first off, my name is Christopher Alan Mitchell and i live in Newburgh Indiana. I am posting my face because the faggots at the Babylon Bee posted that article about that ugly white trash guy screaming about protecting his "superior genes." I literally took the grossest picture of myself I could and they took that and went with it. Well, here's a picture of me form Saturday when I was out and about and not going without any sleep for 2 or 3 days and with a nasty ass white trash beard. Yes I'm vain, but mainly this si to show what the true face of /pol/ is. A pretty ass whiteboy who is 42 years old and barely looks 30. I'd love to see how those genetic dead ends at Babylon Bee look. A bunch of fat ugly goblins, I'm sure. But anyways, the Feds have technology that tells the future. I genuinely believe it is going further than just using some type of quantum AI to predict hte future, and I am basing that off hte fact that I will make about 30 different fake stops and turnarounds before I finally even go inside a gas station to buy some water, and no matter what I do, they are there. And not just them, BUT ALSO THE LTIERALY CARTEL/GANG MEMBERS THAT THEY GAVE HTE TECHNOLOGY TO TRY TO FUCK ME OVER!These dumb mother fuckers lost control of hte technology trying to fuck me over? Why are they trying to fuck me over? 1.I'm a patriot and I take the constitution extremely seriously.2.I know what's going on (which then directs you back to point 1)3.I said the nigger word4.I'm a mission from God to be used as a vessel to destroy evil (these mother fuckers are evil as fuck. God uses me as a salt lick basically, attracting evil so that he can then destroy it)5.I have hte ability to save not only this country, but hte entire world.EAT SHIT FAGGOTSCONSTITUTION REIGNS SUPREMECOMMIES GET FUCKED
>>542152579GET FUCKED FAGGOTS, IM 42 YEARS OLD. LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR GENETIC DEAD-END ASSES LOOK LIKE?
>>542152579Show bussy or gtfo
>>542152660Bald queer
>>542152728post hands fat ugly fuck
>>542152579I've never seen such a young man.
>>542152660>open toilet seat>single weird faggot glove >b-but they can bredict de future ok, and? calm down, you're not important enough to get gang stalked
>>542152660you're a big (fat) guy
>>542152660Geriatric ahh unc. You got like 5 years to live ahahahah old ahh
>>542152744I would heem you through your bathroom wall, pal
>5.I have hte ability to save not only this country, but hte entire world.World saver here!!That's a sad conclusion.Do you honestly think the world deserves to be saved? Because I don't, and I won't.
>>542152799i took the picture in between excercises, i had to take one glove off to take the picture>open toiletyou are either a woman or a very effeminate man
>>542152660What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>542152835i did, but not anymoreGod wants to destroy this world. He has made that abundantly clear to me. I tried and tried and tried and all he did was let the demon niggers win. He legit got pissed at me for trying to save it. He wants to destroy the entire world.
SORRY FAGGOTSTURNS OUT IM ONE HANDSOME ASS MOTHER FUCKER
>>542152919You're gay and was probably molested
>>542152945WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE FAGGOT? C'MON, WANNA TALK YOUR SHIT? LETS SEE HOW FUCKING HIDESOULY UGLY GOD MADE YOU INSIDE AND OUT
>>542152945>ESL jeet vs bald, schizo grandpaWho wins?
>>542152945Op got molested By his uncle when he was young,he has been traumatised and schizophrenic ever since then. Such a sad existence. I know him,he lives two houses away from me
>>542152998What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>542152848enjoy inhaling poop particles do you think the lid on toilets is just decorative?
>>542152999bald schizo grandpa, of coursethey literally poisoned me to make my hair fall out. They wanted me to look like the stereotypcial /pol/ack shit poster for the mugshotDIDN'T WORK. even the balding thing barely worked, and desu, i like how it turned out, it legit reminds me of Jason Stahtham's hair. Every single actual truth about me has completely fucked up their faggot ass fake persona of me.
>>542153075why would there be poop particles just sitting in my toilet? I flush my shit as soon as it comes out of my ass, I flush like 10 timees a shit. And I clean my toilet on the reg. I don't know what you're doing in your house that necessitates that mindset, but it's not happening on my end.
>>542153124mh yes
>>542153283do you think my toilet is just sitting there flushing on it's own? when I take a shit, i am sitting on the toilet when i flush, in fact, i am sitting on the toilet for all the flushes i do when i shit. I legit flush the toilet more than a dozen times most of the time when i am shitting, and every single flush has me completely covering the toilet with my buttchecks. I don't know what to tell you dude. get a grip
>>542153422so basically you're flushing the shit back up at your ass when there's a perfectly good lid right there interesting choicealso, did you fake your own death to start a new life to escape your sex offender identity and chad stealing your gf?
How many kids you got bro? Cheers.
>>542152579whats a hte tech and what are the future predictions they want to gangstalk/poison your hair follicles over? i want to know future happenings amd when
>>542152579>>542152660>>542152744>>542152848>>542152879>>542152919>>542152998>>542153093>>542153124>>542153422are you for real
>>542153865This is what happens with that retarded precog shit, retards go insane
>>542152579>muh judeo-masonic constitutionLiteral toilet paper, kys you dumb larper
