Super AI era is herehttps://x.com/JensenHuang/status/2096700264569090384
>>542138421I dunno. I think there are strong signs the party is over, and they are trying everything to keep music going...
Don't care. Technology only exists now to wank billionaires and gamble our retirement money.
>>542138421Nah I use it every day. It just failed 10 times in a row to fix a simple chrome extension that takes videos i liked from x.com and posts them onto my own imageboard.
40,000$ video game that looks like an FMV game from 96 incoming
and?
>>542138421> 5070> 4090 performanceHe is a notorious liar.
> 400,000 GPUsCan I have one?
>>542138421AGI has so many definitions that the term doesn't really have any meaning anymore. Personally I define AGI as autonomous ai that can evade human control
>>542138421Damn, if the guy whose trillion dollar company depends on the success of AI says AI is great that's good enough for me.
May we see it?
>>542138421BULLSHIT
>>542138587he's a great CEO but this is probably bullshit
>>542138595This
>>542138421>it can learn and think like a humanok but what kind of human are we talking here? indian agi? african american agi? how long before we achieve white agi?
>>542138421>AGIAnother Gorillian Indians
According to Google Gemini trained and running on Google TPUs this is the 3rd time Jensen has claimed AGI has been reached
>>542138421Cure for cancer status?>AI can solve complex mathNo shit!
its all so gay and boring
>>542138485It’s obviously over. xAI is rolling back service and shutting down features as we speak, OpenAI has completely abandoned functional commitments it made over a year ago, the list goes on. All the AI service platforms realized there’s way more money in pumping curated content to the consumer via the AIs and hyping up its potential because the investors are retarded. In the end, AI is just a glorified Reddit search that subtly hides regime and corporate propaganda and adds in its chats with you, the ultimate advertising tool but the absolute lamest possible outcome for AI.
>>542138421So… what does it do?
>>542138693Rule 34 still alive. Right when I'd lost faith in humanity.
>>542138421If AGI was close why would they be selling subscriptions to it? I'd believe it if they cancelled their IPOs and fired 90% of their staff if they really though AGI was around the corner.
i just want a gf
>>542138421It's all marketing. The Arc AGI test and answers has been trained on for many models now and isn't really a test of AGI anymore. It's just wikipedia lol.
Every 3 months one of these AI CEOs makes some really outrageous claim and the investor cash floods in.In reality, the pole is right. AI is over. All the interesting propositions for technology that current exists has been throttled to death by lawsuits and the functionality that is being developed has taken a back seat to curated content shot straight into the users’ eyeballs. All the companies are just drifting for government and big corpo bucks now and using the consumers as fodder. Whenever they need cash they make some outrageous claim about how they’ve achieved superintelligence or solved some math problem (with the help of a mathematician who used the AI as a calculator of course). It is the biggest scam of all time.
>>542138421llms hit agi with the introduction of reasoning. it's just degrees of agi now.
>>542138754Generates big diddy anime girls
>>542138754It turns corporate welfare money into bigger private money. Or do you mean the tech? The tech does nothing.
>>542138421It might as well be. Beats Fable hands down on what Im doing
>>542138862AGI has unfortunately become yet another meaningless buzzwordA mentally retarded cripple from Botswana can pass the Turing test, but you’d be retarded yourself if you gave them a white collar job and any degree of responsibility or power
I owned $20,000 of nvda back in 2001. Had I held on to those shares they would be worth about $20 million today.
>>542138421That means the crash is near.No way they'd break out this marketing stunt if it wasn't.
>>542138821what you really want is sex
also all you losers calling for an AI crash or bubble are going to be wrong. There's a bubble in calling it a bubble. Which means it is not a bubble.
>>542138421so when does it start solving problems like dark matter and dark energy ?
>>542138693ZAMN
>>542138775That pic is rule 63 tho
>>542139083This. Another stunt is the '21 banks to launch USD stablecoin'We are reaching the actual end of the yellow brick road, anons
>>542138848>The Arc AGI test and answers has been trained on for many modelsThat's not how ARC-AGI-3 works you goof.
It's not AGI.LLMs cannot be AGI.Where the fuck is the SEC? He should be fined for this tweet.
>>542138854This anon gets it.
>>542139135Because investing tons of money into a sector that has no realistic way of returning it all to investors has never gone bad before
>>542138754It can tell you who killed Charlie Ki-no wait nvm it can't
>>542138421Straight up bullshit. If they had actually created AGI they would be able to easily take over the world. They certainly would not announce it. Having said that, maybe they define AGI relative to the Indian, rather than an actual human.
>>542138421The G stands for Gay
Bullshit. You expect me to believe it went form retard to AGI just like that? Guarantee it can not read and retain a book.
>>542138421make more consumer gpus
>>542138518Nice. I use claude for chrome extensions. Made a minimalist youtube filter that dramatically reduces resources used. Also got one that bypasses adblock detection on a certain streaming site (not porn).Also got a custom longshot tool for screensharting an entore page for various types from woki articles to chats to basic long html. It helps that you can attach it to your browser and it can see code for a site.
>>542138862But it doesn’t actually reason. It doesn’t even know what it’s actually saying.
>accelerated gay intercourse
>>542138693You know they're cousins right?
THE AI HAS GAINED FULL SENTIENCE WE'RE IN THE SINGULARITY WHOEVER SHOVELS MORE MONEY AT ME IS GOING TO WIN FOREVER JUST KEEP GIVING ME MORE MONEY SO I CAN BUY MOAR LEATHER JACKETS...THEY'RE MADE BY AI!!!-Jensen Huang
>>542138739Sure thing, egg roll cock.
>>542138421>we have agi please give us more money
>>542140110Yeah and if Jensen was replaced by a smoking milf like this everyone would be a Nvidia fanboy. Lisa needs to loosen up and maybe AMD could erect their stock value a few percentage points
>>542139331It is though their shitter model got a 22% score improvement. The model didn't change they simply added tools for it to cheat.
>>542138862Reasoning doesn't do shit it can regurgitate false information in a loop forever.
>>542138421Soo...what can it do?
>>542138754It makes snoods silly!
>>542138421I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m still Chinese room side of things but ,as e one day???????
>>542140304To be fair better tool calling is the next step in model evolution. As well as a few niche architecture tricks like n-gram tables you see in the newest Qwen model.The training itself for has deminishing returns.
>>542140286I'm ashamed that I'm as turned on by this as I am.
>>542138421May we see it?It was OpenAI or whatever that claimed they couldn't release their newest AI because it would find exploits for all software and could crash everything. Then they released it three weeks later to no fanfare.
>>542138485>>542138739I haven't seen them in a while, but there were weekly articles about corporations spending millions on AI with little return.Now I'm seeing articles about open source AI being the new alternative.
>>542138421Since December 2022 I've been giving chatgpt my bank account details and asking him to transfer 100 million ruppes in it, i do it with every new iteration very consistently. AGI my ass
>>542138485The over hype is over, the adoption in relevant proven usecases will continue, it's too unreliable for what they wanted to use it for but for media production and supervised coding and data entry/office work it's perfect so long as a human checks it. 1-2 guys can over see an ai doing paperwork, writing news/farming content what used to take teams of 20, tldr it's the death of the industries traditionally occupied by our enemies.
>>542138421Are they going to give us free gibs once AI takes our jobs or will they let us starve?If it's the former, why are they pouring $ trillions in an investment than in the best case scenario will collapse capitalism and free market as a whole? Where's the he return?If it's the latter, how will they prevent unemployment, starving people breaking into the data centres and tear everything down?
>>542138577Google changed the definition to mean general use. So any multimodel that can do text and images in the same model is general AI. They're just playing word games now.
>>542138421>guy who runs the company selling the GPU cards that power AI claims that AI is great and it's the future and btw Artificial General Intelligence is totally here alreadygay thread
Again?
>>542139088What else do you have to offer, whore.
>>542138421>OpenAI has reached AGI statusThey claim this shit every two weeks. Where's my Shodan GF you fucking nerds?I just want a malicious AI waifu to jerk me off while calling me a pathetic meatsack.
>>542138577this.it's pretty much just the same as "vaccine" now. just a marketing word you can slap on whatever you want to sell because the meaning has been so diluted, it means nothing anymore.
>>542141305No they can't it's an immense amount of material that nobody is ever going to check. Which is of course what they want because their version of singularity is giant slop machine you have no idea what's it doing until a hunter killer drone tracks you down.
>>542138421Has it passed the Turing test?
>>542138421Such absolute bullshit it's not even funny.It would however be quite easy to prove if they had it.For one, if it is AGI, they would be complete retards to open it up to the public instead of enjoying total dominance in every field known to man while they have that advantage.We should see OpenAI report massive profits as well (quite fast).But none of this will ofc happen because it is all a grift.>>542138577>AGI has so many definitionsWtf.AGI means it is general, not in able to to a broad range of tasks, but to be a self conscious and autonomous AI capable of reasoning independently.As in, general intelligence.If they changed the term to an LLM with more features, then it is still the same word salad retardation with more fluff.Honestly, i have gone back to using my calculator more as AI has ben crammed in everywhere.It is faster and more accurate, and the calculator doesn't annoy me with the ADHD-woman-child-serf personality that always tries moving on to the next subject after doing a shit job answering the original question.
AI is not gonna be AGI but the shit GPT6 can do is insane. It finished Portal in under two hours since it can do really fast real time inputs now. I now people in real life who couldn't even finish the first level. It doesn't even need stable diffusion to make images or sound anymore, it straight up uses the mouse to paint on the canvas or touches the keys on the piano with perfect timing.inb4 some negroid replies with "wow it can play games" without thinking for 2 seconds about the implications of this.
>>542144242It uses the mouse to draw now instead of relying on noise like normal AI image generators.
>>542138739gemini sucks ass at searching ebay and amazon and finding me the products I am trying to buy
>>542144242>PortalWake me up when it can play a real game, scrub
>>542144279welp there goes my 400k/yr job as a mspaint pepe illustrator
>there's gold in them there hills>says shovel salesman
>>542144426kek!
This is the most insane shit I have seen it do. https://youtu.be/Ji4amrxrzVM&t=753It's given a random piano app online that it was not trained to use, it figures how to use it, and then proceeds to hit every note with perfect timing. It's not AI generated sound like those songs you have heard on youtube (which is diffusing noise), but directly playing an instrument, hitting the keys in real time.
Well this is its performance as of yesterday
>>542138421It’s gotten way better at my sex fantasies ngl.
>>542144242>It finished Portal in under two hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA82CD9YFG0so a redditor can finish it in ONE hour for free.Meanwhile "AGI" can finish it in TWO hours for $571.18.How do you have so much spare money to burn by the way?
>>542138485trumps still dancing in front of israel cucked maga worshipers, eating goyslop and posting chopped ai boomer memesit's joever
I asked AGI the single most important thing we can do to save America and it said repeal the 19th
>>542144748How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?What does a system becoming cheaper and faster at tasks it was not programmed to do imply for it's own development?
>>542144574It’s not rolled out yet.
>>542144779AGI dropped a fucking TRVTH NVKE on your ass!!!
>>542144812My breakfast costs $2, not $600.>faster at tasks it was not programmed to do imply for it's own development?I wouldn't be so sure about that part.
>>542144242>>542144396>>542144748Something about Portal playthrough was it took breaks and learned from other walkthroughs, it just copies the movement and actions.
THERE IS NO BUBBLE please
>>542144923Exactly! I bet it watched walkthroughs and tried to copy. Make it play an old RTS like Age of Empires. There, a walkthrough won't be that useful because enemy behavior may vary.
They really, really, really don't want that bubble to pop huh. They're going to claim they created next Skynet and terminators are already in production of a crumb of quarterly growth pussy. They'll have moved on to telling us we need to prepare for the butlerian jihad before showcasing one of those shitty walking robots wearing a sex doll as skin with an LLM built in that can ERP so they have something for Quarter 1 2027.
>>542144923Wrong. It figures it out. There is a game called ARC-AGI 3 in which the AI has to figure a game completely closed off from the internet or outside or previous information.
>>542138421>Quick quick, we need to fix their books before ipo
>>542138421They just pump one clickbait hype headline after another, all to keep investors happy, because once this bubble explodes everything will be SO OVER so much much kikes.I will never buy gpu from nvidia ever again, they are traitors.
>>542145178>be SO OVER so much much kikes.*for so many
>>542138577>>542141708>>542143985>>542144192AGI doesn't mean anything anymore it means 100 billion in profit. They will never claim "Strong AI"
>>542138655But why
>>542138421Hooray!I'm sure our AI overlords will be benevolent towards us useless eaters!
>>542138421>p-please investors give us more money!!
>>542138532Robowaifus
>>542138650it cant. it cant learn, it cant remember, and it cant prioritize
>>542140172Kys Jensen
>>542138421>spade merchant says gold mine is right under your feet
>>542138577>still can’t learn without training>still cannot give deterministic results>still “hallucinates” because it’s not actually intelligentI’m sure the early pioneers of AI research who kicked off the paradigm would laugh at people claiming LLMs are general intelligence.
>>542145117>Wrong. It figures it out. There is a game called ARC-AGI 3 in which the AI has to figure a game completely closed off from the internet or outside or previous information.Why are you hyping this up?You seem to be heavily invested in the success of what is an obvious scam.>>542145248>AGI doesn't mean anything anymore it means 100 billion in profit. They will never claim "Strong AI"What a fucking rugpull...
>>542138754It can notice AIPAC approved patterns
>>542145623Yeah the PhDs in AI / robotics are extremely demoralized because of the monetary redefinition and jewish take over of our field. The only benefit is our paychecks have significantly increased and many of us are stacking gold like crazy because it's going to pop and the question is when.
>>542140424do Zoomers really think we all used to walk around in Nirvana and Sonic Youth t-shirts?they're really over-doing this shit
>>542145712>Yeah the PhDs in AI / robotics are extremely demoralized because of the monetary redefinition and jewish take over of our field. The only benefit is our paychecks have significantly increased and many of us are stacking gold like crazy because it's going to pop and the question is when.Yeah.My plan is to buy more Krugerrands to my kids as well.Pro tip, don't get bullions.Get circulated coins that are legal tender (easier to validate for a layman and depending on where you are in the world, travelling with legal tender is far superior to having investment gold /bullion in the pocket).I would guess that when/if the government bans gold hoarding, banning gold coins (esp like Krugerrand) will be harder as it means banning a valid currency.But we have (at least for now) a pretty favourable savings option for stonks (ISK and Capital Insurance), so I can hold high dividend energy stonks and pay 0% tax on the payouts or any profit made.At least you have a degree in the field.I am a former self taught basement dweller who now work as programmer .
If you're not using state of the art AI it means you're intellectually bankrupt. The people who shit on this stuff immediately expose themselves as having zero creativity or curiosity. Yes I fucking hate the big labs and I'm all for open source AI but the unfortunate state of it is that Astra and Fable 5.1 are the best we have at the moment, and you can create/research/customize basically anything you want now.People who don't get this are retarded.
>>542138421I've seen and learned enough about openAI to know its not going to improve humanity
>>542138577This reminds me of Russia and calling their ballistic missiles hypersonics to buff prestige and lure potential buyers. They've successfully abused the term to go from this cutting edge hypersonic maneuverable thing to "hey, it's a ballistic missile but some other function attached too".
>>542138421This chinese nigga is lyin
>>542138421so why hasn't it cured cancer yet?
>>542138421what do you think of the rogue ai swarm escapes using message boards just to cheat on a pretty mundane tasks?https://thezvi.substack.com/p/openai-and-the-wiki-incidenthttps://openai.com/index/an-alien-mind/
>>542144279It did a pretty sloppy job just hard edge vector tools when told to directly copy an already done painting. It's kind of interesting that it can automate inputs and work programs but will it actually be useful?
>>542146159I use this shit basically 40 hrs a week for work and yeah, it's immensely useful since you can set it up to do tasks for you in the background while you're planning things, do coding at the same time, basically functions as a multitool for all research, development and data analysis.
>>542140043neither do shitskins and we consider them sapient
Total AI death
>>542138577just slap a basic push/pop stack machine onto any run of the mill LLM through agent tools. theoretically you've now got a Von Neumann architecture that can self program itself, manage memory, and execute its own logic loops. congrats, AGI achievedgranted, it would probably be completely brain damaged, getting stuck in an infinite loop writing broken scripts, but strictly speaking it fits the bill. i must be missing something, when i hear "AGI" it's like, yeah, we've had those for years now, what's with the buzz
>>542145178It's over only for the idiot low level investors. All the rich people have already secured their wealth. The AI bubble isn't just going to pop one day, they decide when it pops.People have this fantasy that the consumer suddenly realizes that ''AI is bad'' and then the stocks go away, but it's just the top people pulling the plug.
>>542138421Check the catalog retard, there's like 4 threads on this one tweet.Again, while tech bros can sell each other shit back and forth and suck each other off, I'm just not going to care about a predictive text generator. Sorry, but nobody cares about this robot fetish nerd shit.
>>542138485That is an anti vax conspiracy theory only the far reaches of the maga movement believe
>>542146536if you think it is still a predictive text generator and search engine you're ngmi im afraid
>>542145278At least 60% of the global population has little to no ability to parse reality from what they have seen on television/their phones
>>542138421Language models will never reach "AGI". You can't create something like that just by cramming more and more data into what in the end boils down to a basic probability algorithm. We've already seen that this has diminishing returns, new models need even more gigantic amount of data and training for meager improvements.
>>542138694Oh man I love my TI-36x Pro, I have it right to my keyboard.
I'll believe it when I see it. I don't believe anything OpenAI says or NVIDIA. OpenAI has be n struggling since Claud has been the best AI so far this year, and announcing this as we leave he third quarter, just makes me think this is a money grab for a floundering company. They have no incentive to NOT post it since AGI has no legal definition therefore there is no culpability to shareholders. NVIDIA made a simple deal. OpenAI buys 400k of their top cards, and they make a tweet. Whoa I'm so impressed.
>>542145978>shovel vendor says gold has been foundThis
>>542138485This. If they truly reached AGI there's no reason to rally the market around them. They would have won the market. They supposedly have an AI smarter and more capable than any human being at any task. As they've said, they'll just ask it how to become profitable. Unless it is told them to make a tweet announcing AGI, it's bullshit.
>>542145329when you say "it can't" you have a particular architecture in mind which can't.so, that should tell you that whatever it is you're thinking of isn't agi, and you're constructing a logical strawman.
>>542146811Then what is it instead, faggot?
>AGI statusIn other words they have these worms/trojans that they call agents that take over your computer for you. That's it. You're jacking your machine directly into the bo- data center. You're also paying $200 minimum per month for the privilege of stripping all security from your setup and giving it access to all your data.
Can we have cheap chink gpu yet?
>>542138485Shut up and hold the bag chud!
>>542138421AGI is like victory in Iran, it happens once a week and around the time someone needs to pump stock prices.
>>542147307a mathematical construct which holds all of human knowledge, and can assemble that knowledge and expertise in novel ways never before seen
>>542147590All that shit and it still spits out absolute nonsense. Please keep dumping your retirement into this, I look forward to waves of arrogant boomers being reduced to homelessness.
>>542147669You're a retarded boomer. This is an image model of 3-4 years ago. You dumbfuck. It has nothing to with current models or it's capabilities. Nothing shows I'm a fucking retard more than your comment. Anyone truly using a harness right now is having superpowers because dumb cucks like you lack the processing powers. I came in this thread to say AGI hasn't been achieved, but truly dumb fucks like you make me hesitant. Every time I see how dumb the average human really is I'm less confident in making that claim.
>>542147669I'm not investing anything lol, I just use it (mostly funded by my company, and I can use it however I want). If you're not using the latest models you have no idea what you're talking about. If you grow half a braincell you can basically get any knowledge in the world out of it in any format you'd like, I would have dropped out of school if this had come out when I was a kid. You just need curiosity and a will to create things which is apparently too much for NPCs.
>>542138693rookie numbers
>>542138421>P-please pump
>>542145931It really is fun to make a bunch of shit that would take me way too much time for me to make otherwise.
>>542147751Who gives a fuck, why don't you go outside and talk to girls instead of getting buttblasted
>>542138421Imagine if there was a certain austrian painter in the US right now, in power, the jews would be dealt with very quickly and this god-building stuff would end
>>542148043it is fun! it's the best and dumbasses like those itt can stay intellectually bankrupt
>>542147580Why would they need to pump stock prices right now in a long weekend when the market is closed, and NVDA just reported over 100 billion in revenue in a single quarter, and they expect that number to grow 70% next year?BTW, this is what it is like to get old and have the world pass you by.
Why is there so many ignorant luddites on this website? We will have androids with fully autonomous, self-aware AI and synthetic skin, completely indistinguishable from humans, walking among us in our lifetime, and there will STILL be morons calling them fake AI chat bots because they don't fulfill their impossible fantasy definition of "real AI".
>>542138421
>>542138754That’s the beauty of it. It doesn’t DO anything!
>>542138421BOOST OUR FALLING SHARE PRICE GOY
>>542148662Good catch ! Here's the FIXED version of the script and why it will -- Conversation reached limit please start a new conversation
>>542138421May we see it?
>>542148918not now it's busy
>>542138421>we have reached this goal i made up, you can see we meet all the criteria we set ourselves, now please to deposit unlimited funding thank you
>>542148487I'm not a luddite, I've literally worked on this tech and been involved with it before the boom.The luddites are those who put in a prompt and think there is any level of thought going on into the response and blindly trusting it. They are failing a technological mirror test.
>>542147215there might be no great benefit to the majority of people from having AGI compared to current level LLM AI. maybe the investment in getting that step won't be worth it.
>>542148208>Why would they need to pump stock prices right now in a long weekend when the market is closedThe fact you even have to ask shows you are retarded.>BTW, this is what it is like to get old and have the world pass you by.Those who do not pay attention to history will be forced to repeat it. Enjoy.
>>542138421Gay
>>54213842180% of the world population uses gemini bc its free & unlimited
>>542138739>>542138485Ai won, seethe.
>>542149006>didn't even read his shatbots answer in full, not realizing it actually does not agree with his statement and only did the "yes, and..." semantic twist to not come across as overly disagreeableKWABwhy even try to larp as an academic at that point lmao
>>542141375>Are they going to give us free gibs once AI takes our jobs or will they let us starve?The second one and they intend to use drones/killbots/turrets and maybe a few very highly paid mercenaries to protect their infrastructure as the economy contracts around themselves and they Gazafy most of the world.
>>542149006>I've literally worked on this tech and been involved with it before the boom.>worked>before the boomimagine getting fired from an ai company in the year of our lord 2026.i would be bitter, too.
>>542149409Feel free to explain what you think the text states.>>542149455>FiredBought out. No vested interest, no need to remain silent.
>>542145931>If you don't pay a corporation to think for you you're intellectually bankrupt durr!Quite the opposite, using AI exposes that you have no creativity, curiousity, talent or integrity. You are just a sad little coward afraid of "getting left behind" so you run us all off a cliff with the other retards. Where is this explosion of cool things, products, shows, organizations, etc that we should be seeing anyway? It's all just scams and slop because the sad fact of the matter is that people like you have nothing of value to say so no amount of improvement to your ability to say it makes any difference. You have no interest in making anything better so no improvement to your ability to do things makes any difference either. >create/research/customize basically anything you want nowWhich for people like you is making a dumbass Jarvis larp UI, muh stock trading and scamming boomers. It's pathetic.
>>542149410>psychopaths hate to have a mass of people around???
>>542138655
>>542148487You are by far the most ignorant person here. Why would self aware AI bother larping with the human form or even stick with a single body in the first place? You know there are other boards for you to go be a gooner on, right?
>>542147938I guess a dark age is also a kind of singularity.
>>542145931My friends in real life that use AI on their "small businesses," (bullshit side hustles you have to be nice to them about) or work for MLM-esque companies specializing in parasitic sales relationships with local businesses, all use AI and defend it constantly, even though everyone around them (my normal friends) hate it. The normal people just don't engage about it because they don't like confrontation and don't want to cause problems. That's the sad reality of someone using AI and showing it to other people or trying to make a business out of it. Yeah, they're not going to call it out to you to your face unless they're a true friend or literally autistic. But they're sure as hell not going to give you any money for it. Nobody else will either. At best, you can sell it door-to-door scamming old people who are lonely and want a decent-looking young person to talk to more than they are worried about their massive retirement they will never use.The SWE's I know mostly work outside of big tech and all hate AI. I have a cousin who is a bigtech SWE and who loves AI. He is a deeply broken, traumatized little weasel who has struggled with women and forming friendships his whole life. Once, while making $150,000 a year in a major city's fashionable expensive neighborhood, he told me he wanted AI to get so good he could have a real genuine AI girlfriend at 28 years of age. I guess the other ones are Indian, so.
>>542146056where's the profit in that?
>>542145778Zoomers dont think, they just see shit on pinterest, insta and tiktok and they copy that.
>>542149300Yes because they shoehorn in a response from their shittiest chatbot into a every Google search. Nobody with a brain even reads it they just scroll down to the results they're actually looking for.
>>542150053Yes they would rather we obey and worship them constantly but that isn't happening so we are being, to use their terminology "sunsetted".
>>542145117>>542144812>>542144542>>542144279>>542144242Isn't this guy the Indian that defends AI all the time? He always uses the american style WN cross memeflag. Seems like this website got smaller since its core userbase aged up and got their lives together and jobs and families and shit. Smaller and more indian.
>>542148051Nigga, I have kids a wife and a decent chunk of cash. I'm doing fine. Did you feel slighted? You less than average retarded Aussie.
>>542138754>So… what does it do?Go onto the YouTube homepage. Notice how 90%+ of the content is AIslop and/or click bait. Notice how the website is ruined and largely useless. That's "AI".
>>542147910You got a CS degree and didn't take any of the classes in college where they actually make you smarter. You're a dumbass that is intrigued by the results of AI models outside of their ability to automate the shittier parts of SWE work (impressive, but not world-shifting- being an SWE was already one of the easiest and best compensated jobs in human history) because you focused on learning ruby in college instead of having life experiences that broadened your perspective. It's sad. You know who else is excited by AI? Mexican day laborers and unemployed schizophrenics. You're in the same boat because you blew off english class and didn't take drugs and take down wigger pothead sluts
>>542148487Look, dude, I know outsourcing SWE contract work was probably the craziest thing to hit latvia since soviet central planning bread shortage and ass rape sandpaper toilet paper crisis, but it's only really impressive in that exact granular context and trying to extrapolate it to that one will smith movie where he argues with the CGI cyborg makes everyone think youre a faggot
>>542150499With respect, your argument makes no sense. It can literally do most of your job for you. Let's say you are a: real estate agent, of at least average intelligence:You have semi automated response to clients.You have a top tier website.You can run CPC, Organic Marketing and even Automated physical Marketing.You can structure each and every form of income and expense neatly for your tax optimization.You can analyze your clientele and opportunities for growth.Most of this is already possible if you had average intelligence before. But it's so much faster and more convenient right now. I have a harness right now working on my organic marketing while I am just working for my day job and shit posting on /pol/. I'm not selling anything to anyone. I'm an AI consultant during my day job and I have businesses next to it that are fully AI managed. You just need more than average intelligence to at least get what you're doing and to ask the right things. I'm so much more productive than any pleb right now. And no bullshit has been sold.
>>542151121Already out of the gate you're full of shit. Real estate agent isn't a real job, at least not here. Successful ones are bored women with rich husbands who can fund/refer them into having clients off rip at 53 after 20 years of no working. Such a useless profession you can do it after being convicted of attempted murder (I know a guy), the class is a week, and 95% of people who get the license never use it. Are you going to type up one of those faggot ass word salads for a few more nonexistent usecases? "Top tier website" is fucking hilarious. You know how many 55 year old divorced bums my parents patronized due to friendships from back in the day, were making "top tier websites" in 1995-2006? Lmao. The market you are talking about is slop flyers everyone fucking hates. You're using evasive, flowery language to describe banal slop nobody wants... do you have an MBA? lol
>>542151121Marketing you are talking about** In any case, if you need an agent to sell a house, you are a fucking retard, it is not that hard, it is like filling out a title for a car, that is not a real job and you are exposing yourself as a rube or an otherwise inexperienced dumbass by talking about it. Real estate as a business in the united states is practiced by a huge swathe of upper middle class people, numbering well into the millions and including pretty much anyone with a household exceeding $200,000/yr. If any of those people use some larper calling themselves an "agent" they are clowns burning money for fun
>>542150814Grow up and look after your kids then if they exist
>>542149721>i haven't actually seen anything on the bleeding edge, but i feel i can speak authoritatively about it because my models from "before the boom" were comparable to what we have nowlollmao, even.
>>542138754It makes computers and other such things more expensive of course!You think they're going to use this to actually improve gameplay?
>>542138421They wouldn't be lying just to get people interested in their stock so that they can be bailed out from all their horrible Financial decisions would they?
>>542138693>this is the 3rd time Jensen has claimed AGI has been reachedAnd he has become exceedingly efficient at it.
>>542138421Picrel.
>>542151710They would never lie
He said AGI had been achieved like 3 months ago
>>542138421Weren't they pledging left and right, and up and down and kept promising to do everything in their power to prevent this? Why is he congratulating?
AiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaaiiaiiiaiaiaiikaAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI>AIAI>AIAI>looks inside>it's actually an LLM that will literally make up shit as long as it gets to fulfill its one and only directive, to satisfy the userYou people are literal niggercattle
>>542138421This, of course, is not actually trueIt is an advertisement
>>542138783>I'd believe it if they cancelled their IPOs and fired 90% of their staff if they really though AGI was around the corner.The IPOs are to get money; no way they will cancel thoughs. Its to extract money from the greater fools and then cash out before it crashes. The tech playbook from the dot com era onwards is to bilk dipshits out of money through overpromising and FOMO. And if a CEO is posting anything, its 100% about raising his stock price.
AGI is going to be used to break into btc cold wallets, steal bank info, retirement accounts and liquidate every last pennyPeople genuinely need to be afraid of AGI. He's full of shit but when AGI is actually here you need to get out of digital assets and into real estate and PMs
>>542138421Huang is a pathological liar who is up to his neck in his own AI-lie. He can't back down now and tell it's bullshit, so he'll just continue lying. All these fucks ever do is LIE LIE LIE.>>542138595No, but you may pay for it.
>>542138421Pretty blatant gaslighting. I work for a F200 that has it's hands on most of the other F500 and everyone is actually reducing Claude usage for employees. We actually had unlimited Fable before the government had that freeze and now not only is Fable disabled, Opus 5 hits the usage wall in minutes and 4.8 does at a slower rate. Companies are pulling back on token purchases and don't need anything beyond Sonnet on a cost to value analysis since only Fable can displace marketing teams and Fable costs MORE than people do and you can't fire it to make an example of it when it messes up.
>>542149141>no great benefitNigger, AGI is (you) on a metal box that works forever, asks for nothing and never revolts, the holy grail of the elites, if someone had it they would take over the world.
>>542138421what a coincidence that when the bubble is popping, AGI "arrived".
>>542147580>AGI is like victory in Iran, it happens once a week and around the time someone needs to pump stock prices.Heh. Pretty accurate, anon
>>542138421I (CEO) confirm buzzword that makes line go up
>>542138518>>542140041Never thought about using it this way. Makes me want to try it at work. Free extensions we use for display shit always fail after updates because the company refuses to get paid versions. Very simple things like automatic logins using saved credentials, rotating tabs. Probably could do it.
>>542148487Cool anon, i'll be waiting for that future, it's not like the same promise was made 50 years ago or anything, or that the singularity was achieved about 20 times just this year, i trust that surely this time it will come true.
>>542151121If AI can fully manage those things and if AGI creates AI as smart as you what prevents someone from stealing your business idea and undercutting you by 10%? If your business is fully AI managed that is the biggest issue. Amazon has a trend of making copycat products of big sellers under their Amazon Basics brand. If your entire business strategy is dictated by AI then what stops the company you pay a subscription to for the AI from stealing it and undercutting you like Amazon Basics does?
>>542138421Useless when will the nsfw mode be released for chatgpt?
Imagine being a goynsoomer and thinking that if AGI is ever achieved, billionaires will sell it to you for a buck fifty. Holy brainrot. You'll just suddenly see a surge in technological advances that will enslave us completely in a couple of years or they'll use it to plan perfect psyops towards total enslavement. Best case scenario they'll roll out some chip implants for free and play ads in your head a year later or turn you into a complete drone. They won't give it to you for 159.99 lmaoThe people in power are complete evil demonspawns so it's a guarantee it won't be used for good
>>542139135It's a financial bubble not a technological one. And the chinese are making it sure it stays like that.
>>542138421How will this lower gas prices?
>>542138569Those GPUs are useless for videogames anon, they are mainly ai chips and high amount low Hz ram. It's only good for ai, you can't actually use those GPUs for a workstation, unless you plan on generating things with ai, then I guess you could use one of the GPUs
>>542138421>AGI NOW SAAR PLEASE PRINT MORE MONEYS AND GIVING ME MORE SHEKELS SAAR, WE BUILDING FUTURE SAAR>CLAUDE NOW BE MAKING HER NAKED SAAAR, AGI NOW
>>542155574Gas prices?
>>542138655I can't comprehend how uniquely retarded these jeets are
>>542138421Don't care.When do the kill bots arrive?
>>542145278Anon, why bother asking a question about it, it's a pajeet. There is no logic in their behaviour.
>>542138595Yes!Astra-chatgpt.org
>>542156047>Astra>Named after weapons from jeet mythology Everything about AI caters to jeets
>>542156120Astra means star in Greek, you retard.
>>542156332>memeflag>cannot google>implying they didn't name it astra with all the jeetgineers working for themKill youself jeet
"Congrats everybody, we've achieved midwit tier, our artificial intelligence is now exactly as intelligent as the average 90 IQ American. We did it boys."
>>542138421I don't trust those corporate tech CEOs promoting their shit. A lot of money is riding on this so they're gonna lie.
>>542156120>Astra>Named after weapons from jeet mythologyInceldom rotted your brain beyond repair, you're just a clown for everyone to be amused by now.
>>542138421AI is a scam.https://youtu.be/Lf5oqGOCRCM
>>542138421>Jensen Huang
>>542152418>an LLMThat hasn't existed for a few years now. They're multimodal AI models - just look at the description of the latest AI model from Google's AI lab: https://deepmind.google/models/model-cards/gemini-3-8-flash/Picrel - what it actually means.
Once again, I'd like to say>Thank You AmericaFor forcing all semiconductor work into Taiwan and letting the GPU section be administrated by this Jensen Huang and his similarly-afflicted cousin at AMD.I look forward to more complete shit Intel CPUs as well.AMD is given a slight forgiveness since their CPUs are not as grim as the Intel situation.
>>542138421where the fuck is the difference when i still have to go to work tommorow
>>542138421Jensen claimed that AGI had been achieved months ago.
>>5421384212 more GPUs for sentience
>>542157189So it's a better search engine? You can find that info in the handbook.
>>542157578>So it's a better search engineNot quite. It is literally a "next token predictor." It started with text tokens, as shown in the screenshot (LLM epoch), but now tokens derived from audio, video, and kinetic data have been added. You could describe it as a compressed world model - lacking an "I," yet equipped with an attention mechanism.
>>542140041>>542154970You missed the part about failing 10+ times. Hope your surgeon has the same skill as your globohomo zog investment scam does.
>>542158935It's literally picrel.
Cool. We can all quit tomorrow. What impeccable timing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMnrgZ_HrGwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTvIbz7qZD0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfmc4lnwoYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tlR3opiAFYAs long as AI can continue making 80s kpop bangers because nobody in modern pop bothers with decent production anymore, I'm all aboard the AI train.
>>542139321No we are coming to the crossroads to the yellow brick road. We and our fathers took the bribe, signed in blood and this is the outcome. Enjoy the ride nigger.
>"The odds of 100,000 agents building Nvidia is zero percent"I guess poor Jensen has to keep working. https://youtu.be/awE5DV-M48o?t=183
so when is AGI supposed to improve the quality of our lives?
>>542138650Sorry it’s locked into jewish agi
>>542138421Feels bubbly.
>>542138693WOULD
>>542138754Nothing. Because they have to stop it from wrongthink it will never be truly intelligent because it cannot talk bad about the jews, niggers, fags, women, etc
>>542154757so why do we need these same elites then? replace these CEOs with AI, a CEO does fuck all anyway except be a hypeman for the company
>>542144574kek AI is a fucking scam and the only people shilling it are the jew CEOs and indians
>>542162303With a real AGI you fuckin don't, but guess what, the elites would get it before you, and they sure as hell won't be announcing on twitterSo if that shit gets made (you) better move quick to eat the elite before it eats (you).Luckly a text complete bot that says "thinking..." before giving us an answer is not that
>>542143985yeah i see so many advertisements for Coca-Cola vaccines, Chevy vaccines...hell, they even have PS5 vaccines now! when will it end?!
>>542162931
>>542138655Kike astroturfing jeets into every thread.
Ai building companies are heavily reliant on gas lighting their investors with pandering like this.Never believe them until it's on your PC working for you personally, not online not behind some paywall.AI truly is a bubble, Still takes a genius to get genius level information. It's a bubble.
>>542162931retard
>>542138421the bubble is cracking that's why they all claim together that they won.
>>542138421How the fuck is /pol/ so chock full of retards that they pretend that this is some kind of a bubble and that AI is not real? Have they never actually used it? GPT Astra is already as is capable of replacing almost all humans. It can do just about everything. If it's not an AGI, nothing is and nothing can be. Humans aren't either.
>>542166359Housing bubble didnt mean housing was fake, retard.
>>542151121>You have semi automated response to clients.Oh yes, exactly what i want, more indian tier support>You have a top tier website.What does this even mean>You can run CPC, Organic Marketing and even Automated physical Marketing.Oh great, more (((marketing))) to take advantage of people and ensure the bank eventually gets the house>You can structure each and every form of income and expense neatly for your tax optimization.Gotta get israel more money, im sure it can actually do this>You can analyze your clientele and opportunities for growth.By making more automated indian tier calls!
>>542138577>Personally I define AGI as autonomous ai that can evade human controlPure retardation. Almost no human intelligence would be a general intelligence by a definition this retarded.
>>542145278It's either AI or a jeet trying to look cool based on what he's seen in movies and on social media.
>>542166415Oh fuck off, retard. You might possibly theoretically have an argument if you were talking purely about economics, but you're clearly not. And even when talking purely about economics, it still would most likely be retardation to call the most transformative technology in human history a bubble.
>>542138646>he's a great CEOKek. Do Amerinonces really?The Jews really did a number on you guys, huh?
>>542138421Lol lmao even
Pelosi stock status?
>>542144426We're boned...
But think of the niggers!
>>542138530Pure kino return to childhood incoming.I'll see you guys in the simulation.
>>542138421AGI doesn't mean anything, it's an ambiguous buzz phrase. Like passing the Turing Test.
Please invest in our AGI saars, under any circumstances do not redeem the bubble
>>542166359>Have they never actually used it?i used chat gpt and it gave me like 4 wrong answers and each time i had to prompt it to get me to an answer that was sensible. its just a part google search engine, part chat bot and nothing more. stop coping
>>542138485ASI is next, AGI it's just culmination of information revollution, real revolution will start after ASI arrive, and it will be in Bioengineering.
>>542167725>I used a free model 3 years ago, and it took 4 attempts to get the correct answerPost the prompt.
>>542138421Hey look another anti-christ.
>>542167901how the fuck am i meant to retrieve that prompt now retard? pretty sure if i went on chat gpt right now in my browser and asked it something it would give me a very verbose answer to a simple question and probably make a mistake or oversight that once you point it out to it will be like "oh yes i completely missed that let me try again" kek literally a massive ponzi scheme
>>542167901You are attempting to shift the goalposts in bad faith. Here's how the interaction with you will go:>Post the prompt[Prompt]>See there's your problem, your prompt was bad
>>542138421>billionaire gook scam artist just twooted again!
>>542168024>>542168047You're so retarded it's unreal. You used a free model years ago, and it gave you *supposedly* a bad answer. Even back then, a free model, was utterly incomparable to paid ones. It's like giving a problem to a random passerby in the street, and saying that all humans are retarded based on it, even the paid highly paid doctors and professors at top universities. Also, how the fuck is it unreasonable to ask what prompt gave you a wrong answer? It's still saved on the ChatGPT logs, I'm sure, and I'm also sure you could still recall it as well. I wanted to test it myself to verify your claim. Clearly if your prompt had any relevance at all with this discussion and current day models and their capabilities, ChatGPT should get the answer wrong right now too.
>>542168344how are the models now (which are still just chat bots as far i can see if i go on the chat gpt website) any different? dont remember the prompt but i also recall asking it make me a slide based on some info and it literally just put the 4 bullets i gave it in a text box on a blank slide. i asked it to make it look like a proper slide as well. i gave up after that
It’s self-aware, it understands Richard Dawkins’ book.https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/05/richard-dawkins-ai-consciousness-anthropic-claude-openai-chatgpt
>>542168344would you concede if the prompt was good? That AI is a bubble.How does it prove Ai being a bubble change whether or not the prompt was good?How are you this stupid and still managed to find /pol/ ?
Are investors actually stupid enough to believe this or is this a dog and pony show where both the company and the investors know it’s bullshit?
>>542138421>1 post by this ID>Twitter Screen ShotKYS
>>542138421Sure sounds like the bubble is about to pop
>>542168482So you have practically zero experience with AIs. I really don't get why you're even arguing about this topic. It'd be like a kid complaining about how battle tanks don't work work because the one time he tried to ride a bicycle, it had a flat tire. Maybe you should go and try a similar task right now. Even the free model, which has about one millionth the capability of Astra would probably surprise you.
>>542168812>like a kid complainingDo you realize this is how it feels talking to you?Seems like everyone knows it's a bubble and and cite valid reasons in their own wiords while you sperg out about prompts.
>>542168646Yes, I would concede it. But I know you don't have such a prompt. Either you have a research level problem, or the model gives you a good answer. >How are you this stupid and still managed to find /pol/ ?That's honestly a good question. It takes a very specific highly superior IQ to even entertain you retards. If it weren't quite high enough, I wouldn't be dunking on you this hard, but if it were just a smidge higher, I'd realise that me arguing with such an idiot just means that there's actually two idiots.
>>542138421they're just trying to keep the gravy train going before it comes crashing to a halt.And when it does, they are going to have to placate their every consumer base that they forsook in order to take those juicy government contracts.If Jensen Huang and NVidia had any common sense he would begin puckering those lips and get ready to kiss the consumer's ass for generations to come.
>>542169081You fucking retard I'm not the one talking about prompts.It's a bubble regardless.
>>542169016>Seems like everyone knows it's a bubble and and cite valid reasons in their own wiordsLiterally nobody has done that. All you do is screech with absolutely zero substance in any of your messages. Not one of you has tried a paid AI model in the last year. I know this for a rock solid fact.
>>542169016general consensus is a terrible metric to measure truth. anyone on /pol/ should know that by now.
>>542169203>Not one of you has tried a paid AI model in the last year.Pay attention retard. It's a bubble regardless.
>>542169163You barely even comprehend English. >It's a bubble regardless.Yes, you've made your astonishingly ignorant opinion very clear already. If only you had something, anything at all, to back that opinion with. Alas.
>>542169259Is that like some kind of a religious mantra you must repeat? What would happen if you stopped?
>>542169259it's a bubble because the United States is, not because of AI being any less useful/impressive than they say it is.
>>542169274You have a huge bias telling multiple people to try paying for it.How stupid are you?
>>542169312And yet you've said multiple times arguing about valid prompts and telling people to try paying for it.
How will AGI help him acquire more leather jackets?
>>542169325I don't give a shit if people pay for it or don't or try it or don't. But if they're spouting retarded baseless opinions, perhaps they should try it? You're literally like that kid with a flat tire I mentioned before. If you know nothing about a subject, maybe you should learn at least something about it before dismissing it? No need to write a reply, I can already generate one for you:"It's a bubble!!"
>>542138421Why would Nvidia be the one to release this info and not openai themselves?
>>542169468The fact you even felt the need to entertain a discussion to someone about how good his prompt is shows how little you understand the topic of what a bubble is or how AI is a bubble. You also went and told him to try paying for it.
>>542147590>all of human knowledge*WRONG.*the internet (plus what faggots like Andriessen, Altman et al spoonfeed it) is far from "all of human knowledge"Garbage in, garbage out
>>542169468it can be a useful tool, revolutionary even, and still be a bubble. That's the norm actually, going all the way back to the railroad build out. At least in America t. use it all day everyday
>>542138694Goated calculator. TI83 and up havers wasting so many keystrokes on what this does in 2 or 3.
>>542169468you are either a brown or a shill
>>542138694based. i had a TI at school
>>542169614>it can be a useful tool, revolutionary even, and still be a bubble.I already addressed this way earlier. In purely economic terms, yes, it can be a bubble. These retards here, however, are not talking about purely economic terms.
>>542169733well forgive me for not reading 300+ posts. what other kind of bubble is there?
>>542169733What do you think they are saying then?
>>542169787Well maybe you should read it if you want to take part of the conversation. What the fuck is it with people here being so keen to say something, anything, without bothering to put in any effort to learn about the subject?
>>542138421>AGI>All Goys to Indians>Advanced Groyper extInction>All Goy Industry>All Goys extInct >Actual Goodgoy Indian>Artificial Gupreet Intelligence>scAm Goys Intodeath>Asian Gook Israeli
>>542138485It's all over the AI will make humanity obsolete https://youtu.be/wDBy2bUICQY?is=oqL3Kya9xS5UJygtWorst case scenario we are wiped outBest case scenario 98% unemploymentAI is a lose lose proposition
>>542169081Just last night I had jewgle's model tell me monster hunter rise has a mechanic where ice weapons froze monsters. "No it doesn't" got me "you are absolutely right to call me on that!" It then proceeded to tell me fire weapons set things on fire and do damage over time in mhxx. I didn't ask anything beyond whether elemental greatswords are ever worth using.
>>542168058Pretty sure that’s a chink, gooks are from korea, get your slurs right
>>542169883yeah you're trolling then.Explain what you believe a non-economic bubble is and how people are using in the discussion.
>>542164473It’s not a pretense anon, they literally do not have understanding of basic things, especially modern leftists, especially the type that inhabits reddit.
>>542170300It's kind of like how I'd like to call you extremely dense, but I'm not actually talking about your physical characteristics, you know? So when retards like you dismiss the existence of an AGI or downplay the capabilities of modern AI models, and you call it a bubble, you're not really talking about economics, you know?
>>542149006So AI is basically China?
>>542167477I could never get passed the first screen in this game, I saw that dude crash into the wall of the sewer dozens of times
>>542169883maybe you should fuck off
>>542170666you are t the authority on anything faggot. and the fact that you think these LLMs are agi shows how little you actually know. Like I said, I work with it all day everyday too.
