>>542124468Underrated.Thank you for saying it.
>>542124345Envy is a sin you hypocrite.
>>542130535He believes the ban threats gonna take away the people courage.I ask you a simple question.How much did you get the 3 day ban?
>>542124628Things are all over downtown. I saw three different self driving taxi companies yesterday.
>>542130643>>542130702It's not the same because you are required to show identity while paying anyway. The identity you use... Well okay it's easy to beat the system. It's impossible to run a robo taxi and stopping people from abusing it. Robo taxi won't work because humans are assholes. Unless it uses some type of AI facial recognition software that recognizes who entered and who is banned and somehow universally stops people from entering the taxi who are banned. It might, who knows.
I LOVE TO COMMUTE
>>542124934that's not the point. you'll call "A" car, not "your" car. fewer and fewer cars owned by fewer and fewer people, driving 24x7ish, requiring constant maintenance. gas/registration taxes will decrease. speeding tickets will decrease. cities will scream. "why do i need to drive to this retarded office building" will reemerge. work from home. commercial property taxes will decrease. states will scream.fascistic government's money addiction will hold society back, again -- even as they attempt to eliminate all non existence crime with total surveillance of everyone for nothing, and then don't even prosecute the niggers they catch. meanwhile, "what job", retard? you're an anachronism winston. a fleshy meatbag. slow and whiney and hormonal. why do you need to be paid if you don't need to be worked and why do you need to eat if you can't pay and why the fuck are we even having this whole conversation, Amalek? get with the fucking program and fuck off already into the calorie juicer. the AI ain't gonna prompt itself.
>>542124455You lefty faggots worshipped him until.like 3 years ago. The msm told you to hate him after you all sucked his dick for like 10 yrs so now you hate him even though you worshipped him , watch silicone valley in HBO if you dont believe me.
>>542130442So it's like a franchise.If I do that and also work from home I'll be rich FILTHY RICH
Then I'll have 5 boys with my only fans wife and enlist them all
>>542124749Taxi demand is inelastic. You have tech-bro/kiked view of economics.
>>542130930>identity you useI bet your police force or your government gonna chase Niggers or wild untamed crackheads.The whole plan doomed from the start
>>542130930>It's not the same because you are required to show identity while paying anywayYeah but if you have no evidence besides circumstantial you can't ban (so camera footage or witness) them or you face the potential of a discrimination lawsuit (because they will be niggers). Though I suppose you can ban them for 'vandalism' for covering the cameras, but junkies and niggers are pretty good at compartmentalizing risk to one individual.
>>542124195>that's right I'm gonna sell you this opportunity, no I don't have time to earn those money myself!
>>542124195This dude has a trillion dollars, AI supercomputers, an army of accountants, and access to everyone's personal finances. If he thought this shit was a good investment, he wouldn't let you buy it. He'd just rent them out himself.
>>542124261DoorDash, OF, Uber, and whatnot.
>>542131281Think for a second why Elon wants this. Why does he build cars? It's all data collection. The data from your driving habits is more valuable than payment for the ride. Elon is rich because he gets people to pay him to use his products. You are really the product and his goal is to sap time from you for his own personal profit. You don't become a trillionaire any other way. Welcome to capitalism.
>>542131440>Why does he build cars? It's all data collection.No, it was for carbon tax credits, rebates and investment. Data scalping is a secondary benefit.
>>542124195I'd like to buy one for my own use, and have it just drive me around. No need to worry about falling asleep at the wheel, no need to worry about having a medical emergency at the wheel (I have quite a lot of heart damage from three different problems), just sit back and relax and let the car take me to wherever I want it to go. Would I even need a driver's license any more? Could I go out to bars without having to risk a DUI? Can I get laid while cruising down the road at 70mph?Seriously, if this thing has official FSD approval with no need for me to touch a control, ever, I will absolutely get one for personal use only. I don't want to deal with assholes shitting in my car or drunks barfing all over it, I can keep it pristine (other than my usual messes like old drink cups and used kleenexes). At $30K it's a fucking steal.
>>542131563The government is still offering those? That's how Tesla grew so large when boomers were scoffing at it. But i was thinking of a cybertaxi as a sort of data collection device due to the fully self driving feature.
>>542124195Video for those interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnNtZOAX4w
>>542131699>The government is still offering those?Nope.>That's how Tesla grew so large when boomers were scoffing at it.That's what I was talking about, that's why he got into the automotive business.
>>542131581Sure. It's your own personal taxi. I've seen these taxis driving around the city fully unmanned in local traffic. It works.
>>542131915More rules = safer automated driversIt's just that sinple
>>542124195Why doesn't he make money in his sleep by having his unsold Teslas drive people around?
>>542124195Who the fuck drives at night, though? Not that many, i know that, for a fact. And if everyone starts buying these, won't that utterly flood the market with driverless cars?
>>542126464how are the tips? you americans are always with the tips culture but I imagine that you actually get something just because of that
>>542131734he has no response for people gooining in the car hahahaha
>>542132300>gooning in the carthat shit is gonna become a serious issue in like a month or two when people start pilling the complaints about semen stains and fent needles
>>542124299imagine if it dragged the kid for a mile, too. little thing would be shaved down to nothing.
>>542126464Crazy, here i am a white guy tried to get on several of those, and nobody will even bother to check my documentsJust the opposite experience, not brown enough to play ball i guess?
>>542124261Lul imagine buying this car as some sort of "investment" where you flaggelate yourself to the thought of pulling off this "trick" and getting a free car out of it that pays for itself, only to either discover that everyone have started doing this, or that it is vandalized or is used to commit a crime and is then impounded by the pigs.. there are at least two very good reasons for why getting this sort of car is probably not the best idea..
>>542124195If this was viable why would you even sell the cars, you'd just run the business and make all the money
>>542132217Sleep during the day? Elon is giving you the opportunity to live the life you always wanted.
PLEASE BE PATIENTIM AUTOMATED DRIVING
>>542124195New gimp scam just dropped
>>542124261you mean like you already do? the money you earn is less than the devaluation of your vehicle. gpnna be even worse for tesla since theyll have to charge twice. either way, jews win, you lose.
>>542127520*slams you and your family into wall painted like tunnel*
>>542124195what could go wrong
Real talk why would ANYONE ever want to drive their cars again when they have to share the road with clankers and follow their racist clanker laws
>>542124315Imagine a bunch of drunk YNs getting your car home from the club. Blunt burns on the seats, spilled liquor on the floor. You have to pay out of pocket to fix that shit.
>>542132826Self driving cars already on the road wink at you if you try and run into them. They drive the speed limit always, never run a red light, slow down on yellow. They have aggressive tail lights that wink and mess with you if you try any monkey buisness with him.
>>542124195Disgusting and gross. Not buying it
>>542124576should be the owner (tesla), but somehow our courts magically won't know how to handle this unprecedented thing called "a machine" and no one will be liable so you'll be fucked, just like how everyone lost their right to free spech and the ability to sue for libel when the internet came around (also loss of 4th amendment).
>>542132942Luckily every Tesla is already equipped with a semen detection algorithm and collection tray. It was a necessary feature given every Tesla owner is a faggot
>>542124195Why do you need cybercab for that?Didn't he say that could be done with regular Teslas?
The cybercabs are ugly but that aside I want a full self driving car. I want only a rear seat and no front seats. It is going to be a room on wheels
>>542124195Yeah, except I'm not getting in a car that has burned dozens of people to death.The only people you see driving Teslas in Canada are Indians.
>>542124195>buy car>immediately loses value when you drive it off the lot>never drive it just to recoup your losses>still can't make it profitable because of repairs and upkeep>niggers start stealing them>insurance rates go through the roof >jews rub their hands and grab all your shekels while still keeping you in the dark >somehow you still think you're smart
>>542132985FUCKING CLANKERS I WILL NOT ACCOMDATE THEIR HANDICAPS
>>542132371the solution is aguy in another car following the robotaxi, and when he sees shit going down he stops the taxi remote and his car and demands they get out and calls the police.
>>542133158And that guy is me, protecting my investment, by driving a rundown Honda Civic
>>542132456because retard it's like the gold rush, you make money selling the miners pickaxes, and pans instead of mining gold yourself.
No, I don't want it.1. My car is my sanctuary, I don't want filthy pakijeets riding in it while I sleep.2. I don't want an electric car that has batteries, NO. I want a gas or hydrogen vehicle.3. I want door handles, and I want my car not to stop when I blink once every ten minutes vs ten times a minute. I am OK, focused, thinking, and can drive better than anyone around reflexes and information instant reaction... I just don't want to blink to keep my car runing tyvm, I want to meditate.I hate electric cars.
>>542124314I want self driving cars so I cna lay in the back under the dome and watch the stars on long trips.Percisly so I don't have to interact with people I don't want to. Or them touching my stuff, my sanctuary.I want robots to make my food and send it out via drone to land on top of my moving vehicle down some highway as I treverse North American. I don't want pakijeet packing my grocery order and restock.I want good stuff, not horrors.
>>542132456Everything Elon says is bullshit designed to trick the stupidest people on earth
>>542124195He won
>>542132456Because this is how capitalism works. Elon can't possibility manage all the cyber taxi businesses himself. Nor does he want to. Too much risk and not much reward. He's already getting rewarded selling the product and passing it onto the consumer. >>542133212Yeah but without the tools those who wanted to mine gold couldn't. So it's a trade off. Elon is giving people the opportunity to run their own taxi buisness.
>>542124299Not to mention niggers jeets and fags shitting in your car while getting Uber’d from the club after downing to handles.
>>542127395Here you go moshe buy yourself a new diaper with these shekels.
>>542124299>> runs over a kidDo you have to pay extra for that model? Pinche brats always playing their foooooootball in the barrio streets.
>>542132749Lmao finally clown world comes home.
>>542124724I barely tolerate my wife driving my car and it's only if she has to
>>542124195It'll be profitable UNTIL the cost per ride drops low enough for niggers to start ordering rides and they TRASH the vehicle, making it no longer profitable.
>Self Driving AI >GROK AI shits itself when you ask it any basic right wing questions and is pretty much just Neoliberal chat GPTim sure this tesla AI will not work
>>542124195Operating one of these would still take a ton of labor. There's a reason cab companies has entire motor pools and large staffs of mechanics and cleaners.
>>542129849Granted this was several years ago now, but I was in a Tesla on a freeway and it slammed on the brakes because the shadow of an overpass made it think there was something in the way. Anyone using any sort of lane assist or self driving can tell you construction zones totally freak out systems because suddenly drivers have to infer what's going on instead of relying on marked areas. So far these autonomous systems are in inner-city (downtown) areas which are well-marked compared to many other areas.
>>542124315>watches pure capitalistic greed in its final form>"how is this not communism"lol good goy
>>542134062these things are unattended. they won't even have to order rides to trash them. they'll just nig out on them on sight (after judeo-democrat politicians incite them to violence, as per usual)
>>542129121Why should I run my own Tesla?
>>542136002If I buy a few of these to begin a fleet, I'll have to jailbreak them into some custom software that filters out everyone but whites and east asians. I know it's possible. Legal? Who cares.
I don't see a single one of these not having a sleeping vagrant or piss and shit smears within 24 hours.
>>542131024>3 years agoNo you stupid fucking faggot. Elon revealed himself to be a huge cunt when he called that diver a pedo more than 7 years ago. Those leftists strawmen would've been against his spergouts over covid shutdowns 6 years ago too.You're a stupid nigger.
Who's liable when a nigger messes my shit up while I'm at home sleeping? We all know the nigger isn't responsible, so who is?
>>542132372So cute~~~~He brought home a present.Good boy~~
>>542124195Let niggers drive your car.You'll own NOTHING
>>542124195if it makes money in their sleep, why isn't he using them for his own profiit?like his IPO, he is offloading the risk to the public, while getting rich.
>>542124195DUII laws are funny, you are going to wake up to your car impounded.
>>542124314No and personally I can’t see the imposition of deadly self driving vehicles in public spaces resulting in anything other than violence and chaos
>>542124261What percentage would you as the "owner" even get of each fare? Knowing this sort of shit you'd only get something like 40%, pay for the electricity to fuel it, and all the maintenance for the wear and tear, and have to sign a contract accepting all liabilities while technically only agreeing to "own" the vehicle like you "own" your digital purchases for vidya, tv, and music.
>>542124354Total mystery
>>542124248This was uber's plan all along yea. They will get rid of drivers who depended on uber for income, and have their own fleet of autonomous cars. Elon's trying to pre-empt. The Chinese are already trialing it in some cities in their own apps.
>>542136593Knowing how greedy Elon and the government you would be lucky if you get the 10% gross.But don't forget paying the yearly tax after this "revenue"
>>542124354If I remember correctly his father had-has a diamond mine
>>542133432See your vision of a “good” utopia is at odds with reality. Nobody should just have to accept that you and your self driving vehicle are a given piece of the landscape that they just have to live around. The thing about roads is that they currently require some user input either from a driver or pedestrian. As soon as they don’t, they just convert into deadly and intrusive physical barriers where idiotic self driving cars become purely inanimate robots. Its like putting a permanent machine across the landscape for individual’s personal amusement. No. It will lead to absolute chaos OR subjugation. Freedom cannot come from a technical imposition upon the land and free safe passage of peoples
>>542136756Emerald mine
>>542136123Yeah and just think of all the journalists the CIA could drive over a cliff or into a lake with these things
>>542136692It would be an income tax, a registration fee, and the extra registration fee for it not using gasoline as far as the taxes you'd be hit with. But yeah 10% of the fares eventually I'm sure but you've got to start a bit higher to get the first few rounds of hustle culture faggots in to advertise it as being worthwhile for a normalfag who can't just shit out $30,000 plus sales tax plus registration without taking a car loan, since the people who can afford that 30,000 easy know better than to have something they'll be liable for driving around full of the hood's best drive by technicians, drugs, and retard orgies for OnlyFans bux, so as to build up the initial userbase to fuck over.
>>542136673it can't happen fast enough, they're all fucking jeets, nogs and ragheads
>>542124195Who's responsible when it's in an accident and you're sleeping at home?
>>542136367Go dilate faggot your axe wound is closing up
>>542137302>I MUST LOVE ELON CAUSE LEFTIES HATE HIMStop breathing cause I like doing that.
>>542136593You get 30% and will be happy, elon gets 70% and you have to agree to it plus pay for the software monthly subscription plus a fee for being in the cyber taxi program.
>>542124195>you'll own nothing>and you'll be happy
>>542137385Government don't get anything.Keep on dreaming
>>542137351You like getting fucked in the ass to faggot. Go shit in the street Sandeep.
>>542124195>Buy a cybercab>niggers destroy it day one>"No refunds."
>self-driving doesn't worklol. lmao even
>>542124195>renting out your car to normoids and nigs lmao hard pass
>Send car out to make money while I sleep>Wake up and leave for work.>There is a pile of shit and a used condom in the back>Oh and the battery is basically deador>Send car out to make money while I sleep>Wake up and leave for work.>The car is not there, it's a couple of cities over because the car did not have enough juice to make it back to the house so instead it found a charging station to park at. OR>Send car out to make money while I sleep>Wake up and leave for work.>but the cops are there waiting for you because your car was used as a get away car Great fucking idea. Not gonna backfire at all.
>>542137351Elon Musk is literally doing the "Green New Deal." It is the business model of tesla. DOGE was a psyop to get the libs to hate Elon Musk just so that the "right-wing populist patriots" would cheer him on. If anyone should still love Elon Musk, it is the liberals and/or progressives. Maybe some of the left should like him. However, the principled left should be able to see the "Green New Deal" for the corporatist grift that it really is.
>>542137351>YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME BECAUSE I'M UPSETGo to bluesky you fucking loser
>>542137506Anything just to own the libs
>>542124299i heard their self driving got good in the last year or something.some israeli was just busted asleep at the wheel with his chair leaned back. didn't crash though.Maybe it has a kike-saver feature in israel that is not available to goyim.
>>542137302>Defending Captain India
>>542137511Trusting your life to a software designed by pajeets in India.Thanks but no
>>542124354his jewish grandfather was a founder of the Technocratic movement.Elon was born into this satanic jewish cult, and they had this all planned out 60 years ago
>>542124195They look like gross nigger junk. Gross golden color with gross golden wheel rims.
>>542124299dude the waymos are unironically better drivers than 100% of beaners, chinks, and femoids.
>>542137589>"green new deal but for real">by donating to politicians who have a hard-on against renewables and cancels projects after they've started>also build data centers powered by fossil fuelsI'm sorry you're retarded for believing that.>>542137503If you like Elon, you like getting fucked in the ass.
>>542137660>>542137660>self-driving doesn't work!!!!!>proven wrong>bu..b..but it doesn't have lidar!!!!>doesn't need it>jeets!!! It's the jeets!!!Yet again showing why hungray has, and always will be, an embarrassment. I hate jeets, but I'd trust jeet software before I'd believe a hungarian telling me he's not a fag
>>542137673how can jew's be satanic?
>>542137556OR>deal with none of that shit>just have a cheap self-driving car and call it a dayThis shit is opt in. You don't have to rent the car out while you aren't using it.
>>542124299This. Don't think Tesla will want the liability.
>>542124195One could use tokenizationto test the profitability.You create a token which represents theownership of one car.Then you sell for example 30.000 parts of this token so the risk for a single user to test this would be a dollar (1 dollar = 1/30000 of the token, with a car price of 30000.)The money the car makes could then be redistributed to the holders.
>>542124261Actually this part isn't retarded. It's still your car, you drive it when you want to. Basically like most people own private jets. Maybe hire a service between runs to do cleaning.
>>542137831When it goes to shit for you, don't bitch on this board.
>>542137762Yeah I'm not seeing a downside here. So long as the insurance and liability was squared away having the car you own being able to be rented out as you see fit easily doesn't seem stupid. Electric cars are shit in the cold though.
>>542124354This is one of his least stupid ideas.
>>542137831Who care what you believe.Go ahead and use it but remember my comment before you die.I want to be your last thought before you turn a live leak video.
>>542138179Next you could: >Rent out your house while you're not home.>Rent out your mattress while you're awake.>Rent out your extra pairs of shoes you're not wearing right now>Rent out your wife while you're at work and can't be with her.
>>542138179that's probably why all the driverless cabs are all in warm areas
>>542138325>Rent out your house while you're not home.not doing that is retarded. i profited a 1000 bucks renting my place to a chinese student for 2 months during a work trip.
>>542138390>Ni hao saar, I am china student.
>>542138441the chinese trust fund baby isnt going to squat in my shit, but i think he squatted to shit on my toilet.
>>542124195What a fucking scammer.
>>542124195>buy cybercab>niggers shit and slash up the inside>jewlon hands you a $10k bill on top of the price of that car>another niggers shit and slash up the inside on the 3rd day>that be another $10k bill, now pay up goys
>>542137951>>just have a cheap self-driving car and call it a dayAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>542138325The home kind of makes sense if its an extra home. Honestly my car is paid off from 2017 with 35k clicks on it. Would be useful to rent out. And for extra homes people do that all the time. Actually back in the early 1990s we did that with my parents place when my dad had to go back to the coast to work for a few months.
>>542124695At night some people leaving bars would vomit in the car too. You've booked a ride to the airport in the early morning and then the vomit car turns up, what do? You have to get to the airport in time, but you have to put your bags on the vomit or sit on the vomit yourself. I guess you need to bring trash can liners to cover for all possibilities.This just isn't going to work. I'm going to have to call one of the Arab taxis to take me to the airport and practice my äbäläwäbälä on the drive there.>>542124848It won't work anywhere without being constantly monitored so all problems are noticed immediately.>>542124934Your understanding of reality fails you.
>>542138552i think you would get compensated since it's your car... kinda like how if a drunk person pukes in an uber. what's more, all these driverless cabs are surveilling your every microexpression as you sit inside. they will straight up contact police and deliver you to the cops if they see you doing some criminal shit in there.
>>542130991>>542138965strait up r/woosh moment kek. lurk moarz, your understanding of 4Chan fails you
>>542137951>cheap self-drivingIt never be cheap , it's gonna be the same or more expensive than a Taxi
I can't wait to shit inside of one
>>542124195Sweet so i can wake up to vomit and cigarette buds in my car
>>542139102how about you go shit back in India
>>542139052>trying to save faceNot buying it. You're just a brainlet.
>>542124195I am surprised people aren't purchasing and using them like time shares yet.
>>542139052no, nothing about your prior comment was so profound as to escape my awareness or comprehension. in fact, i would argue that it's you who failed to make the leap between your comment about driving at night, versus my response about driving the next day, as you appear to lack an understanding of why i would approach your question that way.
>OP 1 pbtid>300 replies
>>542124314it's the one we're getting lol
>>542124195very old trick to sell depreciating shit as rent generating asset
>>542125406What kind of supercomputer are you devising, bro?
>>542124354Freemasonry
>>542124195Risk your life on Elon's yellow funeral vans. Stonks only go up right?
>>542137815Renewables are a meme. Everyone, especially liberal politicians, knows they're a waste of time and money.The real Green New Deal was always a corporate grift. Grow up!
>>542130535>then you are bannedOh noes!!!!!What shall we possibly do?
