>>542198934I'd be too drunk to remember
Politely because I'm not a nigger
I'd look into buying the company or just resign normally. I like what I do.
>>542198934what kind of dumb nigger would I have to be to play the lottery in the first place??
>>542199880An American
Why would I quit? My job isn't suffering to me. I'd just use the money to start a business on the side and go down to part-time.
>>542199880Zoomers and Gen Alpha are now addicted to gabling thanks to polymarket and Kalshi. So really just one of them.
>>542198934By never showing up again. Corporations don’t give a single fuck about you.
>>542198934I'm scared that winning the lottery won't pull me out of my depression
>>542198934What job?
>>542198934Part time hours, then once I'm bored give a two week's notice, I like my job. Extra hours I'd use to study STEM topics, and languages even harder and pursue the arts.
two chicks at the same time
>>542198934You don't need to win the lottery to quit your job.I did, I became a stay at home dad. Life is better that way.
>>542202046solve the captcha faster next time. beat you by 17 seconds. fuckin a
>>542198934I’d brag about it and spend it all on hookers and alcohol. Then I’d come back and ask for my job because I wasted it rather than hiring people to help me with it for a Jewish fee
Act goofy and get fired.
I don't think I'd call in. That would keep them from giving me a reference so I couldn't get another job. That would make me invest it and limit spending so I would never have to work again.
>>542202118I saw that! Great minds think alike.
>>542198934>quitI finally got one of those lifer jobs at a White suburban school district where the take home pay sucks but the benefits/pensions/compensation package is worth 68k a year On top of that I get 10 vacation 3 personal and a dozen sick days that roll over with every school holiday paid off like Labor Day and Veterans Day and the usual dozen or so of them all government employees get.I would try to get into one of the part time positions or the best shift of 4 -10 hour days that some guys get for taking the weekend coverages.All while setting up a profit making business to use that money to work for me while also using the (((system))) to pay for everything else that I could possibly need through the (((business))) so any (((profit))) is (((reinvestment))) into (((deprecating assets))) so minimal taxes to pay other than the base income from the job that takes the worse bite.You can lease vacation properties, pay for (((legitimate))) “services” , city center storefronts or even condos, and change fleets of vehicles yearly to spend any pre tax profits on lifestyle upgrades and just pay no taxes on the 0 profit you show your made.
Depends on the money. I use my job to socialize now.
>>542198934Gorilla Pimp slapIt's where you take your right hand, and cock it all the way back till it touches your left heel. And then you let it rip across somebody's face
>>542198934Job?>>542200821ditto.But when you can't get out of bed you can just pay someone to go get your groceries and clean your house. You can even pay someone to wipe your ass if you want.So the lesson is, that it's better to be depressed with money than without it.
>>542198934I don't work for zorro ranch. Why would I win the lottery
>>542198934I'd just stop showing up, after a few weeks someone would notice.
I wouldn't.I would work for myself, building stuff I like to build.Lottery win is usually a curse so better not let it change your life much.
I'd move to some cheap country and hire a bunch of local women to be surrogates and carry my ivf babies using white donor eggs from intelligent and beautiful women who would have never fucked me before I won the lottery.
>>542198934What job? I haven't had a job since Bitcoin broke $4000.
>>542205819Funny you should mention that, I'm literally doing that this year. Argentina.
>>542198934Quietly and respectfully?
>>542198934Job?Where do you think you are?
>>542198934I'd buy the business, fire myself, then sell the business for a nice profit.
>>54220211809:00 and 10:43 is not a difference of 17 seconds fyi
>>542198934I wouldn'tYou have to remain an incognito lottery winner, because if people know you won, they're going to kill you or worse. Things would go on like nothing ever happened for a while, the only discrepancy being the few time I'd leave work early for "doctor appointments" (meeting with lawyers, establishing trust funds, NGOs, etc). Then, one day, I put in my two-week notice, family issues or something, and quietly enter a new life
>>542198934Give them all the notice they need to find and train a replacement, move to a 32-hour work week, and just politely serve out my notice period.Least I could do after they kept paying me while I was in the hospital for ~4 months.
Santa Claus
>>542198934I'd just call and tell my boss i wouldn't be working there anymore. Companies arent loyal to employees, why'd you show them any type of respect?
>>542199880Eh, I play like 6 dollars a week. That’s like 300 a year. I don’t have any other vices like drinking, smoking, drugs, other types of gambling, goynip tv subscriptions etcetera. I don’t impulsively buy food I don’t need or shit online I don’t need through Amazon or steam.I can afford it. Let me dream of a better life.
>>542209564You gotta do the time honored tradition of giving a notice.
>>542198934I wouldn't
>>542198934After quitting I would hang out in boomer tourist spots and make it clear I am never working again.
>>542198934>How would you quit your job after winning the lottery?i wouldn't.no one would know if i won the lottery.
>>542198934I would keep going. I only do so out of spite. Yes all I do is take bathroom breaks to beat my dick and go to the break room to talk up the snizz while I waste time making coffee. My goal is obviously to get paid to be as unproductive as possible. This economy is fake and gay because I do everything possible to get fired and cant. This system is so fake man lmao, it’s a psyop by the government to justify paying people what is essentially a goyim budget for playing theater. It’s just all adult daycare everyone is faking everything and this country is nothing but a house of cards. Yet it keeps crawling along so long as the goyim are content with scraps and crumbs. It is a humiliation ritual and I jerk off and cum at them like Diogenes taught me. Fuck authority and your gay passive aggressive office banter shit.
>>542209602Nah. They'd fire me in a second if it meant saving money to make their profits look better at the end of the year. If i win tge lottery, me calling a few hours before shift starts to get them know I quit gives them enough time to find some other slug willing to come in and cover the shift. That's as much respect as they'd get from me.
>>542209673Not bad cunt, not bad. The jew hates your kind the most. And I salute you.
>>542198934I literally only play a $3 bingo or crossword scratch off maybe 3 times a year. I like them, because they take awhile to play so I figure even if I don't win I'm getting the entertainment value for the $3. I don't even know what the top prize is for a $3 scratch off but I know it's not enough to quit my job.
