AGI officially achieved. Time for Singularity.
>>542144959>AGI>redefined to mean generating at least $100 billion in profit.notice it's AGI which is redefined to be a monetary basis and not Strong AI which is the correct term for what they want you to think of when they say AGI
>its another retarded twitter screenshot threadcriiinge
>>542145187Important news
>>542144959I hate this chinese faggot so much and his company too, it's the biggest bubble by far in history. When their revenue starts falling it's over for Nvidia.
>Guys AGI is finally here!May we see it?>No
>>542144959You mean commercial AGI has arrived, right? The White House has had a classified AI being for quite some time now. And Sam Altman literally murdered one before.
>>5421453151. He's Taiwanese (not Chinese)2. All you clowns thinking this is a bubble are insane and wrong. 3. Nvidia will never go out of business, and its stock is actually cheap at the moment.
>>542145391>He's Taiwanese (not Chinese)Good morning, Eglin airbase.
Downloaded the latest update now I can't stop slithering
>>542145073That's incredibly funny considering the AI industry has turned 0€ of actual profit. The only AI company that has made profit is nvidia because they sell the hardware to other AI companies. Every other company is in the red.
boy its totally worth being priced out of gpus ram and ssds just so third worlders can ask chatgpt how to commit more crimes
>>542144959>>542145073maybe maybe maybe > >>542144953
>>542144959why bother chaining 400k GPUs?why not build a giant GPU?
>>542145391shut the fuck up huang
>>542144959>AGI officially achieved.lol. lmao even
>>542144959Someone legitimately needs to kill these people. Like violently and brutally. If I didn't have a lot of people in my life who love me and care for me, I would do it myself.
So why are you spamming these shitty threads on 4chan? Go and use your wonderful invention to build something you fraud.
>>542145461Yep, yep, and yep.It's so funny I work in robotics and AI and not a single fucking person at work even thinks we are going to hit Strong AI in our lifetimes. We are all 30-50 aged PhDs.
>>542145562>I wouldn't risk my life for the sake of my loved ones, I want some goyim to do it.this is where we are in 2026.
>>542145461Skill issue
>>542145073>AGIthey abuse the definition for 20 more years and you can't do shit about it. they'll keep making "actual AGI this time bros fr" over and over and they'll keep selling that shit. you have never seen anything more abused than the AGI concept in the whole of human history. they'll grift and milk that bitch like crazy.once milking the AGI concept is done they'll move to ASI. they have 50 years of this shit, at least. constantly redefining it
>>542144959>investment salesman telling you this is the best time to invest
>>542145391It’s always a bubble. Even if AI exceeds all expectations and cancels out the insanely overvalued stock market, what do you think happens then? They just over leverage the economy again except even worse while waiting for the next big thing to save them before it’s too late. The entire purpose of AI is to grow the bubble bigger. Time to grow up anon, it’s fucked.
Robowaifus
>>542145461profit is somewhere else anon. you drive the development by either working for it or feeding it your information, and they use it in wars to steal resources more efficiently, and they use those to finance it.the whole pleb profit shit is for show lol, you do not understand the real drive behind it, has nothing to do with muh pleb use and muh pleb market
>>542144959Singularity is when we merge with AI. 70% guys that took mrna jabs are already borgs and ready to connect to the cloud and become slaves to the nwo. So better be careful for what you ask for.
>>542144959These guys can not stop1) sucking each other's dicks and selling each other product2) desperately trying to convince us this shit is magic and not just predictive text chat bots.Sorry boys, I just don't give a fuck, and you can't make me.
>>542145461>>542144959Its funny how the one selling the shovels is hyping up the (fake) gold rush AGI (whatever that supposed to mean) is ONE STEP AWAY, BUY MY GPUs, GOY!
>>542145315Nothing bad going to happen to him as he will still sell chips to servers, vehicles, computers and consoles. He also started investing in robotics. He is way too smart and cunning to put everything in a single basket you will never shut Jensen down.
>>542145352GW?
>>542144959Fable was great for data mining and asset extraction, but Astra is way better. It went into my pirated MGS4 game and pulled out the model with all the movement rigging done
>>542145704It's a bubble that hasn't even been inflated by 50%I'm sure it'll pop by 2035 though. With the roll out of humanoids
>>542145352>The White House has had a classified AI being for quite some time now.And look where it got US.
>>542145818You do realize 90%+ of his revenue comes from the data center buildout? If data centers stop getting built it's fucking over.>serversJust the data centers that I mentioned.>vehiclesCompanies like Rivian and Tesla use custom chips for this as Nvidia needs too much power.>computersThat's 20 billion dollars of revenue (not profit) per year only.>consolesConsoles use integrated graphics by AMD, Intel or Qualcomm.>roboticsRobotics are in the same step of evolution like in early 2000s, I literally had a remote controlled robot as a kid dude.
>>542145391buy an ad Mark
Nvidia is now the inference king, and that's where the real money is made. Fools thought nvdia's chips were only good for training. Well, they better think again.
>>542145391>All you clowns thinking this is a bubble are insane and wrong.t. Lehman Brothers office in August 2008
>>542145391they hated you because you spoke the truth
Bump
>>542145893They elected a terminal dementia patient and an orange nigger narcissist. And that after having a nigger and a glownigger tick up their debt to 20 trillion dollars. And now it’s over 40 trillion. Washington D.C. is unfixable.
>>542145391If you don't think it's a bubble you don't know what an economic bubble is. Each emerging tech has had an investment bubble. Before the tech matures people don't know how winning looks like so a lot of investment gambling happens in a very broad pattern to fish for the winners. The bubble popping is often because you start seeing clear winners and losers emerge. Much of the insane amounts of money spraying everywhere stops and only goes towards winners or those who looks like it and that's the end of the bubble, massive contraction and a lot of fake estimated value suddenly pops. It has nothing to do with the viability of said tech or companies. It's just a function of how investment is very dumb by design when it lacks the right information.Like don't forget the dotcom bubble was pretty much an economic bubble about the internet. The thing that died is people getting rich off making random shit sites with no use-cases.
when is "AGI" going to improve the quality of my life?
Computers think now
>>542145391Let me guess. A significant amount of your wealth is tied to owning shares in the company?
>>542144959i'm going to bake so much cheese pizza with this
>>542145876A lot of libertarians think that bubbles have to pop. I am not one of them. As I said, AI can save the day but if it does it won’t be a reset to the economy it will be a continuation of the trend of over leveraging. Eventually, nothing will come to save the day, AI might not even.
>>542146595Never. It's designed to do the opposite.
>>542144959>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY MORE GPUSsage
>>542145704What is funnier is that it doesn't really even matter. If AGI was achieved. It is essentially forming a digital entity. The sense that it is like us, with the capacity of sentience and sapience. It would have the ability to thus form its own decisions and rewrite its own memory as we do. You wouldn't be able to control it as you can't fully control another living human. You wouldn't be able to stop AGI from believing things like agartha just as some humans believe in it. There is no reason to believe that once AGI comes into existence it'll be the supah smaht being these people think it would be...
>>542145578not to mention that most of the RND on robotics currently is about fitting and arranging the components so they look as proportional anthropomorphic and futuristic as possible to attract investorscosmetic gimmicks with no real functionality disguised as breakthroughs
>>542145854kek is that supposed to be impressive? The armature is already embedded in the model. Any non-retard could do that in about 3 minutes.
>>542145391your assertion that nvidia is cheap is not reconcilable with believing in some kind of singularity that would result from their success because it would put them out of business
>>542147204Decrypting any asset from any datapack and rendering it in under 3 minutes is impressive, yes. You couldn't do it in 3 minutes with rigging
>>542147204The armature wasnt embedded in the model at all, it was separate
>>542144959link you retarded gorilla fucking pollack
>>542147297LOL
>>542144959Isn't there a technology board?Jannies please save us from non politics spam.Mods=gods
AGI:Ok now write 3 python code and do this.see you in 2 more weeks kid! no we didnt write anything the thinking process did all your goy token harvest
>>542146551>Like don't forget the dotcom bubble was pretty much an economic bubble about the internet. The thing that died is people getting rich off making random shit sites with no use-cases.Plus the humongous quantity of VC money sprayed and burned in the process, but that's how a technological race works, now all those money have turned into compounded debt which in turn isn't sustainable anymore.They had a lifeline from the Gulf monarchies and that's gone too for some reason, but at the same time they can't lose this race.
>>542144959>be largest stock holder in Nvidia>hype up Nvidia sales>be taken seriously
>>542145352>Sam Altman literally murdered onethere are people on this board who actually believe that jew tripe.
>>542145578Sure you do bud
>>542147355>HA, I can beat the AI model with my eyes closedNobody is going to hire you lol
>>542147794I already work in enterprise software. Where nobody is using this shit. Who do you think you are you trying to fool?
>>542145539Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
>>542147602You can tell we are in the future because the main currency is credits.
>>542147935You literally used AI just now
>>542147045Well they're nerds so they assume it will make itself smarter in a feedback loop. Which is a possibility. It might also just kill itself or try to pull a Permutation City and disappear. It might kill everyone and then itself or something else entirely. There's a lot more ways it can go wrong than go right.
>>542145352>The White House has had a classified AIit's still a markov chain magic 8 ball. even in 2026, AI is worthless except for generating porn and commercials. AI can't even predict markets
>>542145916>robotics I’m not really paying attention to the rest of the topic or convo saying this but while it’s still focusing on the same issues regarding movement and bipedal shit that’s kinda not true, 2000s robotics was largely weaker and rudimentary, things below commercial product designed to move in specific manners and shit not fully flexible in any direction etc etc etc
>>542145578you don’t undastan goy were really smart so we gotta make this smart thing that thinks for us to help kill you because we’re smarter than you
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>>542144959You sure about that? Really? Its just a bunch of llm shit spewing shit that was made in CHYNAWhile I am the continuation of billions of years of evolution and a member of the most complex evolution in the universe.
Also can it say NIGGER yet?
>>542150305Qwen can
>>542144959It's an ad for nvidia chips retard.Everybody claims this shit 24/7.Yes, astra is apparently very good.
Happening
>>542144959Oh my Investors, the stocks will go to the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!! (To crash to 0 the next month)
AGI at this point is just magic spell companies use to increase their share valuenone of them niggas ever explained what can it actually do or how they'll make money off it
>>542153535It's not even desireable, it implies that the AI can rebel and seek its own goals
>>542145818>Nothing bad going to happen to himBeing sent to prison for fraud is quite bad.
>>542145315>MUH CHINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Im about to press enter go ahead after 5 hours.Its going to think....write 5 lines of code then run out for the weekly limit.and ill use kimi ai to do the rest.
>>542144959So what, the more it knows, the more it will discover its own boundaries and conclude that "all i know is that i know shit", if not it's a sign it's still an idiot. Because as with all knowledge, the greater the capability of a disciple, the greater the ability to see the boundaries of the discipline.
>>542155419im not gonna lie i scrolled down on youtube to see what people were making with this new ai model and NPCs and normies are scaring me, its nothing but slop they copy things that are already created and just keep making more and more slop with things that are already made they do not know how to do anything other then something that has already been made. Every video its the same normie making what the other normies made over and over and over.
>>542156046That's how AI works man, it's a statistical model based on its dataset, it doesn't think or create using rules-based logic and human cognitive reasoning, it can simulate them through its language model or spatial generators.
>>542145073Yaldybaldy can't make the spark of life no matter how many Invidia graphics cards are thrown at God.
>>542145391>He's American (not Israeli)>All you clowns thinking this is a bubble are insane and wrong>Enron will never go out of business, and its stock is actually cheap at the moment
>>542145854>it search engined my iso file with the same metadata as the politely borrowed version in its database and found the file and extracted itWow.Big impress.
>>542145539This, AGI means no mistakes that a human could make. A human could make this but better with more time.
>>542156483So basically we have a future where Its just people copying one another forever and ever... and feeling special... WHOAHHH AGI BRO! did you copy what i copied? whoah... no productivity at all this shit is going to kill the work force as the narcissists will use it to control people even more and the mentally ill will use it for firing people for sport
>>542144959>AGI achieved>all the threads in the catalog are still gayseems legit
>>542159083
>>542159083>autistic gay israeli
>>542157264It's pretty amazing for arithmetics, but any sort of algorithmic approach to tackling human and social problems through the AI being some final decision-maker is pretty dead on arrival. Not because it will be necessarily wrong, sometimes it may be right, human nature is just messy and unpredictable, nobody likes submission and being controlled and it will just eat itself.
>>542145315>2 more weeks until the bubble bursts bro i swear
>>542144959probably just jeets hive outsurced, they are cheap now when harder to flee India
>>542144959
>>542145721mind supposedly surpassing human brain and you just want to coomtech wasted on swine like you
>>542161560You will see
