>¡Oye gringo! Sí, tu mismo. Onions agente de ICE.>¿Eres ciudadano americano?>¡Enseñame tu pasaporte si no TE MATO!How do you respond to him?
i'm white so apparently trump is okay with these guys just blasting me and asking questions later...
I pull out my phone and play the Mexican hat dance song
>>542128283By White you mean jewish and you would be still right
>>542128510Lol
>>542128157tomato?
>Onions agente de ICE.Fucking hell I always laugh at this shit
>>542128157if you're ever in a spot like this here's what you do - stand up very straight with your legs and feet together like a tree trunk. hold your arms straight out like a helicopter with your palms facing the mexican.click your heels together twice and bow deeply with your arms still extended.as you come up out of the bow, clap your hands twice and say "chinga tu madre" then smile. mexicans are really big about their mothers and seeing how you have learned the ritual of blessing his mother he will smile back and let you go about your business - he might even offer to buy you a beer.you're welcome.
>>542128157¿onions??
>>542128157I don't engage in hypotheticals
>>542128157Yeah two tacos thanks paco and a can of coke
>>542129271¡newfag!!
>>542128157Step behind the B-Pillar and draw my Glock brand Glock and 360 no scope the cholo
>>542129271cebolla agente de hielo
>>542129463shut up senpai desu
>>542129654kek
>>542128157Speak English you taco bending wetback
>>542128157I start crying and begging
