Sorry Zoomers better luck next life
feminists don't want you to know this, but there's a fresh batch of 18 year olds literally every year
>>542188172Chad as fuck t.b.h
>>542188172That is so gross. Can you imagine being that person, looking at that old fuck and going>Mmmm, I want him to splooge in my pussy? She looks normal but it's a sick mind behind that face.
>>542188531I don't think she gives a fuck when all of her financial needs are met
>>542188531A sick mind and, soon to be, extremely healthy bank account
>>542188172Based
>>542188531She's locked down her financial future and some simp will step up once the old man carks it.
>>542188172>29That AI slop made her look 12
>>542188172Women don’t care what you look like if you can pay their bills and give them a comfy home. I’m 46 and “dating” a 22 year old that’s probably cheating on me but I don’t care. She sleeps with me and does freaky shit in bed and I pay for her stuff so we’re good.
Son is lucky, inheriting the riches of a ultra wealthy a lister, and getting that last name, and genetics looks wise, and unlike for millennials waiting until their 50s, he will pass around when the kids 18, getting full control of that wealth
>>542188760Where'd you meet her?
>>542188172BIG ASSSSSS!!!!!!
>>542188799He could die tomorrow. 82 is just living on borrowed time.
>>542188821She’s a friend of my friend’s daughter and we met at a wedding.
>>542188760Just don't let her move in or she'll take half your shit (unless you're in a based state).
>>542188172BASADO
>>542188172Baesed
>>542189002I'm 42, gf is 27. Met her at the hospital. Went in for an MRI and she was a nurse.
>>542188531>can you imagine being a woman and craving cum in organs you don't haveno
>>542188604>>542188606>>542188667Oh, so she's going to steal all his money too, after she's done riding that beef jerky dude whose dick barely works? Absolute clownworld.
>>542189100Anon, i...
>>542188323I know das right
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>>542188172I like seeing old men with young women. Means my own life can keep being fun forever doesnt have to become shit and virgin when im old.
>>542188604He’s not rich, he nearly went bankrupt which he said is why he was forced to act in an Adam Sandler movie which he never would have otherwise doneShe liked him because he was in Godfather, Scarface and Heat
>>542188172>male and female biological clocks are the sam- ACKK!
>>542188172Based every millenials should have 85 year old son in law
>>542188973He's banging young pussy, that keeps you alive longer than usual.
>>542189019Yeah that’s not happening. I’m in a based state but I’m dangling the carrot. Maybe she does or doesn’t hook up with Chads her own age but she comes back to me because I have a house and two cars and I can easily pay off her stupid little bills. >*cough* she does anal
>>542193098anal is literally gay nigga
>>542188531cope & seethe, zoomoid
>>542188172And not one of those children will be strong, healthy, intelligent. Not one.Old human males manufacture old, dysgenic-inducing semen.Hubris.
>>542193674Sticking your dick inside of a woman, whatever hole, is not gay. You are dominating the opposite sex.
>>542188172Mercy, Pacino-sama...
>>542193820sticking stuff up the poop shoot is sodomy, therefore kind of gay. The fact that you mention "domination" goes to show that the gender really wouldn't matter to you at the end of the day. Look man you do you I am just reminding you that the purpose is to procreate, not getting shit up your pee holePS I wouldn't want to be your cellmate in prison either
>>542193098>Maybe she does or doesn’t hook up with Chads her own age but she comes back to me
>>542188172Jurassic fuck
>>542194000checked he is definitely getting cucked
>>542188323You sick fuck she is 17 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds old!
>>542188531>>542188604Also she's a nobody. Just the idea of having a legends kid and being somebody because of it is enough for some people.Why do you think people sell their soul? Same thing. They will worship a demon to have wealth or power. Have you ever seen anyone with a tattoo? People are retarded and short sighted
Guys, do you know what I think she's got?
>>542193980>just reminding you that the purpose is to procreatedefine "purpose". There is no purpose. The universe is random. And besides, many animals use sex as a socializing act, not just procreation.
>>542188760you do not need to be paying for her shit or letting her live with you if you just want her to do freaky shit.
>>542188172Dunkaccino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLuQQH1OHA
>>542189100Early 40s, mid to late 20s is the elite tier age gap regardless of what anyone says. It’s legitimately a perfect match. The women SHOULD be ready to do the domestic thing and at that point most guys should as well. The women are still attractive, the guy’s dick should still work and he should be successful enough that starting a family is financially stress free. It’s so elite that the internet social engineering campaign is churning the “age gap” propaganda to deliberately dissuade it.
>>542188172Good.That's the only thing we're here for.
>>542188323Feminists don't want you to know this, but in 31 US states, you can actually fuck them as early as 16.
>>542194709but dont they need like a parental permission slip? i know i can look it up, but what is the fine print?
>>542194783Parental permission is required for marriage, not sex.
>>542188760based #MenToo but she's 21. Nice now that can take her to bars and clubs I work at and not have to hear her bitch about having to stay at home.
>>542189411i bet the old one gives a hell of a gum job
>>542189212
>>542194709>Feminists don't want you to know this, but in 31 US states, you can actually fuck them as early as 16.IF you are a resident of that state and "don't cross state lines" with her or yourself. Be sure to remember that part.
>>542194588My dick works at almost 40 but I definitely dont fuck like i used to. My wife and I are similarly aged and have similar sexual appetites and that's not really changed. We used to fuck in every position and whatnot all the time and its slowed down a bit. Unironically I do not want to fuck a 25 year old with a 25 year olds sexual inclinations when I am 45, sounds like itd be a pain in the ass. I already lived like that. Im fine with my similarly aged wife, probably will be in 10 more years as well.
>>542188172How does his dick still work at that age. Is he on 500 mg of viagra daily or what?
>>542194908I love when people post pictures of muscular trump. You're crediting him with something he didn't do lol it's perfect
>>542188172Italian genes.
>>542188172definitely on adrenochromethats not what 82 year olds look like
>>542188172i think at 29 the motherfucker can be trusted to make her own decisionslike i'm generally pretty strict about anything like this but come the fuck on, if they are both over 29 i don't care
>>542194969
>>542195041>austrians age like shitYou are too close to the Sun meinsnitzle.
>>542194967Those gas station dick pills like magnum and rhino will do it.
>>542188172Based Al
>>542188323There's jewish underground rings that run on very similar slogans
>>542194709>>542194783Age gaps exist for 16 and 19 year old. or some states up to 16 and 21 year old. Legal age gaps for an underage person to date older. Its not uniform
>>542193980>The fact that you mention "domination" goes to show that the gender really wouldn't matter to you at the end of the dayThis makes zero sense. I’m talking about sex with women and you zoomers have to make it a gender thing. Dominance is a male characteristic but you zoomers think dominance means you’re gay. Zero fucking sense.
>>542188531>That is so gross. Can you imagine being that person, looking at that old fuck and goingfound the bitter, blown out roastie, kek
>>542194918Damn i could have been getting cunny this whole time.
>>542194918>16 is green>18 is redLMAO the way they subtley color code these is great. Yeah I've fucked my fair share of 16 year olds I'll say that much. In fact I think the last girl to come up to me because I dropped my hat was prolly 16. Wild shit. Roasties will cope and seethe but by 18 it's all fair game as far as I'm concerned.
>>542188702too many browns on this board to realize
>>542189100>>542189291Porn tier fanfic
>>542188172kek
>>542188172The baby is much more likely to be retarded with defective old man sperm
>>542188323lies
>>542188973Right. The age difference between the couple isn’t as big a deal as their child will barely get to know his father. This is irresponsible.
>>542194918Back when I was in high school, all of the girls were pretty, even the ugly ones. Now I am old, and the pretty girls I went to high school with are no longer pretty.
>>542194709That's when you start running into legal tripwire. High risk, low reward. What do 16/yo have that 18/yo don't?
>>542188172Jus because 1 older guy hooks up w a zoomer doesn’t mean there aren’t 200 million more women leftAre you saying that zoomers are so incredibly sh t at math they think there are no longer women left after this year 1 guy?You have to be stupid
>>542194992Italians: they're worse than whites but at least they're better than niggers.
>>542188172>>542188799>>54218897340 year gremlins on 4chan:>Successful hollywood legends like Leo and Pacino can bang women half their age. That means I can too!
>>542195884>What do 16/yo have that 18/yo don'tPedophile admirers apparentlyDespite hating jews as their motto, many anons here share the same preferences as (((them)))
>>542194903Calvin knows his way around a man’s underwear that’s for sure
>>542195884Two more years of youth. Fresher eggs.>>542195187You're thinking of Romeo and Juliet clauses. They make it so youth can still consent to sex with each other when the age of consent is higher. For instance, in Washington it's legal for a 14 or 15 year old to consent to someone up to 48 months older than them, while 16 is the age anyone can play.
>>542194062>checked he is definitely getting cuckedHe is banging her. They don't live together and obviously NOT in an exclusive relationship.So she is just on his rotation...a FWB.He is not a cuck.
>>542188973Well, he is 86 now
>>542194947How fat are you? I am 46 and the only thing I notice is that if I dont shave I have tons of grey pubes. My dick works as well as it always used.
>>542188172>picrelBased Wilford Brimley to his friend Robert Duvall.
>>542188172That's the great thing about fame and fortune isn't it.
>>542194947When I was 45 I had a 28 year old gf, it was awesome. I'm 52 now dating a 47 year old and it is not awesome.
>>542188172I don't know how rich people can stand all the social climbers and gold diggers personally.
>>542195968It is 100% possible if you approach enough women as long as you're not outright hideous. Not on the apps but honestly if you are on those you can revoke your man-card anyway.>>542195722If you cannot get a woman 10-15 years younger despite putting time into it you're a loser.>>542196624He is right but the reality is most guys will never do it because they love their comfort zone.>>542196724You dont need either for quite large age gaps but for this one you probably do
>>542188531The only one with a sick mind here is you buddy. You speak like a porn addict. No wonder you can't fathom anything beyond what jew porn producers convinced you is reality.
>>542188531Him being old and rich is one thing. Even him being just normal famous, would be another story. But it's Hollywood.
>>542196819if my meaning is unclear, what she is is worse than a prostitute
What most people dont get it about normies is that normies dont want to be judged and they prefer safe + predictable. Ironically with women exactly these objectives make one a low-value man which is why so many relationships, especially once formalized and thus giving an asymmetrical advantage to the woman, end up blowing in the normies' faces.>>542196884No, she isnt. Married women who dont fuck their husbands are the worst. Golddiggers are drastically better than most women. They are not great, but they are better than most.
>>542196942>Married women who dont fuck their husbands are the worst.satanists are actually the worst
>>542194709
1pbtid slide threadPlease learn to spot these things, and go and look for what is being slid