Hello, this is Elliott Hill, CEO of Nike.Unfortunately all niggers are broke and Nike is down 80%. I was hoping that you goy cattle could help us out by picking up the slack. We need you to support us by purchasing our overpriced, chinese-made, plastic shoes and nigger wear.Please goyim, buy our crappy plastic products.
>>542186106How can we take credit for this my fellow migapedes?
>>542186106yea, wonder why
they're so fucked lol
>>542186106He is a Christian.
>>542186106I buy unbranded clothing from amazon, which reminds me I need to order my yearly 12-pack of t-shirts.
>>542186332hyperborean
>>542186106Why doesnt goverment give niggers shoe stamps for jordans.
>tfw Nike has made the best skate shoes for 25 years now but the rest of the brand is getting dragged into the gutter by identity politicsGuess I'll skate Asics or something.
I am a Merrell man myself.
what i want in a shoe>flat>flexible>reasonably durable>reasonably affordable>the foam soles are nice, flexible and light but can absorb some shock and surprisingly not indurable>light>simple>not offensive to the eyes with a dozen random colours and patternsi don't get why this is so hard for you. i don't want a heel an inch off the ground, it's unnatural and bad for the back. i don't want shoes that don't flex, it feels like wearing casts on my feet, i want to have the natural flex the human foot was designed for. nike designs shoes to offer a slight half second advantage on the track with the high heel. but i'm not running a race.nike sells slop shoes for goys who haven't spent a single moment thinking what would actually make for a good, practical shoe.
>>542186106>Please goyim, buy our crappy plastic productsWill wearing them make me more like some famous apehoop nigger?
entire sneakerhead community collapsed… very bad for nike. basically every overpriced bball sneaker is now significantly less overpriced.
>>542187201and by flat i mean zero risealso i want a wide toe boxi don't care if crunching my toes into a point is more fashionable, it's not comfortablestart making shoes for humans
>>542186106no. suck my dick Elliot and tongue my anus.
>>542187243They need sports to be cool again
>>542187067The government doesn't care about the black man's drip, they are clearly racist.
>>542187361Sports are great fun, I love watching those niggers go at it.
>>542187201and reebok retards just stopped making these
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>>542187843one time i wished something is AI
>>542186106I'm waiting until Nike is sub $30. It'll be below 50% of its intrinsic value.
Nikes problems are that they stopped selling their shoes in retail stores and went full online and direct to customer, this failed hard. People who buy running shoes moved on to new brands that are cheaper to buy and of better quality like HOKA, they also went woke which drove away half of america.another thing is thier brand got too associated with niggers.
>>542186332At a glance it looks like something that was designed to appeal to mega obese niggers with foot and knee pain. Not to mention too lazy to tie their shoes.
>>542188251Djokovic talked about Nike problem, for 10 years they dont have cash as other companies do, payments are in some retarded deals and shit not in cash, fucking SERGIO TACCHINI took Djokovic from NIKE
>>542188357What happened? Dude Nintendo win?
>>542186106Massively retarded industry that shouldn't exist
>>542186106He looks like the quintessential Boomer. He probably has six adopted niglet kids.
>>542186106I switched over to New Balance a few years ago when Nike was pushing fat black people in everything.
isnt this Elliott another AIDS infested faggot?
>>542188644All the same garbage anyway. Bring back hand made shoes >You have the 2025 model 1234 hybrid runner/cocksucker, are you a pleb?Burn it all
>>542187201Nike sells fashion shoes. They’re dog shit quality and rely on marketing to get sales. Most of the shoes I buy are New Balance, Adidas, Merrill, and Thorogood.
>>542187319Sounds like you should be buying Keen.
>>542186106>USAID defunded>SNAP benefits fixed>NKE stock cratershmmm
my designdon't need to thank me
