It seems that every day, a new Jewish lie is exposed. California surfers did NOT invent skateboarding in the 1950s. It was already a thing in Nazi Germany. Yes, you heard it right! SKATEBOARDING! We know of all the advanced shit the Germans pioneered and invented during that time, as if they were somehow ahead of their time. Now the skateboard has come to light. This is not a joke.> https://www.redbull.com/es-es/tabla-skate-nazi-1943pic rel is Rommel visiting Goebbels' home, where the Goebbels family played with skateboards. There is even video.
>>542252895Rommel was well-known for his aggressive street style. Patton was once quoted as saying "I admired him [Rommel] as a general, but I loved him as skater. Bro would go hella hard."
extreme? perhaps radical?
>>542252895Son of a BITCH!!
>>542252895He was a skater boyshe said see you later boyhe wasn't good enough for hershe had a pretty facebut her head was up in spaceshe needed to come back down to earth
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>>542252895This would canonically be Hitler's favorite skatevid part btw:https://youtu.be/IvqgS2a-Jbs?si=ADVpq2htkIrB4WRp
>>542253547This would be Hitler's close second favorite part of all time:https://youtu.be/Cts_HY8bZwU?si=BVAOb0q_X6vUUJFY
>>542252895God dammit.
>>542253473He was a skater goyThe jews were all haters-oyHe wasn't shabbos enough for yidsThey were all mercantileBurned them on oven-tileThen scattered them in the dirt
>>542253217Lmao>>542253547>>542253614Kino
>>542252895a skateboard is just a large roller skate without the shoe partor a scooter without the handle both have existed since the 18th century
Mike Vallely BTFO.
Why not both?
>>542254671and the malding polish subhuman shows up
>>542254738Kek
this is big !
>>542253479Meanwhile:
> The very last page of Dave Carnie’s book, Boob contains a short piece printed sideways called “Texel” which contains accounts of Nazi Soldiers using skateboard-like devices during WWII. I was so interested in the idea that I began my own research and found further video of the Goebbels and Rommel families using a crude “skateboard” and ramp. It looked to me like the board was a manufactured device, not some improvised contraption.
>>542252895BASEDANDREW REYNOLDS AND BIS DISOBEDIENT NIGGER SLAVES CAN FUCK OFF.ANON EXPLAIN THE ANDREW REYNOLDS SLAVE CLAN[Its funny]
This thread is blessed. Wait and see, if its not already proof enough.Just wait...You'll see!
Mike valley status?
Tell the anons about terry Kennedy Tell the anons about antuan dixonAhhahahahahahhaha
>>542255691STREETSKATER
Jews invented rollerblading
>>542252895>Germans inventing something that brings joy to so many peopleSeems unlikely.
Why the fuck is the article in Spanish or some shit, fucking English motherfucker bitch lasagna
>>542256036It's the only one that exists. That's why it's obscure and someone took so long to find it. Certain parts of south america don't have the same idea of mentioning nazis being taboo. they would never publish that on the english redbull page.
>>542253831underrated
>>542254738*sigh*I fucked Mike VallelyIn 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
video start @0:14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwxsay44LUY
>>542252895the sheer steez of these nazi skaters
>>542254671you're a moron
>>542257100The first skateboards were exactly that which is why they're called "skateboards". The Amish kids ride (amlettes) ride around on wooden shooters with wooden wheels. If you take the handle off, what do you have?
>>542257419you sound like such a poser
>>542252895When we were still happy-go-lucky.
>>542256641the bad guys winning world war 2 ruined human existence forever
>>542256641people always think these documentaries are jewishbut they are always britishthe british are absolutely obsessed with nazis
>>542252895
>>542252895SO HERE I AMDOING EVERYTHING I CANHOLDING ON TO WHAT I AMPRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>542252895>He was a Hitler boy, she said later goy
>>542252895German innovation proves its excellence yet again.
>>542258327>he was a hitler boy, she said see you later goy>he wasnt rich enough for her>now he's got hitler youth>rounding up all the jews>to show frankie girl what she's worth
>>542258327Did you know Tony Hawk has German-American ancestry?https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
>>542258986Who?
It all makes sense now.
>>542252895Hesh! People always said Orange County in the 80’s is what the world would have been like if the Nazis won.
