As they struggle to make Japanese join the military, there had been talking about taking in gaijins. It would be a good move if the main target would be demoralized White gaijins by their governments, they would have easy access to already trained soldiers and with combat experience in Middle East, Africa or Ukraine many already being diehard weeabooshttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260903/p2a/00m/0na/046000c
Where do I sign up
>>542270294>Service guarantees citizenship
>>542270294Die for us Gaijins!
>>542270294Lol the Japanese legions. It will be full of fat weebs and jeets tho
>>542270349Unironically I'd rather die for Nips than dying for whoever I have to die right now
>>542270294intradasting. So I can either die for israel, or die for japan. Japan has anime, israel is ethnically cleansing non-jews.
>>542270294>anime fags die for japan>jeets flood into Japan and take over.>Japan turns into jeetland>profit?
>>542270374Majority of foreigners in Japan are Chinese and South East Asians
>>542270294
>>542270471> South East AsiansAka jeet/asian mutts
>>542270512They are Vietnamese and Philipines
>>542270294>>542270319>>542270349Becoming a zog debt slave of japan is the same as being a zog pig in america.You dumbass goyim nigger cattle have no idea how badly you're being bent over and fucked on the "world stage".
>>542270532All SEA monkeys are mystery meat of jeets and asians (either Chinese or Korean)
>>542270374They have chances to put their hands on already trained soldiers or good material to turn into cannon fodder to fill those ranks by how nice is the political situation in West so they're safe from jeets and fat weebs. Japan is rich, has good living standards, just as it happened with FFL it will happen with Japanese Legion if it gets established to be filled by east euros
>>542270409>So I can either die for israel, or die for japanWhen you think about it, its the same thing
>>542270649these retarded faggots have literally no idea how it's all a bankers' scam.
>>542270644The FFL is filled to the brim with North Africans tho (Algerians, Morocco etc)
>>542270294The fact of the matter is that as a samurai you are a poorly coordinated American doe footed clutz who can barely get out of their mobility scooter and is dim witted at mathematics
>>542270644Kek the japs are going to make you banzai charge the Chinese lines
>>542270349>Die>not killAs you see, gentlemen, the average Tokyoid, sees himself as the defeated, not the defeator, and this is the very reason the daimyo need to hire mercenaries in the first place.Tomotsu Kyruze was the *last* samurai.
>>542270294Future of Japan is the present of Gyppopain.
>>542270666It is not even that hard.>Israel controls US>US controls Japan>Japanese army is proxy of Israel
>>542270294Do they accept ladyboys?
>>542270294>militarizing the jeets so that they have an even easier time wiping out local populationBased right wing leader speedrunning the country wide suicide on behalf of their jewish masters.
>>542270294https://www.oldhousesjapan.com/buythe military pension should cover a smaller house. if you can do military stuff, you can renovate a run down house. so you can easily score a cheap place.there was one i saw in a beach town that had a 1/4 acre garden and was a 10 minute walk from civilization.this seems like a good recruitment strat, i hope they get lots of dispossessed whites who start something of a colony with their Japanese wives over there. it would look like Finland but warmer and on the beach in a few years
>>542270796they have no idea. new rick and morty episode drops on friday night then new funko pop comes out at goymart on saturday. they don't give a fuck beyond that because bucee's has cleaner bathrooms than regular truck stop gas stations and the doctors approved all of this kosher activity.
>>542270294This is not the the first time. Back in the 1800s Japan would hire out foreigners to retrain and serve in the Japanese army. This was not just limited to the military though. They would pay foreigners with expertise in things like engineering, medicine, law to come to Japan and overhaul their entire society.
>>542270799yeah as barracks buck
>>542270349Most whites would rather die for Japan than Israel tbqh
>>542270596t. Face blind retard. I bet you can’t even tell which one is Jap
>>542270898>Don't ask don't tell
>>542270910japan is colonized by ZOG you fucking lunatic.just fucking search up "rothschild japan" on the maps.
>>542270374A fat weeb can stop a bullet too. Hell depending on their BMI, they may be able to stop an entire magazine's worth.
>>542270294I would unironically apply if the pay is decent. It's probably more interesting job than being a slave salaryman. Why don't they employ their hikikomoris in the military? It would be a good place for the men who failed to get careers.
>>542270294french foreign legion is prestigious and long running. any serious country could make their own waffen SS if it's done properly and not reddit batallion style.
>>542270349Legit more worth it than dying for my shithole.
>>542271098>Reddit battalionI wonder how many of them died, and how many came back to the West on their own volition
>>542270986But they have anime titties
Only if I get to command a mecha.No mecha? No banzai!
>>542270294>die for ZOG>via a Japanese proxy armynoonly join the army if the country is invaded or you will be meat grindered in a retarded special military operation. national militaries are merc armies for bankers now.
I really enjoy how this thread is such a pure distillation of westerners' fanatic fetishizing about Japan. Here you have a population of young men who would aggressively scorn joining any of their respective militaries, because it serves ZOG. Unless it is the JSDF, apparently. Because they like anime. I met a girl in college once that was a lot like you guys, but the communist version. Oh yeah, she was all libbed out. But it was her dream to move to South Korea or Japan, which are pretty right wing and traditional when it comes to female beauty and work culture, two things she would have hated even if she got past the politics of whichever government was elected at the time. Very strange. You guys like cartoons that much you wanna plop into an unfamiliar society that's identical to ours, except you don't speak the language and will have no friends there?
zog is zog is zog is zog
if grorious nippon can't get men to enlist then who can? seems in 2026 there are two ways of building a force>bussification>paying 10x average salary
>>542270887>Rick and morty and funko pop are still a thingOk boomer
>>542272105The rules of engagement are too tight. Let them kill who they want. Let them rape and pillage. Let them keep war trophies.
>>542271098>FFLBack then it was a proud prestige even for Europeans to join FFLNow? still prestigious if you don't mind>camaraderie beyond racism with niggers, spics, nafris, slavs, some nepali chinks (Britbong Gurkha rejects), rare seanigs>glorify French civilization supremacy>learn French (colonialism style)there are Whites that enlist there and it is for out of comfort-zone glory unlike the third worlders that simply join for French citizenships.>>542271320many. it's basically ISIS for first world liberals & deluded White nationalists (that couldn't see the kosher label).Those who survived & returned to their Western homeland become redpilled on the reality of war and shill for anti-war & anti conscription
>>542270349THAT'S THE SPIRIT, NIPPON!
>>542270294Based if true. I'm tired of niggers and cuck whites I would happily sign up in fact I would do it for free if it means I get citizenship.t. want to marry a white girl but raise my kids in Japan like Pewdiepie is doing
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>>542270294Bro that won't happen anytime soon.The thing is, Japan is still ostensibly a pacifist nation, so just discussing such things sparks controversy.
>>542274030>Japan is still ostensibly a pacifist nation,And Gaijins are slowly ruining that for them. No wonder they are getting pissed.
>>542273699>>542273716>like Pewdiepie is doinghe got deported
>>542270294that's how roman empire fell
>>542274243I mean how fucking hard is it to update your address?
>>542270294>Stupid gaijin, don't eat on the street.>Stupid gaijin, don't speak loudly.>Stupid gaijin, why don't you surrender your body and soul to the corpohomo?>Stupid gaijin, I hate you.>Gaijin, you should join the army for the glory of the Emperor and for honor.yeah nah, goyin tier moment
>>542274243He didn't get deported.
>>542270294i will travel mongochina to serve in nip milletary, their women have good nips
>>542270349OK but i want korean comfort women, and chinese too if you have them. A nip or two if not. Also, citizenship, and an akiya out in the satoyama, and a couple of wives to help me tend it. I'll bump up the Japanese birth rate.
>>542270349Only if you make anime real... and gundam robots
>>542274030even with china bullying them everyday and trump saying you better send a minesweeper or im gonna cut funding which he cant do so he just alters training exercises last minute like with korea
Imagine serving in the nipponese army. The discipline must be insane.
>>542270594Thank you for the insightful information, ziggerbro!
>>542270294Japan is getting its part of globohomo because jews considered them late compared to the rest of the "civlized" world.
>ITT: retarded weebs thinking they're smart for not falling for jewish propaganda while unironically saying they'd die for Japs because of cartoonsMaybe jews are right about goyim, holy shit
>>542270294do I get a sweet yamamoto nakadashi pussy to marry and have kids with?
>>542277288>Maybe jews are right about goyimyes they are unfortunately
>>542270349I'll die for Japanese pussy if that's what you're offering. If I can pump a tiny kanto prefecture housewife, who cums like a shower, and squeals like a hamster full of mutant happa offspring, my gun is yours. Make me a tenant landowner in a Japanese ghost town where I can farm daikon radishes, and drink with the locals (who don't trust white guys but extend me a friendly courtesy, because I'm one of the good ones), and build gunpla on the weekend, and sink my enormous white cock into my tiny 4 ft asian woman's overly pregnant body before watching anime with her and I'll bleed for the neo-japanese empire. I'll pile the Chinese and Nork heads high, I'll strike fear into their hearts as I bayonet them to death and bring my massive caucasoid body down on their tiny and feeble Asian frames. It would be my great pleasure, to crack open the ribcage of a Chinese commie soldier with my bare hands, like a boiled lobster, and pull his living guts out and choke him with them, so I might plant the flag of the rising sun on Manchurian soil again. Make me the modern equivalent of a Christian Janissary, and put me to the task of purging south East Asia of socialist filth, and reward me with a high quality Japanese wife, and my iron and blood are yours.
>>542270349> get paid> get path to citizenship> all you have to do is military training, which is easier than american military trainingyeah, doesn't sound that bad.
>>542270596whatever you say you seething faggot turk shitskin, jealous they only want White males eh?
>>542270294It might actually not be a bad gig seeing as how using it an actual war would violate Japan's constitution, probably a lot safer than the French Foreign Legion or whateverGonna have to do a lot of disaster relief type stuff though, I honestly think a first responder background is more relevant than a military one for most of what the JSDF actually does
>>542278240Unfathomably based.
>>542270294What do Japanese soldiers even do? Just sit around in domestic bases until they can get veteran status?
>>542270349>dying for globohomo>vs dying for nippontough choice I guess
>>542270294They need LOW MORALS Gaijin after all!
>>542270294At this point. Everyone that does not want to be forced into conscript should just kick off civil war and start killing everyone. Shoot first, shoot again and keep shooting.
>>542270918Look at the outfits
