Fuck links, no cunt reads them
>>542186244>king charles bans all non-british tea and declares yorkshire gold the only legal beveragehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48291736>keir starmer forces cabinet to watch him eat a full english then sobs about the working classhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/07/keir-starmer-eats-a-full-english>prince harry permanently banned from britain after trying to bring meghan to the localhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13829184/Prince-Harry-banned>tube drivers strike indefinitely because the canteen stopped stocking greggs sausage rollshttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/07/london-tube-strikes>boris johnson returns as interim pm after starmer resigns while opening a jar of marmitehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-returns>met office announces british weather has been cancelled due to budget cutshttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-weather-cancelled>uk to rejoin eu but only on weekends and bank holidayshttps://news.sky.com/story/uk-to-rejoin-eu-weekends>sadiq khan introduces congestion charge for people who pronounce the th sound wronghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68291745>nigel farage crowns himself king of essex and demands tribute in pintshttps://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/nigel-farage-king-of-essex>windsor castle converted into largest wetherspoons in europe after charles runs out of moneyhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13829401/Windsor-Castle-wetherspoons>fa bans england players from saying the word goal after too many false startshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/07/england-football-banned-goal>government makes queuing a legal requirement with fines for cuttinghttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/07/queuing-legal-requirement>scotland declares independence but insists on keeping doctor who and the weather forecasthttps://news.sky.com/story/scotland-independence-keeps-bbc
>>542186244>best of british
>>542186505Obrigada
>>542186244>Fuck linksLinkies will inherit the earth
>having a melty because his pedo face is on display in the other threadTOPFUCKINKEK
If the US breaks out into massive civil war what side will you take? The Donald Trump paedophile Epstein customer pro-Israel side? OrThe anti-white pro mega immigration woke transgender communist side?
>>542187285Wouldn't be so sure of that.He is very easy to spot as he is a looping drunk moron with little originality. Easy tell is 30+ quippy posts as he thinks he is a gameshow panel comedian, and 5 replies with zero keks.
>>542186244You boys gonna do it this time?
>>542186631Damn. I thought that US cops were a bunch of fake tough guys and macho pussies, but the UK seems to have them beat.
>ancient bint on bbc news yapping about how "the migrants just want a better life"Boomercide now
>Browse /pol/ or WWE RAW on Netflix?Cannae sleep, innit... :(
