How do I cope with being born in Russia? I fucking hate living here. Out of all countries, I just had to be born in this one. I don't want to live here.
Yeah even India is a better place to live
>>542174004LMAO self hating KEK. I'd be proud of all the Butthurtbelter niggers that my ancestors sent to gulags if i was Russian.
>>542174082Ahahahahahahahhahahaha
1. You’re a VPN nigger2. If you’re not a VPN nigger, then why? Russia has a beautiful history and glorious achievements
>>542174004So leave
>>542174004>howmove
>>542174004Stupid tranny I told you to stop making these threads, bitch!
>>542174146>>542174177It's not possible to move to a developed country for some random retard with no money, no highly-soughed-after skills, no network, etc.
>>542174004Can't you Russians get arrested just for posting anything remotely anti-government?
>>542174206Move to Latin America then.They love white people there and will treat you like a god kek.t. Did just that
you had four years of Biden and you could have just done yourself up in mud and shit to look brown, you would have gotten a renewable debit card upon arrival and a bus/plane ticket to wherever you wanted to go. Free housing, free medical care. You waited too long
>>542174120There's a reason why NATO bombed the living shit out of your shithole.
>>542174082We know it's you, Sandeep.
>>542174304He can still do it now. Border is pretty much open.
>>542174295>Move to Latin AmericaWhat for? Moving from one "developing" country into another developing country isn't going to make my life worth it>>542174304I don't have an asylum case, man. These border crossers were let it provisionally until they have a hearing, in which they must prove they have a valid asylum reason. If they don't, they just get deported (or don't and become an illegal). I don't have any valid case and didn't have it back then either
>>542174004At least you have a Foreskin. Russia is shitty but trust me... American are a special kind of SUCCESSFUL stupid. Like take average Russian, and give him technology, and a German/Anglo outlook with Irish and Italian CatholicsAMERICANS.Take like the dumbest, most braindead take, and realize that is the mindset of your average American and that dude would be slaying pussy.
>>542174120ayo bro wipe that semen off your mouth
>>542174140> Russia has a beautiful historyWithout going into details we been 3rd world shithole throughout all our history. > glorious achievementsLike what? I dont know any.
>>542174140>don't look at your shitty present and hopeless future>look at your glorious past!>*that you haven't even lived
>>542174533>At least you have a ForeskinUnfortunately I don't (seriously).
this is the 100th time you made this thread, jadniggajust move back to ukranny
>>542174206America will take you. Just learn English like a mexican. Make money. You win. Russian boys absolutely get loads of American pussy
>>542174004try this
Just move somewhere better.
>>542174480you didnt need a case dude, whatever our elites games they play with us hedged on them flooding us with as many retarded browns to vote for them as possible. You could have been here as an "illegal" at any point during his presidency, and you would have been entitled to better services than citizens have. Ppl forget how fucked up the Biden era was, he did shit to us we will never recover from. I think a Russian spastic is much more agreeable than the 50 million retarded brownoids we got.
>>542174631I can't do it :(If you mean a developed country, anyway. Even on Dvach's /em/ they tell me to fuck off because I have nothing that would make any country want me
>>542174695Armenia, Georgia, Kazachstan are an option
>>542174480>asylum casePolitical asylum is meme but it works if you want to immigte. Just give them some horrible stories of how you are scared of going to be prosecuted for your beliefs and even if they deny you you can appeal and it takes years if not decades to solve the case. Then you can adjust your status by getting a work visa or marriage to some fat half brown American.
There is a monk who dwells in a temple in Tibet who will explaine to you why men are born.
>>542174602h1b is not for white niggers, is for sand/mud/jeet niggers
>>542174004could have trained to fight and joined the xoxols foreign legionor, for something more survivable, just learned any marketable skill and slipped away ASAP
>>542174695Go to US and get a CDL. Easy path many Russians already took. Many companies even sponsor that kind of thing
>>542174736Yes, but like, 1. Ultimately these are not developed (first world) countries, and I'm specifically complaining about not being born in a developed country in this thread. Living in another developing country would not really make me think that my life is worth living.2. Don't you need to know the language to get any job in these countries that don't require skills and that would be enough to pay rent?
no idea how they manage it and many seem poor… but the russian influx in my NJ town has been crazy. there’s no mistaking it because they wear clothes with the flag and blast russian radio.
>>5421748511. Like 95% of people are not born in developed countries. Why do you think you are special?2. Idk about the rest, but living and working in Yerevan is pretty easy.
they had flat bed trucks filled with obese beaners flooding us for years, and those beaners now own middle class style homes based on nothing but being worthless and brown. You missed your chance imo
>>542174758>Just give them some horrible stories of how you are scared of going to be prosecuted for your beliefsI have zero proof of that being true>and it takes years if not decades to solve the caseI don't think I'm even going to have enough money for that>marriage to some fat half brown AmericanNo way, I'm retarded, autistic, ugly, have horrible English pronunciation (not in a typical Russian accent way, I just mumble and pronounce completely wrong sounds in some words when speaking fast enough, getting "tongue twisted", if you will).>asylumIt's probably kind of a minor issue, but honestly I want to be able to visit my parents in Russia too, I assume an asylum would prevent that if I don't want to lose it, not that this is a reason to disregard any method.
>>542174120>I'd be proud of all the Butthurtbelter niggers that my ancestors sent to gulags if i was Russian.It would be pretty sad if you weren't a russian nigger with VPN and actually got brainwashed by their propaganda like this.
Should I just start high-dose HRT and claim LGBT asylum? Unironically.
>>542174004What part of Russia? Wanna swap places lmao. I live in a Russian enclave in south Florida so you would fit right in already.
>>542174651He can still play asylum at the border crossing or just cross it wherever and go to cbp or ice and ask for asylum. Nothing really changed with Trump's all he did was he cancelled CBP1 app. The law hasn't changed a bit.
>>542174595>>542174851Looks like it's just right for you lmao
>>542174295Thats only because you surrounded yourself with 4'9 brown indigenous monkeys
>>542174004go to the warwhat worse could happen?if you live, you get a sack of potatoes and maybe a lada
>>542174540>replies to text without looking at imagethis one fails the Voight-Kampff Test. Dump this, give us the newer models!
>>542175040>have zero proof of that being trueThey don't check for shit. If you want to travel you can apply for advanced parole. Just find a decent preferably American lawyer. Don't give all your money to some random Russian Jew lawyer here.
>>542174004Russia died with the Tsar, France died with the King. Non Christian monarchies were nothing but a disgrace on this world we are going back to the stone age.
>>542175173That's not even me, that post is from /chug/ altogether, I don't visit /chug/ or /uhg/
>>542175346Yeah, cuase Britain has a monarchy and is doing might fine.
>>542174245what i've heard, just if you stand with a sign near kremlin or other faggotry on camera, posts here? nah. just noise
>>542175111Just say you love Israel and capitalism, and you can't wait to start building up your credit score. that should be enough
>>542175427Britain started going to shit after Protestantism, then they invited kikes but it's a long story.
>>542174140Name one notable Russian achievement in any field in the last 30 years.
>>542174004Kill Putin.
>>542174120imagine living in the one country shilling for fuckin russia kek
>>542174004most people dislike where they were born, anon
>>542175549Making a giant missile that can travel 8000mph?
>>542175549Name one American.No, Ghostbusters (2016) doesn’t count.
>>542175586imagine being a pedophile cuck with a micropenisoh wait, you dont have to
>>542174120I don't really like to live in Russia
>>542174004lots of vodkaisn't alcohol dirt cheap over there?
>>542175624I thought americans and chinks can also drop rockets from space.impressive? yes. noteworthy? no.
>>542174120Here comes the russian dick guzzler
>>542174004Move to Kaliningrad, it's close to poor Poland so you can feel better knowing we can't afford food.
>>542174120Why are Serbs such Russian dick-riders? When NATO was kicking your ass in the 90s, Russia just stood aside and was all "lol not my problem". Russia has sent more help to African nations than to Serbia lmao
>>542175172How does it work now without CBP One? I think Mexico is more strict on travelers approaching the US border now too
>>542174004Get a job in the oil fields of Tyumen and vacation extensively in South East Asia.
>>5421752771. Avantgardism is retardation and decline of culture2. Religious temples are not an indicator of culture we are one of the most, if not the most, atheistic nation3. 99% of russia looks like infinite swamp, field then swamp again. Never seen anything like this pic in my life4. Thanks to germans for our space program, real white people. Endless respect for that>>542175690Everything is more expensive here than in US, from alcohol and food to apartments and cars.
>>542174840You can't really upgrade it to a permanent residency or citizenship, can you?
>>542174004At least you have beautiful дeвyшки in your country
>>542175843>Russia has sent more help to African nations than to Serbia lmaoYeah lmfao I forgot about that part, it's really hilarious too. Imagina african niggers are of more important than serbian subhuman scum. XD
op watch ur back i have a feeling there is a chechen around you
>>542175731We all saw the vids of 3 travelling with perfect spacing at 8000mph. Nothing can stop it.You faggots pretend nuclear war is a joke. Why do you want us all dead? Its not societys fault you will never be a woman.
>>542175994I'm retarded, autistic, ugly and have no social skills, so I don't date
>>542175938CDL now is for H-2A/B and for owners of greencard
>>542174004Oh cool the uk tranny is back on a vpn again to make everyone think that Russia is le heckin evil while his tranny ass lives in England
>>542175938Don't bother with the legal nonesense in US anymore.It's more profitable to live illegally there rather than legally. Taxes will keep you barely living paycheck to paycheck. unable to put away money. As long as you don't intend to live there for the rest of your life, it's still doable.
All I'm getting is that I should kill myself because afterlife is the only place you can immigrate to easily
>>542175859Mexico is the same corrupted shit hole like it always was. You need to have some reservation there so they let you out of the airport. Then just drive to the border if they give you hard time pay them few hundred or less dollars. Probably it's better to book some hotel in Tijuana because it's very close to the border. Then you can just come to the border and ask whoever is there for asylum. It's better to do when they are slow because if it's busy they can just turn you back and ask to come back some other time. You will go through a detention for processing. Just make your story and stick to it because they will ask you questions there. Then they will give you a court date which can be years from now and will let you go. If they give you court hearing faster find a lawyer so you can appeal their decision. They should have lists of lawyers in detention. But if you don't want to deal with retarded detention you can try the same thing in western Europe it's probably easier there getting their visa is easier too. You can still try to get American visa and enter officially and then ask for asylum.
>>542174004you got sexy russian chicks everywhere and its a white countrywe got none of that. Count your blessings, Cunt
>>542174540>glorious achievements>Like what? I dont know any.Shalom.
>>542176523But how am I supposed to prove anything to stay past the court hearing? I don't even know what kind of story I'm supposed to create, never heard of any examples
>>542176600Better i been kike than russian, at least I would have my own state that would belong to MY PEOPLE
>>542175938Employer sponsored green cards are an option people have used. EB-3 green card
>>542174120I can't tell if that's a troll at this pointI see so many serbian flags sucking off Russia like no tomorrow
>>542174004>How do I cope with being born in Russia? I fucking hate living here. Out of all countries, I just had to be born in this one. I don't want to live here.You shills are really really bad at this.I'm guessing your skin color is brown and you work for the U.S. government. You know, the same U.S. government that protects the Epstein pedos and have fucked over our housing market, economy, middle class, and flooded our country with 100,000,000 illegal aliens and their multiple generations of offspring.
>>542174004Did you ever consider this a (you) problem?
>>542176895John Smith from Texas Oblast at the rescue!
>>542174004Emigration is an expensive way to understand that deal not in the country.
>>542174004You can marry a 7/10 Natasha on a salary of like 200 rubles a month. Nowhere else do women outnumber men to the extent they do in Russia. Quit complaining.
>>542175549Periodic system, radio, colored Fotografie, satellites just to many a few. Not as much as we invented, but you can't dismiss theirs.
>>542176946PFC Consuela doing what her Epstein masters tell her to do by shilling online. How many anchor babies have you shat out your vagina this week?
>>542177005>Nowhere else do women outnumber men to the extent they do in Russia. Quit complaining.Its babushkas, memeflaggot
>>542176946>at the rescueAh, I missed that one.How goes the online shilling, Ranjeep?
>>542176834Sure, but that needs PERM labor certification. Is there reason I would be granted that for a job like this?
>>542176736Go to a place like Canada or Australia and say you’re a fag who fears for your life in Russia. Thousands of browns do that every single day. It’s not like they’re going to make you stick your cock up a guy’s ass to prove it.
>>542176736The story has to be consistent it's what they want. Fear of future prosecution works too you have a bunch of new retarded laws now describe how you are scared of them. Google that shit there are videos of how to write a story and fill out those government forms. Don't make up a lot of fake shit of how the cops beat you up and how you get some anonymous phone calls threatening you because they know that BS. A story on a couple of pages should do because if you write a book about it you will mess up during the interview or in front of the judge and it's what they are looking for to deny people.
Cлaвa бoгy чтo хyecoc дeкaдeнcep нa вpoдe тeбя poдилcя имeннo в Poccии (Бyдтo бы poждeниe в дpyгoй cтpaнe пoвлиялo бы нa твoё дeкaдeнcepcкoe нытьё)И тeбe нe ocтaётcя ничeгo. Кpoмe тepпeния
>>542177191Should I perhaps start high-dose HRT before that? Unironically
>>542177179Thx for the free english lessonsBtw jeets like any shitskin love russia
>>542177185Yes, that industry has a shortage. You're more competent than a scamming pajeet I assume. Many even end up as owner operators, much more common in the US.
>>542177255If you can get your hands on it, your story will be even more convincing. Grow your hair out and grow a pair of tits. Lose weight if you’re fat.
>>542174004>noo i was born whitest man on the Earth, superior to some subhumans who hate me out of inferiority complexAt least you're not some shitskinned jewpole or fully mongoloid ukromognol, not even mentioning people living in most of Europe.
>>542174120>I'd be proud of all the Butthurtbelter niggers that my ancestors sent to gulags if i was Russian.More Russians were sent to the gulag than any other ethnicity.>>542174140>2. If you’re not a VPN nigger, then why?Go on Moscow's street view and go around a bit and see for yourself what the average reality looks like to a Russian.>Russia has a beautiful history and glorious achievementsRussia was ruled by German families until 1918 (I'm not just talking about the royal family here).
>>542174004I understand.Anyways, what makes Russians such orcs anyways?
>>542177193>how the cops beat you up and how you get some anonymous phone calls threatening youSo what is it supposed to be about, then?
>>542174140You can't post on the chan with a VPN, retard.
>>542174206>It's not possible to move to a developed country for some random retard with no money, no highly-soughed-after skills, no network, etc.then develop said skills... learn a useful language or go to school for engineering or something
>>542177009>Last 30 years
>>542174004Lucky fucker.
>>542174332Because NATO worships muslims.
>>542175843NATO got 9-11 lol. Most deserved event in history.
>>542176736But remember. America is not all that great like the miggers tell you on the Internet it's very expensive and not a lot of good jobs and that's besides all other kinds of bS they have here.
>>542176019Imagine an American who got his panties in a twist over Srebrenica getting flown into one of the towers in 9-11. Kek.
>>542177402Can be fear of future prosecution. I already told you that.
>>542174004You were born white, stop complaining
>>542177407What skill lets me get a good white-collar job that pays well and that is apparently in shortage in developed countries, such that the employers are willing to hire people from other countries that are not the best in their field? Clearly, no such jobs really exist. Blue-collar work is probably okay too, but I don't know what blue-collar jobs match these criteria
>>542174004yбeй ceбя, faggot. This is your ticket out
>>542177589Just learn about a field and forge a degree from a Russian university, it’s not like employers will check on the validity of a Russian degree.
>>542177542I don't think that's convincing on its own? I don't know of any "official" reason to fear prosecution, shitty laws can always be passed, but that is probably not good enough of a reason
>>542177553have you ever wondered what are the origins of the word "slave"?
>>542174120Jews did that you retard.
>>542177337I want to be a woman too
>>542177357You're talking like Moscow is not one of the top tier European capitals by quality of living. Pretending otherwise is openly lying out of butthurt or shilling.
>>542174004>I don't want to live herethen stop being a pussy and kill yourself
>>542177499Yes, The US deserved it on the Bomber Harris law of FAFO principle. Also by this principle Russians deserve all the drones that Ukraine throws at their refineries, ports and warehouses.
>>542177826How am I supposed to do it while my parents are alive?
>>542177589Anything in health. Western populations are getting older. There will always be demand for healthcare professionals.
>>542177793It’s the only way to get to the west from Russia since 2022.
>>542174551Where the later Tatar and Lithuanian?
>>542177863Isn't it really difficult
>>542175549IT (Yandex with their huge ecosystem, Telegram), fintech, cryptocurrency (Etherium)
>>54217400495% of slavnoids are of the dark triad caste and I'd off myself if I were oneI'm not sure what the correct answer is if being born a slav
>>542174140>Nigger from a one-horse town>UHMMMM YOU ARE NOT FROM RUSHIA UHMMMMM HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE THE RUSHIA HMMM????? UHHHH DONT DO THAT DONT NOT LIKE THE RUSHIA MKAYY???Nigger he literally from there
>>542177861kill them tooeasynow quit with the excuses
>>542175111Bruh just shit shower shave, crossdress and document it. Maybe let some policemen "harass" you in exchange for a sixpack of beer and film it.
>>542178138It's not just for asylum, I actually wish I were born female
>>542177803>no mobile internet is the norm>drones exploding on weekly basis>military higher ups are getting assassinated (also by an explosion) on monthly basis>the only new cars on the market are either russian taz or a three generations old chinese leftovers that Ashot won't be able to repair>risk of draft every four years>can't pay for shit online>installation of a banking app involves visiting their branch because its getting deleted from app store shortly after it is published under a fake namesounds like quality life to me
>>542175549Poincaré conjecture in 2002~2003, one of the Millennium Problems in mathematics that had remained unsolved for a century
>>542178431that was a jew btw
Is telegram, Counter Strike and gore videos not enough for you?
>>542178307idk m8, at least they aren't being raided by niggersGermany really need to pull its shit together and give AFD control over the country, otherwise you will be replaced by niggersshit, i even have German ancestors and could apply for citizenship, but your country is such a shithole right now that i'm moving to Colombia instead
>>542178480that was a Russian
>>542174004My bet is that OP has never been anywhere other than Russia or even his own backwater town and believes the grass is greener on the other side. Try to improve your life instead of whining about “muh, I hate my country.”
>>542178611I'm Russian actually and was smart enough to leave this shithole before the war started. People like OP were chilling since 2022 because they thought the war is distant and actually not their problem, probably also memeing on people fleeing as soon as the hohol meat grinder started. They deserve what's coming.
>>542178611>"Germany is such a shithole Im moving to Columbia instead" Hell yeah go get em tiger, thats the right choice! Salute
>>542178307>temporarily plus most of whitelisted services as banks and maps work>still safer than any of Western Europe by a large margin>one again not a big deal in 20 mil city of this size>not finally it looks like you just some immigrant hating Russia out of propaganda and need to justify your leave, also Chinese cares are the new norm in the west too, the west shit the bed and now most of their cars are inrerior to Chinese of the same price, plenty of western of available too>lol what draft, there is no draft in Russia this isn't pidorstan where they grab slaves to die in meat waves, Russia army is 100% professional at this point, just because pidor crate thread about Russia mobilisation daily this doesn't mean it happens>painfully ignorant once again, everything is extremely easy with prepaid gifts with 5% markup or crypto>where did you even got this retardation, none of this is real, install everything whenever you pleased you getting literally shit in your head of pidor shilling squads As expected your head is full of sbhit planted by shills and you so far gone what you believe this is real. A quintessential case of a Russia-hating either liberal or a swine out of spite. I actually did a real life facepalm after reading your message.
>>542178857I wanted to leave Russia even before 2022, what do you mean?
>>542178919>Chineseeee carsStupid ass nigger nobody cares about chinese cars
>>542178919>its new norm in the westi can't recall a time when i had to wait 2 hours line at a gas station (one of four working that day)
>>542179032you had 5 years bro, rip what you sow
>>542178857ngl, if it wasn't for the little bitch in the bunker, i would probably move to Russia
>>542179154reap*sorry i'm high on cannabis, as you probably know we don't have to risk imprisonment in order to smoke weed lmao
>>542174004If you're desperate enough, contact SBU/HUR and ask them to do something funny in Russia in an exchange for a permanent residence with a fake identity somewhere in Europe or the US. Plenty of Russians already used this scheme.
>>542179154In what way was it possible to outright immigrate to a developed country during the last 5 years? The problem is the same as it ever was.
>>542174140>glorious achievementsSpace tech and knowledge : stolen from the germans.>>Mysticism and Cultism: stolen from the Germans and English>>monarchism: stolen from literally all Europeans. Even their tsar family was German. >>Fastfood and daily food: stolen from the Americans. >>military tactics (combined branches): stolen from the Germans. (the US and every other country did that too.)>>aeronautics: stolen from the Europeans (Germans, French, English) >>automated / semi-automated factories: Americans. >>satellite navigation in the sense of stabilizing a satellite by adjusting to known stars (Amis got it too, later, it's till today a physical backup to all the new shit) Literature: stolen by German and French, later English philosophers. Why? It's not the literature itself but the dramaturgic part. Since then, Russian literature is a pure drama and literally a German "weltschmerz". What else..?.. Cars? German. Wintersports? Skandinavian. Trains (the first ones) English. Buildings like a palace or Fortress: European. Their interior: European. Art/ Paintings: European. Art/Music: European. The list could go on forever. Russians invented shit, did shit, and thought about shit. All they do is stealing stuff. >glorious achievements: vodka, krokodil, torture, snuff movies.
>>542174140Brainwashed. Literally every Russian I know hates Russia and wants to leave. Even my gf fled from Russia.
>>542179284OP could have come to Brazil
>>542177401Orcs are high T barbarians, Russians are not. They are soi skufs. I also dislike being Russian, but it is because Russians are too much obedient to government and have no will to revolt. But at least Russians haven't turned into bloodthirsty morons despite the propaganda, at least this is a relief.
>>542177720Nothing is convincing these days. But you have to tell them what you're afraid of and be consistent about it. Shit like losing a job over some random conversations about Crimea or other Ukraine shit is considered as prosecution by American law.
>>542179284you could learn coding from scratch in that time, learn French or German and apply for an EU uni where you would have to pay 300 eurs per semester, get good at scaming people on the internet. in five years one can finish fucking university, what are you talking aboutthese are all excuses, you're just a lazy stupid cunt, admit it
>>542179116Wow, more concentrated retardation, fuel shortage is long gone, all is left is to repair the last 10% previously hit refineries, free fuel even in the most affected regions, other didn't even hear about shortrages, ever. You literally life in a shilling buble, change your sources, you look like a looney flat Earther.
>>542174004So save up some money and leave the country. That's what my family did in the 90s when things were really bad. You already know english so you're a big step ahead of most other russians.You just want to cry and argue with people to feel important.
>>542174206Sure it is. Try and look for some political dissident refugee program in some developed country. Lots of countries are staunchly against Putin and want Russian dissidents to come. If I understand correctly didn’t a fuckton of you go to Georgia before eventually moving on to other countries?
>>542179600>You just want to cry and argue with people to feel importantdoesn't this summarize like, 90% of the internet?
>>542179513>you could learn coding from scratch in that timeI already know how to code, that's like my main hobby>learn French or German and apply for an EU uniAssuming that uni continues for 3 years, how am I supposed to learn either of these languages well enough to be able to study in them in 2 years?>300 eurs per semesterWhere in the hell am I supposed to get that money?>get good at scaming people on the internetWhat?
>>542174004Get a cheap flight to the us. Come here then border hop to Mexico. You just escaped for the price of a ticket. A bean bitch will scoop you up for the accent. Youre welcome sad cunt
>>542177861You have to accept that you're not going to see them in Russia ever again if you go the Asylum route. Even if you don't do that, what happens if you haven't done your compulsory military service, you visit, and they say "hey we're drafting you because you haven't done your year of service yet". You could always visit them in a different country like Turkey, Serbia, Montenegro, etc. Preferably a country that isn't too friendly with Russia to where they might extradite you like Belarus.
>>542179577the second wave of shortage has started literally two weeks ago, they still have a system in place that limits the amount of gasoline sold in one hands and we're not even talking about crimea where they sell it only 4 hours a day, the rest goes to gov organisations.stupid kremlebot, refresh your metodichka
>>542179787That post was about kmsing
>>542174004You cope in the time honored way of your people.Chugging vodka and squatting on street corners.
>>542179787the suggestion was for him to kill himself
>>542174004Commit suicide. Thats what I would do if I were born there.
>>542179924how are you enjoying your jelly boys?
>>542179749>I already know how to code, that's like my main hobbythen make a fucking CV, lie on the interview about your experience, find someone who will train you how to lie properly, get an offer and leave. Do fucking something, it is really not that hard to migrate if you actually start looking for ways. It is harder than for pretty much every other nation in the world, but it is not impossible, not by a long shot
>>542174004Leave if you can Otherwise id recommend more alcohol and probably hard drugs
>>542174695I'm ivorian and i like russians come to France if you're a decent looking female
>>542180064I wish I were female, but I'm not
>>542179270>ask them to do something funny in Russia in an exchange for a permanent residence with a fake identity somewhere in Europe or the USNot once have the people involved in this crap ever gotten out of it alive or without being caught.
>>542179853My bad, I thought it was about the part where OP said you were worried about going the asylum route bc you might not be able to see parents again.Here: >>542175040I was just pointing out that you could meet with them in a Visa-Free Travel country for Russians that won't extradite you back to Russia for claiming asylum. Serbia, Montenegro, and Turkey won't extradite Russian asylum seekers. There is the issue of leaving a country (wherever you might go) without a permanent residency or citizenship is risky because they may not let you back in - this is mainly an issue with asylum or visas in the US.
>>542174120crazy glaze
>>542179986What countries and companies even hire people from overseas when the tech job market is so dead right now? Especially non-seniors, unless I'm supposed to lie through my way to a senior position without working a single day in tech ever before. The tech job market is also dead in Russia.>find someone who will train you how to lie properlyWhere?
>>542180121Do you like black people?
>>542179822Alright, go in yourself and buy a refill. I'm telling you, at least nafo trannies and hohlomutts 50% know they are shilling but you legit believe in what you are saying. News on USAID's analog is not a reliable source. Once again, there are no shortage, almost everything is repaired and them now ten times hard to hit.
>>542180145That's true, but none of my parents make more than 50000 rubles per month (likely less), which is currently $577.45 or so, I don't think they can afford to travel overseas
>>542179270Oh look, its subhuman pidor, when you are doing to die in a meat wave instead? Two million of your kind did this already and you still alive. Saddening.
>>542178919>>542178919>still safer than any of Western Europe by a large marginMurder raté is six time higher in RussiaAnd don't try to get away with muh migrants, I've been to Moscow its full of Chechen and other churka and your leadership is addicted to foreign worker
>>542174004sneak into Finland
>>542174004well just think, when putin finally retires you can get blown up in some trench in some unmarked village or die unrecorded death in a bauxite mine for americans or chineses.
>>542180320>What countries and companies even hire people from overseasnone do. they all have their own population that wants those jobs. any nation worth a shit living in, anyways. (unless you are Indian it seems...)
>>542174120holy hellbased serbian бpaт
>>542174004>lots of punani>low taxes>cheap housing, probably a home owner already>free heathcare and good public transport>big ass country>biggest cities in europeyou honestly have no right to cumplain. russia is paradise if you make video games or something on steam and convert it to rubles. you can reach a quality of life that only millionaires here can simulate through gated communities
>>542174082No
>>542174004Russia is awesome, you should be proud to be russian.
>>542180513>six timeBarely 2x even in Russian regions and almost all are from alcoholics killing each other, for a bystander it league safer in Russia than in France, meanwhile French women afraid to go out outside alone in he middle of the day. Mgrans are ten time worse in the west and they are leeching benefits instead of working. Alright, i'm feeling like i'm losing brain cells talking with you, bye.
>>542180635>>542180672you can just tell this is a paid VPN glownigger from FSB writing low effort agitprop trying to salvage the thread
Not my problem.
>>542180513russians are on the way to being minority in every city including moscow. putin even signed an open borders immigration deal with india and giving them free aparetments, entire distrcts etc. its not really surprising, one of putins first moves when he was put into power was to completely wipe out all of russias ethnic nationalists who wanted better relations with other slavic countries. since that point he made protesting immigration illegal and then opened up the borders and now is selling off parts of russia wholesale. my guess is the old communsit leadership, which putin is part of, is just checking out and headed straight for retirement, either in china or usa.
>>542180704>French womenI wish I were a woman
>>542178919>100% professionalso just mercs? Ergo theoretically if the kremlin ceased paying them pyccia would have no army at all?
>>542174082If by India you mean the New World, then yes.
>>542181070we get it retard you are a fag who wants to be a lady which you have stated about 5 times already if you say it anymore your larp will be too obvious
>>542180635>russia is paradise if you make video games or something on steam and convert it to rublesI really doubt OP is someone capable of making the next Atomic Heart, and 90% of all Russian indies are zero-profit asset swaps and genuine retards stealing something that already exists until they get caughthttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2431150/ZDL/
>>542180840Something something Russia has the biggest influx of raghead islamist and foreign labor ethnic replacement compared to the rest of the cucked Brussels ruled EU somehow.
>>542174004wanna swap places?
>>542180635so much of a paradise that every famous russian video game company is on Cyprus
>>542180140I mean, just recently there was a woman from Petersburg, who escaped just fine.>>542180505Don't project your identity on me, savage.
>>542174004Everyone from South America/Eastern Europe seems depressive and violent. Truly cursed places to live. Good luck
>>542181534If you're a woman, then 100% sure
>>542181070So do you have a plan for leaving? You've been wanting to leave Russia for a long time. It's not gonna be easy necessarily. I know speaking out against the war can carry lengthy sentances, but I looked up the laws regarding LGBT Propaganda. First Offense (Propaganda): Promoting non-heterosexual relationships or gender transition in public or online brings heavy fines (5000 rubles) or up to 15 days in administrative jail.So what if you purposely get sent to jail for a couple weeks and then use that to claim asylum?That sounds totally doable. Then you have documented proof for asylum.
>>542182009What's the first thing you'd do as a girl, OP?
>so many westerners are impressed by "my" country>so many foreigners are awestruck by "my" countryI am willing to sell my home to a westerner. You can come here and live wondrous life God has offered to me, while I'll exist in shithole that is whatever western shithole you escape from. I'm kind like that, I'm willing to take one for the team.
>>542176784brown hands
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>>542180635>cheap housing>in Russia 100K for a 400 sqft commie block apartment in any big city in Russia where salary is $600 a month 200K for the same apartment in Moscow where salary is $1000 a month.
>>542174004M8 the entire world is a shit hole, if its not literally a shit hole then it is very expensive and exhausting to participate in.
>>542174551this is a very specific meme
>>542174004at least you're white, right?
>>542174004go to america. you'll scream to get back you idiot.
>>542180543Fuck off we’re full
>>542185069Charlie Kirk said Finland is very Russian. And that Finland was neutral in WW2. >Americans are retarded
>>542174004Catholic or Orthodox Church
>>542174004You have no fat chicks, and get to mog Ukraine. WTF are you bitching about?
>>542174004flee while you still can, anon. just be sure to ditch the russian "we are so great" attitude. you already know the reality of russia and are willing to acknowledge it, so that's a lot of points in your favor. good luck, i hope you don't die in a trench in ukraine.t. guy with broken keyboard that has no caps keys
>>542174480>What for? Moving from one "developing" country into another developing country isn't going to make my life worth itit absolutely can, if the "developing" country you move to is actually "developing" rather than "regressing" like russia is doing.whoever posted argentina is right. they're finally getting back on a developing track after decades lost to peronist socialism and decay. i think argentina is going to be the success story of the next two decades, unless the socialists or the kikes (same thing) manage to sabotage it again.>>542174851so you end up starting at the bottom, so what. most people do. if you're young and strong, you can do the hard work that makes you enough money to live on. in your spare time you learn skills (which includes learning the local language) so you can move up the value chain into skilled labor. in the end you'll do all right.compare that to your prospects in russia, where you'll literally end up sucking dicks before getting droned to death in a trench on the front lines somewhere.i mean, ffs, you already know english well enough to participate on here. that's a skill too. pick up spanish and you'll already have useful skills to survive in argentina.>>542175859that anon is lying to you, i don't know why. the usa is no longer allowing anyone to beg for asylum at the mexico border. you're already in a "safe country" in mexico, so you get to stay there forever.>>542175938you can't even get a cdl nowadays as a foreigner, trump has cracked down hard on that shit after a bunch of poojeet truck drivers caused fatal accidents. as a trucker, you're required to stop at what we call "weigh stations" to allow your truck and your license to be inspected. foreign truck drivers here illegally are now routinely arrested and deported at these stops.>>542177255you've already said you are ugly and autistic. nobody wants an ugly tranny, period.
>>542174840>>542177310why do you keep lying to him about cdls? the trump admin has cracked down harder on cdls than on any other group of illegal aliens (except for ones with criminal convictions and deportation orders already happened).
>>542177793>I want to be a woman too You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
>>542174004>How do I cope with being born in Russia?lol idk manthats a rough one for sure
>>542177941ALL white collar skills are difficult. that's why they pay more. you're not going to get a "white collar" job with zero skills. you could maybe get an office job doing something like translation or customer service, since you're bilingual, but there's not a huge demand for russian speakers except in israel.that's an idea, you already said you're circumcised, just move to israel.
