MOUNTAIN DUNE CRICKETS CAPTURED OUT NEWEST MOST SECRET SUB TECHNOLOGY LESS THAN A YEAR OLD!!!!!!WHAT WILL THESE SAVAGE SANDNIGGERS DO TO OUR BRAVE SUB-KUN~~~~!???>he cute
>its over
>>542220156A UUV just glided under my houseboat.
>>542220225ai integrated lotr larp tech designed by zionist thieves doesnt work?
>>542220156Fake and gay stop believing iranny tranny AI
>>542220303Did you at least try to pee on it?
>>542220156
>anduril>most advancedthey're a joke within the military contracting space. they build cheap toys that pretend to look futuristic.
>>542220399Hey dipshit have some respect. A real fat American greaseballgoy designed our best toys in the Middle East. He is currently grieving knowing those sandniggers are doing unspeakable things to our sub-kun~~~
>>542220156>someone stops playing a MMO>comes back a decade later>tries to use the same meta, gear, and playstyle from when the last played>doesn't work, countless expansions have dropped>continues to talk shit because they were #1 on the server back then>starts to realize the entire game has changed since then>t-this used to be BiS legendary gear! ha! take that!>gets wrecked anywaysthis is how I imagine the US acting when it comes to any actual warfare in modern era
>>542220400>seething dogfucker
>>542220724after mod retro's game boy color + nintendo 64 remakes, Palmer Lucky is a real one imo
>>542220843What’s funny is the chinkoids started using these BEFORE COVID and we’re just now releasing the same shit except we’re letting sandniggers kidnap and rape ours
>>542220843>this is how I imagine the US acting when it comes to any actual warfare in modern eralike russia? pffft lol
>>542220156This is equivalent of the British capturing the Enigma machine
>lying desert rape rats lie againRemember when they said they sank one of our aircraft carriers then posted AI slop as "proof" and libtards believed it out of spite for DRUMPF!?
>>542220843This is all projection. Shittoids like you will lie and cope till trumpets sound and bowls of pestilence are poured.
>>542220156I'm almost as excited for the showcase as I was for Iran's release of the Epstein files.
>>542220303Heh very good
>>542221247>it’s over
>>542220849>seething goatfucker
>>542221401For you
>>542221381I am honored that eglinigger CPL Jackson-Ramirez has graced my thread with his presence. How’s the weather in eglin?
>>542220156Seems they made it a bit too advanced.
How much did this cost and why couldn't we have achieved the same thing with a GoPro strapped to a dolphin?
>>5422218163 million dollars
>>542221247>>542221559it's a glorified remote control submarine with unproven AI tech. anduril has nowhere near the capabilities of more mature military contractors like lockheed martin or raytheon. they can barely get a contract with the airforce with their CCA program. even ukraine told them to fuck off because their products are so shit.
>>542221816A modest $2,500,000 goyim. Really a deal when you think about it!
>>542220225>>542220399What's with jews and the lotr, anyway? I get that Tolkien was one of the earliest of the modern iteration of christgolems. But normally jews don't eat where they shit like this.
>>542220156>will be showcased on state TV in the coming hours>mfw that never happens and OP is a lying nigger as usual
>>542220156>>542220225>irgc press conference begins>scuttle charges detonate
>>542221960Tolkien was the OG shabbos goy.
>>542222076>getting captured was apart of my plan
>>542220843This except they were never actually good. USA has never won a war.
>>542222058Hello swedenigger. Are your regular buddies leaking from your containment thread again?
>>542222192>gulf war
>>542221947Holy cope.
>>542220303>Canadian>Loves hockey>Lives on a houseboatIt's MacGyver! Hey Mac!
>>542222245Never heard of that
>>542220156Our military is a meme
>>542222327Being proud of your ignorance is now a euro trait.
>>542221960it's to make tolkien (which they hate) unsavory to the goyem. now when you hear palanatir do you think of lotr or of a jewish company? it's just the usual repurposing and redirecting of language in an attempt to give their trivial brands a noble aura and also to create a neo-mythology replacing the original mythology. it's the same reason why all superhero movies repurpose and reinvent all the old pagan gods.
>>542220156If Trump doesn't air strike them the moment they take it out of the water and take it to where ever they're going to take it to present it and reverse engineer it, he's a pussy.
>>542221947Anduril is the future model for US defense contracting. They can rapidly prototype and deliver under budge and ahead of schedule.And clearly the US military is buying their shit. Whine more.
>>542222530implying they didn't dive it down into a cave connected to one of their facilities
>>542222530Bro, it's been in a cave for several days now.
Stray fishing nets can be so pesky
>>542222530Reversed
>>542220156Trojan horse delivered, lol
>>542222530They can't reverse engineer the AI that drives it. All they have is the hardware.
>>542222292>>542222654>shilling for andurili know friends in the military contracting space. no one is impressed by their stuff. they make toys.
>>542220156>Source: Some durkas on twitterYAWNkys OP
>Trojan whale
>>542220225Let me guess, one of Trump's kids has big investments in this meme company.
>>542222705I'm legitimately surprised it uses an exposed prop and not a pumpjet.
>>542222806That's how it starts but over time they will establish themselves.
>>542220156Ayy lmao
>>542221247Not really.The drone is like a thin client. There's nothing much of interest in there besides the software and that is encrypted.
>>542220843This metaphor is retarded.The US in this case would be the Number one pay to win player that has been dominating the meta since it came out. Stupid nigger.go lose a few more ayatollas
>>542222530Airstrike with what? Thoughts and prayers?
>>542222837Thiel and Vance control it.
>>542222758they'll replace it with AI that wasnt trained to never criticize jews so it wont be as retarded as yours
>>542220717why were they even deployed in that area then?Now that Iran has the tech soon they will reverse engineer it and develop underwater shaheed subs. Pack it up boys navies are done.
>>542220225>AndurilIt's a nothingburger.It's made withs from Alibaba and Wish.com and an nVidia chip and a nice paintjob.
>>542222806Unmanned drone swarms are the future. Anyone who thinks otherwise shouldn't be in the defense contracting business.
>>542220843>DUH VIDEO GAMESgo back, shitskin faggot
>>542223115That's actually perfect for them to create the next low budget underwater anti ship sub-drone.
>>542220156Potentially comfy thread if true. Have a bump
>>542222837You’re a smart goy. We’ll kill you first.
>>542220156That's probably has some anti gravity tech on it. It's joever.WW3 soon.
>>542223153>*some kid hacks your unmanned drone swarm to attack you instead*nothing personel mr defense contractor
>>542223115So you’re saying total chink victory (again)???
>>542220843I think it's more like the player never played against anybody older than 12, while he had all the best in game purchase gear possible. +all that shit you said.We've never actually fought against anybody who has AA systems, radars, fighters jets, drones, GPS, missiles, or anything else that isn't 25+ years old.Also, we haven't fought against anybody with a true military industrial capacity.
>>542220990> except we’re letting sandniggers kidnap and rape oursKek same thing as all the illegal shitskins. They get to just do whatever
>>542223336underwater nerve gas dispersor
>>542223088yeah im sure iran will start building AI datacenters just to use it. you're better off using shaheds and torpedo boats than whatever anduril is making and im not even joking
>>542220843When was the last time USA won a war without 20 other countries helping?
>>542222121Yeah, tons of shabbos goys portray jews as greedy selfish beings that don't help anyone else.
>>542223336its a glorified remote controlled toy boat
>>542220156Epstein class loses once again
>>542222806Your friends are probably upset that their company takes 9 years to develop something. I own stock in old US defense stuff like RTX and GD but clearly the US military is buying Anduril, they are valued at like $60 billion and growing. Take your emotions out of this dude.
>>542220156That reminds me of the time over a decade ago when they overrode the reaper drones signals making it think it was at altitude and made it land
>>542223366Maybe if the kid has a supercomputer controlled by military grade AI that can control hundreds of drones at once. It's as simple as launching them with targeting parameters within a zone of choice, then shutting off any outside connections. All the drone has to do is facial recognition scan and fly in. Of course its not going to distinguish between military and civilians.
>>542220156If it's real, it's wired with 10lbs of C4 and a "dead sandnigger storage" encrypted receiver. Militaries have been destroying equipment, that might be captured, for thousands of years.
>>542221960They are making it a point to muddify and ridicule every piece of important literature, which contains sensible life lessons & messages.
>>542223741What this anon said basically >>542222507
>>542221960You are the dumbest of gorilla niggers. Why did they kill Christ again? What does the talmud say about Christ? Do a flip faggot
>>542223277Oh great, them reverse engineering our drones and cooking shaheds was already bad enough to put uncle sam on his knees. In a couple months we're going to have to deal with submarine drones torpedo'ing aircraft carriers too. Great.
>>542223708I'll bet $100 they DIDN'T do any of that.The problem isn't really Iran having this drone, it's that Iran will give it to Russia and/or China to back engineer.The only really unique part is probably the signals encryption hardware (if it even has that).
>>542223547anduril doesn't build sixth gen fighters, attack helicopters, or nuclear powered ships. they make cheap drones.
>>542221960> But normally jews don't eat where they shit like this.Anon there is no race more schizo about recursive symbolism and mythology than the jews. Judaism is a philosophy not a religion.
>>542220156israel gave iran its exact coordinates and heading. kikes made a side deal with china for the tech. never ever trust jews.
>>542223977This. Studying the US tech is exactly why Russia and China are backstopping Iran. Now that Iran has captured a live one Russia and Chingxhong are going to triple down on their efforts to making sure Iran btfo Israel’s golem
>>542224025Yes, and? Drones are far more effective in the modern day and age we live and will only become more effective weapons as AI achieves AGI.In the future, wars will require less manpower and nations will be able to commit "microwars" against eachother on a whim, despite public approval. Because they will no longer even need the public to fill combat roles.
>>542223884>>542223977when did iran share american tech with russia and china to reverse engineer? my understanding is iran reverse engineered our drone(shaheed) and then sold it to russia and then russia bought the license to manufacture it.
>>542220156Contemporary engineers are stupid as fuckDidn’t even have a self destruct function
>>542221075>like russia?whataboutism only makes you look more retarded and weak btw
>>542222758They can just reprompt it to make copies of itself.
>>542224249This is who designed it. Does he inspire confidence?
>>542220156There are 4 possibilities1. Consequences of DEI/H1B hiring 2. It was made specially just to test it's vulnerabilities while there is another UUV project that will be far far better 3. Iran got brand new technology 4. Iran found a cave reserve full with genie lamps
>>542224199Your understanding is wrong. The shahed was developed in Iran natively We don’t make anything here and haven’t for a very long time
>>542224375Of course not I will say it again: contemporary engineers are stupid as fuck The good ones (me) refuse to work for ZOG
>>542224400I like option 4, not because I have a stake in this race I just like the fantastical. Just like the Persian air force are dudes with aks and magic carpets
>>542220225>AndurilSo it's useless garbage. The main thing the IRGC will learn from it is that America is hopelessly corrupt and can't make anything new that works.
>>542224172theyre only good to kill niggers with AK's not a more conventional enemy that has electronic warfare capabilities and integrated air defenses.
>>542224375He looks like the type to have hanged around Lindsay Graham
>>542223525>tons of shabbos goys portray jews as greedy Yes. That is a fundamentally impotent critique of the jews and one that kikes are comfortable with.
>>542220156That's a trojan horse retards this is classical 5D chess by President Trump
>>542223708Pathetic migger cope.
>>542220156not like they would be able to reverse engineer it. China could, i guess, but these days it's more about the material science and programming than just engineering
>>542221247no it isn'tthe entire lesson crypto people learnt before ww2 was to design ciphers that rely on keys for their strength rather than the machine itself, so losing the cipher machine to the enemy doesn't hurt you much.if you are aware of this and were doing it tongue-in-cheek then I apologise
>>542220990The trucks have a serial number each. The 'hi tech submarines' have the same serial number, as if theyre just a mock up meant to fool people.
>>542221960Tolkien perverted classic European literature like Nibelungenlied by turning them into children's stories. Jews love perversion and inversion.
>>542224488Same, I bet we would be friends irl
>>542224499You are restarted if you think modern militaries won't be using drones against each other in mass during WW3
>>542220156drone is full of explosives and dangerous materials.so it can be detonated live on TV killing their propoganda wing all in a single shot LMFAO
>>542224718Sad migger cope.
>>542224640Still underestimating Iranians?
>>542224709im sure they would but something that can be destroyed with microwaves doesn't seem future proof. iran and russia has showed traditional ballistic missiles and hypersonics are still very reliable at destroying things from far away while still being hard to shoot down. maybe anduril should focus ballistic missile technology instead.
>>542221247lol, no it isn’t.
>>542220156incoming rod from god on that parade lol
>>542220225>yfw this thing can be remote detonated
>>542220225>AndurilInto the trash it goes
>>542220225All they will find inside is lithium batteries, some shitty jetson sbc, and hobby sub servos all covered with epoxy so water doesnt get in lmao.The MIC is a scam.
>>542224990it would be if the engineer wasn’t a fucking retard like the vast majority of contemporary engineers
>>542220156>"most advanced"Not even close you don't see "most advanced" in the field it will be in testing.I wonder how many components were made in china in it?
>>542220156>>542220225I hope they are smart enough to faraday cage it
if i could genocide a group of people it would be contemporary engineers working for zog
>>542222945strait status?
>>542222507>an attempt to give their trivial brands a noble auraGood point. Really irritates me how these brands are getting named, not because I like lotr (not a fan desu) but because its so blatant why the names are being used.
>>542224768not really, they dont even have the sub. its just all fake and gay.iran has released literally zero credible real info its all fake and AI.also ive killed 12 muslims personally, so im the opposite of mad. I am happy :)
>>542223865This would've got you put in a camp.
>>542225205Probably right.Anduril seems like a weird illusion getting pushed because everything they do is stuff thats already been done. I dont get it.Boeing has been making sub drones for years now.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-7100591/Navy-starts-building-new-massive-50-ton-undersea-attack-drone.html
>>542222245Did it ever end or have we just been taking breaks?
>>542220156I bet it was a woman piloting it
>>542220724Kek! Underrated post.
>>542220156I got $100. bucks saying that it explodes on national tv when it gets showcased.IT WAS A TRAP!
>palantir>andurilWhat's next? The One Ring?
>>542220724Lock me inside a room with this guy for a couple of hours
>>542224375Wow this guy is so me. I wish to grow up just like that chud.
If Iran really was winning they wouldn't need to pretend shit like this was important.
>>542222654>delivered straight into enemy hands ahead of schedule
>>542223644its not going to distinguish between your and enemy eitherwhat if you shut down outside connection with coordinates being your capitol right next to your parliment?
>>542222945Why does America get defeated by illiterate goat herders for example in Vietnam and Afghanistan while small country like the UK is actually winning wars against even literate countries for example Argentina? America is pretty much a total paper tiger at this point. In fact America has only won wars with the help of euro allies. Without them you get wasted. Just as an aside if I ever get defeated or killed by an illiterate goat herder I'm voluntarily sending myself to hell because I would feel to much shame to look jesus in the eye in heaven.
>>542220156/k/opers, our cope?
>>542220156Fake news! You lost tranny!
>>542220156lollmaoIran you're alright. Maybe when this is all over we can visit the Straight of Hormuz together. As frens.
>>542221947>anduril has nowhere near the capabilities of more mature military contractors like lockheed martin or raytheon. they can barely get a contract with the airforce with their CCA programmaybe it's because they work more on tech than on lobbying DC? just a thought
>>542221960Gaythiests truly are snowflakes
>>542220843This is 100% Asmongold lmao
I think this is a nothing burger because I would bet 3 Troy Oz gold that your greatest allies probably already sold this tech to china for a few shekels and Iran could just get it from them. So it's only really embarrassing more than anything.
>>542226404Sir you will be required to wear a condom. We can't polish aids infest America
>>542225573>>542227673Migger cope never ceases
>>542227777Checked. But, you lost tranny!
>>542227777checked, trip-quads of truth
>>542227817pic rel mental midget
>>542227817The American always thinks of homosexuality first
>capture sub>it's actually a bombThis could end hilariously.
>>542220303Canadian plumber at it again.
>>542220225>andurilSo its fucking garbage. Anduril doesn't make anything. I thought this was the Boeing Orca or something actually serious being captured.Andruil has drones so shit that the Ukranians don't use them. The highest selling item from Anduril, and you can check this yourself on IHS haystack, is a radar system that they purchase from Leonardo DRS and they slap some shit software on it and call it their own. Their HUD to the army was ridiculed for being so fucking comically bad it was absurd.Anduril is a scam company. They do as little as possible and only spend money on marketing and the facade of it being a defense corporation. Not sure if this is their goal 100% of the way or if Luckey is just trying to gather capital and eventually hire people that know shit about shit, but as of now nothing they make works, and like the swede said, its all made of chinese parts.
>>542220156WE LOST TRANNY
>>542224876>sank the Abe Lincoln>7 timesLosers. Can't even do shit right. I bet you only side with them because you have some weird underdog fetish.
let me throw all those overpaid engineers into a valcono, please I even said please
>>542228580I hate you Zionist occupied retards 9/11 should have been your wake up call
>>542220724>>542220849>goyHe wishes. He's a fucking Jew and its why his shit doesn't work.
>>542221247not even close, but it's literally how iran got shaheeds, so it's not good for burgergoyim
>>542227864Who's that guy, what did I lose? And rich calling me a tranny when your country actually invented the concept of a tranny I still don't understand American conception of sex
>>542228247Miggers really workshopped this cope
>>542228795>acting like you aren't a chinksect shillMove along, you tiny-dicked faggot
>>542220156>>542220225>AndurilLuckybros, not like this
>>542228862>immediate migger seethingDamn I called it
>>542220156Impressive. How did they capture it? Do you think they simply threw a rope around it and hauled it in?
Wtf is a trip quad some type of muscle?
>>542227863>migger migger migger>anyone who says anything contrary to my stupid shit is a migger!STFU idiot
>>542220724Sweet mane
>>542221381Im actually fully convinced we cant take China at all now after this Iran debacle.
>>542228675All the dropping of red pills was a waste of time You regards dont want to learn
>>542220843>this is how I imagine the US acting when it comes to any actual warfare in modern eraThis is the chud version of "OMG guys can you believe it this war is just like Harry Potter!"
Remember when iran "captured" US underwater drones that were advanced... they used them against us.I always suspected the technology was delivered to them! Like much of US technology was generally delivered to others via ukraine for one, allegedly even intercontinental shit. As apparently rumors went ukraine made them and sold them to indonesia who then did to China. Ballistic shit.Not to mention how US weapons snd including misles ended up in Mexico used against US. Probably reverse engineering is a factor as well.Hence the bases closing down world wide and Change.But, remember , ayatolah was sent from Swiss lands! The original young leader. Alsoz iranian scientist were working in eu un labs world wide as per French legion leaks decade plus ago.iran, at least big part of it is ran by globalist.It was supposed to nuke Israel, then cause wwiii btw all major religions to extension. Draw in major Superpowers to their extinction.Then a new new new world order was supposed to be built by resurfecing globalistas. .I doubt iranian military itself knows about it and what their role is and who they world for!
Compartmentalization turned against US.No longer safeguarding.Now, only utilized to leak and sabotage, suicide.Clearly.Tough times.Doubt Civilization makes it.And I am OK with thst, now. :)
>>542229031>more migger seethinglol
>>542228675You reflexively side with them because they seem to be the underdog. You have this weird delusion that the fucking IRGC is somehow morally superior even with their sponsorship of Hamas, Hezbollah, various Shia militias and the Houthis. You just want to be on the side of the supposedly brave little guys even when they're murderous retards. I bet you think they're externally motivated to do bad things because brownoids are innocents. You can't conceive the possibility that they can be murderous retards because they are.
>>542220156It’s happening a UUV just flew over my house!!!!
>>542220156We left it behind for whatever stupid reason. Seals didn't blow it up cus incompetence crisis is reaching ATHs
>>542230848>gets called a zogtard>thinks saying iran is funding hamas, hezbollah and houthis is a point in his favor???
>The US is some worthless goy nation>Everyone is literally retarded beyond belief>They can do nothing right and they are utterly incompetent>Act like you're hot shit when you steal some robo boat?????????????????????
>>542220156China will make it cheaper
Nuke the fucking place already ffs.
>>542231092Good one bro. You guys do like backing 3rd party killers. Keeps your hands clean.
