>Shampoo>Bodywash>Cologne>Mouthwash>Shaving Cream>Toilet Paper>inb4 optionalIf you don't use these products regularly, you risk pissing off normies and losing your access to sustaining your life and feeding yourself.
>>542194330Sometimes I just use the butthole setting on my shower head after a shit to save toilet paper since I already strip naked to poop.
>>542194456I did the same during COVID.
>>542194492That's where I started too
in negro infested areas the carts got disc brakes on them (remotely activated) to stop the negro from escaping with the loot.
>>542194330I bought a bottle of concentrated liquid castile soap and put a few drops of it in a pump bottle and fill it with water, and that's my body wash in the shower. Cheap as fuck and it's enough to get me clean. That castile soap will last me over a year for just $12
>>542194330If shits too expensive you can always just Reverse Trojan Horse the smaller high value items.
>>542194330You must be terrible at managing money. Are you a woman?
>>542194330>Shampoo>Soap>Deodorant>Toothpaste>Scissors>Toilet PaperIs all you need.
>>542194330>ShampooShave your head.>BodywashI will give you this one, but you could just use soap.>Cologne.Faggot.>MouthwashGargle whiskey. Kills the bacteria on the back of the tongue that cause bad breath.>Shaving CreamUse soap, or the bodywash.>Toilet PaperBidet with a hand rag dry wipe. You wash and reuse the rag.Face it, you are a spoiled overspending faggot.
>>542194456>>542194492That doesn't really work. If you wipe after the a lot of shit will be on the toilet paper.
i only use toilet paper & not much if it as i wash my ass in the shower every time
>>542194330more like $135. i use butt wipes anon.
>>542196131During COVID when there was a massive shortage of TP, I learned to wipe my ass with my hand then stick it into water flow of the flushing toilet, then washed remaining bits of shit off in the kitchen sink. COVID was so humiliating.
I am not paying good money for cancer.
>>542194330>Shampoo, bodywash and shaving cream can be replaced by soap and a brush.>Mouthwash is for fags, just brush your teeth.>Toilet paper consumption can be decreased dramatically by installing a bidet and using a cloth towel to dry your ass after you wash it.you don't have to make the normies fall in love with you and you shouldn't crave their validation, just be clean enough to pass under their radar surreptitiously and achieve infiltration.>stealthy schizo
>>542196542also you just have to not smell at all, cologne ruins your stealthiness by drawing attention (good or bad)
>>542194330>CologneThat shit reeks. I'd unironically rather be stuck loading a boxtruck with a musty nigger or a bucket of freshly chopped onions jeet than a spic drenched in cologne. Anyone who wears cologne is a fucking retard and just know everyone around you hates it. You're not impressing anyone. And god help you if you're one of those greaseballs that thinks the cologne is nullifying your stinky ass.
>>542196012You just gave every female coworker the ick. Now you're blacklisted from high pay lawful employment.
>>542194330>cologneokay faggot.
>>542197988I wear it to work. It is a must if you work around women.
>>542194330I could fuck your little stinky butt liike poopjeet but you whitee nigger neet fuck yo poop chute roflcopter. not wiping superior our ancesters never wope their ass
>>542194330>bodywash>shave cream>cologneyou're a fucking faggot and smell bad
>Shampooa smallamount each month wife's cheap Tres Semme>Bodywashbar of real soap>Colognenotta fag>Mouthwashbaking soda in warm water and massage gums and teeth before bed, rub with avocado slide after sex>Shaving Creamsee bar soap>Toilet Paperboth toilets are Japanese Toto Washlet+ but have a roll for guestsdirt cheap except toilets, blades (Feather), toothbrush
>>542198216It definitely isn't and I say this as a fragrance enjoyer.
>>542194330>>ShampooI use the same bar of soap that I use to wash my balls>>BodywashSee above>>CologneWhatever can of body spray is on sale (they all smell the same stop lying to yourself)>>MouthwashJust brush your teeth nigger>>Shaving CreamElectric razor>>Toilet PaperCut greasy food out of your diet and you'll save double the money by getting cheap paperCrisis averted
>>542194330You need no Cologne and no mouthwash if you brush your teeth after every meal.And the rest is perhaps €10-15 or $20 max.
gigachad here.just deoderant, brush and floss everyday before you leave the house and people will assume you are in charge. everywhere you go.
>>542194330Tbh, some people need to wash themselves and use deodorant more.
>>542202501That's the thing thoughYou can put in the absolute bare minimum effort and still mog the average modern man because he's a fat, greasy slob who hasn't bathed in 48 hoursAnything more than bathing every day, making sure your pits don't smell before leaving the house and brushing at least once a day is overkill unless you're some high class motherfucker going to clubs in your Lambo
>>542194330If you don't use these products regularly, you risk pissing off normies and losing your access to sustaining your life and feeding yourself.>Be indian>Don't use any of that>Work around other indians who also don'tProfit
>>542197609Only in faggot industry.In masculine industry, steel, plumbing, construction, and most warehouses, men control who gets promoted.Then there is the fact that I could just start a business and tell women to eat a bag of dicks, since I run the company.And take that seeing shit to hell with your faggot ass, as I will have more money to pay jews than she would. Therefore I win.
