HA HAH AH AH AH AH AH
>>542296299YA ALI
>>542296299And then everyone clapped.
>>542296299>"most advanced and classified">designed by this bumbling fucking idiot and his cadre of Jews and Jeets
Lol tRump looks like he's purposely destroying america. I'm surprised ppl still fall for him. He's emptied out oil reserves, our military stockpiles. We've lost our bases and soft power around the world and lost the respect of the world. Cants even handle some algae in a pool. Total clown show.
>>542296299>anduril>most advanced and classified techKWAB
>>542296299>horrific trojan horse>wanted it found>that's why they found itBoom. Hahahahahahahaha
>>542296299Chairman Xi says "thank you, mr. Drumb".
>>542296465What the hell. This guy looks like the human form of a monster energy drink.
I wish these gay jewish demons would stop using names from Tolkien's legendarium.
>>542296299It'll take more time to reverse engineer than it would be to catch up.
>>542296299Lmao Hindus eat cow shit and worship rapists
>>542296605he is the flame of the west
>>542296465>>542296515so you are saying this is old outdated trash?is this why USA cant win against Iran?
>>542296465he has made 2 billion dollar companies what have you done with your life
>>542296733they're just miggers coping and seething, they've become experts at it
>>542296677No worries, chinks will figure it out in a couple of weeks and have their own, improved version early next year.
>>542296299They recovered a malfunctioning attritable asset. I think we'll be fine. It sucks that China's going to get something else to reverse engineer, but it's not the end of the world. When the best they can create for themselves is picrel I'm sure our stuff looks like alien tech though.
>>542296551hahahahahahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vdF6NASMiE
>>542296813Perhaps they'll sell it to the US if Drumb asks nicely.
>>542296299Iran stole 3 MILLION from the US!!
>>542296299>advanced and classified>roundA cyber truck with a stealth coating would have a smaller sonar profile than that piece of shit.
>>542296299>lets bring the super advanced reconnaissance drone to our secret baseAre they retarded?
>>542296465That's a Libertarian take btw, he's not a raped kikeslave.
>>542296299>iran announcesyeah ok
>>542296474>purposely destroying america per CNN, MSNBC, and the trans cooking networkNo, he's downsizing our role as world police. Communism is dead.
>>542296299>will be showcased on state TV in the coming hoursThey said this yesterday. Still waiting.
>>542297021>he's not a raped kikeslaveYes he is, and so are you.
>>542297021Whatever you say, raped kikeslave
>>542296881China already bought two of them off Israel last year.
>>542296881Hold on they just shrunk down an existing fighter without getting rid of the cockpit canopy?
>>542296299>a thing that does what our navy boats do but without people is the pinnacle of technology for 3rd worlderslmao wow it can scan the ocean floor for mines and other shit in the water. The iranians will surely win this war now!
>>542297282the radar system is in there
>>542297322>USA spends many millions on research and development>Iran captures it and now Iran, Russia, China and North Korea get this tech for FREE
>>542296299Just like your computer it will be obsolete in 4 months
>>542297322Start the ground invasion you coward
>>542296299Short Palmer Luckey, he's done.
>>542297370they do that shit anyways you retardthey literally have people sharing everything we create with them.the chinks are STILL incapable of creating anything of value.are you brown?
>oh woe>such humiliatewelp...least i'm not brown! lol!
>>542297475>circumcised shitskin mutt starts lashing outlmao
>>542296758Not scammed people for $2b, for starters.
>>542296299This could be a massive mistake on Iran's part!There could actually be Navy Seals hidden inside who can sneak out at night and open the gates for the American army.I think I've seen something like this in a movie once.
>>542297322>scan the ocean floor for minesI'm pretty sure mines on the ocean floor are not a big issue.
>the most advanced and newest technology They're not going to use the new stuff for Iran, no need for it Also how the fuck would anybody looking in from the outside know that something is "the most classified" ??That's just fucking stupid, this was written for idiots who don't think about what they read at all.
Oh no, now Iran will know where their own sea mines are.
>>542296299Fake news propaganda thread.
>>542296299Kek would be funny if it was packed with explosives and we let them capture it. Unfortunately the people in charge aren't that creative.
>>542297800>They're not going to use the new stuff for Iranso USA is losing because they dont use their new stuff that they allegedly have?is this why USA is losing against Iran?
>>542297333plausible i guess
>>542297871The Jews are that creative They packed cell phones with explosives
>>542297571Elon Page is in there wearing 41 pounds of C4 and holding a dildetonator.
Now you remotely detonate it.
>>542296758>he made He performed countless humiliation rituals and was GIVEN the contract as a face. He designs and directs nothing. Jews need frontmen
>>542298212
>>542297475if they don't have any good weapons why don't you just defeat them in war?
>>542296758>why yes i love sucking gold plated cock
>>542296758not sucking kike cock for breakfast every day at least
>>542296299Why is it always "in a few hours" or "justvwait a fortnight" or "all will be revealed" but it never is?
>>542296465How 2 lose super secret tech tutorial
>>542296299>3rd world, primitive sandniggers think a mini-sub is advanced technologyoh i'm laffin lmfao
>>542296299death to america the great satan!
>>542296465kek, that fat faggot posted this cope 2 hours ago
>>542301108>Why is it always "in a few hours" or "justvwait a fortnight" or "all will be revealed" but it never is?what the fuck are you talkiing about migger-nigger?its not the first time Iran has captured "le wunderwaffe western alien tech"
>>542302103it absolute is you faggot migger niggerit dives to 18,000ftits autonomous and i bet it has a hydrogen battery and who knows what else intertial shit etc
>>542296299>classifiednot anymore I guess
>>542302379LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>"hahaha its the little RC toy we didnt want anyway!!!"same thing they would say if the stealth-drone Iran captured back in 2011 was a "today" event>>542302541
>>542302598>UNGA BUNGA LOOK FLYING MACHINE. HAVE PROPELLER SPIN VERY FAST AND MACHINE FLY LIKE BIRD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!you are brown and this is what you sound like lol
>>542296299>A nuclear explosion has been detected in the heart of Iran. All leading members of the government atze presumed dead. Iran currently exists in a state of anarchy.Wouldn't that be funny? Like that was the plan all along?Can't get mad at the US for them "stealing" our tech and getting blown up by it.I know that's not the case, but I'd still chuckle. And be a little impressed with the US govt for once. NGL.Kinda like how Jar Jar Binks being the ultimate bad was supposed to be the through line. That kinda shit garners respect from me.
>>542302103It doesn't matter.The tech goes straight to China and possibly Russia too.
>>542302651>classified>not anymore I guessnot even the first time^lmao, but this was just our "littlest mass produced stealth drone we didnt want anyway!!!" lmao, its ukraine/israel tier jew /k/ope>"hurrrrrrrrr we wanted it to get found even!!!"
>>542302598yeah man i bet if you take it back to your war factory you'll be able to make submarine yuris or something
>>542302686they should bash you jew niggers over the head with rocks untill you lose the capacity to type
>>542302740what "tech"? what retarded nigger-infested 3rd world shithole can't build a mini-sub in the current year? lmfao
Very cool
>>542296372SPBP. OP is a blithering retard.
>>542296758not sold my soul to the devil?
>>542296733you analyze the situation for me. Afterall, you are the king of losing wars.
>>542302782>yeah man i bet if you take it back to your war factory you'll be able to make submarine yuris or somethingsure thing faggot migger nigger^roughly 2 weeks after Iran got the stealth drone spoofed, China+Russia got their hands on it toobut good news!>"we didnt want the lil drone anyway!"
>>542296881Thing is, they can produce cheap and reliable, effective gear on a large scale. You can't, it's all overpriced and overengineered, and takes a ton of bureaucracy.
>>542296299how embarrassing
>>542302651Now available on int'l IC's classifieds.
>>542303143>how embarrassingmutts fucked up big time>who they blame this on?
>>542296975We just shared all the passive sonar technology we've developed, dingus.https://thedebrief.org/stealth-technology-breakthrough-by-navy-researchers-could-revolutionize-underwater-drone-capabilities/
>>542296299bwahahahahahahah!!! jews like flock ceo are losing their brains right now. Iran should send it to China, Russia, North Korea to reverse engineer
>>542296465ooh shit it's his?!?! lol, he's seething and sharding like crazy right now. he should get his jew lawyers to send CEASE AND DECEASE letter to Iran, it is copyrighted after all
>>542296299>captures drone sub>w-w-w-we-we d-d-d-di-did it redditI guess when fucking goats is the epitome of life, you'll celebrate any stupid thing you achieve.>inb4 muh technology that these desert vermin will never be able to reverse engineer>inb4 muh straitAmerica can build a least 10000s of those before we notice this one has gone missing. You're competing with china for achievements by this point.
>>542296299This wouldn't even be the first time they did that. They forced a Reaper to land like a decade ago. They've even built copies.
>>542296299you lost iranny
>>542296644honestly, its probably the boomers running things for the gay jewish demons who are naming things after stuff from Tolkien's work.
>>542304071--horry shit mutts cunts ever hear of self offing
>>542297730>I'm pretty sure mines on the ocean floor are not a big issue.Heh, it would be a shame if somebody designed mines to sit on the ocean floor until certain parameters are met such as time/ detecting propeller noise or sonar and then release their weight and start floating around again after the area has been cleared of mines.
>>542296299>Iran's navy found a submarine while it was chilling on the sea floorX doubt
>>542303978>>542303908A Portuguese man, touched by an Italian nationalist group ("gringo morto l'occidente forte"), wrote this Spanish song:https://youtu.be/K-jVxZ8kKvUPor Colon, por Colon.Si los gringos de America murieran,El Imperio volveria a reinar,Correria la sangre del mal,Como corren los rios al mar. (bis)Por Colon, Por Colon,Matare, matare a un gringo,Vengare, vengare a mi America,Con un traje de luces mingo. (bis)En la lid como el Cid, embozar,De Lavrador a Islas Sanson, fiel,A Inter Caetera y nuestra piel,Asi Reina Isabel nos vera. (bis)
>>542296299>explodes like beeperoh no....
>>542296299My dad built an unmanned underwater submersible as his undergrad engineering project in 1985 my dude. This is ancient tech. I guarantee this thing only has slight modifications from the 80s
>>542304498I thought those goat fuckers couldn't even make real missiles how would they do this? and how would they place mines anywhere when their whole navy got destroyed 10 times?
>>542296299>HOLY FUCK IT'S A SUPERSECRET CLASIFIED WEAPON OF WARRRRRit's a waterproof camera.
>>542305549Glowies, on overtime huh?
>>542305695no, i'm mocking the overhyping that glowniggers always do about their tech. it's a fucking waterproof camera with rudders, and probably cost an enormously overbloated portion of the national debt.
>>542304610I don't speak spanish but I understand he is singing about COLON so I am assuming it has something to do with ass cancer
>>542302818My nigga got a viagra stuck in his throat.
>>542296299So thats why eglin kikes so mad LOL
>>542296299So you're just gonna sit an advanced piece of hardware loaded with AI that suspiciously looks like a very big bomb in your country?
>>542297871How are u gonna trigger the payload through all that mountain?
>>542296299Trojan Horse? Nah, trump's too fucking retarded for that high IQ play.
>>542296299Wowzers, that is heckin based, IranI bet Trump is sad face now
>>542309047
>>542296465>guys I am such a LE EPIC NERD that I named my company after LORD OF THE RINGS whoa that is so EPIC and NERDY no one ever read those books except a nerd like me XDwhy are these insufferable faggots all like this? Then you have the retards like Elon who claim they're going to mars any day now and that there's gonna be this epin sci-fi future he's gonna create where no one works and robots clean up after us and we have flying cars because this is ebic!
>>542308846ever see a buck nigger plow a brap sow? just need a good pair o mudflaps
>>542296299They've claimed that shit with drones off and on for over a decade. It's just public spectacle where they show a mockup.
"It was surveying regional waters in support of ongoing operations. The defective drone was an older model that neither collected sensitive data nor carried any classified sonar or radar equipment," the spokesperson said.Anduril confirmed the loss of one of its vessels, but downplayed the significance of the incident."Dive-LD is an attritable autonomous system, meaning it is designed from the outset to operate in dangerous environments where loss of the vehicle is an expected possibility," a company spokesperson said.CASE CLOSED, WHO CARES.
>>542296372You have no foreskin lmaooooo
>>542297186i wonder why china did that? i thought they hated kikes?
>>542296299Peter Thiel wants' his sub back.
>>542311096Uhhh>>542311108What's with this faggot jew in Australia? Jew tendril from Israel managing goyim or a golem at Pine Gap?
>>542296560Who do you think provided the Persians with the intel to locate it?
>>542296299Doubt it
>>542296299oh shit they made an AI image of it! Must be true!
>>542296299Doesn’t look advanced. It’s just a pod seals use.
>>542302379Now THIS is a copepost
>>542311676internals is what matters, like new form of laser mapping or someshit like that and access to motherboard to sic AI to find exploits. it was stupid for jews to not install auto destruct in those
>>542296299The cope in this thread is actually insane.
>>542296299>AndurilGlad it wasn't something good
>>542296299https://youtu.be/hTl3rrXyg6k?t=77
>>542302103> I'm just pretending to be retardedanon, I...
>Do nothing, win.FREE R&DGod Bless America
>>542296551Migatroons need to be fucking institutionalized
>>542296299The most fun thing about ops post is if you believe it you prove you are not actually of /pol/ no one on here would think that shit is "advanced".
>>542296758Haven't sold my soul to satan.
>>542296813Next year? What is this 2012? They'll have it in a week. It will MOG dumbduril.
I just interviewed with Anduril today
>>542311928anduril is goodthey design for affordability and mass productionnot the bespoke gorillion dollar scam tier luxury shit of other defence contractors. the problem is that anduril designs are actually practical, and that's a problem because adversaries could potentially actually afford to copy it.
>>542296881NO PUSH ON JET
Here's a photo of the capttured sub!
>>542312347You don't know anything, you stupid Hindu fuck
>>542312347Makes sense for the ccp to target that company and try to kill it.
>>542296299wtf even is it?
>>542296465I still don't know how this company works.
>>542311513huh?
>>542312664I was referring to the first poster I linked. Tried to play it off like it was some standard shitskin media thing where they make something up. There's an aussie poster that is an unrepentant jewish/glownigger dicksucker.
>>542296299The goy in command forgot to tell the Iranians it was supposed to be an invisible submarine.
>>542296299Oh no, they captured our unmanned sub. This is truly the greatest loss in the history of warfare.Honestly I was sympathetic towards the Iranians for getting bombed at the behest of the kikes; but their trolls are super lame and gay. You think I give a fuck about some gay sub drone?
>>542310904they will go to mars and make a billion robots and when they do you will have a fresh cope. i remember when you were saying he would never manage to land and re-use a rocket, now space-x lands more rockets than the rest of the world launches combined. elon gets shit done it just always takes way longer than he says it will
>>542296605Monster energy drink company was started by two south african jews so that figures.
>>542312420ad hominemnote his lack of a real argument, classic signal that he lost this exchange
>>542302379cheap mass produced sub goes into the hands of enemy state specialized on cheap mass produced weapons. Yea I can't wait for water shaheds in the next two years...
>>542313126don't worry, the americans will charge their taxpayers for a special hundred million dollar missile to intercept the 50 thousand dollar underwater shahed
