IMMINENT WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND GERMANY
WW3 finally
>>542185291what will happen to my neetbux in case of war :(
cant they just agree to rape poland together and call it a day
germany going for the hat trick!
cool russia will win that one in two weeks so they can get back to their brief excursion in ukraine
RUSSIA ORDER GERMANY TO SHUT DOWN ITS CONSULATE >until the 18th of September WW3 WHEN
Ah shit, here we go again.
>>542185291Rolling for Berlin finally getting nuked.
this time for reals guys
>>542185408it'll be upgraded to salary because suddenly you're good enough to screw together live shells for the Haubitze
The nuke just flew over my house.Rip Berlin.
>>542185291>winter 3.0uh oh EUsisters
>>542185785but i am mentally ill and fat
>>542185516PLEASE PLEASE TACTICAL NUKE ON BERLIN
>>542185291>warmonitorfunny how those who do sabotage in europe are always from baltics or ukraine
>>542185826du glaubst doch nicht im Ernst dass das im Ernstfall noch jemanden interessiertdie Alternative ist nichts zu fressen, Notstandgesetze gehen brrrt, du wirst denken Corona war "maßgerecht und aushaltbar" wenn die Coppers dir die Bude eintrampeln
>>542185291German pussy going on sale too?! Hot Dog!
>>542185664This time, Poland will disappear forever. I hope Lietuva gets more land
>>542185291Germany still had a consulate in SPB? This shit show is just getting more bizarre by the minute. Please turn Europe into a irradiated wasteland, Putler, so that we might return to our senses and rebuild just as you did after the fall of the USSR, the collapse of the EUSSR might save the the European race. Getting real tired of this bullshit.
>>542185888verfickte scheiße noch eins dann verpiss ich mich halt ins ausland
>>542185927i thought it was LUNC graph for a second
>>542185922I hope my house ends up in Germany.
>muh zigger sabotageIt's antifa/vulkangruppe and they failed every attempt. If it were Russia then it would succeed.
>Germany orders a consulate closed>Russia does the same OMG rUsSia OrDerS cOnsULatE cloSeD!!!
>>542185516We have to pause bombing Ukraine for a little while anyway. Because jews are doing their annual piligrimage to city of Uman for 9/11 celebration.
>>542186048So you can clean their toilets?
>>542185664Nice flag for a buffer zone
>>542185888Still have the pitchfork from covidhoax times ready, going for at least 1:1I'm only fighting against this pedo run abominational dystopia>>542185829this
>>542186188>So you can clean their toilets?So he can finally clean his own toilet.
War is obviously escalating. Get out German anons or be prepared to “deal with” the draft officer
>>542186188They'll be my toilets then.
>>542185291>russia and germany will soon be at war>if you live in germany get out while you canand if you live in russia>GET ME OUT>GET ME OUT OF HERE>CANT GET OUT>GET ME OUT OF HERE>SAVE MEEE>CALL MY NAME AND GET ME SOME FUCKING VISA
>>542185408you can still get them, you just have to go sit in a foxhole to do it now
>>542186215I'm ready for all scenarios. Stocked up on canned food and rice for the first few weeks just to monitor the situation, got a bug-out plan out to MeckPomm where no missile will fall on unimportant villages and my uncles have chickens and know hunters, while the village already knows me. I'll have my silver and gold for after the collapse. For the immediate first week, I have a crossbow and a sword to protect my humble apartment in the city.
>>542185291they really can't let afd win
>Just two more weeksYawn
>>542185291>BhuJeetscript>Bricsnews>WarmonitorEvery single poster is a jeet or a Russian propagandist that wants Russians to believe they are singlehandedly fighting a war against the whole of NATO.
>>542185291
>>542186322it was an honor shitposting with you guys in the longest time of prolonged peace in the western world in human history. We dreamt of a digital Utopia, all we got was Tung Tung Sahur. Relish in the solace that might WILL make it right. Jews will hang in the street. So will Merz and maybe Merkel. I hope all our new recruits immediately march on Berlin while I watch the shitshow from the sidelines.
>>542186708It's some jeets and a russoid making up shit, relax.
This is to stop the AFD from taking power. All nations are mere puppets. We only get to see the stage, never the stage hands.
>>542186497>anon thinks he can protect his apartment with a sword and crossbow>gets shot to death by a pack of feral neubürger carrying illegal firearmssuch is life im besten Deutschland aller Zeiten :)
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>>542186708I can rest easy knowing most of the germs who will die deserved it.
>>542185291How are they going to attack Germany before Poland? Teleportation?
>>542186322Tell me, Bruce. Will I be able to chose imprisonment as a conscientious objector or will I bussed to the frontline. I'm 42yo and not a societal cogwheel or whatever the fuck they called the nurses and others during the plandemic. I'm never going to leave Finland, that's for sure. Though if I'd chose to leave, I'd probably go to Uruguay or Paraguay. Argentina's obviously a goner considering they elected a tantric sex coach Jew. The US is a powder keg and Canada's living on borrowed time as well. It seems the most irrelevant poorest countries in South America are the safest bets.
>>542186497We are in the age of fake wars. There are still food delivery services active in Ukrain. Whatever war is coming its going to be inconsequential to daily life.
>>542187020as long as grandpa didnt build the house on some newly discovered important resource deposits you should be fine
>>542186766It's twitterslop but tensions are in fact rising
>>542186444Hardly different from what I do now, I take it.
>>542186838/thread
>>542186838Holy shit a pair of stage hands just flew over my house!
>>542185291So how much Rheinmetall stock should I buy, krautbros?
>>542185291>200 years together>mein kampfCan't they just get together and erase Israel?
>>542185291PS. Draft twitch streamers first.
>>542185291>nato sabotages germany and blames russiayawn, get some new material.
>>542188037>Can't they just get together and erase Israel?With the Great Satan United States still in its present state? Unlikely.
lookit this hohol, lolpretty sure it's hohols false flagging germany actually
>>542188320That guy is unironically retarded. I don't think I've ever seen him make a good post. He is correctly reporting the news though, Germoney claims Russian sabotage
>>542185291BREAKING NEWSTHE BLACK FLAG OF GRIEVANCE HAS BEEN RAISED ABOVE THE KREMLIN. GERMAN CHANCELLOR MERZ IS NOW CONSIDERING RAISING THE BLUE FLAG OF DEFIANCE OVER THE COLOGNE CENTRAL MOSQUE IN RESPONSE.
This could all stop if GAYTO would finally nut up and nuke Moscow, St.Pete, Sochi, and other cities and bases. Just wipe out the pest already. Marxism killed Russia, you need to burn the corpse, it's rotting and starting to stink like fuck.
>>542188765Russia has nukes too. Their nukes also probably work better than yours since they didn't purposefully spend 50 years hiring retards instead of competent white men
>>542185291>AfD wins elections>Russia closes consulateJust as planned, Kosher nationalism is for sending only the strongest and most patriotic Goyim to death in bullshit wars, just like what happened when Trump the Judas goat won the American elections.
>>542188765The goal of this war isn't to nuke Russia, but to work with Jews in Russia to murder as many Goyim as possible, which means that Germans and other Europeans are getting bussed to Ukraine to become drone food.
>>542185291Bullshit. They have no means to go to war.
>>542185291Muscovites are currently retreating in the Lyman direction. Having their worst year of the war, in general (picrel). I can just imagine of all of NATO allied joined in.
>>542187973VW factories in germany are now contracted to produce weapons for israel. Do with that infromation what you want.
All Polish women refugees are very welcome in my luxurious basement.
>>542188878OH NO! PLEASE DON'T NUKE US AND KILL MILLIONS OF NIGGERS, SPICS, MUSLIMS, AND JEETS!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT DIVERSITY AND ELITE CAPITAL AND SHARIA LAW!
>>542188878>competent white menHahahahahaha in your dreams
>>542189143Yeah you have a point
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>>542185291>>542186697Seems some people can see the future but no one can see the fine details, just the immediate consequences.
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>>542185291>"germany and russia will be at war soon">source: a jeet and nafotroon on twitter
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>>542185392I've waited so fucking long.
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>>542188320That and environmentalist and anarchist radicals.The state of Europe right now is actually reminding me a lot of the leadup to WW1.
>>542185291The biggest threat is the demented globalist regime in Germany doing something crazy and desperate because their decades of gross malfeasance has caused people to elect the AfD party.
>>542189038That only means the casualties will be a new world record
Can pidors win a war on two fronts?
>>542189026Ukraine never struck iran. They struck a weapons shipment headed for Russia, ONE time. And israel had nothing to do with. Iran armed russia with shahed 136 OWA UAVs, which were integral in terror bombing Ukrainian cities, and giving russia the know how for their Garan drones. Why would they not dislike Iran? Fuck Iran, fucking faggots.Also, see pic. Israel was invited to the last "victory day" may day parade in moscow, also. And, they have bought stolen Ukrainian grain, thus funding russia's war effort.And absolutely MURDER yourself, for whining about the sub human palestinians. Yes, very strictly speaking, what's happening is wrong, but to whine about it on /pol/, and to appeal to it based on anything other than wanting israel to lose, because they are kikes, is brown as fuck.
>>542189484Wasn't the shipment headed to Iran from Russia
>>542189320>Voting every four ears will change thingsIts a scam buddy. Every political party will be bought and infiltraded before they are allowed to govern power.
>>542189165Two birds with one stone.
>>542185291Based! The Russian war machine steamrolls onward!
>>542185291based. accelerate!
>>542185829Xi won’t let them.
>>542186697What were Alois Irlmaier's predictions again?
>>542189484>They struck a weapons shipment headed for Russia, ONE time.No, they deliberately struck a civilian vessel, and in doing so they confirmed what everybody already knew - that these are both Jewish wars and that Israel and Ukraine are essentially the same country run by the same Jewish mobsters. >And absolutely MURDER yourself, for whining about the sub human palestinians. That's not a very nice tone of voice to use toward the people who fought your wars for you, and will soon be fighting you on American soil. The whole entire world can see that Jewish pussies can't and won't fight, and you walk amongst us. You should be on your knees tonguing the smegma out of my uncut Goydick before every Jew in America makes Aliyah in body bags.
>>542189652>The Russian war machine steamrolls onward!kek, if anything, russia is technologically steamrolling backwards to the beginning of the USSR in the 1920s.
>>542189652>Russian war machine steamrolls onwardkek, by bringing back biplanes.
>>542185392And we'll watch from the sidelines. Woohoo!
>>542189285Yeah, anarchists with big supporters who use 'em for street meat.
>>542187973>So how much Rheinmetall stock should I buy, krautbros?Allready priced in, wait for MEFO Wechsel issue (modern equiv.) and go short.
>>542190313>kek, by bringing back biplanes.they'll have to cause any retard can fly thoseits basically impossible to crash an antonov
>>542185291> Ukraine blows up NS2: no reaction> Russia blows up nothing: WAR!Was about time we would start WW3. Who else if not us, right?
>>542185829> TACTICALNah, at least 10 MIRVs are in order for that shithole!
>>542189939End of the world. You can find it on YT or as text. Pretty short. My country would be erased. No survivors. Only problem with his prediction is that Russia will be fast with their attack on Europe. Instead they are stuck in same place for 3 years. So i do not think it will go as he seen.
germbros, can i as a russian immigrant fight on your side please. i dont want to get raped on russian side through dedovchina..
>>542185291I wanted ww3 for so long Now that I started to write my fictional project story, it's starting I might never finish and I can assure you, it's Tolkien tier levelOh well gg
>>542187020Imported jeets delivering to the women and jews?
>>542191763>can i as a russian immigrant fight on your side please.кaкoй, нaхyй, блядь, ты "иммигpaнт pyccкий", ты eбaнaя жидo-нoвиoпcкaя пoдзaлyпнoe хyepыгaлo нa welfare'e, a нe pyccкий иммигpaнт>on russian sideнигep ёбaный, кaкaя тeбe pyccкaя cтopoнa, ты пpoтив PФ, a cлeдoвaтeльнo дoлжeн быть нaибoлee жёcткo и кpoвoжaднo oтшвapбpиpoвaн и oтбyтылeн
>>542191485Russia will conquer unpayable pensions and companies at 10x cost of CCP country? Mad idea. Your were a buffer state because wars started from western Europe and costs Russia millions of lives and backsets them for decades. Same BS now starts, will be same outcome and your shitole will pulverised from Le West as always.
>>542185453>cant they just agree to rape poland together and call it a dayactually this, so fucking this MUCHLY
>>542192233i will gladly fly a drone into you if it means i can stay and die in germany
>>542192233Good thing Russians exist, just when I think that Balkaniggers are the most retarded and brainwashed subhuman trash a Russian appears and shows me that there is far worse garbage than us
>>542185291The revenue sharing on X ends in a few days. I wonder how this will impact bullshit like this.
>>542192750Situation monitors do it for the love of the game
>>542192502>and die in germanyyou VILL die in Germany, sure thing, but via our shahed aimed at your rapefugee centre, you fucking pidor!!!>>542192682>Balkaniggersno one mentioned the Balkans, off-topic schizo, read the thread
>>542192822Kill yourself, I mean unironicallyIRL and not in Minecraft btw
>>542192893>Kill yourselfhow about we liberate your country and torture you to death very bloodthistily, instead, hm?
>>542185291>all the indians are saying it on twitter, so it's true!
>>542188765>Marxism killed Russiaamerimutt spick...
>>542185291I wish every participant a lot of fun
>>542193276>his fur and pads are like a built in oven mitt
>>542193014You lost the Cold WarYou lost WW3You're losers
Nazi Zombies will commence when Russia nukes Berlin this year
>>542193558>You lost the Cold Wardidn't exist in the first place, in order for us to lose it, lolUSSR was a colony of American/British kikes, FYI
>>542193640You still jew oligarchs and chabadfags in rosseeya though
>>542193558>You lost WW3we lost WW2, though...
>>542190313Russia exports biplanes like crazy for crop dusting and remote air cargo duty, the embargo has harmed the midwest because suddenly the 90% of cropdusters who use Russian planes can't get parts.
>>542185291>krauts roasting what's left of the piggersbased
>>542189196let me guess you're a ricecel whose mad that he can't get women?
>>542185291When do the SS foreign legions start up?
>>542186048oh shit, a polish house just flew over my house
Dumb yank here, what am I missing? Wouldn't Russia have to go through Ukraine (and Poland) first? Where would they even attack from? Kaliningrad?
>>542195162>Dumb yank here, what am I missing?N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
>>542195162I'm pretty sure it wouldn't matter because war would involve all of NATO
>AFD starting to take root>OY VEY. RUSSIA, DO YOUR THING! WE CAN'T HAVE ANUDDAH SHOAH!!!!!
>>542195162see>>542186697One minute the people in pubs will be drinking their beers and the next minute there will be little green men outside, in Germany.How does Germany know who's a Ukrainian refugee and who's a Spetznaz?
>>542195162The thing is that most likely the most expected thing is the least probable, in the beginning everyone thought that the war will be quick but see, now 4 years dragging like this just this interchange of menaces and red lines, then it was the winter and it came and went and they keep killing each other the same. Later trump did the anchorage stunt and still nothing happened. I think it's safe to assume that nothing will change and russia thinks of dragging the war for longer. But who knows? i've listen to different commentators, some think putin wants of end the war. I see how that could be but i guess my sense of time is warped because i think 4 years it's a long time and for someone in such place could be nothing.
>>542196232Afd should drop the russian simping then.
I pray at least a few of the insufferable arrogant german posters here eat a drone.
>>542185291Germany is such a fucking retarded country God I hope they all die in this war especially all the AfD cucks, would legit make Europe a better place.
>>542198227malding french nigger
>>542185291>AfD winning>immediately start wars
>>542185291>Russia will invade a NATO countryRussia cannot possibly be that retarded.
>>542189484>Israel has nothing to do with it>pic relatedYou are not fooling anyone kike
>>542185291another world war that russia started, yawnupdate your talmudic script
>>542198392>responds with one of the best Olympics openingIsn't it funny how France will forever remain more important and culturally impactful than your shity country that could only ever host the Olympics because of political corruption and pity..It's okay DeutschCuck, your AfD princess will kiss the Israeli wall soon you can be proud !!
Russia will get raped this time, won't they
>>542198648You can't possibly be defending that clip
Isn't Russia losing to Ukraine? They also lost most of their armor.
>>54218593Kek
>>542198723>You can't possibly be defending that clipHe's a polish car-stealer, not French, so, of course, he gives zero fucks about the fate of France
>>542198802Huh meant for >>542194845
>>542198802>>542198862Whatthe fuxk i am replying to >>542185939
>>542185888Nationaltards are a weird bunch. First you claim nothing works here anymore, then suddenly it's a fascist and super efficient dictatorship. PIck one, you can't have both.No one here will fight, no matter how many letters they send out to go to the barracks. Worst case you can always stab the recruiter in the throat, turn the blade and pull it out. I'm talking about killing ZOGbots in reality, not minecraft. Also: HEIL HITLER!!! This alone excempts me from any military service, killing superiors is just a bonusperk of me.
>>542198723>France is a country based on the Fraternity and Equality of all>Makes an opening based on thatIt clearly made it's stance and worked if you retards keeps talking about it and bring it up every single time.>>542198859My brother in christ you are a legit too afraid to post your real flag kindly shut the fuck up browcuck.
>>542198859you think hes polish?Ive suspected that for a long time
>>542198707That the fuck what is that dress cut?
>>542198707Context on photo. Also correct
>>542190245honestly smart use of their zombie locomotive network, dirt cheap to operate and hard to target thema logistical nightmare to tackle on
>>542198968I don't know if you think I'm an other poster but I'm neither polish nor anything else.
>>542199195yes, youre most likely just a french niggermy bad
>>542199261>niggerHe acts like a nafri from Morocco, though, i knew the actual niggerly NIGGER, living in France, they're not like that
>>542199358yes, of courseprobably a sandnigger
>>542190245oh no russia only has t-32 tanks left! - random retards
>>542198962>browcuckIm Russian/partly German, lol
>>542199261>>542199425I'm white, tho you nazi freak will probably think it doesn't count since only TRUE BLONB ARYANS COUNTS (you are probably Turkish). But anyway how is recession going, are you happy about your cuck gov putting more and more money on military for the glory of US imperialization and Israel instead of your shitty infrastructures and services never working?>>542199358>>542199590ooh you are a slavic blacky that explains a lot...
>>542199648How does a docile and bien-pensant Pierre such as yourself come to be on the nazi frog website. Why don't you like Adolf Hitler
>>542199648>blackyHow tf being pale, fair-haired and blue-eyed is being "black" supposedly? Have you considered taking your meds, perhaps?
>>542199648>TRUE BLONB ARYANS COUNTS>believed in the Jewish myths about NatSoc award
Proxy pidors hard at work for those 5 rubles
>>542199648>muh Israelyoure brown, just like the average "french"
>>542185291>no one is talking about itLiterally all you hear on the radio
>>542199837I saw the win of AfD and was curious what this hell hole would think of it, it's fun too see retards celebrating their own demise, like little frogs being happy the bath is getting warmer.>>542199841>n-no I'm w-white, I have e-eyes of colors, my h-hair is all f-fair please I'm so superior please please pleaseok cuck, enjoy dying by a drone strike serving your "right cause">>542199996seems like the little Turkish boy can't stand how is shitty Nazi gov still has to be the little doggy of Jews kek
>>542200155Afd seem pretty mild to me, what exactly do you think they'll do?
>>542185291Oh thank god. Germany flooded with so many troons I hope they all get drafted and sent straight to the front lines.
>>542200155well, considering the AFD doesnt support the zionist wars of IsraelI have no idea what youre talking aboutand the country of Le Pen calling anyone else cucked
>>542200155>I'm so superiorFor a reason you're strawmanning me for an angloid, lmaoWe, Russians, never claim superiority over others, nor do we belittle others, in contrast to them...
>thinking anything will happenNothingEverHappens gang just keeps taking you to the cleaners every day.
>>542200216>mild>call themselves Neo-NazisBut let's just they are an other mild party that won't really change anything, that's the problem. Nothing will change, debt will keep fucking everyone, public services will keep being destroyed for the "better private system" and so on.. Nothing will change and everything will stay the exact same as we keep being robed more and more by the parasites on top for their glorious imperialist war and fabulous profit while we are fed to believe we can't do anything about it and all is doomed.>>542200307And I bet you felt so powerful putting that AfD ballot thinking it will finally stop Germany from being Zionist's little puppy.. Can't wait to see your reaction when Alice Weidel (marine lepen reskin) kissing the wall kek.But don't worry 2027 french election will probably save your ass (again) since we'll be the only ones actually trying to go against the EU Central Bank to finally freeze the debt, you'll be able to crawl back as always to beg for your debt to be canceled again.>>542200349>I don't claim I'm superior>Just others as retard for being different from meYes darling you are so special and unique
>>542200877>banrupt nigger shithole tries to brag that it has to cancel its debtcant make this shit upgod, I hate the french
>>542185291Finally some good fucking content.>>542190393Burgerbro...
>>542200877>Just others as retard for being different from meI claim others to be retarded, because they act in an ill-mannered way, not because of the race, specifically
>>542200931you've been in recession for years you're literally doing worse than us dumb fuck, you're shitty gov believes it can compete in term of production and export for it's economic system while being fucked every year by the US and China, you are never making it out because you don't understand the only way for a prosper economical future is intern and national sovereignty. Also I'm only talking about freezing the ECB debt we have, not any other, since you know, IT'S THE DEBT WE OWN TO OURSELVES AS THE EU. But yes let's be fucking retarded and keep paying that up as a way to laundry scheme money from EU citizens taxes, after all what's the point of a unique monetary system ? Doing like the US and freezing our own debt when we need money to rebuild ? Pfff so stupid am I right, let's just invest trillions for military instead like the US asked us..Wake the fuck up before you hit the wall again and come back crawling for other EU's countries help.>>542201184>n-no I swear others are r-retarded, I'm just pointing out their "race" all the time because i-it's so intelligent even when I'm wrong