Trump steps off Marine One after raging against Canada, looking CHAOTIC and FRIED. He seems to snap at the pilot, forgets the traditional salute to the marines right in front of him, fumbles his jacket, and walks like a zombie.
Why are pajeets so ugly and stupid??
bumping
>>542216046Don't insult our miga allies and the VP's kids.
>>542215903The President, arguing with someone? No!
>>542216046pipe down lil bro, we ganna rename to texass and make it blue state bitch
Trump is such a pissy bitch
>>542215903he big mad at the pilot because the landing was a bit bumpy and the bumped his head inside the food trolley
>>542215903Marine One doesn't stock Huggies. He probably squished a dooky during landing
What an asshole.
>>542215903Imagine dealing with this fucking retard every day, diaper smell and all. You almost have to be a criminal just to get along with him, because I doubt he tolerates anyone who has a moral conscience
>>542215903>traditional salute to the marinesdraft dodger supposed to salute real soldiers?kek
>>542215903>>542216046>>542216125>>542216159>>542216256I had a dream last night that Trump was airing a speech from the Oval Office and then he got mad and started kicking the phone and swearing like a dementia patient. I am not a TDS liberal and I voted for Trump twice (first election I was old enough but not registered). I have never dreamt about Trump before. What are the socio-geo-political implications?
>>542216942>real soldiers>guarding marine oneCome on now, these are the same guys fucking your sister at RAB.
>>542215903>pouting because he isn't getting his waylmao what an absolute child
>>542217040He has become biden 1.5 but with even more judaism. He even tripped going up the stairs.
>>542216994How do they choreograph/coordinate the end of their salute like that? Does one of them blink three times, or something?
>>542216046Its all the poop they eat
>>542217181It's like in Vonnegut's Sirens of Titan, the soldiers have brain implants that shout orders at them/play drums in their brain 24/7.>Rented-a-tent, rented-a-tent, rented-a-rented-a-tent, a-tent.t. All they hear in situations like this. Best thing is they get em in the barracks while they're sleeping so they don't even know they've been chipped. They think it's "PTSD" when they're out.
>>542216994>these are the same guys fucking your sister at RABProject harder mutt boy lol.https://archive.is/LYs86
>>542215903>that slouchThe day is coming my friends
>>542217394So you're saying the men occupying your nation and your women are literal cuckolds themselves?How does it feel to be a cuckold's cuckold?
>>542215903They got a mirror on the cockpit door, and he is practicing?
>>542217451> mutt spewing its petty gibberish againLOL lower your tone mutt boy.
bumpp
lmao seeing muttjewricans getting btfo by some random memeflag, top kek right here lads
>>542217579Kek show flag kike
>>542216939i probably would've snapped and just killed him at this point>officer i swear i don't know what happened, he just started seething about iran and choked on his daily slop big mac!
Are you all still huffing that McAdrenaline?
Go touch grass
>>542216452Probably the closest to what actually transpired as we're going to get in this thread
>>542215903literally none of that happens
>>542218580lol sure you would gypsy
bump
>>542216125lmao you can't bump your thread you newfag
>>542215903Oh shit, what'll he rename next? Lake Sarperior? Lake Eerie (too spoopy)? Maybe refocus to Greenland and replace the name of some creek that's 35 consonants and a click? On pins and needles lads.
>>542215903I donno where this guy gets the energyHonestly he's got the heart and stamina of a donkey
>>542221054the desire to always be right and make yourself known is strong
>>542216947I had a dream one time that I got shot in the stomach and everyone ignored me except for Trump who put me in his s car and started driving me to the hospital but on the way some kids flipped him off so he pulled over and started flipping them off too and wasted so much time doing that that I died in the front seat.I think about that often.
>>542216947You want to get Epstein'd by Trump. MAGA cock all night long.
>>542221054He is skilled in the art of being hated. He can make anyone hate him.This is his only skill.
i thought he travelled in a catering box? his catering box can fly? they fly now?
Now imagine Obongo doing this.
>>542221567I really can't.
>>542215903Maybe he can't find his favorite yarmulke.
bumpity
>>542215903>trying this hard to pretend Trump is worse than Biden
>>542224405By every measure yes, Trump is worse, and anyone who is not a liar or a traitor understands this perfectly.
MUUURCAFUCK YEAH!something something something FUCK YEAHMURCA FUCK YEAH!FUCKY FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK YEAH!
>>542216322Kill yourself, streetshitting vermin
>>542224405Is biden ok?
