Trump’s plan to get you into a diaper.I’m not making this up. I work in the whitehouse, what I heard will shock you: Trump and Vance are phasing out the toilet.Let me explain: They want to replace workers like you with cheaper Indians. The problem, white folks look down on them for poor toilet ethics. Even worse, toilets are not as profitable as single use diapers would be. The solution: make you just like them, if not worse.Cyclosporan and mystery meat are just phase one. The plan is to keep introducing new pathogens until you’re left incontinent and dripping 24/7, thus requiring a diaper. You’ll have to buy three diapers on the daily and smell like shit making Indians feel right at home and comfy taking your job.You may think that you’ll at least be able to still pee in the toilet, but that’s phase two: the $70 piss bottle (seriously, look up peesport). Workplaces and stores will no longer provide toilets, forcing you to bring your own piss bottle. As an added bonus, you’ll get charged about a hundred a week to empty your new piss bottle out.It’s a win-win-win. They sell diapers and piss bottles, they get cheaper labor, and YOU will cheer for it ever step of the way because… TRUMP!You'll meet it all with a smile, your new hello becoming 'You dripping, bro?'
Saar, that is not a pee bottle that is your shit bottle for cleaning ass with hand
This is sounding so insane like, who would make that up?I believe it.
>>542160514m8 indians shit 14 times per week.>Normal Ranges: In typical urban and regional Indian cohorts, the median frequency is about 14 bowel movements per week
We must find the pee pull responsible for this and pee on them before we live in a world where angry wagies are running around with loaded piss bottles!
>>542160514I unironically believe this. Posting in a legendary thread. Include me in the screncap. TKD
Good morning saar, please do the needful and redeem.
>>542161564You'll be the same soon.>>542161447I don't think I could make this up. I work in the white house and hear Trump and Vance laughing about it all the time.
God dammit, now my last niche interest is going to be overrun by normalfags.
>>542163354Oh yeah, you might want to buy a lot of diapers now before the enshitification of diapers begin. They plan is to make them half as thick and ten times more expensive.
>>542163474They'll probably take away the cute prints too, those bastards.
