You could move to Newton, IA and get a five bedroom house for $60,000 but you will not do it.>But muh food and culture!You have the Internet. You can Google recipes. Des Moines is a half hour away and full of whatever woke bullshit plays or gay retarded support group you want. What is your excuse?
Money pit
>>542185841Let me guess. The city is full of niggers?
>>542185841I've looked into many of these too good to be true homes. usually hundreds of thousands of dollars in backed taxes, liens, fines, HOA etc.
>just move into a run down shack in the heart of NiggervilleNo thanks
>>542186011>>542186034>Point out suburb/small town founded explicitly to get away from the black population of a city while still being close enough to enjoy the parts that aren't ruined>"Ewww it's full of blacks"No it isn't, by design
>>542185841because you need shitloads of money to live still and can't make it out there. Food, fuel, health insurance, other insurances blah blah blah
>>542185841Get radon levels check. Iowa, Nebraska are radon hotspots
What a nightmare that property would be.
>>542185841$60 000 barely gets you a good carno way a good house costs that littleI sense multiple skeletons in closets
>>542185949Doesn't have to be if you're willing to learn how to do a lot of the work yourself, just takes time more than money and those are invaluable skills every man should learn anyhow. OP's property is too small though for that kind of investment whether time or money, a man needs 3 acres minimum for his lifelong home.
>>542186026>usually hundreds of thousands of dollars in backed taxes, liens, fines, HOA etc.Are you fucking serious? I thought liens and whatnot were taken from the sales price and if that price is less than what's owed then tough shit to the jews but you're saying the buyer is responsible for the remainder?
i'm canadian. also there's a lot of niggers there.
>>542186026Well yeah, that's why he posts the threads. We know that he's lying, he knows that we know that he's lying, but he's still lying. I don't know what it is, maybe he has some kind of fetish for humiliation.>>542186129>founded explicitly to get away from the black population of a cityAnd is it still away from that population? Post the demographics.
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>>542185841A lot of LIHTC and Section 8 around that address. And would you really want to live across the street from a drive-through? The traffic runs out into the street.>Low-Income Housing Tax Credit is a federal program in the United States that awards tax credits to housing developers in exchange for agreeing to reserve a certain fraction of units as rent-restricted for lower-income households.
>>542185841I already did it. Not in Iowa, but in another midwestern "podunk" that cost me virtually nothing for an amazingly beautiful acreage and zero niggers, browns, or jews within several hundred miles. It's paradise.
>>5421864562.8% black vs 11% for Des Moines proper
>>542186660i understand liquor stores and pawn shops but Boost Mobile?
>>542186660the tl,dr is Niggerville?
>>542186782burner phones?
>>542185841When was it built?If after 1974 Ill buy it. I can live anywhere.
>>542186660Will people of color ever recover?
>>542186854Obviously.Probably full of wood rot too, needs a new roof, there is no employment in the area, etc.
>>542185841People still need to eat every month. What kind of jobs are available?And that house is probably from 1890.
>>542186420Kek you are IQ challenged bro
>>542185841>But muh food and culture!I hate OP eternally. No one says that, you disingenous scumbag retard shitskin loosh demon. They say that they can't take their corporate job with them, to which you lazily reply: WFH lawl. And then someone says the LLMs are going to get you laid off from said WFH job in two years flat. And then some else says, not only do you have to remodel some cunt Boomer's superfund site to the tune of 3 or 4x, you have to start a local business in the community, which makes it more expensive than wagecucking in a metro. Then the thread dies. You had nothing, you knew nothing, and you still wasted peoples' time. Yet still, you feel no shame. And this thread will repeat regularly to the same end.
>>542186782It is one of the signs of lower income areas. Alone, it doesn't mean as much as other indicators, due to everyone becoming lower income than just a few years ago.
>>542186420>and if that price is less than what's owed then tough shitthat way everone would get out of denbts by arranging a sale and buyback with someone they know>owe $half gorillion in taxes>sell house to friend for $60k >magically relieved of denbts>buy house back for $60k>profit! you think it's that easy?
>>542186283You're looking at the skeleton. As soon as you buy it, the county will probably force you to upgrade the lead pipes and shit connected to the house, for 300 yards in every direction. It's a trap.
>>542186283>multiple skeletonsNot really because there are disclosure laws. In this case it's a 1895 house built for the founder of Maytag. So it's tagged as a historical building. Meaning just huge $$$$$ in costs. Only to finish and now own a house in Po dunk no where Newton Iowa... Population 15k.... Why would anyone bother? Outside of maybe a passion project for a local with a construction back ground. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/211-W-4th-St-S-Newton-IA-50208/86981787_zpid/If one was forced to move out there better off picking up one of the turn key places for $130k-$180k.. As that still duper cheap..... but again, you are in Po dunk Iowa. Housing is all location, location, location. Newton isn't it.....https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/714-N-6th-Ave-E-Newton-IA-50208/86980287_zpid/https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/611-N-3rd-Ave-E-Newton-IA-50208/86981989_zpid/
>>542186285Yeah, that's cool if you have time and money to spare, but it's just impossible unless you're grinding constantly. The best you can hope for is an office job to scroll through tutorials on your phone while you save your physical energy; that only goes so far when you have ailments like Dyspraxia (me). In the meantime, you go "home" and half the electric is just fucked, or the AC just went down, and you're sweating to death as you try to get a last-minute window unit at a premium, setting you back time and money. I can at least have a landlord deal with this shit while im at work if im a rentfag.
>>542185841>why don't San Francisco niggers move to the Midwest and enjoy cheap housing and clean neighborhoods? You fucking delete this thread right now OP.
>>542187080makes sense
>>542187270>Why would anyone bother?someone with passive income and a desire to go rural
>>542185841Not everybody likes wagon wheel coffee tables. That's cool if that's your thing OP but it isn't for everybody.
>>542186996No body, no rhythm, all of the music itself is formulated slop. Asians trying to do western music instead of their own things are just uncanny valley nonsense to me.
>>542186139It's the Midwest, you can just drive a truck regionally >>542186660I've seen it all. Niggas crying about unlimited ice cream sandwiches a hop skip and jump from their front door
>>542187429Kek, anyone with passive income who wants to go rural is not going to choose that Iowa town with niggers in it. And even in some parallel universe where they did choose that county, they would be out of fucking town, building something of their own, on 10+ acres.
>>542185841as an iowan there are literally no jobs and almost any house under 200k is likely falling apart i.e. crumbling brick foundations, broken sewerlines, collapsing roofs and water damage
>I don't understandBecause the houses are shit and there's nothing there to do. What a fucking retard. Stop posting twitter screencaps!
My grandmother was from Iowa. It was a nice place in the 1930s. We can't go back in time, OP.
>>542185949Skill issue
>>542187613it still is in most of the state but the average age is like 55 at least and there are no jobs. It's just a graveyard waiting room for old america now.
>>542187631Kek, even if you were a world-class plumber, electrician, and builder, you wouldn't spend your hard-won skills on this piece of shit.
>>542185841My specific skill set couldn't make a living out there.
>>542186420Those things are tied to the property.Even if you buy it without knowing they exist, they still transfer to you.You need to do research ahead of time and find out and either get them to pay it, get them to drop the price to cover you paying after, or just be a cuckold and take it.
>>542187121literally the previous owner's problem>take out second mortgage>spend it>sell house>enjoy my debt, loseri believe this could be how it works but Im just saying that would be retarded
>>542187851Do the Swiss not own homes, or something?
>>542185841hoarder house next door to a fire station.>imagine the smell
A man with a brain who for some reason wanted to move to rural Iowa would spend money on something like this (you can see it already has a buyer):https://www.land.com/property/13.74-acres-in-jasper-county-iowa/24766611/
>>542185841Is this one of those meth houses?
>>542187429It's 2-3 years away from being turn key ready. As you're going to need a year for permits and then time all the historical sort of restoration limitations. All so you can live in Iowa? Nobody is looking to do that sort of move. As show by that house being cheaper than a lot of new pick up trucks. AND your front yard is a parking lot.. lol.. and your next door neighbor is a mom and pop ice cream. Then next to that fire station is city hall so a ton of traffic, for a 15k city.It's just an absolute dog shit location outside of maybe the city just wanting to own it and fix it as a monument to Maytag and then use it for over flow for that fire station but again.. 15k pop town. I doubt that's needed.
>>542188333Checked, it's just a hopeless case.
>>542186285My house is old. But it's small. 160+ year old New England cape. Only 24' x 36'. It's a lot more work than you think. And I only have about half the land you recommend. But it's doable at this size. When you go up to a house triple this size like that one, everything gets more complicated and more expensive. You don't need the room. Generations of families raised their kids here just fine.
>>542185841All twitter accounts pushing >buy this house it's cheapare assumed to be ShareBlue shilling or trolling.
>>542188673It sounds comfy anon
