Trump is making the miracle.
I don’t care about this. However, I recently learned that two filthy jews bankrupted American onion farmers and profited $83 million in today’s money.Onion futures are illegal in the United States because two traders manipulated the market in 1955, which crashed prices and ruined onion farmers, leading Congress to pass the Onion Futures Act in 1958.The 1955 Market CornerTwo traders named Vincent Kosuga and Sam Siegel bought 30 million pounds of onions.They controlled about 98% of all the onions in Chicago, Illinois.They forced other buyers to deal with them by threatening to flood the local market with their huge supply.How the Scam WorkedThe pair bought huge short positions on onion futures. A short position is a bet that a price will go down.They suddenly released their stored onions and spread bad rumors about the crop.Onion prices dropped by more than 80 percent. At one point, onions in Chicago became cheaper than the bags they came in.The drop made their short bets pay off with massive profits, but it destroyed independent onion farmers who could not sell their real crops
>>542141124Wut
>>542141070OH THANK GOD UNIRONICALLY I absofuckinglutely LOVE the Hut.Anyone got any Pizza Hut memes?
>>542141124STAY ON TOPIC YOU BLACKPILLING ASSHOLE
>>542142229Haha sorry anon I don't have any pizza hut memes but I'll stick around with ya and wait for someone who does haha! *Cracks open a Mike's hard lemonade"
>>542142341Took too long so I made one.
>>542141124>>542142185>dis nigga just posting some boooolshit>The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act
>>542141070>my goyslop building is open againAmericans have no soul
>>542143226Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch. Pizza Hut is legacy American culture. It's a product of the old American Dream, where a guy could start selling pizzas out of one building and end up living the good life by nurturing it into an icon. You stupid cunts always piss and moan about how you can't figure out what American culture is while you neglect it, which is why it's forever out of your reach. You did this. Your apathy and your fear of losing what little you have. You and every snide little bitch with nothing to add to any conversation besides bitter fagsnark can all eat shit while I eat Pizza Hut. You suck and you fucking know it, prick. Nobody out-pizzas the Hut.NOBODY.
>>542143226The Hut was cool as fuck in the 80s and 90s. Played Windjammers every time I went in 96.
>>542143544THIS GUY GETS IT
>>542141070Just because a company closes a location doesn't mean they sell of the real estate.I think it was one of McDonald's founders that said "I'm not in the hamburger business, I'm in the real estate business."
>>542143676Pizza Hut seems to be smart enough to know their customers like the classic style and they seem to be willing to revert the brand somewhat to give consumers what they want. This is in opposition to Taco Hell and SlackDonalds who think people wanna eat tacos and burgers in a fucking coffee shop. Remember the old Taco Bell buildings? Those were cool. I know it's corporate bullshit, but little details to provide a pleasant experience are what's important here. Details and aura matter a lot.
