Buy a farm in Norway and live far as fuck away from globohomo
>>542290133>no forest touching landwhere will you get your free stone and wood?
I'd rather build a big ultramodern house into the side of a mountain overlooking a fjord, but yeah. Norway is gorgeous.
>>542290133Farming is a job that cost you millions of dollars to get.
>>542290133are ag degrees worth it?
>>542290133>Buy a farm in NorwayHow? I'm not a multi millionaire.
>>542290133eccept yoy're surrounded by globohomo crops sprayed with globohomo chemicals weekly which will give you turbocancer and kill you, and your farm goes back to the bank, it doesnt sell and collapses on itself.
>>542290133>farm>in norwaylol, lmao only 3% of norgay is arable and had the absolute shortest growing season in the world
>>542290133No you come to Ohio.
>>542290133Meh seems like a lot of work... plus... Norway? Pass.
>>542290133>farm in Norwayonly gotta work 4 months a year!
>>542290133I'm 1% Norwegian, do I make the cut?
>>542290133is this achievable with my budget?
>>542290226Yes, living around ecologically dead area leads to soul death. But to be fair, it is better than any city and the surrounding suburbs simply due to lack of people
And do what
I would but I'm a American of English decent so your people will hate me more than the arabs that flood your cities.
>>542290133yeah let me just have a cool $300,000 lying around for the land itself
>>542290133Aren't you Lefse munchers one of the most socialist countries on Earth
I'm not a druggie. But what about getting a camper and living in Germany and smoking weed all day?
>>542290133Norgay is global homo. Every norwegian ive met has been cucked beyond belief.
>>542290133>unironically I could do it>I know all about farming>including farm in cold climates etc>since I'm fascinated by prepper stuff>but I'm a cripple so I can't farmlol
>>542290133Will EU bureaucrats come and tell me I'm not allowed to farm because CO2 or something?
>>542290133Too cold
>>542290133Yes, buy a farm in a frigid climate that gets shit sunlight half the year. Plus norwegian food sucks. The only thing norway has going for it is petroleum.
>>542290133Rather move there and get a welfare bunny.
WTF are you talking about. How do you get away from globo? If you could do it as easily as living in the eu you wouldn’t avoid them by farming.The superpoor shills don’t understand words that they copy either.
>>542290133Norway is a totalitarian police state. That's like saying buy a rural property in California and expect to be left alone. The only places you can truly be left alone are based states in America.
>>542290133Ah yes, all the arable and in. *checks notes* the arctic circle and mountains country is bound to be cheap!
>>542291133Buy farm eat Norwegian food?
>>542290133chernobyl ground fallout is still real
>>542290133Why does it look like Denmark?
Sorry. I know what you mean though. The country is nicer than being in towns. People are like unsocialised dogs because of media and academia and w/e. I’m just grumpy, i should have spent the day packing and i’ve been playing vidya and shit posting instead, i’ll have to do it tomorrow, i need sleep. I’m going back to the med for a while now its cooling down out there. I have a suitcase full of clothes that needs washing first though. I better go do something. I need to find all my bits of bollox. Or but more.Beach or sea breaks are good for dodging the stress of having to live on this planet. Drink & eat everything. Swim. Let servants pick up after you. Spend money. It’s the one way i escape my vidya & internet habit. I’d better stop looking at /pol
>>542291581Norwegian breakfast is a slice of bread with a slice of brown cheese and a cup of black coffee, norwegian lunch is a slice of bread with a slice of brown cheese and a cup of black coffee and norwegian dinner is grandiosa frozen pizza except on fridays when everyone in the country eats tacos or a special occasion when they eat salmon or canned meatballs with boiled potatoes. Thats it, thats all norwegians eat
>>542291009Marry a woman and have children to do the farm work
>>542290133>just buy a farm bro
>>542291962Thatswhy the average norge lives twice as long as an amerimutt and cancer by goyslop is not a problem at all.. Btw mutt, you also can eat your greasy cheese pizza, burger and what so ever
>>542292220according to the wikipedia list, life expectancy in usa is 80.9 and 82.9 in norway and norway has higher rates of cancer than the usa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_cancer_rate
Norway doin' great
>>542290133to buy a farm is an American idiom for to die thanks man
>>542290133I'll pull $4M leaf bucks out of my ass and get right on it. Thanks bro, it was all so simple.
>>542290226>bro hasn't played Dwarf FortressObviously the underground tree farm, you fucking idiot.For real though, no easy access to trees is a big killer.You will be paying out the ass for grow lights if you want any decent farming in Norway.Doable if you have a decent job, finances or access to some other big assets.
>>542290133man I thought norwegians are smart. but I met some this year and looked at recent pisa study and man... ure kinda the loser vikings that got lucky with oil and gas arent you? youre like the arabs of europe
>>542294378Norway had a lower living standard than sub saharan africa until they found oil. The smartest thing they did was put it into a sovereign wealth fund instead of blowing it on vanity projects and lambos like the saudis
>>542290133If you are piss poor, do this in Paraguay instead
>>542290825Socialism is when you have safety nets in job security and government mandated healthcare (they are social-democrat anyways)>Carl Marx o algo asii
>>542290133I could do that but i need a norwegian wife first
>>542290133speaking as someone who grew up in a house on a hwy next to corn fields it gets really annoying during the harvest season.Not to mention you get the run off and sprays from all the pesticides and glyphosate
>>542290133Hiw much does it cost to buy land like this?
>>542290133>farm>norwayTurn off the VPN, Rumpcreek. There is no norwegian farmer or fisherman left, it was easier to live on oil neetbux and they have been doing it for decades.
>>54229482140 years of average salary in Bosnia, but you can take a loan there and not pay it back
>>542294595Just a mutt who never saw anything of the world than his incest city can talk that much bullshit^^The average loan in norway is ways higher than yours..
>>542290133Better off buying land in the Midwest for your compound. Better land with mostly Germans around you.
>>542291817I believe this is south of Stavanger where the largest flattest area of the country is, so that is probably why.
>>542292479you know who someone is if he cites a jewish source^^
>>542290133Norway is just as globohomo culturally as the rest of Europe.Norwegians are also gullible sheep that believe the media and government.And then there are the eternal winters. 4 hours of light a day.
>>542290620Better ears hearing just the sounds of nature the winds the birds, etc than putting feces into ears and the redundant but what about when or did see hear *twisted version* of something didn't care for begin, some meme voot contestants or winners of, with while foaming at mouth stfu you idiot
>>542290133Can I live in Norway and be a farmer if I'm a stupid America?
I'd work for room/board there today
>>542294821If you have to ask, then you don't know.
>>542290133>Buy a farm in Norway and live far as fuck away from globohomoI have a farm and it has trees
>>542295156real and true
>>542290133High-visibilty for drone targeting. Very good
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>>542291283>Hey, we need to talk..Top Kek.You knew, at that moment, that a Stiff Jab was already cued up for this asshole.rofl
>>542290133Put me directly on that coastline I see in the background and I'm in.
>>542294708>gives 70% of paycheck away Lmao fucking loser
