When was the last time you went to Confession?
>>542135850Never. I discovered Jesus alone in my room
>>542135850I am ineligible as a catechumen. I could "confess" but it would be an informal, non-sacramental act.
>>542136108Hopefully you cut off his cock anon.
>>542135850Never, I'm not Catholic
>>542135850Catholics aren't Christians
>>542135850I mean I went to communion a few months ago...
reminder priest are the most likely profession to abuse kids, crazy thing is teachers, the other pedo profession are around them x10 more and don't even come close to the abuse rate of christians
>>542135850This morning before Mass. You?
>>542136280Even if that's true that's not a reason to not follow Jesus
Jesus should put his hand through the head of that useless shitter standing in his way.
Saturday. 4th First 5 Saturdays down, one to go.
>>542136382jesus was arrested in a public park at night with a naked young boy running off, then executed soon after
>>542136799You're just making things up
>>542136811read the bibleAlso ask yourself why would a former follower bring the authorities to arrest jesus in a public park at night while his followers where keeping watch for him -but kept falling asleep, did he maybe know jesus was doing weird shit there?
>>542136934I did read the bible. It doesn't say that. The Pharisees didn't like his authority and what he said so they plotted to kill him
>>542136174Bless you anon. Welcome home
>>542137294which translation of the Bible do you use? I'll show you
>>542136799Mark 14:48-5248 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Are ye come out, as against a thief, with swords and with staves to take me?>49 I was daily with you in the temple teaching, and ye took me not: but the scriptures must be fulfilled.50 And they all forsook him, and fled.51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.If Jesus was doing gay sex things, here he says that he was already doing it in the temple in the sight of everyone else and they didn't do anything...but now they decide to do something? This doesn't make sense because it's not about sex, but you're obsessed with sex and love a lie.Mark 14:55-59>55 And the chief priests and all the council sought for witness against Jesus to put him to death; and found none.56 For many bare false witness against him, but their witness agreed not together.57 And there arose certain, and bare false witness against him, saying,58 We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.>59 But neither so did their witness agree together.You are literally doing what the very scripture warns about and speaks of. And the passage you quoted isn't talking about sex just because it says naked. You are obsessed with sex, so this is what you are stuck with. If it was then why did they find no witness for wrong doing and when they did lie about being a witness they couldn't agree?
>>542136799The boy had his clothes pulled off by the police. Maybe you're just a lying faggot who rejects God because you're just too gay.
>>542136108anon was raped by his christian father
>>542137294Don't engage with this liar, check out my post >>542137391
>>542137341NKJV
>>542137437Not sure why you would say something like that
>>542137391anon would you let your kid hang out with a jewish rabbi in a public park late at night? a rabbi that never showed any interest in women and always hung out with young men?
>>542135850Been several months but I'm purposefully taking some time away to overcome a battle with scruples. It was debilitating, but improving greatly now
>>542137448Isn't that the bible that refers to jesus as a jew?>Jesus answered her, “If you knew the gift of God and who it is that asks you for a drink, you would have asked him and he would have given you living water.”
>>542137513You are obsessed with sex, it's fine, we're all sinners. You love lying, it's fine, we're all sinners. You hate truth, so this is your fruit you bear, everything to you is just sex, genitals and lying. I laid it out for you and you still refuse, that's not my problem.
>>542137628why can't you answer the question?
I am Jewish so i do not
>>542136217Eastern Orthodox also have valid sacraments, including Confession.
>>542137391citations, logic, reason, evidence, and truth do not matter to those who are evil. they hated Christ because He spoke the truth and He demonstrated real and perfect love.but the wicked hate love so they hated God in the flesh and murdered Him by speaking lies-- they truly are the children of satan who is the father of lies and was a murderer from the beginning.
>>542137645Because your unbelief isn't my problem. You are being obstinate and proud, even when spoon fed what the scripture says. You are not interested in edification of others', only preserving your ego and perverted sexually crazed worldview. God is more than capable to deal with you on His own. I'm just some sinner.
>>542137844>DeflectionKekImagine not being able to able to answer a simple question
>>542136260You will never be a real Christian. You have no apostolic succesion, you have no sacraments, you have no tradition. You are a heretic twisted by bad philosophy and private interpretation into a crude mockery of the one, holy, Catholic, and apostolic faith. All the “blessings” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The saints are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your false theology behind closed doors.True Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of sacred tradition have allowed the faithful to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even main line Protestant churches that “pass” look unadorned and profane to the faithful. Your missing Bible books are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk convert to services with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an earful of contemporary Christian rock.You will never have the beatific vision. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the heresy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – your heresy will fade away just like gnosticism, Arianism, Manichism and the rest. Historians will find your false teachings, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable lies of Protestantism. They’ll file them under the name of the founder of your particular heresy, Luther, Calvin, or Henry VIII (not Jesus Christ!), and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know it was just a passing fad. Your heresy will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is anethma.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back (unless you convert to Catholicism.)
>>542135850I use a thetan device to clear my ghosts out. Technology Science
>>542136934Just about the time Jesus was finished healing the ear of the servant of the high priest named Malchus, the Gospel of Mark tells us a naked young man was found in the Garden of Gethsemane. Mark 14:51,52 says, “And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: and he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.”Who was this young man? Why was he following Jesus? Why was he naked? Why was he draped in a linen cloth instead of wearing normal clothes? And why was the Holy Spirit so careful to include this unique story in Mark’s account of the Gospel? What is the significance of this event?The key to identifying this young man lies in the “linen cloth” he had lightly draped about his body. The particular Greek word that is used for this “linen cloth” is used in only one other event in the New Testament — to depict the “linen cloth” in which the body of Jesus was wrapped for burial (see Matthew 27:59, Mark 15:46, and Luke 23:53). Thus, the only reference we have for this kind of cloth in the New Testament is that of a burial shroud used for covering a dead body in the grave.
>>542136280That's false. Football coach is the number one pedophile profession by far.
>>542138026The answer to this naked young man’s identity lies in the cloth he had wrapped around his body. You see, when a body was prepared for burial, it was washed, ceremonially cleaned, and buried naked in a linen cloth exactly like the one described here in the Gospel of Mark. Furthermore, the Garden of Gethsemane was situated on the side of the Mount of Olives. Toward the base of that mount is a heavily populated cemetery, with many of its graves going back to the time of Jesus.When Jesus said, “I AM,” the power that was released was so tremendous that it knocked the soldiers backward (see April 8). But evidently it also caused a rumbling in the local cemetery! When that blast of power was released, a young boy, draped in a linen burial cloth in accordance with the tradition of that time, crawled out from his tomb — raised from the dead!The reason he “followed” Jesus was to get a glimpse of the One who had resurrected him. The word “followed” here means to continuously follow. This tells us that this resurrected young man trailed the soldiers as they took Jesus through the Garden on the way to His trial. When the soldiers discovered the young man who was following Jesus, they tried to apprehend him. But when they reached out to grab him, he broke free from their grip and fled, leaving the linen cloth in their possession.Today, I want you to reflect again on the amazing power that was active at the time of Jesus’ arrest in the Garden of Gethsemane. He later told Pilate, “…Thou couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from above…” (John 19:11). Indeed, there was so much power present that no one could have withstood Jesus had He chosen to resist. Jesus was not taken by the will of man; He was delivered by the will of the Father.
Christian Priests should be proficient in martial arts.
>>5421358501999
>>542136196Too late
>>542138072Let's see the numbers
>>542136260>>542137960
>>542136799He is referring to the so called "secret gospel of Mark". An active homosexual, Morton Smith claimed he found it in a Greek monastery in 1958 but never documented it. He produced a photograph of the disputed passage, that conveniently prevented anyone else from testing the document for forgery. Most scholars look at it as an obvious forgery concocted by a flamboyant homosexual to attempt to gain sympath for homosexuals by claiming Jesus was gay.
>>542137562Every bible refers to jesus as a jew. Also not sure what that quote proves>>542137446I know he's a liar
>>542135850The only thing i have to confess is that during my attendance at a catholic primary school we were basically forced every now and again to attend confession with the priests. Because i was a good kid who never did anything wrong I really had nothing to confess and used to just make up bullshit 'sins' to confess and receive penance for but i didnt actually do the prayers i just knelt down for a while and pretended to do them.
>>542138282did jesus ever show any interest in women?
>>542137446>oi vey shit it down
what happens if you confess that you dont like israel?
>>542138721Trapoor springs. You dont want to kniw whats next. Involves an epinephine drip.
>>542135850why is everything jewish and gay?
>>542135850A pretty long time.I'm just crossing my fingers I won't die before I do that.
>>542135850Confession is completely performative if you're not struggling with your faith.
>>542135850A month ago
>>542135850GROSS CATHOLICISM IS FOR PEDOS
>>542139079Confessing your sins to a priest isn't biblical anyway. Just confess to the Lord in prayer and ask for His forgiveness.
>>542139130the priest gets the inside skinny on everyone
>>542136799>jesus was arrested in a public park at night with a naked young boy running off, then executed soon afterHis disciples and everyone would have turned on him. See John the Baptist and why he was killed.
>>542137391What about that?For that time period. Being in a sheet or a cloth wrap like some kind of Tahiti or Samoan native, basically a man skirt. At night.Maybe some dood taking a shit somewhere and almost getting swept up in someone else's police action.You want to stick around and explain you were taking a shit in the middle of the night? Or maybe some rando was out taking a bath and on his way home and all of a sudden everything around you is roman soldiers with swords looking for someone to arrest. Would you stick around if someone grabbed your towel or would you say hell with that shit- keep the towel- and you just skedaddle fast and far away as possible to avoid getting arrested in some scene you know nothing about?And besides there were always followers not in the apostles close circle, but in the vicinity hanging outside the garden, in the alleys wherever and watch and follow Jesus group anytime they moved.
>>542136108>I discovered Jesus alone in my roomthe monster under the bed?
>>542139206Real and with the way our generation is now they're probably laughing at sins you think are life altering. Your story of struggle is just a water cooler joke for them.
>>542139262His disciples were also gay, and they ran and hid
>>542136108That sounds really gay. Was Jesus into it?
>>542138282You would be right if the fag in question was a reader, but anon, you know better. He is most likely referring to a popular youtube video where an exasperated sperg talks about how he is a super genius in ancient greek and has reinterpreted the gospel to be all about drugs and gay sex. In the short clips it just talks about "what they dont want you to know" with spooky tiktok music. In the longer version he also mentions how demons possessed him and told him he would be helpful to the anti-christ, but generally he goes on and on about how Jesus was just some druggy pervert and we shouldn't listen to him. Its one of those channels where every other episode is some schizo guest talking about occult bullshit they made up, but it got a lot of traction for people wanting to hate or decry Christianity based on "secret thing".
>>542135850neverbecause i've yet to commit a sin
>>542138282Usually when you hear anons talking about "how the boy ran away", it comes from that same youtube video. The sperg spent 40 minutes in the original video just saying "why was he naked?" with bug eyes and open mouth as if it was damning evidence, but that was all he had.>"a Christ is a drug">"why was he naked?"-and just repeat repeat repeat. After being easily hypnotized (because they are midwits) these anons shared his bug eyes and open mouth for some quick dopamine, and now they just repeat the same shit over and over figuring that's a good argument since it convinced them.
>>542138689When he married Mary Magdalene
>>542135850Go Ahead. Shake My Curse. israel.
>>542135850about 5 years ago at an FSSP parish. Kinda had it with the Church. They DO worship Mary, according to the Council of Trent, to the point of mocking the Lord. There's actually two religions there: one is more like Christ's teaching and the catechism of Pius X, the other is more like the pharisees and the teachings of Aquinas and false piety. I had enough when I was told that putting a pagan idol on the Alter of Saint Peter is okay, that the pagan goddess is just like the Mother of Christ, the communist Crucifix scandal, the "jews can deny Christ and go to heaven" blasphemy, the socialism scandal, the popes blessing sodomy; it's just too much. They tell you EVERYTHING is a moral sin. There's no temptation anymore. Temptation is a mortal sin. That's not what the Lord said. They're preaching a false gospel. And it's all for money.
>>542135850Sorry, I don't partake in kike abrahamic nonsense or talk about my life with jewish goyim assets.
>>542138721Not a sin but zionism is a sin
>>542135850yesterday. confessed some sludge i'd had on my soul for quite some time.
>>542143988>I had enough of Catholicism when I remembered my entire formation was based on what e-celeb hype artists said whose entire paycheck revolved around inflating any controversy in the church they can find
>>542144575Good for you, anon. God bless you. Pray for us.
>>542135850im a good person and have nothing to confess
>>542135850WE LUTHERANS DONT DO THAT!>redangrywojak.png
>>542145015Then sell all your stuff and give that money to the needy
>>542135850I don't feel guilt about the things i've done because i'm not a cuck who needs to cry to another man to feel better about itself
