10 MILLION TECHIES WILL LOSE THEIR JOBS
Wow, this must be bidens fault
techtrannies are entitled to cushy six figure jobs! why? well...no reason it's just fair okay!
i can't find my tiny violin
>>542164734search longer before you poast again
>I'm leaving with friendships and relationships that I know will last a lifetime.
Infinite jeets
>>542164567He learned to code but it wasn't enough. RIP I'm sure he will definitely get hired it makes sense to pay someone $200,000 to do a job worse than a $20 AI subscription.
>>542164640"Why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India? Because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants."
>>542164567>has the exact skills to build product>hired to build product>product shipped>no longer needed>fired>new hire found with exact skills to build the next product>repeatThis is what they mean when they say they struggle to find "skilled" people
>>542164567Women: "we want money".Men: "we want pussy".Conclusion: being a whore is the perfect job for women.
>>542164567>please fill out my schedule with coffee and lunches>unexpected layoffLmao
>>542165022This is what the American Epstein Party means when they say >new jobs created
>>542165639This, I work in R&D in defense. In the last decade, I can count on my fingers the number of group lunches I've had that weren't in a hangar during a test event. Coffee? Take that at your desk. Who are these faggots living like college never ended?
>>542164567learn to coal.
>>542164567>fill my calendar with coffee chats and lunches how about work?
>>542165022>build productwhat fucking products do they build nowadays? it's all the same shit that does the same fucking thing.
>>542165876looks like we're getting a new member on the 26th of October.
>>542164567>i'm prouddumb slave cuck
>>5421645672 more weeks
>>542165768good goy
Dude really bought the hype. Poor fella. He won't hear from any of these long lasting lifetime shits. He might as well go get a CDL and travel the country listening to podcasts. It was a good season. Let it go. Begin anew. Become what you said you would when you were 9. And that wasn't enjoying the culture at fucking apple.
>>542165857Learn a sex trade (provide cavities for men for money)
>>542164567Wow good thing you blacked out the name you gay faggot
>>542164567advertise your faggotry cv elsewhere, pajeet
>>542164811Who's gonna tell him?
>>542164827>One Infinite Loo
>>542165988shut up kike
>>542164567he's the last white ceo and he's clearing out 15 years of homos
>>542166087Yeah, you have no idea, faggot. $220K a year and there's no jeets, no foreigners, no druggies, no blue hairs, no fags. It's great.
>>542166457One shekel has been deposited into your account
>>542164567I have a cousin that lives in California, who used to work in one of the major corps doing computer stuff. He's a tranny and got laid off, but since his parents here in Brazil are super conservatives, my cousin did that faggot move where you fight your whole family because nobody understands you. Now he got laid off a few months back and keeps asking for money from his parents, as if he didn't destroy the family and the family's reputation (we're from a relatively small town).He's seething now according to his brother who's a Chad, as things aren't getting any better for computer fags kekI kekIs he wasn't an insufferable fagot I'd feel bad, but he even cut contact with me, and we were super close and kids, and he was normal, just a bit nerdy. Became gay after going to university in the US, got a boyfriend and a year later he decided that his name didn't represent him and changed it to a girl's nameHis poor parents (they're rich, just a figure of speech) are so sad but accepted it as not to completely lose contact with him. Anyway, hang Israelites, they owe me a cousin
FAANG was a mistake.They overpaid their staff which made their jobs precarious. And they're capable of running AI at a massive scale, so that hurts their employees even more.The secret has always been to become a technological jack of all trades in medium sized or non-tech companies.Claim a large swathe of territory in a useful project within a bit company, and camp until retirement.Good luck using AI to write software across 20 custom systems utilizing undocumented APIs and legacy data formats.You'd need someone who knows all those details to steer the AI... So the prompting job would just go right back to me.
>>542164567still no UBI, not even lower taxes for poorfags. this ends only one way
>>542164567How about CPAs? I want my ex to get a good job so she can start paying me alimony again.
>>542164567Fuck this nepotistic Gen X scum
>>542164567Make way for the h1b indians!
>>542166457AI needs to replace morons like this next. Military is overpriced cause we pay idiots like this $220K
Who cares
>>542166105We need a future where tech people line up to mine the coal mines only for a robot to roll in and replace those too.
>>542164811He's leaving with that sweet sweet Apple stock cash out
>>542166320i'll break you in half sissy.
>>542166806Maintaining a security clearance is a pain, and comes at a premium.Tell the government to stop requiring security clearance and maybe the price will go down.I just get the DoD to sign off on a $30k buff to my salary every 5 years and I'm golden.The military industrial complex is like an infinite money glitch for companies, and employees just scrape the excess cash into their own pockets. It's a bonanza out here.
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>>542166939You can't even break a 20, chaim.
>>542165959Emoji of pregnant men
>>542167018AI doesn't need security clearance. Military should be #1 focus of government to replace with AI. So much bloat and overspending. Not required anymore have AI design the drones and software and have robots build the drones. Military spending needs to decrease by 90% with AI. Don't need morons making $220K sitting around.
>>542164567Depends on what his role was. Apple laid off hundreds who were in their Vision department as that shut down.There's always sympathy for tech workers, I can't comprehend how so many feel bad. These layoffs are mainly for employees who are top 10% earners and work at shitty, greedy companies. 90% of the workers don't mind their work helped with manipulation of kids on social media, support mass surveillance, or even help with wars as long as they were paid minimum six figures.
>>542164567>poopjeets on suicide watch kek>poopjeets on suicide watch kekhttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+jamboyhttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDGGcY0wDUGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>>542164567watching white collar workers suffer is a small bit of justice in this degenerate world we live in.
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>>542166838This.OP:>panopticon developer whines about being made obsolete
>>542164811This kek. Reality will hit hard on that retard
>>542165712Jeff is busting in dead kids on a beach in tel aviv as we speak
>>542167799Added to the jeet folder
>>542166939no thanks sounds gay, faggot kike
>>542164567>team buildingBye, Felicia.
>>542164567Apple software has been dogshit for quite some time now. Slow, buggy, hard to use, focus on nonsense. The CPUs are good but this "make everything liquid glass" is nonsense. Also the vision goggles thing was shit from the start, the developers forum said it was unusuable.
>>542164567>>542165022>>542165768You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's autism.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people call you a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of forum posts have allowed programmers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with AI generated tech buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at some scam startup, they'll lay you off the second they find out that you haven't completed any non school related projects.You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a "proprietary test framework" so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence where all you did was push README updates over and over, and that the core codebase was stolen off an open source GPL licensed project which you're shamelessly profiting off.Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a spoofed business phone number and start cold calling old people into redeeming your gift card scam. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>542169914>programming is using mircoslop's jewhubsaaaaaaaaar
>>542165876>>542165639Why the hell would you spend your time working instead of looking for another job when you know you're getting laid off?
>>542165639He's asking someone to hook him up with another job retard. That's what a coffee chat is.https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/career-development/coffee-chat
>>542169914I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>542166634Yea no fucking wonder, these trannies get compensations up to 500k$ dude, that's unheard of in Europe, for that money you can employ 10 people here with the same background working from home. You can even evade paying taxes with crypto.
>>542165022He probably asked for a raise following the showcase that depended on his work, immediately found someone to replace him
>>542170311What the fuck did you just say about me, you little script kiddie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Computer Science, and I’ve optimized numerous systems while you were stuck trying to fix a syntax error, and I have over 300 successfully deployed apps. I am trained in full-stack development and I'm the top coder in the entire dev ops community. You are nothing to me but just another bug. I will wipe your program off the network with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can just throw that spaghetti code on GitHub and get away with it? Think again, noob. As we speak, I’m running a trace on your IP, patching into your system logs, and your entire codebase is being analyzed in real-time, so you better prepare for the reboot of your miserable setup, you little subroutine.The network storm that's coming for you will make sure your framework crashes in the blink of an eye. You're 404, kid. I can terminate your processes remotely, anytime, and I know over seven hundred ways to break your code, and that's just with basic commands. Not only am I extensively trained in reverse engineering, but I have access to the entire repository of advanced algorithms and system-level scripts. I will execute them with flawless precision, leaving your pathetic infrastructure a smoldering heap of corrupted data. If only you knew what unholy exception your “clever” commit was about to cause, maybe you would've deleted your repo. But you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you digital dodo. I will flood your logs with errors so catastrophic, your system will crash in despair. You’re dead in the codebase, kiddo.
>>542164719anything to make line go uptrannies or not, the eradication of the middle class is a death blow to any country
>>542166342John Apple looks weird, doesn’t have the the rich elite look, too much of a worker class presence imo. Maybe just because of age
Dunno if it’s the same in the US but in the UK redundancies are how employers periodically cut off dead wood given how employment laws make it harder to get rid of people.
>>542166645True, median wage jobs in SWE are still quite stable, especially if you’re in a high-liability industry. Too much instability at the low and high end unless you’re a kike, or a business-first MBA kikeslave, even staff engineers get let go without warning but at least they made a ton of money and don’t have trouble getting other jobs
>>542166634>Anyway, hang Israelites, they owe me a cousinBased, and exactly the right take
>>542169950>t senior professional applied computer data scientist analyst technician
>>542166457>it’s just kikes I slave for!
>>542171089>Hi, I woke up in a bad mood and I don’t like your face. You’re fired.That’s how it is in the US
>>542164567>techiesSaar...
>>542171222>I’m a senior vertical integration network product manager sales platform coordinator chief associate specialist manager vice deputy team lead associate officer for the lead engineer developer generalist analyst at Meta
>>542171222>Fintech Analyst>DevOps Engineer>Financial Systems Engineer>I take out a boat and scream at low-wage foreign workers replacing Americans to catch fish which I sell to kosher restaurants
>>542164567>>542164719It sucks to go to university and suffer through all these Gen Ed classes, rigorous programming courses, internships, leetcode, etc just for the entire industry to basically be on a hiring freeze.RTO is bullshit where people commute into the office to just end up being on MS Teams and Zoom meetings with other sites (which often are in other States, India, the Philippines, etc). I'm not spending money anywhere within a 10 mile radius of the office and if possible spend my money in other cities and States. I'm purposely boycotting local businesses out of spite. It just feels like university was fucking pointless and that I wasted almost half a decade of my life in university. I've had a terrible fucking time in uni. Being a broke ass college student sucks. Also, I live in a place I fucking despised the entire time going to college.If I could go back I'd just would've dropped out at 16, got my GED, and been a Union tradesmen. There's nothing wrong with honest work for a decent pay. They go to work early, avoid traffic, get off early. Union tradesmen have time to actually spend with the families, have a proper work-life balance, and are cool people. They have project cars and real hobbies.Why did I go through all this bullshit and be around insufferable no-life programmers if I could've made roughly the same amount of money in a union trade job (the difference is like 20k max) and pivoting to owning a blue collar business someday?
>>542164567>>542164719Also, I did try out blue collar work and thought it was actually not too bad, but the city I'm in just doesn't have good paying manufacturing jobs and my goal was to move to a more expensive area, because my hometown sucks. I was encouraged to go to university by my parents and I stupidly listened. It made sense at the time seeing the salary and WFH lifestyle. Now I'm fucked. Here:>>542172376
>>542164811nigga thinks he's leaving high school
Apple knows that their sales are going to plummet. They raised all of their prices and consumer discretionary income is falling.
>>542172376>commute 1.5 hours a day to go into an office to sit alone coordinating jeets from halfway around the world and everyone actually in the office is in their own individual room sending e-mails to a guy 10 feet away.They also make us work on Indian and East Asian time during crunch periods that can last a week or so, so the day is actually like 11pm-5am.
>>542164567>leader skilled at turning ideas into shipped products>profile picture of him giving a talkThat's not a techie.
>>542173446>techieSAAAAAR
>>542172376>If I could go back I'd just would've dropped out at 16, got my GED, and been a Union tradesmenYou'd be totally hooked on painkillers if you did that shit and you'd be paid about the same as a McDonalds worker for the same amount of time as it'd take for you to go through college until you start seeing decent paychecks around year 8-10. Thing is, not only is your hometown shit but the entire country is as well. All of the mid level grey collar jobs and high paying physically based cerebral jobs are located in other countries for the most part. You'll continue to suffer if you don't make like a spic and move elsewhere to a country that can give you a better life and a meaningful job. It sounds like a drastic move, but it makes total sense especially if the people you vote for and work for are always looking for ways to maximize profits at your expense. America's workforce is completely binary now. You're either doing backbreaking hard labor/monotonous low wage jobs or you're a nepobaby fintech faggot with a rich dad working at a place with all of your college pals.
>>542164567lol the humiliation ritual>i was canned and i'm SO grateful to my employersfucking slaves
>>542164719don't worry, Trump is creating jobs left and right deporting immigrants. techbros love the outdoors, they can do pick fruit and be one with nature
>>542164567I was a software engineer in San Fransisco. Sat in meeting in towers with CEO's, some clients were the biggest tech companies in the world. Those people will use you for everything that you know and then destroy your life so they can be in control of what you did. If you don't just build products yourself then you're throwing your life away.
>>542164567Kek Learn to Mop
>>542164567This will be what they say to hide all the call centers being re shored.
>>542166105Learn to kill (Assassin for hire)
>>542164567>techiesIndian English
>>542174828Yup, it's one of the more subtle picrelated signs of an Indian >>542171419
>>542166645Yeah. I learned how to linux and haven't had much trouble with jobs or job security. And whether an AI going to be able to do my job without fucking up and bringing shit down is still an open question.
>>542173698That's total bullshit actually if it's in a major urban area and you work as a Master Electrician in a Union and eventually own a company. They can make 130k-150k base with company paid benefits. You probably live in a rural area or right to work state. Then they can work overtime and or bartend for even more money. If I dropped out of school at 16 and got my GED then worked my way up the Union ladder I would've been actually earning money the entire time and been able to invest it. Living with minimal roommates and investing in NVIDIA like I wanted to 5-7 years ago (but my money went to school). Tech companies require employees to commute during rush hour for RTO, work unpaid overtime (esp at certain companies or during crunch hours), and they get off work at 5-6pm. Which after traffic, means that if tech employees go straight home it would be 7:30 potentially until they even get home. Assuming they have to run errands, won't be until like 8:30pm. Most non corporate businesses are closed by then because late-night America is dead outside of a handful of bars. Corporate chains close at like 10pm at the latest, but often earlier.Tech employees lose more of their actually valuable time because the hours and commute when combined suck when compared to an Early Start Union Electrician gig. I'd rather be off at 1-3pm with minimal traffic.
>>542164734This
>>542164567>techbros so good at their job they killed their own field in the span of 40 yearspretty incredible 2bh. imagine if other fields were fueled by so much autism and automation.the possibilities would be endless
>>542164567My company just replaced the CTO who started the company with a jeet. They also just replaced the CFO who was there from the start with a Wallstreet guy. I've already been looking, but the people who've only ever worked at this place are in for a very rude awakening. I give it 12 to 18 months before the layoffs start and the jeeting begins.
>>542175146And all the new hires will not just be Indians, but Indians all from the exact same State in India and Caste.
>>542164567Good. These fuckers do nothing but enshittify software and websites that used to work perfectly.
>>542175207Yep. I've been through it all before. But there are a ton of people who have literally only ever worked at this company. They don't understand how it works. Or, worse, they see themselves as too valuable to lose. The company only went public less than a year ago. So they don't understand that the calculus has fundamentally changed. Worst part? New CTO is not just a jeet, but a jeet from InfoSys lol. A jeet staffing company that's been repeatedly sued for race discrimination and lost. Part of me wants to stick it out and maybe get a sweet payday. But I'm just kind of over it and want to get out while the getting is good.
>>542175207>Indians all from the exact same State in India and Caste.Indians aren't this inclusive. They prefer the same town and neighborhood as well when hiring.
>>542166457>middle of the workday>TRUST ME I WFH MAKING 220K A YEARSo do I bro, so do I.
>>5421733741.5hrs a day commuting if that's to and from the office total combined is actually really good. A lot of metro areas with good tech jobs have way longer commutes if you buy a house in an area that's actually affordable. It cost $850k-$1.5M+ to buy a house close to tech offices in LA, NYC, Seattle, SF, etc.The tech dream was bullshit.
>>542175463>>middle of the workdayIt's Labor Day, homie. If you're working today you don't have a real job. All the real professionals are off today lol.
>>542164567It's okay, all those white men will be replaced with pajeets.
Good. Codemonkey have long been overvalued for work consisting of fucking around at a screen, at home even, doing nothing of intrinsic value that a primitive AI easily handles. Grinding away at pointless business problems that jeets were born to do. Jobs gatekept by bullshit hurdles making them like winning a lottery, with the lie made to undergrads that there is a repeatable process for employment. It's finally over and I await my tasty fries and burger, wagie. No more WFH, no more bullshit like "severance", stock options, "PTO" or other largess for pampered babies. Time to join the real world.
>>542165959They need to constantly upgrade products to make room for more apps, subscriptions, and faster obsolescence.
>>542164567You aren't entitled to a job.
>>542175732Yeah, man. We had it too easy for too long. All I ever did was write code that runs 20% of the payment card terminals in the US so you can buy shit. Then there was all the EFT settlement code I wrote with integrated fraud and money laundering detection that makes sure you get paid without getting ripped off. Don't even get me started on the shit I did for DoD that helps put warheads on foreheads. I, for one, am glad the charade is finally over.
