Why does Serbia suck Russian dick so hard? They have no shared culture or history or language or even borders. I guess they're both nominally Orthodox. My theory is they are both butthurt former hegemons.
Russia started WW1 to save the serbniggers
>>542206059Wasn't that more of a>I hate turks>NO WAY ME TOO
>>542206010>hey goys, stop being friends and shit. You’re supposed to destroy each other for greatest ally’s benefit.
>>542206010>Similar language>Similar faith >WW1>Never bombed usThat's it
>>542206704You forgot most important thing: they send free semen!
>>542206759Hello Slovak, long time no see
>>542206010If you had a high IQ you wouldn't need to make this thread. Small shitholes see big powers as means to an end. Russophiles think bigger Russia means better circumstances for Serbia. Albanians build statues of Bill Clinton. Etc.
>>542206704Our languages aren't similiar and Russians are barely religious even for performative purposes. Otherwise that's more or less right. They are not our friends but they didn't bomb us. They're an enemy state since 1917, but did less damage to us than others.
>>542206847>Our languages aren't similiarlook into slavenoserbski>Russians are barely religious even for performative purposesand we are, on average, are barely religious for performative purposes.
another topic: how accurate is this meme
>>542206929Slavenosrbski was an "artificial" language not spoken by the commons here.>and we are, on average, are barely religious for performative purposes.You cannot relativise untrue statements just because you would love to. There is a huge difference between Serbs and Russians from any top 5 Russian cities. R
>>542207049>You cannot relativise untrue statementshow is it not true? How many people do you know that go to church on the regular? Especially young people
>>542207434Going to church regularly is not performative. Of course you could call it that but let's not be too rough on the christcucks.Most Serbs celebrate slava, most Serbs burn badnjak, most Serbs celebrate christmas. Most Serbs believe in God generally. Russians are mostly atheists who don't really hold any cultural or religious traditions and they themselves tell you that.
>>542207594plus they organize gay parades in nandorfehervar
>>542206010>a serb literally establishes the first russian empire>hurrr no shared culture or history
>>542207943>burned at stake as sorceresswhy russians hate serbs so much they burn them on stake
>>542207594exactly, they don't go to church. It's all performative
>>542208063>veštica iz srbijemore at 11
>>542206704dope, when are you leaving ?
>>542208604we gave medal to her (for subverting west)
>>542208654Never, I like it here
>>542208699>t. I like it here
>>542206010>My theory is they are both butthurt former hegemons.Pretty much this, in the yugo war only russkies backed them. Also russians have lost their true orthodox religion due to commie suppression, today its unrelated to tsarist era. Only in balkans orthodoxy is alive and less corrupted (Greece, Bulgarian, Romania and Serbia).
>>542208745>less corrupted
Turks don't deny their crimes, they just don't care.S*rbs and Russians will try and whataboutism their way out
>>542206010The last time Russia started a world war for them pic related happened. Didn't Russia sold weapons to Croatia in the Yugoslavian war?
>>542206010>They have no shared culture or history or language or even borders.That's why. Without Ukraine and Romania in between it and Russia, Yugoslavia would be a member of EU for last 20 years.
>>542208889in a faulty way with respect to tradition, immoral heads exists in all churches.
>>542208745>Russia backed Serbia during the 90sNo, literal marvel tier fantasy story.
>>542208745>in the yugo war only russkies backed them.Greeks unironically did more. Russia sold weapons to Croatia
>>542209899So why do you suck so much Russian cock?
>>542206010Orthodox christcuckery.
>>542210006see >>542206704
>>542206010>zero days without homosexual fantasies stay strong eglin sister
>>542210042Russians raped 1 million serb women when they "liberated" you in WWII.
>>542208740COVЛ
>>542210042Besides using a form of Cyrillic, the languages aren't similar at all
>>542210134communist propaganda doesn't see it that way so your average retard doesn't see it that way either
>>542210134>1 millionActually 2 billions lol. Also, tf tp.
>>542210431>>542210624
> his grand-grand-parents fleed Europe because they hated it so fucking much> he still cares about Europe instead of his new world shitholeWhat's the reason for such behavioUr?
Ukraine sold Croatia billions in weapons in the 90s against sanctions. They killed lots of Serbs
>>542211244>Ukraine sold Croatia billions in weapons in the 90s against sanctions. They killed lots of Serbs
>>542211113I know, but 1 million lol. But I guess in cultures that donate to women who murder three children, everything is believed in.
