We are both studying political science at Carlos III University. Please anons give me some advice. Just imagine if I ended up becoming king of Spain...
>>542155736That’s a Jew.
>>542155736Your only chance to become royalty is to kidnap her, make her your sex slave, and impregnate her to create the heir to the throne Anon the Second.
>>542155889You lost mutt
literally who
>>542155736caress one of her butt cheeks and then squeeze hard and then spank her
>>542155736sit in front of her in class and browse /pol/ so when she looks at your screen she sees you are retarded and takes pity
>>542156118* Anon II
>>542155889They all are.
>>542155736Rape and impregnate her. You can't become king by marrying her, you can only become prince
Look at that noseberg
>>542155736>eyyy mamacitathat's all it takes. she will be your queen.but seriously, speak to her 'soul', not to her title. That's the key to her heart. Haven't you ever heard of Tristan & Isolde?
she has that bitchy streak around the mouth area
Pull a count of Monte Cristo and become fake royalty to gain her attention using loans and credit cards
>>542155889>forehead is flat, with ample room for the frontal lobe>ears level with the eyesNo, I don't think she's a Jew.
>>542155736dont waste your energy commoner, those ideas have pained us since our inception
>>542155736>Just imagine if I ended up becoming king of Spain...You won't.Might get a good job in the court, though.Keep your dick in your pants and keep you mind out of the gutter.
>>542155736>Just imagine if I ended up becoming king of Spain...At the best you could be the "Prince Consort", or just "Consort", in this case means male prostitute.
>>542156467kek
>>542155736Breed her before a nafri does
>>542155736Go up to her and do loads of crazy laughing and mumbling. She'll love it.
>>542155736>Just imagine if I ended up becoming king of Spain...incel, I...
>>542155736ASK HER IF HER DAD OR ANY OTHER ROYAL SHE KNOWS HAS EVER PLAYED AGE OF EMPIRES!!!i'm not kiddingyou wanna break the ice with a joke?well this is the kind of funny dumb harmels question pretty much any peasant would like to know about a modern day royalyou surprice her with a dumb question and you'll be on her mind as a harmless curiosity that asked an unusual question she wasn't expecting
>>542156501>JerseyRare.
>>5421557361. Act cool, but not aloof.2. Be polite. Hold doors open for people, not just her.3. Learn about anaesthesia.
>>542156542whats your fav civ bro
>>542155736Sit behind her in class. Then pull her hair and spit in her face. She will love you for life.
>>542156338>wooing a fair maiden with the chivalric mores of Arthurian High Medieval Romance in the two thousand and twenty-sixth year of our Lord, the firstborn of the dead and the blessed flower of creationISHYGDDT
>>542156542I think the most effective strategy would be to act as if you don't know she's a princess, if that were possible.
>>542155736> political scienceWorthless bullshit, not even a real science.
>>542156365"fishmouth" or "upside down fishmouth" is what we call is around here
>>542155736Everyone in her classes has been thoroughly vetted. She lives in a bubble by birth, do not touch her, peasant
>>542156296The mental gymnastics I read from "theologians" trying to explain this was only about the religious setting.In fact the existence of feminism is probably the most egregious failure of Christian clergy, because the book is absolutely clear and adamant about it. Men must listen to women and love them. But women must obey men in society like they obey God, it's not negotiable or up for debate
>>542156707That's not the point. The point of those classes is networking.
>>542156654Behind her sits her bodyguard.
>anon we need to get a good grade for this group project...dont fail us our my father will hear from this..t.Leonorlörs response?
just "sell" her good coke, that's what every rich girl truly wants
>>542155736
>>542155736grab her by the pussy chicks dig alpha behavior
>>542155736your brown ass is not in college
>>542155736Imagine paying to go to a college called Carlos....
>>542157465at least he's not going to the Juan Carlos one
>>542157278Me on the right
Get in line0. Shes got plenty of sausage0
>>542156237we learned something new about you today lel
>>542155736If you want to breed her, you need cozy up with the nobles, the court and her father, and prove that you are of worthy stock that produce a worthy heir.
>>542158112unless you black and have xoxaine
>>542158112Benjamin Franklin proved that noble women love playing around, all he has to do is flirt with her a little and spend some time with her. I'm a KHV so I know a lot about women.
>>542155736>MY QUEEN!Why would I give you advice when you can serve your future Queen and King (aka Myself)?
>>542155736would love to see her ravaged by a wild african migrant bvll. She needs to feel the tip reach into her intestines.
>>542156393I think the Tate brothers teach classes about how to do this
>>542155736Political science LOL. The most libcucked course of all.
>>542155736can you rig a camera to her chair to take photos of he rfeet?
>>542155736She has a very elegant and beautiful face, too bad her body is the fridgiest of fridges.
>>542155736Your supposed to bow down faggot not take pictures of her
Glownegros are on their way to remove this potential domestic terrorist from the classroom of her majestyThank (you) for the post, it was worth it
>>542155736Be a bad boi anon but just enough so her family is annoyed by you but they "can accept it" for her.
>>542155889Seethe kike
>>542155736>giving a single shit about royalskek i remember finding out the bogdanoff twins were born from their grandmother cheating on her current husband with a black musician
>>542158346What noble women did Benjamin Franklin know?
>>542157610sausage is for peasantsroyals feast on cream cheese and beef jerky
Either fake like you’re royalty yourself or act like a complete nigger. One or the other no in between, and she’ll fall in love with you
>>542157223>>542157324>>542155736You and all your fellow Spics from SPIC PRIME, are by NO MEANS, white, germanic or even european, MANOLO.You and that worthless "princess" are all MOORS, with 800 Light-years of Arab Sandnigger dick interwoven in the DNA.You dumb, lazy, brown SPICS, you all are UNDISTINGUISHABLE from your genetic cousins the jungle-bunny peruvians, spics from spicxico, congolombians and argentiniggers
>>542161166The funny thing about this post is that it's by a German. Don't you have a daily pegging to attend? Lol.
>>542159459Nevermind than, just bee yourself
>>542155736Assuming you’re actually serious or even if you’re not, read How to Win Friends and Influence People 1st Edition which should be available for free online on Internet Archive or elsewhere. Don’t bother with the second edition because Dale Carnegie’s wife removed most of the sections on women in the later republish. This will also hopefully help you in other aspects of life. Stay safe, friends.
>>542155736Dios mio
>>542161166Do you work, or do you have a life? Maybe some Spaniard fucked your sister and your mom, and then the girl you had a crush on? I see your shitty post in every thread by Spanish OPs'
