I work at a fast food place, and half our customers are dirty pajeets. They always have the most annoying orders "NO MEAT SAAR BEANS INSTEAD SARRR", never smile back at me, barely even say thank you, and half of them fucking stink. Does anyone have any ideas on how I can fuck with them? This a a huge chain so there's cameras everywhere. Any suggestions?
>>542152041Theres nothing you can do without losing your job.
>>542152106My coworkers are all racist as fuck so at least we get to make impressions of them but it gets to a limit. They literally shit in the trash cans in the bathroom, or throw shit stained tissues in the trash. These things can't figure out how to use a toilet. I also always sanitize my hands after taking their cash.
>>542152041not quite what u need but I saw this the other day and found it moderately humorous.
Intercept their scam attempts, so that they don't actually harm victims. String them along for a few days with fake captchas and identity verifications then expose them on youtube + profit
>>542152196>also always sanitize my hands after taking their cash."These bills are fake, we cannot accept these" - and they probably are. All the fake currency is coming out if India on dark web. Theyve fucken did it to me with genuine fake bills. It took me a while to figure out why they all had so many $50's. They felt wrong and lacked the holograms we have. We did turn them away, often. They buy the cheapest shit and want the genuine change.
>>542152041We used to put a hit of acid on burgers out the drive though window if they were pricks to the cashier chick.
>>542152041Just ask every single one if they’re a doordash driver here to pick up. The more official the jargon you use the better like “What’s the name on the doordash?” When they say no be like “oh so Uber Eats, got it”
>>542152417doubt
>>542152041>Any suggestions?idk. Write "Salman Khan sucks" on their receipts?
A - Piss them off optionsAsk them to repeat their order at least two times, then ask them to repeat each of their item to make sure you got the right one while secretly pissing them offorYou fuck up their orders on purpose (can have consequences)orAccuse them of using fake cash just to piss them off then tell them you're good (can have consequences)B - Stealth optionsStep 1: Bring their food to an area that surveillance can't see youStep 2: Spit in their food/drink before serving themorRun your finger on your asshole/bottom of your shoes and touch their food before serving themor Run their food on the bottom of your shoes and serve them
>>542152041Hey Timmy loser, We are aryans.
>>542152041Why the fuck do you smile at pajeets in the first place? You're making yourself their dalit and you deserve to be shat on not just by jeets but also by humans for being nice to jeets
>>542152664 U cunts aint Buddhists. U stole that land. Bunch of rabid arabs.
>>542152041https://youtu.be/a2KiCJeEAQ0?si=uPCqA1iom6ZwWNkELook their entitlement in the video, OP, ain't this familiar with the jeets of 4chan.
>>542152041>I work at a fast food placeLOL LOSER, just put the fries in the bag.
>>542152041Just serve their burger Timmy.
>>542152041cook their food using beef fat and beef stock and fold beef into their food as well.
>>542152783just shit in the street Pattel
>>542152758We Indians are Aryans we are not arab semites.
>>542152616>Spit in their food/drink before serving them>or>Run your finger on your asshole/bottom of your shoes and touch their food before serving them>or>Run their food on the bottom of your shoes and serve themthese are pajeets, they would be happy if you did that
>>542152897 you share 90% of your DNA with Abbos. Are abbos Aryan? Do you have Blue Eyes and White Skin as Buddha did?
>>542152783>TimmyOnce again indians can only steal, and that nigga who coined Timmy was shot and killed...by TimmyCalling a Human Timmy is not an insult. You want to insult Humans call us one of you
>>542152952The Buddha did not have blue eyes, His real name was Siddhartha Gautama, And he was Indian, Stop we wuzzing.
Well the won't notice or care if you spit in their food or handle it with unwashed hands. Maybe keep an eye dropper full of beef stock and put a few squirts on their food.
Now Brotain looks like India. They are delusional if they cant see the mess follows them.
>>542152041Put laxative in every order but they wouldn’t know the difference.
>>542153004>, And he was indian,That's a Pakistani
>>542153004im not we wuzzing. Why the fuck would I want to be a part of any of that gay shit. You motherfuckers need to go back to Iran and give India back to the Thai people who built those temples.
>>542153131Thailand is Buddhist because of Indians, And thai people never stepped foot on India that’s a lie. Also we do not come from Iran, Iranians have lighter skin than us.
>>542152041hilarious that a fast food loser, is mad that hes a failure in his own life, so much so that he has to fantasize about putting those hes forced to serve. no matter how mad you are, what revenge you extract, you will still be serving the fries. delusions of grandeur.
>>542153310cope, Buddhism is an east asian/southeast asian, mongoloid religion, you street shitters don't claim Buddhism, so you don't speak for Buddhism. Just like how Christianity is a white race religion by mainstream standards since the jews don't claim it even though they started it. Jeets can only represent the very religion that encourages rape and barbarian behavior
>>542153472Just because East Asians follow Buddhism doesn’t mean it is a East Asian religion, It was created by an Indian man named Siddhartha Gautama, It’s like saying Christianity is a white man’s religion because white people follow it even though Jesus was a middle eastern Semite who spoke Hebrew and Aramaic.
get off the internet, tough guy. don't fuck with people's food
>>542152897You're cousins of Arabs. You're very similar. Travel to Arab countries and you'll see how similar. Egypt was like India.
>>542152616this>sir i do not understand what you are saying (best if you can do scotish british classic accent) >*flash laser on bills "sir this money is fake"best you can do
>>542153310>Also we do not come from Iran, Iranians have lighter skin than us.Iranians are the Arayans dickhead. You just admitted you arent one by default. Checkmate.
>>542154332We are not Arabs, Arabs are j1 we are not j1
>>542153766Christianity IS a white man religion though, same as Buddhism that's an East Asian religion, the current civilization progression status of these two races have been held by Christianity and Buddhism and the result is that their countries are amongst the highest developed in the world.Besides, even though Buddha started it, East Asians perfected it with their own folk religions. What has Hinduism gotten you? Eating cow dung, raping, being naked, weird and unhygienic barbarian activities. You will never surpass the white and East Asian races unless you ditch your religion, and that centuries of barbarism would take centuries to be fully washed off from you people.tldr; no one gives a shit who started it, what matters is the result of what they did with it
>>542154469you aint canadian either so fuck off
>>542152041Learn the ways of chemistry and brew up some dimethyl mercury. By the time the first shows symptoms you could have poisoned all of them.
>>542154512cowshit and mercury
>>542152106One can easily do a number of things and get away with it.
>>542154498Indians are the original native people of the entire world
>>542154603Abbos are, who you share 90% of your DNA with.
>>542152041Just put the custom bean burritos in the bag timmy
What purpose do jeets have to exist in this world?
>>542152664No your a retarded street shitter, that is all.If it wasn't for 90% of your population getting arranged marriages your micro penis would only ever feel a goats ass.
>>542154476India was very advanced and rich before the British empire arrived and looted the entire country, Just because India is poor today doesn’t mean Hinduism is a bad religion.
>>542154759Make your country better.That's your purpose, not trash other ones.
>>542152041>never smile back at me, barely even say thank youwhy do grown adults care about this? Do you need people to treat you like a little kid all the time? Your just another worthless human being theres no reason for me to smilie at you.
>no meat saarJews like jeets because they're the final realization of the Vegan CUlt.>>542152196>>542152106>>542152041"accidentally" put meat in their orders.
>>542152249>never check ID for alcohol or tobacco salesWait a minute...based?
>>542152041>Does anyone have any ideas on how I can fuck with them?you won't do shit, wageslave
>>542155539We do that all the time. Love seeing them come back and whine while I smile at them >>542154759To be slaves for whites.>>542154066They shouldn't have fucked with my country
>>542155879>Czech At least I have a job
>>542156021>At least I have a jobat a minimum wage job that only students should be working at, fucking wagecuck
>>542156021yeah yeah, sure, dipshit. i'm at paid holiday right now, jerking off, doing fuck all. you wish you have my job.
>>542152041>Any suggestions?Just ask every jeet who walks in if they're there to pick up Door Dash. I'm a fan of this trend because it is a subtle reminder to them that they're all frauds who are beneath us and we know it. No matter their bullshit corporate titles or pay-to-play degrees.
>>542156238>Door DashOh, and if they really are there to pick up Door Dash, get their plates and other relevant info because there's a near 100% chance they're violating the terms of their H1B visa by taking on gig work. If you can sort out who they are, you can report them to the USCIS and have them investigated / deported for doing work they're not allowed to do under the terms of their visa.
>>542156127What the fuck do you think I am retard?
>>542152249These guides never mention where or how to report these stores More likely you'll get fined for wasting department time or whatever
>>542156341Very smart. Imagine if we made this into a trend. Operation deodorant
>>542156692>What the fuck do you think I am retard?kek
>>542152041Omaaaaaaars
>>542152041>>542156806If you are allowed to play music in your fast food placeAnd if you have any say in the choice of musicThen play some vulgar songs like thisThis can get awkward if there are families in therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OXiqmUhB70This song title means "What is behind the blouse?"
>>542154906Hinduism is poor in terms of civility as compared to other major religions and it has only existed largely within India and never really spread out of India because many practices are not on par with medieval standards of a highly civilized civilization. (Let alone modern standards) Also, I'm pretty sure British Raj was cleaner and more organized than present day India and pre colonial India. Even medieval muslims made poor remarks of your religion and culture as compared to other civilizations like China at that time. The root cause of your demise nowadays is you weren't willing to reform or abandon the barbarian parts of your religion and culture. Besides, native British people were looted and conquered by Roman Empire, Russia was conquered and looted by the Mongols, do you see them crying about it 1700 and 500 years later? No, they came back stronger than ever with colonialism and industrialization because they're not lazy and they have determination spirits, part of which is boosted by Christianity. If you people never drop that victim mentality, never change, and continue to slumber, you will never progress.
>>542154906hinduism is just pagan demon worship. And India has always been a backward, irrelevant shithole.
>>542152041put meat bits in their food?
>>542152041JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG,TIMMY MC BURGERSTEIN
>>542158828>Besides, native British people were looted and conquered by Roman Empire
