Buy GOLD to save yourselves
>this post will be great!Lol@op
>plain white bread slices and mac and cheeselmao do burgers even
>>542196431You have never had American BBQ
>>542196006China is full of childless chinese male incels with low birthrates
>>542196006Thats not dry meats by any means. 97 is too much to spend on BBQ but it is still very delicious.
>>542196006ai account
>>542196658Ai accounts made by childless chinese incels.
I bet he had five beers
>>542196510Thank god lets hop I never
>>542196006had an insane beef rib from there. it was amazing.
>>542196431its all gettin soaked in bbq sauce and onion
>>542196743halal kebabs only
>>542196431The fuck is your problem with mac and cheese? That's not Kraft slop.
>>542196006but if i move to china then i wont be earning as much as im currently earning.only way this'd work out is if i saved up a bunch and tried retiring there, but i dont think that could happen
>>542196075>twitter screencap>no link>foid PFP>FOOD>gold shills for/against>1pb OP300 replies guaranteed
>>542196853Dude you'll end up a childless chinese doomer incel
>>542196510He’s right in this case. That is a pathetic looking tray of bbq, they don’t even have ribs.
>>542196830It's low class
It’s funny that other countries have no idea what good meat is
>>542196006Lmao, what the fuck? You can go to an upscale steakhouse and get a 24 oz porterhouse that's guaranteed to be cooked to perfection at that price point.
Damn
>>542196978So is sweden
>>542196006why did god make foids so fucking retarded?
Find 2 friends and go to a pizza place and get a Medium.There, i just solved World Hunger
>>542196006I guarantee that meat is not dry
>>542196006>implying 100$ is a lot of money
>>542196006youtube is right there, do the Arnold in Terminator and invest in your education don't inherit shit
>>542196006Get a black belt in penny pinching from your local Indian karate instructor when you reach mr miyagi you will know you got the real kung fu
>>542196006> save yourself whosoever loses his life for the gospel shall find it somebody else in society will save you
>>542196006Do you know how long it takes to cook that meat?
>>542197364implying being a fucking retard money draining your grandfathers mafia freemason money by the multiplication table of a hundred is wise
>eating food made in chinaEnjoy your contaminated food.
>>542196006except Chinese food is absolute dog shit so I wouldn't spend 50¢ on it
>>542196006>dry meat
>>542196006you will never stop being a stupid bitch and trash
>>542196006I can get a pound of brisket for about $25 at my local BBQ joint. That looks to be a half pound of brisket. You'd have to be a retard to pay $97 for it.
>>542196765never been, looks like texas BBQ shit Terry Black's is what passes for America nowadays?
no, dollar will go up rip higher in the short term, even if it's losing value over long term (unless trump and xi make some insane deal to revalue gold during that big meeting this month)
white people be like >gee willickers karen, this $97 white bread sure is spicy! what a feast!
>>542197761Terry Black's is shit and a tourist trap. They dont cut the deckle fat off the meats and for some reason it tastes rancid, but tourists eat it up because its instagramable.
>>542197761flyover state migger trash
>>542196978You and your fucktarded cousins eat rotten fish...assuming you're not a transplanted goat-fucker. In either case, you're in no position to say pasta and a mornay is "low-class"
>>542196978I am a low-class peasant, and my Slavic ancestors were the only ones with the balls to pogrom jews in all the Slavlands. What's your pogrom count, Sven?
We actually got people here shitting on BBQ. Just how feminine is /pol/ tonight?
>>542196006>Imagine the amount of gutteroil you could ingest for $97
Terry Blacks is pretty good though, is it way better than just throwing a brisket into the traeger? No...
>>542196006that's two days worth of calories for non fat people
>>542197892BBQ has jumped the shark. $57/lb for beef ribs is extra retarded because you're paying probably $30 for a bone
>>542198632its jeets who get angry about their deity getting charred and consumed
>>542198921A normal rack of ribs is like 13-15$ always on sale but BBQ niggas think they are special with smoking it for 12 hours then ruining it with molasses bbq sauce that drowns out any of the other flavors.
>>542196006If there isn’t a morbidly obese black man dying of hypertension working the spit im not eating it
>>542196006omigorsh... someone spent too much money on food.we need communism now, please chinks come teach us how to live.
>>542196006STFU Chinkoid. Go back to eating plastic rice.
thanks joe biden
>>542196006>Chinaman makes $10 a day>OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE AMERICANS WHO MAKE $800 A DAY IS HAVING A $100 MEALWhy are changs like this
>>542198632Holy fuck I am so hungry right now.
I love white people and I hate niggers, but the one thing - the ONLY thing - niggers do better than white people is proper barbecue.If it doesn't come slathered in bbq sauce, it's not fucking barbecue.If it has a smoke ring, it's not fucking barbecue.If it's pork, and that pork is not pulled, it's not barbecue.Whatever this fucking style of barbecue is, it's not barbecue.Niggers can't dance. They can't make good music. They're not funny or especially good at sports.They can't even cook usually. Most of their food is shit.But they know that barbecue is 100% about the sauce. Barbecue IS the sauce. This is the only fact that niggers know, but white people do not know.
>>542196006unbelievable how yanks get scammed>the pasta, cabbage and white bread cost essentially nothing>100 bucks for 2 sausages and 3 slices of brisket, both cheap cuts of meatthe only thing juicier than that brisket are the margins on that tray
>>542196006Mac and cheese in a cardbord box on a plastic trayIs this a truck stop or a restaurant?
>>542196006>buy gold>can't eat anything with gold
that plate could feet three people, holy shit.
>>542201261americans love low effort slop like this. all it takes is for it to be on a tv show and/or just be opened since the 1990s and you can charge $70 for a plate of burnt wood smothered in ketchup. on par with indian "food"
>>542196707>>542196595>>542196923
>>542196431Don't Swedoids put ketchup on pasta
>>542196431Amerimutts are subhuman
>>542196006I dont understand how people can just eat meat without a palate neutralizer
>>542196006>muh goldThis always struck me as a kind of superstitious talisman people clutch in times of uncertainty. As if in the event things ever got that bad you would go around bartering for things with gold ingots lol
>>542202002>palate neutralizerthe fuck is this gay frenchy shit?
>>542202041When you ingest too much salty food, you have to kill that intake with a bland tasting food (palette neutralizer)
>>542202142I have never heard of this shitIf I had heard this in real life I would assume you massage your prostate daily
>>5421960063 slices of cheap meat (the cheap part for brisket) and 2 sausages for 100bucks. its hilarious how you can scamm americans.
theyre so lazy they pay literally 50 bucks for someone to put it on a plate for them.
>>542196006Start doing this.
>>542196006Americans are sub human. That "meal" is as it looks, trash.
>>542202408you better be prepared to pay 125€ for this feast or else the waiters gonna shove those sausages up their arse before serving it to you.
>>542196006>buy goldYou really want to trade a whole gold bar for a single meal?
>hahaha look at me I just got ripped off but it's cool cause I'm a nepo trust fund kid that doesn't actually work and my parents own all your housing and lots of real estate ! So I'll inherit all that when they kick the bucket haha ! Fucking kill everyone who can afford 100 dollar platesOr is this fucking smug
>>542202471Real Americans do this >>542202454you're just a weak faggot who does nothing
Texas BBQ is overrated. Really everything in Texas is overrated. It's the most bait-and-switch State in the US. Fuck HEB (even Kroger stores are better), fuck TexMex (Southwest food is better), fuck Whataburger (even Wendy's is better), fuck Buc-ees (overpriced tourist goyslop). Also the weather sucks (oppressive heat 9 months of the year that keeps you indoors) and it's 80% brown, you are lucky if your tap water isn't as brown as the state with all the incompetent/corrupt spics running the infrastructure.
>>542196006>overpriced slop instead of making the same thing at home alot cheaper and without sprinkles of rat shit>voluntarily eating anything cooked with gutter oil or touhed by a chinkThese both are genuinely retarded.
>>542196006Do Americans really eat that much? That must be over 2000 kcal.
>>542196006>texas bbq>dryThe whole point of cooking the meat that way is so it stays juicy.
>>542203111Disgusting video, why are Americans so obsessed with watching homos eating food in a faggy way while they say stupid interjections like wooooooow non stop? Work like a horse till dead so you can eat like a pig.
>>542196510Peak Goyslop
>>542198632Meh
>>542202454Hepatitis C remains infectious up to 5 days after being dry on surfaces
>$100 for slop>actually paying this absurd ransom (*citations needed)The market sets the price.
>>542196595At least the west has browns with high birthrates..
>97$ and they give you WONDERBREAD
>>542202002>beer, mac, salad, picklesWhat do you mean?
>>542198632its all black and they dont put the cancer part away they act like its good for you or something.
>>542198632BBQ is good and all, but you have to be brain dead to be paying the fine dining prices for it.
>>542196006I'd sooner kill myself than eat asian food, too much sodium. It's why they're short as fuck.
>>542196006>unseasoned goysloptimmy food is disgusting. who even eats that kmao
>>542205609its seasonsed with coal (the black part)
>>542205574They have a greater life expectancy than mutts, and the smoke cigarettes like chimney's too.Chinks eat a banquet of veggies and meats every single day. Same with Japan and Korea, although they are facing a fertility crisis now.
>>542196006bought a pit boss 4 years ago.paid for itself the first time i made brisket.its insanely low cost to make your own bbq, and make it good.
>>542205785>muh life expectancyyou're not gonna live forever faggoteat and enjoy, cause you're gonna die
>>542196431You really have no idea what you're looking at, you just think you do.It looks like charred meat to people who have never had it, the hardest thing to do is convince people to take the first bite. Your eyes are being deceived.
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